What happens when a ufo crashes outside the United States?

>>18219618
Whatever government gets to it first, US soil or not.

Same reason we went to the moon and why we're pushing for Mars. There's nothing alive on Mars, but with how much weird shit has hit our space rock, just imagine how much cool shit has crashed on that thing and gone unclaimed?

A a species, we're just a bunch of old guys combing the beaches of the universe with metal detectors looking for whatever we can pull from the sand.

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>>18219618
>implying ufos have crashed or will ever crash on earth
rofl ,can you believe this guy?!

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>>18219618
the 'UFO coverup' was itself a coverup for the supersonic program. It was orchestrated to discount any stories told by gawking redneck rubes who might start blabbing about having seen flying objects moving far faster than possible with aviation of the time.

The stories of MIBs were legit, but the MIBs were carefully constructing the encounter to give the person unease (possibly with the aid of an ultralow frequency generating device) and to make the person feel like they were being bullied into covering up something otherworldly, not a military scientific advance.

sorry to ruin aliums for you. Didn't it ever occur to you that alien races would have better things to do than kidnap drunk rednecks in the middle of nowhere and stick things up their butts?

>>18219656
They never went to the moon.

>>18219819
This. Posts on /x/ and references the moon landing. mfw.

>>18219790
>Didn't it ever occur to you that alien races would have better things to do than kidnap drunk rednecks in the middle of nowhere and stick things up their butts?

Honestly if I was a super advance life form I'd be doing that on the reg.

>>18219819
>>18219903
The moon landing in 1969 was made by Stanley Kubrick yada yada blah blah, we know that, but are you stupid enough to thing that we never succeded later?

>>18219916
Same dude

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>>18219929
>but are you stupid enough to thing that we never succeded later?

you are talking of apollo 17 mission in 1972, anon?
sorry to pop your bubble but the answer is still a resounding No.
Nobody can land on the Moon, our orb isn't a solid planetoid and our Earth is flat.

>>18219950
There were 5 moonlandings dumbass

>>18219955
and all were faked by CIA, NASA and Disney.
we live under a dome on a flat Earth.

>>18219950
i will never understand flat earthers

>>18219964
Any proof other than
>"Wow space and spheres don't make sense"

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>>18219618
Within NSA Council there is a body called "Special Operation Coordination Group"

There are 4 top secret levels in NSA as well:
1. Black Monks
2. BlueMoon Unit
3. Ultra 1 Unit
4. Ultra 2 Unit (a.k.a. MJ-12 a.k.a. Majestic 12)

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>>18219790
>Didn't it ever occur to you that alien races would have better things to do than kidnap drunk rednecks in the middle of nowhere and stick things up their butts?
wow never heard THAT argument before
>mfw
seriously though, wouldn't it make more sense to abduct humans living out in the country where the population is smaller and more spread out, instead of making a big ruckus abducting people in a city or suburb?
also I never said anything about "aliums", my post was about ufos :^)

OP where do you think kebabs come from

>>18219974
>any proofs

sure, here are 200 proofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5i_iDyUTCg

any proof that we live on a globe?

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>>18219969
>i will never understand
don't despair, you will be reborn. That for sure

Lose their visa?

>>18219969
Not like you'd want to. To understand their inbred brains with their trains of irrational thought. How they refuse to accept facts and logic for their won fantasies. Like children who insist dragons are real and they're going to have a dog for a president when they're adults.

>>18219964do you know what Spacex is?

>>18220053
[spoiler]you can rocket your camera pretty high and see that you're sitting your ass on a ball spinny ball[/spoiler]

>>18219618
Any country will try their damnedest to keep it a secret while they determine if the UFO can give them some profitable tech or info. If UFO turns out to be dangerous or carries some exotic disease, I'm sure they will decide it is time to get the NATO or the Nigerians involved.

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>>18219950
Mah nigga
People need to look into the disney-nasa connection. Von Braun and Walt Disney were buddies big time.

>>18221765
> How they refuse to accept facts and logic
More like using our own sense of perception to support logic and facts, instead of vomitting "facts and logic" from some masons stuffed in your head in school. It's not because 98% of the people say somethig it's right. Especially if said 98% is goyim central.

>>18220055
Hidden in plain sight!
https://youtu.be/xMVrImME7To

>>18222282
Amateur footage with no fisheye at 120k feet still doesn't show curvature. Only a gullible fool would take the ISS live feed as real.

>>18222225
Space x is NASA sending part of their space hoax to private companies. Elon Musk is a freemason and pro scammer, although normies see him as the smartest person alive. They launch rockets; they just don't go in space. They dump them in the ocean.

Here's 40 min to explain flat earth pretty throughly.
https://youtu.be/k0xClWgidZU

>>18219618
Those damn gooks eat the fuckers.

>>18219618
Said country's military comes around, grabs everything, denies everything and the case may or may not become both the subject of jokes and conspiracy theories.

>>18219674
>>18219790
>>18219819
(you)

>illegal aliens

Nothing

>>18228042
Walt Disney was himself fictional and portrayed by Kermit Rosevelt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuB6_tnfFIM

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>>18219618
The same thing you do in X-Com and Xenonauts.
Shoot to kill and then loot everything.

>>18228928
Wow, a much uglier modern version of the LeMat.

>>18228042
>120k feet
Nigguh, do you know how much bigger the earth is than that? You shouldn't expect to see any curvature until a much much higher orbit.

>>18220018
why would they be abducting people at all

all this shit has been argued to death, alien abduction is a myth

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>>18219618
>implying UFO's crash outside of the United States

>>18219969
honestly I'm almost certain the flat earth bullshit is government shill work in order to make people who think outside the box look retarded

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>>18219790

>>18219618
It becomes a unidentified crashed object

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>>18229236
Nah m8 its a legit theory and it's backed by "Bible nuts" mostly. Look how much opposition there is against it in a flat earth discussion vs the amount of people backing it.

Flat Earth Society is something else. It's controlled opposition to make real flat earthers and people thinking outside of the commonly accepted look bad, that's true. I mean, they claim gravity is due to the earth accelerating upwards at 32.2 ft/s^2 forever. Notice when obama talks about it or when people are saying it's a psyop, they only refer to FES as if it was what flat earthers all agree about.

>>18229014
Globeheads make your mind up!

>won't see curvature 4 times higher than a commercial airline
>can see curvature from a commercial flight
(Not saying you said that, some do)
>boats moving away disappear under the horizon, seen from ground level.

If it still looks 100% flat at 120k ft, no way the boat argument still holds up.

So where is the curve? I'm waiting...

>>18229823
Not anyone you've responded to so far but what kind of evidence would it take to make you believe the Earth isn't flat?

To me it just seems there's a lot more inconsistencies and unexplained things with the Earth being flat than it being round.

>>18229823
>mfw you can see the curvature from the top of Pike's Peak with the naked eye on a clear day

You fuckers need to get off your computers, out of your trailers, and travel the world.

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>>18230030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQITXbcz2hg

>I'm looking at mountains from the top of another mountain in a mountain range so the earth is round

No wonder you picked a mountain top with an access road to move your fat burger ass up there.

>>18220053
Please tell me this video is a joke, I don't want to believe that people can be so stupid

>>18220018
>yfw

Eva please sit on my mouth and wiggle

>>18219819

They literally installed a reflective panel on the moon that can reflect lasers back to earth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment

You can go play with it yourself if you're willing to put the money in.

In fact, they did this more than once. So if you wanted to be anal about it you could try each panel to verify multiple moon missions.

>>18230072
nigga who gains from lying about the earth being round?

All this idiocy regarding curvature aside, a disk-shaped planet cannot sustain any gravity because there would be no internal space for a molten core. This is shit people figured out in the early 1800s.

Unless flat earthers also don't believe in gravity, then they're absolutely beyond help and you shouldn't even try to make them understand anything beyond gradeschool science.

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>>18230546

The lizardmen who are posing as members of congress who are also the pawns of the illuminati.

>>18230551
so this whole board is like last podcast on the left huh

>>18230561

Not quite, a lot of people from other boards come here just to shit on the genuine idiots that take this shit seriously. Like the flat earther in this thread.

>>18219950
>and our Earth is flat.
Opinion utterly and completely discarded

>>18230009
>arguing with obvious trolls
>ever

>>18230579

I don't know. I've flat earthers irl. They exist and they know how to work a computer.

>>18220028
Ankh Morpork
The kebab vendor of course. Where else would they come from?

>>18230523
>The first successful tests were carried out in 1962
>Greater accuracy was achieved following the installation of a retroreflector array by the crew of Apollo 11

You don't need a reflector.

And anyway moon ranging is bull overall because it's clearly not 234k miles away, oh hell no.

>>18219969
Schizos who have been shoved into the conspiracy community by government memetic engineering to discredit actual conspiracies about espionage and corruption.

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