Gabriel

are you gay

>>18199617
Up to you.

What did you learn?

How can you be so sure it's not a demon?

>>18199632
I second this as well

>>18199631
Angels are incredibly chill. I told him I was going to ask him some questions and he was just 'yeah sure go ahead.'

>>18199632
You can't. OP is guilible and no one should listen to "voices" even if they sound friendly.

Real angels observe and leave judgement to their creator. Those who manipulate human life are fallen.

>>18199632
>>18199633
The friend had been studying this sort of thing for the past five years. They told me it involved writing his name on a ouija board and surrounding it with holy stuff or something. I guess I can never be 'sure,' but I trust my friend enough to protect me if it goes wrong.

>>18199587
>so I had them call him up to see for myself.

Whats his number? Or did you use skype?

Call up Archangel Michael. He's the dankest. Uriel is cool too.

What is your method of communication?

What else did you learn?

>>18199642
See 18199637

I didn't learn much. I just asked him for advice and to send a message to a forgotten relative.

>>18199637
Ouji boards is like russian roulette with the spirt world.

>>18199648
Have you contacted other entities before?

Please be more specific about your conversation, as well.

>>18199660
I admit this was my first time, but again, my friend is experienced in contacting angels. As for the conversation, all we talked about was humans creating stuff, how he likes humans, I asked him for advice, I asked him to send a message to my half-brother, it wasn't a whole lot. I'd like to get more in depth the next time we talk.

>>18199662
We're asking for specifics, dickmouth. What does he like about humans? What does he feel about human creation? This vague BS answers nothing.

>>18199642
can confirm michael is indeed the dankest.
-lucifer

>>18199664
His responses, and I quote.

Love humans
I love when humans create
So happy to help (after giving me advice)

The rest of it is vague without context.

So, did you learn anything that's got some actual real life value or just feel-good bullshit?
>omg i totally love humans
sounds like an insecure teenage girl trying to please her date rather than an angel
But perhaps you did indeed contact an archangel through a ouija board and I'm just lost in cynical desperation after years of struggle and infinitesimal gain to show for it.
Yeah, why indeed do the work and go through the effort when you can just whip out a ouija board and arch angels will appear to tell you cozy things - who cares about power or metaphysics anyway.

>>18199680
You must forgive me. It was my first time speaking with an angel, so you can imagine I was a little struck with disbelief, so not much came to mind in the way of asking useful questions.

>>18199669
Thanks, try to open a communication with a new entity soon and post about it here.

>>18199680
I mean it's a Oujia board, can't really explain advanced concepts when you can only spell 1 letter at a time. How did he introduce himself, OP? It should start with "I AM" each time.

>>18199684
Cool if true, and if an actual angel. Would of had a list of questions I wanted to ask just in case, but coo coo.

It really isn't so hard to get in touch with the archangels if you earnestly desire to do so. I also contacted Gabriel earlier this week, though I have other times as well. He is usually seems like one of the harsher archangels to me, but he did seem especially cheerful this week. In general I think working with the archangels is great. They can be super helpful with spiritual stuff but they are also willing to help with material things if what you want is just. Working with them also doesn't have the same kind of negative side effects as working with more terrestrial entities and I always feel really go afterwards.

>>18199715
I'm not sure if he introduced himself. He might have to my friend, but they didn't tell me if he had. I'll be sure to ask.

>I talk to voices in my head

So do I, they tell me where my porn or vidya secrets are, they aren't angels.

Are you sure you aren't talking to your neighbour and he's trolling you?

>>18199587
Fanfiction

>>18199587
Now this is where things get interesting.

As it's often stated that Gabriel is often not specified as an angel. Is he, well should more so say I, am not heralded as an angel but as a man. A man of God. But more specifically a man.

I am no angel. Am I angelic? Oh absolutely. An angel? No.

It's quite interesting to know that I've got subordinates and entities masquerading or bestowing themselves with my name.

Do tell them to come my way next time you talk to them, and tell your friend the next time he talks to Michael. Ask them why heaven's been evacuated.

>>18199668
It's quite funny that you quote Lucifer. How's Michael and Leviathan? They hanging out pretty cozy right now?

migue

>>18199718
Gabriel here,

You really need to stop calling me during office hours. I have better things to do than fuck around with your dumbass questions that amount to nothing. Next time schedule some Angelic business like help with a car accident or a football game, ya prick.

>>18199587
So in the end how to talk to angels?

>>18199637
An angel wouldn't communicate through a oija board

>>18199669
Wow you actually spoke to his physical body, too.

>>18201185
Ask your neighbour how thei're doing.

>>18201070
>why has heaven been evacuated

Because it is the end times, duh. Just go ask your local born-again Jesus.

All of the carnal spirits have taken a 3rd dimensional form.
Who are you, btw?
Feel free to give me the wrong name, but I'd rather be lent a symbol (or even a color) to remember you by.

dear samael


blue.

i miss you.

>>18199587
I talked to Gabriel when i was having drug withdral, he said "I am a messenger from God, you have nothing to fear, God is with you.

>>18199587
You are actually talking to Satan or a demon, ask "Gabriel" If he believes Christ is the Lord. This will upset what you think is the angel and the true form of this thing will start to attack you if you get in its bad side. I have done a lot of research on people who so called communicate with angels.

>>18199636
but is it bad to listen at all? i mean hearing and believing what they say are two different things, and acting according to them too. just listening what the voice has to say cant be bad right?

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>>18201555
>Christ

A man preaching a philosophy riddled with qabalistic/sumerian mysticism in town sqaure.

Convinced everyone that in order to pass to God and Heaven they would now have to follow his teachings. Thus completely bypassing tradition along with the emissaries of god themselves.

Anyone with a drop of mystical knowledge can see the mechanics behind this middleman scenario.

Anyone questioning this arrangement goes to hell.

JC, has now grown quite large and continues to rake "it" in, while god and his actual teachings fade into antiquity.

>>18201618
Maybe God shouldn't have waited 150,000+ years and ignored humanity. Made arbitrary rule and shellfish and said only his chosen were getting in anyways. Even if JC was another spirit, we do know he wasn't Lucifer. He at worst is a neutral crazy man that teaches us to love one another. Literally what God would want for Earth seeing as the story of Able and Kaine hurt him so.

>>18201555
I've asked him, and he said yes. So, there's that.

>>18201667
And that brings us to the concept of Lucifer. The scariest used car salesman in existence.

The very concept makes lite of something that is terror beyond human comprehension.

Christians are always so surprised when praying does not work.

But fortunately there are plenty of scapegoats to pin the blame on for this failure...

>>18201667
>Even if JC was another spirit
or
>JC was a learned practitioner of the mystical arts and is now immortal.

>>18201101
but you are supposed to contact him during his office hours, which is when I did it.

>>18201683
You need to test it more

>>18201859
How?

>>18201859
>>18201555
Bad test. Perhaps it does distinguish angel and demon, simply because demons are edgy fucks. but the angels are only saying yes out of principle. In fact, they might interpret "Christ" as a type of consciousness. Even if you ask if "Jesus Christ is the Son of God?" the angels will say yes even if they know that everyone is the Son of God. So in those ways, they won't lie.

If you were to get specific and ask if Yeshua was a direct incarnation of the Creator, they would have to say no, because he wasn't. He was of one of the highest sub octaves of the 5th density at the time though. Even the Archangels are higher than that(6th density). I think a good way to know if you're talking to a good being, is if you demand that they tell you if their orientation is service to self, or service to others.

Im pretty sure i was in the psych ward with gabriel.

She kept talking to people about levels. I sort of got it.

She ended up freaking out at me because i did something i didnt really understand.

Sorry gabe

The comb was under the trash can i think. Maybe in it under a towel. Im sure you got it. I hope you got it.

Sorry ringbearer i really didnt know what was going on

Sorry everyone . Im the worst. Blame afghanistan i guess

>>18202022

So... vote Trump?

>>18201995

God is actually tempting you to evil...

...I'm the one that will keep you straight...

The Archangels will only help those who suffer immeasurably for the good of all conscious life.

This is why plebs always tote God as an important part of their life...

...I could tell you which Archangel I go to with my darkest concerns... but that's no fun!

>>18202075
Vote hilldawg... shes initiated trumpalump is a man of the material he will just lead us in a material direction. Hilldawg knows how to magic and shes on our side. Let the wild ride begin

>>18202089
Lol, shut up Satan.

>>18202094

Begone demon! Her face is dead!

Begone!

>>18202089
>I could tell you which Archangel I go to with my darkest concerns.

The one made up by those guys that wrote bible?

Wait, did I just fall for that whole greatest trick meme?

>>18201995
very interesting input

>>18202022
>speaking of levels...
Was her level over 9000....
Mine is about 80 x 330.

>>18202094
She may know her magics, but she's not using them to help the country, just to build her estate.

>>18201215
White with tinges of red.

I'll give you my name. I told you, I'm Gabriel. If you'd prefer my physical name, it's Spencer.

>>18201995
You deny the Christ and thus are anti-Christ.

1 john 2:22

>>18201205
Also its good to see you again Luke.

It would seem Astaroth has slunk away to lick his wounds.

>>18202487
Stay assblasted if you want. You lack knowledge.

Is the world going to end soon ???

I work for God and I certainly have not seen anybody in person but people in the world, really, you should consider being tricked instead of shown an angel, because I hear voices and I'm very well aware people about here is talking and trying to push me towards destruction.

Yeah, do not be so sure about these voices or even visions, you may not be aware of what devices are being used.

>>18202094
>moloch worshiper
Please don't

>>18201705
Can't take personal calls or the boss will dock me. Next time keep it work related and have something to say. I get 21 billion prayers per day at minimum and we have quotas to meet, Steven. Can't sit around pruning my wings while you say, "Hur dur... S'up?" and tie up the company lines. Come up with serious business or I'm going back to screening you.

– Gabe

Bumping before pruned.

>>18202022
>her

>>18202496
>imblyan i created an apostolic text under a pseudonym of Luke

>>18202840
In so many dimensions, the world is constantly ending for some people.

>>18202964
MOLOCH IS A NICE LADY

>>18201518
You are 100% doing this to yourself. I get that you're desperate to make this exciting, but I am so glad that my 4 month trial is almost over.

When I was younger, I would lie about blue being my favorite color. How can you miss someone that you've never met?

Gabe, I don't know anyone (yet) that has candy stripes like that.

>>18199587
>In so many dimensions, the world is constantly ending for some people.

My world is constantly ending in other dimensions. It is rather unpleasant, really. I feel a constant state of dread.

>>18203951
Well I can tell you that I've been there and felt that way...but I moved past that thought. I'm sure if you have a good heart though, there are glimpses into a nice reality....right?

>>18203956
Oh, I love my life.

The constant state of dread is kind of a fluke for if I ever try to scry my future.

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>>18203948
Is this restitution enough for you to belive in my candy stripes?

>>18203922
Are you imblyan my superior don't speaks truths? Or am I wrong to assume you weren't the intended target of what Isaac told me?

Call Issac, ask for ten baskets.

>>18204032
Sorry best I can do is 4.

>>18199637
>ouija board

So you contact angels through a game that Parker Brothers sells. The same people who sell Scrabble and Monopoly.

>>18204035
im actually one of the baskets that can interact with this universe through the make up of my consciousness

im carrying eggs

>>18204013
Why are priests so afraid to look into mirrors?

//ADK
//SPC

He doesn't speak truths because he thought he could manipulate what I wrote through purposeful misinterpretation. Yet, he knew as well as Eris, that all the world's religions are soon to fall.

>>18204043
For they too are the bearers of their own sins.

My own intentions were not of that to keep them from falling. Only more so to hasten the fall.

Why must you feel that your words be carried through gates of old?

Yay, and the Lord said unto the Anons sweating over cheeto'd keyboards, "Bump it," and it was good.

Anonymous 3:57

>>18204010
Sorry, buddy.

Rings no bells.

>>18199587
I could never bring myself to trust Angels, they're often represented as perfect beings and how can something perfect relate to something imperfect like me?

>>18202485

Gabriel goes on 4chan. Nice one spence

>>18207755
I'm Azrael, I dunno why you're so surprised. My physical name is Frank.

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I don't believe you were talking to an angel with such a big name but what do I know
Does he take his time to talk to the common man? I would think he has more pressing matters to attend to.
Do you believe God takes the time to influence the life of every human being on planet earth?
Why would this angel Gabriel talk to you and your friend? Are you meant for something big?
I can get behind the idea of you guys talking to an angel, but an angel with a big name, I'm not so sure.
It doesn't make sense to me.

Especially when people on /x/ claim they've been talking to famous demons and great big names that rule Hell and Heaven, it just sounds like the voices are lying to them.

>>18207745

You're looking at this all wrong!

How are you not perfect!?

>>18207745

...you don't have to trust angels... or demons...

Those with brains ain PLAyIN...

...they TALLYIN!

>>18209189

God is no wife...

...but I do accept the prettiest of demons as my bottom bitch!

(hambugas!)

God and angels beg to talk to the righteous man. Emphasis on righteous.

>>18209321
I do faulty things that can hurt other people.
I'm not saying I'm utterly imperfect and bad, but I don't always do things in the right way.
I do try to follow what I consider is right though.

>>18209321
>>18209503
I also meant more in a being able to relate way. For some reason I've always considered trolls more relatable than angels. They can be friendly, ornery, generous, downright evil and other attributes that make them seem more relatable to me than the rather cold perfection that I perceive angels to have.
I do realize my sentiments can be faulty though.

>>18199636
/thread

>>18207778
I beg to differ my dear friend Frank. I am in contact with a being/entity that also happens to call himself Azreal.

However his name is by no means anywhere close to the physical name of Frank.

>>18207755
As a physical state and body. A soul must be transfered and passed along from physical body to body. However my soul is no different than yours. I am aware of who I am due to information of other vessels and beings I've come to know and made contact with.

Where else would I possibly go to find any shred of information related to the metaphysical? Regardless if it's role playing and edgy meme lords.

Believe this or not, but /x/ has a lot of truths hiding within it's threads. You just have to be able to weed through what's real and what's not.

Yes, I just talked to Samael yesterday, Samael being the Gnostic demiurge who created this universe, AKA Satan AKA Yaldaboath. Interesting guy, but Uriel I think is why cooler and was way chiller this week.

I actually knew that you, OP, talked to the archangel Gabriel and would make this thread, I saw it in the etheric plane while my physical body was jacking it to Madame Blavatsky with one hand and turning the pages of one of John Dee's alchemical treatises with the other and the psych nurses were trying to restrain me. By the way, I'm also Jesus Christ Himself, AMA. This world is a transdimensional hypertoroidal (donut-shaped in 4 dimensions) creation by the above-mentioned Demiurge where, as Gurdjieff says, no one has freewill and everything takes place mechanically unless one gains sufficient self-awareness to break out of the hypnotic trance the material universe places us in. Very interesting stuff, OP, good thread, and I, Michael (I'm also Michael besides being Jesus Christ), commend you for it. Ask Lucifer how he's doing and say I said hi.

Tvqfs dszqujd joufsftujoh pctdvsf nztujdbm nfbojohgvm dpef

Sorry John. Is that you, Mom? i can't keep going must keep going i'll keep going

You must go on, that's all I know.

They're going to stop, I know that well: I can feel it. They're going to abandon me. It will be the silence, for a moment (a good few moments). Or it will be mine? The lasting one, that didn't last, that still lasts? It will be I?

You must go on.

I can't go on.

You must go on.

I'll go on. You must say words, as long as there are any - until they find me, until they say me. (Strange pain, strange sin!) You must go on. Perhaps it's done already. Perhaps they have said me already. Perhaps they have carried me to the threshold of my story, before the door that opens on my story. (That would surprise me, if it opens.)

It will be I? It will be the silence, where I am? I don't know, I'll never know: in the silence you don't know.

You must go on.

I can't go on.

I'll go on.

>>18212444

Brother, you can stand up once again if you want to.

Where one ends, another begins.

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>>18199637
> using a ouija board
> ever

That shit is like playing spirit roulette you know that right? Just because something answers and claims to be something doesn't mean they are telling you the truth.

>>18203951

It is because you have grown comfortable with such a feeling.

You feel that you need it as a base state.

You will fight this, and claw against it, but you already have the light you seek.

>Autism