Great Britain Greentexts

>>18223802
>>>/pol/

>>18223806
Don't be that way man.
Sun never sets
Also I can't contribute shit.

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>>18223806
Are you spasticated?


Bumping for local spooks, saved this from another thread but its all I got OP.

>>18223822
>Local spooks in England
Judy Dench, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, the population of Londonistan being predominantly shitskins...

>>18223822
Thanks man.

like I said OP doesn't really have anything

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>>18223802

>>18223802
>Be me at 17
>Live in rural UK
>Out on the streets drinking/smoking til stupid o'clock
>Group of friends starts to disperse as people go home
>3 of us start to walk home in the next village on 2 miles away
>Decide to go through long and old coaching road that goes through the middle of the woods as it cuts 10 minutes out of journey
>Road is dark as shit on a night, cobbled stone and loose rocks as a path
>No lights, only trees above and 8 foot high walls at each side all the way
>Get halfway up the road and we start to see something ahead, something pale that just doesn't look right
>It doesn't move so we keep moving but we start to talk about it
>As we get closer it starts to become clear that it's a person leaning against the wall
>He just looks at us and out of shock we just keep moving silently trying to get by him asap
>One friend say's something to him "Alright mate?"
>He doesn't respond. just looks
>Now right next to him we see the intesnity in his eyes as if we're scaring him
>We just keep walking until we can't see him again
>Never been down there after sunset again

The fucking strangest part about someone being on that road alone is that it is surrounded by nothing but fields and trees, while many people walk up and down there to save time, I can't think of many reasons why someone would dwell there in the dark in the middle of the night unless he was just fucked on drugs. That's what I've been telling myself all these years anyway.

>>18223966
thanks

>>18224017
Damm man.

bumping again. this is some great shit

>>18224017
Could of been a lad doing the same as you and shat himself when he saw other people coming.
Maybe he just waited there in a semi catatonic state hoping you wouldn't kick him in.
I swear fight or flight isn't always true, some people go for the curl up in a ball and die option.

>Chilling on a small fairly small piece of secluded land with m8s
>half wooded area, half open grass area
>privately owned by the water company but occasionally people use it as a cut through
>we called it "the egg" because it had a patch of bushes in the middle that make it look like a fried egg from above
>bushes conveniently cover us from most of the area and anyone walking by
>about 2 am, we used to stay out late smoking when we were teenagers
>hear some kind of hushed argument coming from the gate at the far end
>few of us take a shady look round the bushes and see a chavvy as fuck, middle aged couple with a pushchair
>strange time of night to have a kid out
>they haven't seen us and they're walking through the field towards the woods
>they're really rushing though, not quite running but quicker than a walk
>the ground is bumpy as fuck and the pushchair is bouncing around wildly
>something is strapped into the chair but wrapped in a blanket
>looked toddler sized but no part of it was showing
>only movements came from the rollercoaster ride its "parents" were giving it
>we all look at each other and wtf
>as they get closer we can see their movements are strange, stumbling like they're really pissed
>they're dishevelled looking
>mudcovered, full tracksuits tucked into their socks
>gold jewellery glinting in the limited light
>woman's hair was scraped up on top of her head
>heroin addict chic, you know the type
>they get to the edge of the wood and stop, we're in their line of sight if they turn around now
>argument is getting louder
>ratfaced bloke quickly turns and stares at us
>what is it with that weird instinct in people?
>they freeze for a second

this is the weirdest part of all

>then they turn and jog right back they way they came in complete silence
>even quicker than before
>as I said before the place is used as a through-fare, a cut-through, there's another gate and a street right at the other side of the wood

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>>18225930
our conclusion was that they were drug addicts who killed their kid and we're trying to bury it in the woods. We thought they maybe had some kind of stash, drugs, money etc in the chair and were moving it quickly to avoid a bust but it doesn't make sense that they didn't carry on the way they were going.
Also when I said they were mudcovered I mean they had mud caked up their trousers, it was a damp night but it was clear they had been walking for hours, or just somewhere really muddy beforehand.

Here is a map, the red circle is the gate they entered and the path they took.
The yellow circle is where the bushes are and where we were sat, though they have either been removed or they don't show up on google earth, this was about ten years ago and I don't hang around in fields anymore.
The blue circle shows the other gate and you can see the small track that leads to the next street.

> About 5-6 years ago
> Be about 16
> Live in shitty place up North
> Houses in rows, the kind with a house attached at each side
> Live on end of row house so only one house connected to our right
> Be about 2 in the morning
> Just woke up since I fell asleep in the afternoon
> Fuck it I'll play some vidya
> Turn on console
> Here loud as fuck crash downstairs
> Sounded like window
> Grab knife
> Explore downstairs
> Zero broken glass
> Even checked my dog hadn't broke anything, he's asleep on the stairs
> Confused.gif
> It was definitely close by
> Couldn't be neighbours, they got kicked out months ago for being raided for ketamine or some shit
> ImJustLosingIt.wav
> Walking up stairs
> Hear it again, Slightly louder this time
> FUCK SAKE
> It's not just me since parents came down to check
> All good
> Take a gander outside
> Nothing strange
> Parents say fuck it and go back to bed
> Pissed off since I know the sound is coming from somewhere and I can't find it
> Sat and watched TV to take mind off of it
> 10 minutes later here faint scratching
> Not doggo
> Grab knife again
> Go out the house and look at it, only place it could come from
> See movement in neighbouring house
> Decide to go tell the daft homeless cunt that's probably squatting there to shut the fuck up
> Walk through my house, climb into next back yard and force the back door lock in
> Looking round
> Downstairs clear
> Head upstairs
> Looking round there's signs that someone loved here at some point but definitley not recently
> Found a fiver so it was worth coming in anyway
> Here faint rustling
> MildPanic.exe
> Continue searching, nothing
> Scratching continues
> fuckfuckfuckfuck
> Don't belive in paranormal shit but mother does, imagination runs wild
> Glance upwards
> Attic entrance
> Scared to check but too pissed off to not check
> Climb on top of a wardrobe that was left
> Lift up hatch
> Look round
> Too dark to properly see shit
> Climb up
(1/2)

>>18223802
>be me
>fookin britcunt
>be roind 3 bongs affer the ol midnoit.
>tryna get messel oer to the damn ol paki cunt an get me some kebabs and crompits
>walkin along and
>oy blyme, a goddam wraith er oer fell spook just dun jumped out at me an myssel from ahaint fromma fukkin lorry.
>almos shit messel
>realistic blood and shite all oer. totally fooked and spooked.

>>18226012
(2/2)
> Must have been where neighbours kept stash
> looking through drawers and shit
> Nothing but the occasional spider
> Hear scratching again, loud this time
> MaxPanic.fuck
> Turn round, hold knife in front of me
> Nothing that I can see
> Except far corner that's too dark to properly see
> Walk slowly over, knife held ready
> Floor feels slightly damp
> Somethings there, can start to see outlines of shapes
> Can see... Candles? Not lit obviously
> More shit, flowers?
> Bottle of holy water? What the fuck?
> Paranormal imagination is noping the fuck out
> See something large in the very corner pushed against the wall, can't fully tell what it is
> Fucking big though
> Scratching again, loud as fuck this time
> NOPENOPENOPENOPE
> Fucking dive out of attic
> Bolt it down the stairs
> Actually fucking jump through the front window
> Hide in house
> Parents come to see what the fuck is happening
> Explain
> Dad just things I'm being a dipshit and goes to bed again, mother is slightly worried but says its alright
> Chill in bedroom after sorting out the glass cuts, luckily none of them were bad
> End up moving about two months later

I nearly came when I found out we were moving. In retrospect what I found wasn't even that spoopy, but if fucking put the shits up me at the time.

my parents lost like an hour of time driving home before, ashfield area. just remember leaving the event tehy were at and then turning off the motorway like an hour later

>>18226039
Please explain?

25 y/o Britfag here.

I saw something I can only describe as a 'Demon' when I was 11-12 year old.

Want to hear the story?

I never normally come to /x/ but I was intrigued by a thread on K about paranormal.

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>>18223802
>Be Britain
>Colonize the world
>Become Great Britain
>Colonies tired of your shit
>Rise up and claim independence
>Become """"""""""Great""""""""""" Britain
>Countries over the world come back
>Take over it
>WAAAAAAAHHH SO MANY IMMIGRANTS
>Leave EU
>Expect good things

SPOOPY

>>18223822
The last part in white guts off mid sentence. Any complete version?

>>18226418
>be England
>spread democracy, technology and actual society to the four corners of the world
>the four corners of the world would rather be superstitious and savage and use the very things Britain gave them against Britan
>expect that the savages will someday be less savage if they keep giving them things

KEKY

>>18226409
ye

>>18226409
Do tell.....

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>>18226580
>>18226418
>>18223802

>America's lap dog
Like a pesky Chihuahua