Clown Containment Thread

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>>18221859

rly gets the noggin' joggin'.....

>>18221869
Not really. There are plenty of rednecks and self appointed Tough Guys here in the states that can't wait to bag a clown, and plenty of overly superstitious Mexicans that get spooked by things we roll our eyes at. Every country has its own fears and superstitions.

>>18221869
you could replace clowns with cartels , then switch the nationalities for an interesting Lel

>>18221869
I don't get this. The only people I know who are scared of clowns are all Chicanos

>>18221869
wtf is E.U.A.

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>>18221859
I saw this clown outside my kid's school last Friday, I told him to beat it but he just kept saying "riddle me this!" and then asking weird questions about eggs and tables. I tried to jump him but he tripped me with a cane shaped like a question mark and ran off, when I got back up to look for him all I found was a map with a bunch of nonsense written on it and a card inviting to to "match wits" with him. I don't know guys, these clowns are really getting out of control.

>>18221899
Spanish abbreviation for the States. Try a search next time.

>>18221859
why is krusty yellow

>>18221899
Estados Unidos de America

>>18221901
>not taking up his adventure and unraveling the mystery of the clowns in the next Steven Spielberg original

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>>18221901
Only one man can stop him...

>>18221906
Because whoever did this otherwise fine piece of art forgot his face is painted.

You guys know that Rob Zombies new film, featuring spooky clowns, is set for release just before Halloween right?
Tell me, have you seen genuine footage of one of these? Or just shitty fake videos from the same viral teams and "sighting" reports etc

>>18221935

This clown wave has nothing to do with any movies, it's just a social media fad and faggot attention whores/pranksters. None of these clowns are harmless.

Unlike back in the early 80s, when there was a phantom clown wave, which was actual dangerous killer pedos trying to lure kids.

>>18221935
Do you know how to work the Googles and read news articles or just shitpost?

>>18221945
The whole 80s "phantom clown" thing was largely urban legend mixed with tiny bits of fact here and there. It's got nothing to do with this recent clown invasion.

>>18221945
>>18221946
t. Rod Zombies PR team

Its literally fucking nothing, reported sightings and fake videos.

>>18221899

European Union Association

>>18222177
I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of how wrong you are.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/24/495298587/sinister-clowns-are-scaring-people-in-multiple-states
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sdut-wasco-clown-instagram-california-town-2014oct14-htmlstory.html
http://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2016/09/scary_clown_epidemic_reaches_o.html
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/9/30/pasco_schools_put_on.html
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/a-nightmare-coming-true-gangs-of-clowns-terrorize-n-s-drivers-1.3097450
https://www.dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/
http://komonews.com/news/local/sheriff-2-puyallup-schools-closed-tuesday-by-threat
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/boy-injured-by-person-dressed-as-clown-in-sterling-heights-police-say
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/04/clowns-are-terrorising-schoolchildren-in-newcastle-6171278
http://www.ktvu.com/news/209840527-story
http://wafb.com/wafb/db_330682/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=YEHHDSyA
http://torontosun.com/2016/10/05/harry-ainlay-high-school-locked-down-after-alleged-online-threat-against-staff-member
http://claycord.com/2016/10/06/clayton-valley-charter-high-school-calls-police-after-clown-picture-posted-online/
http://claycord.com/2016/10/05/update-clown-grabs-1-year-old-child-on-willow-pass-rd-in-concord/
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/85115578/clown-attackers-assault-woman-walking-home-in-hamilton

>>18222177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_WICSHNpY

It's just a prank that's gotten too big because of people on the internet. It'll stop soon after halloween.

>>18221891
What's not to get?

>Be miserable and poor.

>No police. Just rule of the streets.

>See somebody you can beat to death with zero consequences. (the other) The whole 'some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them' is true.

>Lynch them. Attacking and harming the other as a group feels GOOD because humanity is wired all fucked up. "Hey, that guy ain't like us! Let's poke out his eyes! *YEAH!*"

They do this with emos and GLBT people. But at least the clown bastards are -putting- themselves in harm's way on purpose.

>>18222320
>>18222383
Fuck off, shitlords.

There's also been clown sightings in the Netherlands: in Almere an 11 year old was chased by a clown with a knife. In Arnhem three teens were sighted wearing clown masks and waving (plastic) knives. A woman approached them and reprimanded them, called the police who called it brawny teen behavior.

Although my clown phobia has decreased significantly, reports will make sure I'll keep my distance if I run into one.

>>18222383
What I am trying to say is that most of 4chan would die horribly in Mexico. If you even show a small bit of sperg you're done. Everybody gets together and kills you.

>>18221869
kek she got the chancla

>>18222288
Wow man, I hate saying 'sheep' but that is just fucking pathetic.

My take on this is that it's a mix of every theory: probably a company trying to make viral videos but that ended up influencing some teenagers who likes tr0ll1ng and browsing 4chan, and keeping up with that wave some real criminals trying to disguise themselves.

A classic snowball effect.

>>18221902
or not man... thanks for contributing nothing to society.

>>18222440
>Netherlands
Fuck, fuck, fuck. That's way too close for my comfort. I don't want these fucks in Germany. I fucking hate Clowns, I would probably get a heart attack on the spot if I see on of those freaks at night.

>>18222593
I heard someone saw them on the Germany-Polish border

What we know about the clown sightings:
>there had been clown sightings in the U.K. prior to this last August epidemic
>recently started in the U.S. in South Carolina
>there have been 39+ states in the U.S., since August, that have reported clowns
>some have been reported as a hoax, others mass hysteria, social media spread, some serious threats and arrests have been made, etc.
>some stores and Halloween shops are refusing to sell clown and clown-related costumes
>A Californian school district has banned all clown costumes
>sightings have shown up in Australia as well as the U.K. as early as October
>The World Clown Association
(not making this up)
>The World Clown Association has taken a stance against dressing up as a clown for violence
>many people and the media are attributing this craze to: The Purge, Rob Zombie's 31, and the remake of Stephen King's IT

>>18222581
See >>18221908 before you spout off like the retard you are.

>>18223009
>>there had been clown sightings in the U.K. prior to this last August epidemic
There've been clown sightings in the US since forever

>>18222846
Well fuck, that's it. No going outside at night for the foreseeable future if I don't have to. That border is even closer to where I live.

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Stephen's one of them, guys.

Just read an article about the first clown popping up here in sweden. I like this.

>>18223047
Not of this magnitude eh?

>>18221899
Estados Unidos de America = United States of America

EUA =USA

>>18222430
>Miserable, poor, stupid, violent and hateful

Dude, you are mistaking yahoos as googles

>>18222491
/Thread

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>>18221916

Bullets still work on clowns... right?

Clowns aren't paranormal or even scary, you sensationalist fucks.

Seriously, grow the fuck up. There's demons and cryptids and eldritch horrors to be afraid of and you ass-wipers want to talk about CLOWNS. What the legitimate fuck.

>>18224000
You're not reading much news recently, huh my dude.

>>18221886
>implying murricans wouldn't run away from cartels

>>18223943
No, but pies work

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Some dickhead tried it in Australia: http://overmma.com/pranking-going-far/

>>18221859
There are videos all over youtube. I'm guessing you all have seen this meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBw79Zzjo0c (1:39)

>>18221859
dress as batman and chase off the clowns

troll the trolls

how many clowns are going to get shot this halloween

2 have been spotted in the netherlands, Almere police has recieved multiple reports of a clown chasing children with a knife.
They are trying to find the fag now.
http://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nederland/nu-ook-in-nederland-politie-almere-waarschuwt-voor-killer-clowns

>>18225570
Depends on how many people are dumb enough to dress up as one after all this.

http://trib.al/r4HJPJ0
So this happened in my town... looking forward to my walk home tonight

>>18224288
> organized crime is rampant in the US

>>18222491
Wow nice. How could you ever be wrong if you just say it's everything.

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>>18221859
Holy shit they're in Ireland now wtf?

>>18226620
Forgot link
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/creepy-clowns-armed-with-chainsaws-enter-dublin-city-school-35116498.html

If there are any clown faggot here let me ask you something serious. Let's say you jump at me in the woods or some isolated place, I pull out a knife and stab you. What do you do next? Run like little bitch or beg me to call an ambulance?

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Who wants to start an anti clown death squad?

>>18226643
Not a clown but fight back I suppose? Obviously they're ready to defend since they jump at people in the woods.

>>18226643
Lookit the big Internet Tough Guy, everyone.

>>18226655
See, you're fucking retarded too.

>Clown start doing stupid shit
>People get scared
>Clowns start brandishing weapons
>People get more scared and some start taking measures to protect themselves
>Other people think they're bigshot /k/ommandos and want to actively organize clown hunts
>Clowns start getting hurt
>Full blown war between the clown fucktards and clown hunter fucktards
>Innocent people and clowns start getting hurt
>No one wins
>warishell.jpg

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I've been walking around my town in Georgia dressed like this, and hiding in the woods near populated roads near dusk.

Pretty fun.

>>18226698
Decent costume. Too bad you'll probably be buried in it.

Can I get Clowns in my country too please?

I know for a fact that clowns are posting ITT

My cousin that's a professional clown who went to a clown school is losing business because of this nonsense. It's so dumb. Clowns aren't even scary

>>18226789
>My cousin that's a professional clown who went to a clown school is losing business because of this nonsense.

Sucks, but it'll die down eventually.

>Clowns aren't even scary

Fear is subjective.

>>18226794
There's nothing objectively scary about clowns. It's an irrational fear

>>18226815
Most fears are irrational, but that doesn't mean people don't have them. Stop acting like a twat.

>>18226819
Name five common irrational fears

>>18221859
A middle school in my town went on lockdown because some dumbass kid made a clown threat. I can't believe I just typed that sentence.

>>18226835
The dark, spiders or other insects, heights, enclosed spaces, dolls.

Now kindly fuck off before you make an ass of yourself further.

>>18223992
I agree that a normal clown who is just doing his job is not creepy at all, but I can see the danger of some actual psychopath taking advantage of this fad to do something evil.

>>18226846
3/5 of those aren't irrational

>>18226848
It isn't a fear of clowns for the latter, it's a fear of being harmed

>>18226848
>but I can see the danger of some actual psychopath taking advantage of this fad to do something evil

And a number of them already have.

>>18226788
What makes you think that? :0)

>>18226855
why? because under the right circumstances something bad could happen?

should i be afraid of air because it fuels fires?

>>18226855
>3/5 of those aren't irrational

Are you seriously going to keep going with this? It's not irrational to be afraid of heights if you're precariously balanced on the edge of a 20 story building. It is if you're so scared you can't even get on a stepladder without feeling queasy.

The gist of your argument essentially boils down to this:

>I'm not afraid of clowns

Good for you, do you want a medal?

>I'm not afraid of clowns, so no one else should be

This is the point where you should stop being a cockmongler and fuck off to a different thread.

>>18226860
>>18226862
>>18226865
You must have pretty strong legs to jump to a conclusion like that

>>18226867
Cute. Well, it's been fun, but there's no point in arguing anymore with someone who doesn't have an actual argument.

>>18226857
>>18226698

>>18226867
thank you very much sir

still pretty irrational fears though

>>18226869
>everything is an argument
Every time

>>18226856
Are there records of this? Because so far, I've only heard of edgy teenagers chasing people while holding knives, and at worst, spics and hillbillies killing the clowns.

>>18226878
The only one that I know of is that the article about a clown getting shot in the head is fake

This is neat, too
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-chases-killer-clowns-in-cumbria/

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>>18226884
Finally!

>>18226664
Nigga this aint the crips

>>18226698
I've had a few cars slow down to stare at me but no confrontations. I'm pretty sure I freaked out some teenagers.

When I walk down Main Street people have been nothing but polite. Although, I did have a cop ask me to remove my mask. He also took down my information in case there's any clown reports around town.

Southern hospitality man.

We started having them in Sweden now.
How did this start? Who's idea was this?
Also our papers are calling them "killer clowns", and I'm not sure if the clowns have actually killed anybody.

>>18227098
except for the fact that everybody forgets...

..that they are from outer space.

Clown spotted at leeuwarden, netherlands.

>captcha
>a clown

>>18221869
LEL That really happened

>>18227098
Creepy Clowns would work better.

>>18221879
>Life is a cartoon
Dont the usa have 20% of americans believing in a flat earth, moin landing hoax,metric system is evil, evolution is not real, global warming is a hoax.

>>18225555

i like this idea

What is the probability of this being viral marketing for the upcoming 'It' movie?

I'm guessing 90%

>>18228619
If you had actually bothered to read this or any other thread, you'd know that has already been suggested dozens of times and is looking less and less likely at this point.

>>18227063
Just don't pull any dick moves or chase people, and beware of trigger-happy clown hunters.

>>18221859
I wish clowns would show up in my area. That would make life seem a little more interesting...

>>18225555

In England someone is actually doing that.

>>18226493
Wow stop being retarded anytime now

>>18228504
Have they surveyed that out for any European countries?

>>18229481

we need to start doing it in the states

Dario Fo is dead. Who will succeed him?

>>18229982
Did you post in the wrong thread?

>>18227172
What

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So who here wants to go clown-hunting?

I just got a crazy idea for a way of clown-hunting.

So the clown-based Mr. Mime's weaknesses are ghost, poison, steel-types, right? And kids are still playing Pokemon Go? So let's all dress as those types of Pokemon and use stuff to enulate their attacks

God-tier publicity stunt, guys.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(2017_film)

>>18222593
why worry about clowns when you have refugees germanon

>>18226846
the dark(primal fear) insects and arachnids(primal fear) enclosed spaces(primal fear) heights(modern human fear due to being unable to climb) dolls(irrational fear) uncanny valley shit

>>18230170
See >>18228625

So now this Clown shit has spread to Denmark and Sweden too..

>>18232367
Links?

>>18228504
He's saying the opposite of that

>>18232367
Showing up in eastern Europe as well.

>>18232740
Like where?

>>18232740
Nah, that's just your typical eastern european whore on a saturday.
t. another eastern european

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>>18233041
Poland. Pic related.

>>18230275
Primal or not, most of those fears are irrational in modern times.

n

k

>>18232367
It'll be in every country soon, just wait.

>>18230123
>throw pokeball at clown
>clown uses knife
>it's super effective!

>attacking the clowns
Terrible idea. The clown will have buddies who will want revenge.
You will just be chilling at home, then a car pulls up and like 20 of them get out with pies and balloon mallets ready to mess you up.

imo I think all this clown shit is fake, or at the very least it started as viral advertising and then people started copying it for youtube laughs and e-cred.

However, I think that there will be people who take advantage of this fad for nefarious reasons. Eventually people will start letting their guard down around the clowns, and will just think it's a prank and laugh it off. A criminal could easily take advantage of people who think it's all a joke for youtube or whatever.

There are shitty people out there, and any opportunity a criminal gets to disguise his/her identity makes committing crimes a lot safer and easier.

>>18226664
>Be me
>be middlingsizeshot /k/ommando
>Be Halloween
>Go innawoods with L1A1 with a nugget taped to it
>Dressed as Zergface
>Shoot at clowns

>>18234895
>Get arrested
>Life in prison
>Bunghole now belongs to Bubba
>Now who gets the last laugh?

>>18234923
Bubba, I guess, till I shank him with my own tooth.

>>18226643

>ignoring panic
>ignoring shock
>ignoring the fact that survival is number one priority to the body so it's unlikely you'd do anything other than run or move away as quick as possible like 99 percent of human people

This the exact kind of faggot that you would hear say something like this:

>"if I saw 6 guys harassing a babe at the bar I would personally beat the shit out of all 6 of them and then me and the girl would have a beer."

>>18221859
What if they're teasing [spoiler] Final Fantasy VI remake? [/spoiler]

>>18234929
>Bubba's favorite bitch misses getting pounded
>Has contacts on the outside
>You wake up in your cell one night
>"HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKER"
>Raped by clowns

>>18232671

Hope you read danish then : )

http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/jesper-skraemt-af-oekseklovn-pludselig-stod-han-midt-paa-vejen/6346548

http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/svensk-politi-jagter-mand-med-klovnemaske-angreb-19-aarig-med-kniv/6348929

There's been a couple more supposedly clown sightings in Denmark, but I don't have the time to find the links for all of them, I'm at work so.
>>18234836
You're probably right.

>>18234935
Fucking space station 13 level shit. I cut out of my cell with a toothbrush and determination, get the HoP to raise my access to Cap'n and space the clowns. Happily ever after.

>>18234939
You can't just h4x your way to a happy ending, boy.

>>18234948
Sure I can. Maybe we should stop shitting up the thread, though?

why are people so afraid of clowns?

There are reports of them in south america too. I think Brazil was one of the countries

>>18234963
I'm not afraid of clowns as long as they can bleed, can the bleed, they can die..

>>18226789
Westerners are such a pussy beta faggot nowadays.

i am a professional clown but my house keeps getting harassed nightly by these stupid hipster clowns. the same 4 clowns every night for the last 3 days. should i call the cops or just wait for halloween to pass?

>>18234967
But I've heard some things bleed and don't die.

>>18234977
Dress yourself up as a clown, run out of your house with a huge knife while yelling very loud! Then beet the shit out of those idiots!

..Or maybe just call the cops, either way, those wankers need to be taught a lesson one way or another.

>>18234982
witch things?

>>18234977
Record their asses and call the cops. If that fails, set booby traps since they keep coming back. Or just be ready with the hose or paintball gun.

>>18234997
"Hose or paintball gun"
I think you may be British.
The Queen knows, bin that hose.

>clown arrested in rotterdam

Well time to barricade my appartment.

>>18235014
Nope, murican

>>18234987
>witch things?
>witch

Yeah, probably those too.

>>18227098
Ours are too. I'm in the UK and I'm not sure whose papers started the 'killer clowns' thing but it's clear the reason is to market them as being scarier than they are.

Sooner or later they'll start calling it the 'killer klown kult' or words to that effect.

Nobody has been killed, and the one serious injury we've had turned out to be some drunk lying about being attacked by a clown when he really cut his hand on broken glass.

>>18232671
http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/svensk-politi-traekkes-rundt-i-manegen-70-har-ringet-om-klovne-paa-36-timer/6350939

Wait what the fug is this clown shit all about?
I don't use social media beyond advertising my job/myself and this is the first time I have been on /x/ in over a year.

>>18235273
Try reading the damn threads.

>>18235275
but I read through the thread and still don't quite understand what its all about.

>>18235278
It's about idiot dressing up and scaring people, in one country, other people seeing it, and doing the same.

>>18235280
I was just curious, mostly since I work as a clown at parties, festivals and events and shit

>>18235282
I recommend you lay low for a while. As you can tell, a bunch of trigger-happy /k/ommandos want to actively go clown hunting. And even if you're not dealing with them, people are already pretty freaked out.

>>18235283
usually around this time a year it gets real slow for me so that should not be a problem, all my areas events and shit happen around December-March, all I get is maybe one gig every 3 weeks on average

>>18235293
You should tell your clown buddies too.

>>18221935
You're an idiot. There is plenty of documentation. Including all the vigilante justice being served in response to this meme fad bullshit

>>18222593
Turn your fear to anger and kill that mother fucker

>>18230123
dumb weeby fuck

I thought it was just a /x/ ruse around the world. But apparently its more than that.

>>18235913
It started as a ruse or some kind of viral marketing thing but of course edgy faggots the world over have decided to make it the next meme craze so here we are

>>18226770
Hahaha savage

Honestly this fad would be a lot more interesting if the merry pranksters actually put on make up instead of just wearing masks, didn't carry weapons (even if most are fake), or chased people.

Just having a bunch of clowns standing around is creepy enough. You turn it into dick territory when you start acting aggressively.

>>18235961
That's the problem with mass trends. You always get people who don't want to play by the rules.

>>18235920
Can you kids stop abusing the word "meme"?

Bandwagon
Trend
Mob mentality
Snowball effect
Craze

Take your pick.

>>18221859
>homey d clown

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>>18230037
I think he's referencing an old movie. I enjoyed it

>>18224000
You're right clowns arn't scary, clowns with grotesque makeup wielding knives and bats are though.

>>18221859
Still wondering why there aren't any /k/ommandos armed to the teeth in mime costumes, or pirate costumes or something...

>>18236221
What IS a clown's natural enemy? Besides humor, I mean. WAKKA WAKKA

So who is going to rack up a bigger body count? The clowns, or the clown hunters?

What if they are a cult? Besides the copycats, some of them might be organized. Society just isn't working anymore and this is the beginning of a long descent to anomie.
Maybe they are expecting to be beaten up, expecting for hunting groups to be formed. People start getting desensitized to violence. Gangs appear then riots seize the streets.

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got this email today and had a laugh. Clown costumes are getting popular now that it's the month of halloween

>>18221869
Dude in England chased one while waving a beer bottle at him and shouting about how the clown was a cheeky cunt. Pretty funny

>>18222440
>>18222593
>Arnhem
that's basically Germany

>>18236491
Half expecting it to jump out after a couple of loops

Me and a friend put up posters with a picture of a clown on it last night

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>>18226655
>>18230095
>>18234895
C-can we? I wanna now.

>>18221935
romb zombies 31, the IT remake and the killer klowns from outer space 2 in 2018

also the IT remake crew and rob zombiesfilm crew denyed involvment hmmmm?

>>18226655
fucking pussy don't be afraid of clowns you little bitch

>>18226698
kinda hope you get shitkicked in it

>>18226698
>jester

You failed right out of the gate.

>>18228625
theres about two movies coming that relate to clowns this and next year and one in 2018 then all this shit starts happening it probs is marketing

>>18234877
>not using a loaded gun cause merica

>>18236630
Once again, even if it started out that way, no PR team would want this much bad publicity with actual threats and arrests.

>>18236597
>sequel to Killer Klowns

Goddammit, must Hollywood ruin EVERYTHING?

>>18236491
What game is that?

Bump for clowns.

clowns

Clown started popping up even in Yurop

>>18239146
Soon all will be clown

STOP THE ANTI-CLOWN POGROMS

>>18239210
Having trouble typing with those gloves on?

The ghost of Christmas decorations was a cunt loving clown. Clown culture is catching on. I've joined and nothing feels better than creeping around by the highway, occasionally clowning out. The thing is clown fucking and clown trucking, both of which are popular with clowns ego like to creep around. May athe clown armies' rise and tell the funniest joke of all-time, that is, to destroy humanity and remake it from the clown up.

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>>18221859
not /x/ related but I wonder
ya ok, clowns are spoopy but
what kind of pathetic manchild do you have to be to beat up a guy for having harmless fun in a costume?
like shouldn't every functioning human being be able to control irrational fears and not respond with violence like a fucking animal?

every story of clowns getting killed/beat up makes me cringe so hard
fucking subhumans.

>>18239229
You're overlooking the part where clowns have had weapons and chased/attacked people.

It goes both ways, and both of them are stupid.

>>18239229
Let's see you being so sickeningly PC after fucking Pennywise the clown runs at your car with a fucking machete.

>>18221859 (OP)
Juggalos aren't exactly spooky or scary. Just wannabe gang bangers who think they're tough.

>>18237233
space station 13 but its probable not what you expect

>>18239356
Thanks anyway

>>18221886
>USA standing against the cartels

lel amerifat, just lel

>>18236625
Actually it's a character I've been working on a series with for awhile now. The clown fad kinda lined up with it. I prefer creepy jesters anyways.

>>18240842
For what, like a youtube series?

shit nigga
these fuckers are everywhere now
>live in the woods of sweden
>read in the news that there was one stalking around about 200 meters from my apartment some hours ago
>dozens of other sightings all around the county
where is /k/ when you actually need them? fuck

>>18241990
/k/is already getting itchy trigger fingers, no need to encourage them.

I know most incidents aren't related but how long till this fad summon meme magic into something more sinister?

You do know it's ok to assault the clowns?

>>18242480
Sure, if you like prison.

>>18221869
>EUA
It's EEUU you fucking sudaca
plurals need double letters

>>18242794
Except that's how it's actually abbreviated, pendejo.

>>18226493
he'll be wrong as soon as one of those proves to be false. Criminals could happen at any point, and teens are already confirmed, all that's left unanswered is the viral marketing part, and I have my doubts that anyone would be able to get a film started and going fast enough to cash in the clown wave, so it'd have to be prior to the clown wave

>>18242806
It's not, gilipollas

>>18234977
join them
become one with the overmind

it's what you set out to do after all, it's time to finish the job and stop getting sidetracked by money and earthly gains

>>18239238
it's not juggaloos this time
though they've been proposed as a solution against the clown wave on past threads

>>18242815
Third from the bottom, imbecile.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EUA

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>>18242860
Fuck it this is not the place to argue about this shit.
If you really want to pull wikipedia into the argument take anything you want to say to https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discusi%C3%B3n:Estados_Unidos#Nombre_.28EUA.2C_EE.UU..2C_EE._UU..29

you dumb mobile poster

>>18242860
>>18242887
also, this, for you both
http://lema.rae.es/dpd/?key=estados_unidos

polite sage

Almost all of the clowns reported and arrested so far have been young people who think its funny because trolololol. A few have older people and they have been more serious and deranged. Im just waiting for one of these older clowns to snap on these hoax kids.

>>18221859
it's fake, tho

>>18242887
>Fuck it this is not the place to argue about this shit.

So stop arguing about it. Kill yourself.

>>18243023
Except it's not. Read the news articles.

>>18239219
what did he misspell?

>>18244551
If you can't tell, you can't spell either. Go back to school, kiddo.

honk honk

is ireland safe?

>>18223395
They're the same fucking thing at the end of the day and the world would be a much better place without either of them.

>>18244856

Did you mistake 'pogroms' for a misspelling of 'programs'?

Pretty rich to be so condescending if that's the case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zn3sFGqt5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zn3sFGqt5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zn3sFGqt5s

google search freemasonic clowns

>>18246258
Why did you post the same video three times?

>>18221869
A swede ran towards a creepy clown with a knife and the idiot clown stabbed the swede

https://youtu.be/zXjOfnE9ry8

>>18246855
Good.

>>18245859
Soon, no place will be safe.

honk

>>18246118
Calm down, Turmp.

>>18236372
Randstad!

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>>18236372
Depends if a large percentage of the population is muslim.

>>18249083
edgy

They're in Finland now. Biggest one being the incident where 10 of them emerged from a van and ran after some kids with baseball bats.
Then there was something about a clown with a chainsaw waiting for children in an underpass.

So far a few major news sites have reported around 3-5 sightings, but the normies on our trashy imageboard claim to have seen them around a lot more.
One the posts said that a clown was seen wandering around the woods 300 meters from where I live.

>>18251303
Links?

>>18251307
Sure. Here's what I found.

http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000001933831.html
http://yle.fi/uutiset/18-210000
http://satakunnankansa.fi/kotimaa/pelottava-ilmio-tuli-jo-satakuntaan-klovni-seisoi-oisella-tiella-luvialla/

I'm on mobile and pasting didn't work so I had to painfully type those out. Hope you understand finnish.

>>18221859
How's Florida ?

>>18251710
Humid and full of gators, from what I remember.

They have come to Dubrovnik in Croatia as well. Two of them were arrested near a school.

>>18226698

if I see you in Athens I am gonna beat your ass

>>18251307
More Finland links for you:
http://www.msn.com/fi-fi/uutiset/kotimaa/poliisi-tuusulan-uhkailijaklovnit-kantoivat-vasaraa-ja-naulapyssy%C3%A4/ar-AAjaU63?li=BBr5KbI

http://www.msn.com/fi-fi/uutiset/kotimaa/klovnikauhu-kasvaa-%E2%80%93-poliisihallitus-rauhoittelee-pellepaniikkia/ar-AAj7Rbb

>>18252531
Cringe

>>18252546
>klovnikauhu-kasvaa
>poliisihallitus-rauhoittelee-pellepaniikkia

top kek

I wish they would come to where I live. People need to stop whining, if you can't even enjoy the thrill of being chased by an armed clown in the middle of night you are dead inside.

>>18252776

I've been going jogging after nightfall this week, hoping one of these asshats would show up. Never been a better chance to beat up a joker that deserves it and get away with it.

>>18252872
Until you get stabbed.

i wonder what the real purpose of this thread is

is this supposed to be like an underhanded arrogant insult towards some anon?

you guys would get more accomplished if you did not prick at and bite one another

>>18228504
Well mathematically, evolution of people from monkeys isn't real.

Every country has some idiot that believes something that isn't true
There's no recorded percentage of idiots.

>>18236221
Been thinking of dressing up like a ninja going out with a sword and hunting clowns from the shadows
They're probably expecting to get in a fight if they're in the shadows scaring people. I'll straight up kendo a clown

>>18253961
It isn't "from monkeys", dummy. Try to actually learn about something before you dismiss it.

>>18253825
Well, that's where the thrill comes.

>>18255459
If you get your thrills from being stabbed, more power to you, I guess.

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ILLEGAL to dress as a Clown in one Mississippi county

Kemper County unanimously approved an ordinance that makes it unlawful for any person of any age to appear in public in Kemper County in a clown costume, clown mask or clown makeup.

The ordinance is enforceable by the Kemper County Sheriff's Office and violators can be fined up to $150.

>>18253866
>get more accomplished
>/x/
We're not here to do a job.

>>18253866
>not prick at and bite one another
That's no fun.

>>18255929
Is there an exception for licensed performers?

>>18226698
Where in Georgia? I want to join you. Let me know if you're interested..

>>18226838
Port Richey? Clearwater here, if you're talking about the school I think you are, my wife's little cousin goes there.

>>18256189
John Wayne Gayce was a licensed clown.

He has been subtle avoided in this threads, thank god.

>>18258025
single psycho child killer =/= bunch of edgy teenagers peppered with one or two genuine psychos participating in gigantic worldwide act of idiocy

>>18242494
Not everywhere, not the guy from the post you replied to but in my county it's perfectly okay to assault the clowns, although I live on the hickside of Oregon

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>>18258073
> in my county it's perfectly okay to assault the clowns

Clown Abuse is No Laughing Matter

Here in germany people in clown costume actually rob people and burn cars.
I thought it was just a prank movement?

>>18258025
And then you brought him up.

>>18244856
>kiddo
it's all too surreal
i can't tell when anyone is serious on the internet anymore, not that i ever really could before but wow

Well, it looks like the obsession with this is dying down, even if clown activity is not.

Bump because we'll still probably need this.

This clown bs is the same as planking
ots just a hot internet boob
itll pass in winter when its cold and clowns would freez
>inb4 but florida california nye nye nye nye
stfu

>>18222284
Its all bullshit
if i said a clown chased me with an axe everyone would believe
its called fluff and padding

I'm excited to see all the clowns that get shot on Halloween.

>>18258025
Because Gacy wasn't a "killer clown." He was a serial killer who butchered hitchhikers and employees that coincidentally dressed as a clown at public events a handful of times.

>>18221859
is this clown shit made by the cocophony society?

>>18226846
>spiders or other insects
spiders aren't insects you piece of shiet

this shits insane, my moms a teacher and a load of her kids(7-9yo) were talking about going 'clown hunting' on friday. Not a single clown sighting anywhere in our town but they're all obsessed with the thought of finding one.

>>18263534
Don't be pedantic. People refer to bugs as "insects" quite often, even if it's inaccurate.

>>18263737
Yeah, that's a great thing to teach your small children.

>>18262844
So you're just going to dismiss every single news story just like that? 'kay.

>>18222593
Don't worry one clown got shot already in my town

>>18266013
link? name of town?

>>18226698
KILL JESTER

>>18226878
two clowns got beat to death by a lynch mob in mexico recently

>>18224295
First Truth I've seen on here.

>>18226664
GAS THE MIMES CLOWN WAR NOW

>>18226789
Dude, he went to CLOWN SCHOOL. Can't've expected much success.

>>18235020

Wait till its halloween, mocro's with clown masks everywhere.

>>18227172
Very good sir. Five bonus points.

>>18236227
Pie.

>>18226698

Nice outfit but you'd look better with makeup instead of a mask.
>>18236625

I don't think that matters too much.
Jesters, clowns, harlequins, mimes, they're all within the same family. Now what would be a bit strange but interesting is if we see masqueraders.

>>18235020
Didn't you guys have an awesome cannibal there too? Or am I thinking of another German city...

>>18266971
Oh wait you're not Germany LOL

I'm confusing Rotterdam with Rotenberg.

>>18221869
Look up "clown beatdown". There's endless videos of Americans (especially black guys) chasing after these clown bitches and kicking their asses.

>>18266513
If people have any sense at all, they won't dress up as a clown this year.

>>18263737
There's something kind of interesting about this.

Here's a concept that used to be a normal aspect of children's entertainment, and we are witnessing its transformation into not only an subject of intentional horror (arguably the opposite end of the spectrum from what it was originally intended), but a quasi-legendary "creature", in a sense.

This clown craze, stupid as it may be, is a fascinating example of the evolution of culture.

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>>18228504
And yet with all the intelligence and achievement overflowing from whatever country you're from you still have time to shitpost about Americans to mostly Americans on an American made website. Reveal the secrets of this utopia senpai I'm sure we're all eager to hear them.

>>18240739
>somebody doesn't know how armed to the teeth southern arizona/texas/new mexico/even california is along the border and how easy the laws of those states are on people who violently kill criminals

I don't see any us state, county, or city under the reign of terror of a Mexican cartel, unless I'm missing something.

So how are you possibly preparing for Halloween?

Me I plan on locking doors then taking a shovel and guarding my house, with me running outside chasing after any clown I see with it and throwing glass bottles if I have them or probably at least call 911.

>>18228504
No, yes, taken too litterally, maybe and yes.

>>18221859

I love how everyone has gotten sick of this silly fad after a week of over exposure and it isn't Halloween yet.

>>18236015
Stand alone complex? Or is that not an actual psychological phenomenon?

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Error: You must wait .01 second before posting an image reply. 4chan Pass users have lower coolness.

>>18268130
Interesting analysis that I can't help but to agree with.

>>18269056
Getting grease paint.

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>>18221859
This now in Second Life

>>18226698
dam where did you get this costume

>>18226698
would fuck