Why do they speak latin? Out of all languages..... why...... latin?

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Tom Cruise only speaks Latin.

I think we all learned something today.

>>18210295
Who is they?

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>>18212570
I assume they mean when ever something spooky happens the spook speaks Latin of all things.

>>18210295
because Latin's a language almost no one speaks anymore so it's all mysterious and shit.

It's bullshit they speak in tongue

It's just like that bullshit where you use passages from the bibble to expel ghosties from your house like on every single ghost show in existence

>>18210295

scientologists? demons? priests performing exorcists? harry potter?

who the fuck is "they", you homo?

i have no idea what scientolgists speak. priests speak latin because they're fucking catholics. if you're talking about some other "they" then i guess you need to make that more clear.

then again you could go fuck yourself with a cactus, that'd be cool too OP

>>18210295 Assuming you mean spooky possession shit:
Because Rome ejaculated their language all over Christianity. Because some sects, like Catholicism, have been using it ceremoniously ever since. Because hollywood thought it was some spooky stuff and used it for all their bullshit demon movies without thinking about it.

I highly doubt that demons would speak in the language of a random civilization that absorbed a random religion with a different language. It only makes sense on tv.