ITT we create a religion.

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bump

idc abt anything but reincarnation exists
no dumb ass shit like gays must burn or women r less than men

>>18206648

I concur but god is doge

>>18206653
i mean god backwards is dog so u wouldnt be wrong

It ought to have something to do with repeating digits.

>>18206667
yes

>>18206667
It'll need a figurehead, an animal or a totem of some sort. I nominate the humble frog.

I would love it if Greek Buddhism had succeded.

>>18206689
We celebrate on the equinox(s?) by baptizing newborns in swamp water.

It needs to be tripartite to truly work. Christianity, Hinduism. Look what happened to Islam, they fucked up.

So let's cut the shit, we've got pepe. We've got doge. And we've got?

>>18206699
In fact it was successful. Its called Mahāyāna Buddhism.

>>18206724
weve got kek

>>18206559
Pol kinda won you on that topic, m8s

>>18206737

Oh fuck man

>>18206667
We could connect it to the synchronicity concept expressed in a whole bunch of new-age ideals... I could actually see this going somewhere...

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>>18206741
>forgetting Wojack

Works perfectly this way:
The Father
>kek
The Son
>Pepe
The Holy Spirit
>Wojack

Depict kek as the tripartite deity of pepe, doge, and kek;

in the same way that all gods are depicted, the main one is part of the trinity

>>18206754

You got it.

I simply view doge as the ineffable brahman that pervades these three entities

>>18206754
Saint Ebola-Chan
Saint Winter-Chan

But man you really got it

>>18206724
Harambe

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>>18206763
Doge could be the Pope. He'd look great in that hat and robe.

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>>18206783

Oh shit

It's perfect because he just doesn't give a fuck

bump we need religion

Okay legitimately what we need is meme art materials for this religion since it's now been created, I'm just saying that since I cannot skill to that

Animalism. We've got frogs, doges, and gorillas.

Baptize newborns in dog shit. Dress members up as gorillas and shoot them for sacrifice.

>>18206836

That's the rub I think, and with pol's whole thing. You need a good brand. Kekism just doesn't sound right, animalism is right out the window (or is it)... Anyway we need a BRAND people

How do you describe this without adhering to any of the tropes of isms

How do you describe it in a word

Maybe instead of using ism, we use onic, or aric

>>18206861
Religion is a code to the structure of a culture. It should mold that culture around a purpose, using law and story.

What is your purpose in the universe? Why are you here? What are you? More importantly, how do you become what you're meant to be?

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>>18206754
>The Holy Spirit
>>Wojack

And seriously, how am I the first to think of the The Holy FEEL?

Haramism
>high priests are called "Dindus"
>One commandment "Thou shalt be a good boy n not du nuffin"
>bananas for the sabbath

>>18207002

Oh my fucking christ

I have the feel

This religion is known as The Feel

We are one in The Feel

We are The Feel

Join The Feel

The Feel started here.

Oh my god I've been on 4chan since before i saw titties in real life and now i own my own house and i get to see it devolve into a subculture with its own shut in religions

>>18206648
liberal scum youd never have the backbode tohave faith in anything

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>>18206559
/pol/ already did it better than /x/ will, just like it does magic better than /x/.

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"The Feels" sounds like an SJW religion.

Whoever can convince others that they are triggered/offended/oppressed/marginalized the most ascend in the priesthood.

The most special of snowflakes becomes the high priestess (men must undergo a special ritual to become "officially trans" even if they aren't).

As for the dogma? Doesn't matter. Whoever is in charge, it's all about them.

>>18207039
Wrong. It was Krautchan /int/

>>18207309
That's because /pol/ is motivated by changing the world - /x/ is motivated by nocturnal emissions.

Bumpidy,

lets make a church

we need a totem

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>>18207629
Gotta praise fast!

>>18207152
Ever, uh...get to see those titties?

>>18206559
Another one?
Do we really need another set of dogmas to make life miserable for each other?

>>18208054

Agreed. One cornerstone of this religion should be the unabashed banging of any women the men desire. Also lots of drugs... and drinking... and Blackjack... and hookers...

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>not just humbly accepting the beast behind all perceptions as the one true god and rational explanation of all phenomenon.

heretics, heathens, the lot of you.

>we are nothing if not the eyes of god.

How about memeology?

>>18207309
newfag. kek started first on /x/. where were you in 2009?

It's gotta have some form of a monotheistic deity who is omniscient, omnipresent, and I wouldn't say omnipotent, but they can influence things on a very small and personal scale. The deity would be a personal one to everyone, and could communicate in some ways. There is no evil counterpart to this deity, and the deity isn't all loving. It wouldn't follow any subjective human concepts of good and evil, it would be utterly neutral. This being created the universe and the laws of math and science that came with it, and oversees it.

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>>18209285

Doge

This already applies for me

Full disclosure, I am shilling for doge.

Worship the 4 fundamental forces as gods

Embers of vicolo.

>>18209724
Details:
Strong Weak Electromagnetic and Gravitation

Chemistry is derived from Electromagnetic and Biology is derived from Chemistry
Strong determines collisions and keeps fundamentals together
Gravitation created maintains and will destroy the universe
Weak causes decays (nuclear)

>>18209724
The standard model particles are the angels literally carrying out the will of the forces.

>>18207002
I like it

>>18209724
This is pretty much how you spawn elementals into this world. Just don't forget the 5th aspect and how said aspect behaves.

Also: obligatory 'Nothing really matters'.

>>18209724
We don't even know that those are the only forces, or if they're really fundamental

>>18209987
The Hermetic texts are the most ancient texts known to humanity. So yeah, my bet is that the 4 fundamental aspects are really fundamental.

>>18209993
"no"

So are we doing
the Father (kek)
the Son (Pepe)
the Holy Feel (Wojack)
with doge as pope

and the religion is called the feel

or are we doing your hermetic bullshit

Por que no los dos?

Decision Time

>>18209993
6 directions?

>>18210074
scrap it all thats some /b/ tier shit. How bout a religion that says dreams are reality and life is the dream? We can have our church in the astral realm and meetup every thursday night.

>>18210103
Make it friday. Also scented candles wouldn't hurt.

>>18210080
6-dimensions. Some people don't necessarily understand how to learn from different schools of magic(k).

>>18210103
That's some straight up /discordian/ tier shit right there.

>>18210150
Oh, your one of those types. I assumed you have already acknowledged the advancement of the 6 directional approach to energy/magic"(k)". My mistake. Keep learning on brother. By the way, dimensions are not properly categorized since it's assuming we already know exactly the correct position we are in , in terms of "dimensions" relative to other "dimensions". But illusions are safe zones.

>>18210184
That's after the fact the 11-dimensional multiverse theory becomes realized. Illusions are the empty space between. The sounds of the music are the vibrations that resonate in between and through that space.

>>18210204
And what mathematical theorems have you based your ascensions on? Did you just sit there and bless yourself with thoughts on top of thoughts on top of thoughts until you feel good enough about yourself? Creativity=/=Actual ascension. Energy does not give a fuck about creativity. You need real actual evidence to support your claim. Describe how the 11th direction directly impacts your 7th direction using actual energy based relationships or describe in detail how exactly the 6th dimension is impacting the 8th dimension with precise details. You can't imagine yourself to the top, you need real answers. Dimensions are relative by the way. So in reality we are discussing your perception+x dimension.

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>>18210204
Ok maybe I came off a bit too harsh. Let me know how you came to be in the 11th dimension. I happen to be from a STEM background and have been indulging in these ritualistic type of philosophies for years formulating the bridge between the two.

>>18210259
Yeah she isn't going to answer you

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>>18206769
Are you sure about that?

>>18206744
Dubs is right.

>>18213628

Thanks for saving this bread, dubs is right, I'm thinking animism

greentext weaves the fates

>greentext is truth

>>18206559
Gods Commandments
>Though shall not allow women equal rights.
>Free beer.
>You don't work; you don't eat.
>Thieves shall be hung from the nearest tree.
>Act like a whore; get treated like a whore.
>You are entitled to nothing.
>No bitching.
>Don't like the rules feel free to kill yourself.

I feel like this religion is just devolving into people simply behaving as they are wont to behave

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We already did newfag

>>18206559
Religions aren't created by man. They are brought in from the higher planes. And lower planes for the dogmaticlly disciplined ones.

>>18206559
Meditate and do to others what they want you to do to them

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Plague Goddess Chapter when?

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>>18214795
>ebola
>relevant
Hop back into your coffin, fucker

The tagline will be "Dog food lid" backwards is "Dildo of God"

This religion is now known as "all of the above: the religion"

>>18214819
Ebola was just her incarnation at that particular time.
Zika is her another incarnation.
So was Bird Flu
and the Black Death
and Spanish Flu

Many incarnations but 1 Goddess behind them all.

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>>18206559
Bad guys and "Good guys" created universe to find out who is a tougher in the universe. The Loser side is must to pay to a winner. It going for a circle and spiral of the death and reborn.

>>18214853

new pasta

Fuck anons...

As long as we can have a holy war to eradicate the fucking Jew I'm in

>>18206861
Kekin, because kek is in

>>18215034

I feel it

Kekin... Kek-kin... Kekin' (laughing)... Kekin...

"Kekin mages today were blamed for creating a vast storm in New York"

"A band of six Kekin was caught with their penises out on capitol hill"

seems to work

>>18214853
Ninja!

ONLY POSTS WITH REPEATING DIGITS ARE VALID

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>>18206559
Order of dark buddha.
To be dark buddha you give up to entropy.
Eat sugar get fat. Be cruel. You will get dark buddha energy and you can manipulate those in life to give you what you want.
YOu be spider in center of web you waeve.
You will get all you want.
Give in to the entropy. Bloat fat spider.
Dark buddha

repeating digits are holidays
Jan 1st 1/1
feb 2nd 2/2
and so on

the 11th and 22 are special holy days of every month

Jan 11th and Feb 22 (111 and 222) are Tripsday , this is like our Christmas where you buy people gifts. But before you give them thier Tripsday present you must trip them by by sweeping their feet out from under them when they dont expect it.

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>>18215383
Do we fast on jan 1at, Feb 2... and fest on Jan 11 and Feb 22?

>>18206754
this is it. doge sucks anyway you don't see people nominating trollface for diety

>>18207309
/pol/ did it better and they did it already.
it's our job on /x/ as the comparative religions experts to decode what exactly is going on with modern kek worship / meme magic.
let's stop trying to force things and try to understand what's going on.
how has this happened before and what's new here this time?

>>18216770
i love this idea of dubs holidays. it's like the "year wheel" idea where there are natural holidays built into the earth calendar, but it's more modern / technological because it's built around our number and dating systems

I am the 4th dimension. A perfect representation of time that all beings follow.

No need for worship, you are already part of my simulation.

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Hey guys

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Hey

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Can I be involved in this?

>>18216790

Our main innovation in this thread is the word "Kekin" to refer to individuals who praise their foul god. Consider it a gift, pol

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>>18217241
not at meme level, but we can talk

>>18208519
Nah, Memetics
>>18210074
Memetics
Pronounces May-metics

>>18217249
The idea is that all/most humans are connected in some way. By all focusing on the same thing, we make that thing come into existence. It gets a kind of limited capability to affect things. (Equal to the amount of psychic energy put into it) It uses it's capability to do things (Like makings planes crash, doesn't really matter what it does as long as it furthers it's cause)

>>18206559
>whatdafuckianism
>spurdoism
>Church of Gondola
>feelism (Tao Te Feel aka the Way of Feels) or feelianism
>Ebin Worship
>Memeticism (and other Memetic religions)
>Reformed Wojakianism (aka the "new feelers" or "true feels")
>Path of the Finnish Memes
>Dark Brotherhood of /b/
>Followers of Kek (aka "the Cult of /pol/")

>>18218673
>Cult of the Fedora (aka "tippers")
>Protestant Edgesters (neo-katanitarians)
>The United Shitposter Church
>Word of Bane
>Charismatic Robots (aka "The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of /r9k/")
>Mootism
>The Great School of Linux ("Stallmanism", "GNUstics", etc)
>Temple of Sheevposting
>Diamond Way JoJoism
>Seiyu worship (Wakamotoism, Cult of Jouji, etc)
>various paths of Shill

>>18206653
All hail lord doGe

>>18206559
Not a religion until you have 72 virgins,

>>18218706
You'll have 144.
Deal?

People thousands of years from now would look back at the 2000s and believe pepe the frog, doge, and all the other stupid memes were symbols of our worship

>>18214853
The internet was always about strife. Veterans agains eternal spetember. C programmers against C++ programmers. Pirates versus Ninjas. One message board against the other. But there is a third side. The eternal side that existed since days of Usenet. Shitposters. Trolls and baiters. Those who create hoaxes and OC to rustle everyone else. Read some old discussion group conversations, they're almost exactly as what you can see on the internet today. This is a nice foundation. The eternal shitpost. Pages of butthurt immemorial.

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>>18214795
She's only a greater demon. Always remember, though: Papa Nurgle loves you.

>>18210103
Sounds way more interesting and it creates an entry criteria, you have to be able to project. Though that starts to sound more like a secret society

>my posts calling out OP are deleted
>this shitty thread is still up
Jesus christ fuck off roleplayers
Mods do your fucking job once in a while

>>18206559
The only posts to be taken seriously should be the ones that got dubs, trips, etc.
So until now the religion is according to
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>>18219771
Dubs, trips, etc. mean absolutely nothing, you retard.

>>18219781
How dare you?

>>18208630
lol, "kek" as a concept of a god centered around repeating digits didn't even start on 4chan. it's not even really our "thing" in the first place

Guys where can I find a Slaanesh cult party?

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"Borrow" this /tg/ thread and seek to repay humanity's first debt by releasing our first ally.

>>49723017
>Praise Prometheus

>>18218673
>>18218692

Dank

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KEK FOREVER!!

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>>18206724
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>>18222253

it's gettin weird

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>>18219930
SLAANESH CULT PARTY?!

...will there be cocaine?

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>>18214345
Needs more knowledge on this.
Please explain.

>>18206724
Chad warden

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Consumerism

>Immense wealth makes you godlike, the more you possess the holier art thou
>Advertisements are holy scripture
>Banks and corporations are apostles leading the sheep
>Celebrities and Rich-listers are priests

>>18206648
they must tho

>>18206653
>>18218702
Literally kill yourselves
Prepubescent fucks

>>18228565

dont tell me you dont love doge

its okay you'll understand soon

>>18228565

ur gonna love doge

>>18228565

love d0g3

>>18228565
WHAT YOU DONT KNOW LE DOGE MEME??

>>18222300
Wouldn't be a proper cult party without it. Unless the cultists had already moved on to even more harmful habits.
>>18225329
I think Margret Atwood actually had this in some of her books.

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Every Gay Easter, of which there are 4, the ancient neckbeards of old shall wander out of their parents basement in ceremonial fedoras. The doge worshippers meet in a secluded area of the forest to sacrifice niggers and call for the grand spirit of Harambe. After 4 Keks at the moon, the celebration of the wiener sulstice begins with initiating the newfags into the fold. They raise their right hand with their left on a hot pocket as they repeat the good fortune and prosperity prayer: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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We already have. His name is Pepe.

>>18231666
holy shit fucking checked

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>>18231666
Fuck off Lucifer. 4chan is keks turf.

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Cont...
The newfags must recite the prayer by memory alone but once they do, nothing but grandeur and fortune awaits. Pepe is the mark of the accepted and he is branded into the skin to purify the soul. After the mandatory branding of the newfag, at least 1 oldfag from each board gathers in a circle around the initiated and in the very center,like a bullseye, is the hot pocket they placed their hand on for certain honesty. They begin chanting in unison "fap...fap...fap...fap...fap..." Starting slowly at first and increasing in speed And thus begins the celebratory semen shindig. All must fap on to the hot pocket of nutrients and all must finish but the last one to ejaculate shall eat the soggy hot pocket and be shunned forever within the kingdom of Moot. So it was written, and so shall it be done for we shall never give up, we shall never let down, shall never run around, and shall never hurt you.

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And I looked, and behold a green horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

>>18206559
https://youtu.be/ZzPDxW4dMG0
Praise this (supposedly dead) girl

>>18206648
>women r less than men
they are though

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>>18231982
damn strait! praise kek anyone?
pepe is a multi-culteral phenominom and the fact the mainstream media tried to label him a hate symbol means that we need to keep going forward with our pepe-praise and love

they don't want him infiltrating their state religions probly so lets praise kek everyone!

universal creator is a fag

>>18228565
This one hasn't yet been in the presence of the Holy one, doge

>>18231666
>>18233634

>Sacrifice niggers
>Number of the beast
>Image of le trump

I knew that Lucifer was /pol/ but even in his unholy shitposting I found the feel of kek in my heart.

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Prase the god emporor

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David Bowie was trying to guide mankind to a new age through his music and films. David Bowie is truly an immortal being, much like his character in The Man Who Fell To Earth. He is unable to directly tell us this because most of mankind is not ready to learn this. As he explains in Starman, he'd like to come and greet us but he thinks he'll blow our minds. So he's tries to influence us through his films. In his first film, The Man Who Fell To Earth, his character is an immortal alien who is giving mankind advanced technology to save his home. But Bowie played another inventor creating advanced technology, in The Prestige, he played Nikola Tesla. This is another clue, Bowie actually was Tesla. As an immortal being, he has to constantly change identities, even appearances. Something that Bowie as an artist was well known for doing. In Labyrinth, he played the Goblin King. He seems like a sinister figure, but in reality he's giving the main character the knowledge that she was in charge the whole time. Bowie can't just give us the truth, we must learn it on our own. In The Hunger, he's a vampire who appears forever young before rapidly aging. But he didn't die, he was still alive in a coffin. Bowie despite his age appeared to still be young and constantly busy, even until his sudden death. This is also a clue, he would appear to die but still live. Now look at his last music video, released a day before his death. Bowie is on his death bed telling us how he's in Heaven. He is trying to create until the last minute. Bowie knew that soon he'll have to fake his death again, but he's so close to his goal. But what is this goal? Based on his possible previous life as Tesla, he was trying to give free energy in the air. Surely this would help advance computer technology far beyond what we have now. I believe his ultimate goal is the Singularity and the liberation of mankind from it's biological form. We become immortal and join him in Heaven.

>>18206648
> women are equal

When will these meme end, women are emotional creatures, their reasoning is clouded by their fee fees