Mars anomaly thread

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This one is still my favorite. Someone had a collage of all the pictures. I'm sure if one was so inclined - they would find it in the archives :3

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galle_(Martian_crater)

>>18197353
Looks almost like a helmet or a statue head

>>18197303
moar

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Found the low rez collage

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>>18198544
>this kills the crab

Im pretty sure we arent the first civilization cycle on here. 200k years we are here, for 190k some huntin and living in caves and then boom, civilization. Males even less sense when you look at the footprints in new mexico, apparently being human but 290 MILLION years old. Some metal spheres with some decorations over a billion years old. Where soddom and gomorrah was they allegedly found radioactive isotopes like after an atomic bomb. My guess we were far enough already to civilize mars, did so, destroyed most of ourselvses in war and shit. Elites keep it secret so we dont go nuts seeing we are repeating the cycle once again

>>18198556
but then how come we dont see the results of their early technology in ice cores and stuff, and also how did the elites stay around to keep it secret if most people were destroyed, and why do we have fossile records of primitive humans that we evolved from, did we devolve and then re-evolve?

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Tell me these don't look like vertebrae

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>>18198744

nice rock formations, faggots.

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rock thread?

>>18197303
>What are hey hiding from us?
>Why doesn't the rover closly inspects the things?
The rover has more important things to do than chase shadows.

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What is pareidolia?

>>18198552
this ones my favorite

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http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Anyone else hear that the reigning rocket company (I forget their name) may have sabotaged the SpaceX rocket that blew up recently?

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>>18198737
This looks unusual.

>>18198967
It's another planet things, may look very different.

Camouflage isn't uncommon in desert animals.

With no trees to hide them, they have to blend in the background of the sand and rock.

>>18198556

citation needed

>>18198556
This. What if Mars was the original Earth?

>>18198544
is that a darth vader sculpture near the centre

>>18198919
>The rover has more important things to do than chase shadows.
like chasing and empty desert?

>>18198556
Basically yes. Except the original civilization began on mars and then was moved to earth when the martian climate became inhospitable. This was the true Aryan race of giants. They could be giant on mars because of the low gravity. Their skin and eyes lacked pigment due to mar's distance from the sun. Yahweh spliced them with the primitives here on earth at the time and here we are. This happened 75,000 years ago. There have also been other civilizations on other planets in our solar system in the past. In comparison we are a pretty pathetic one. But most likely technology is restrained by the elites so that we don't blow ourselves up again. The end of this cycle is now upon us and I suspect we will begin seeing a mass culling sometime soon.

>>18201111
Venus was the original earth brah

Also, nice quads

>>18198556
wewlad

Any of you shills care to elaborate on why OPs pic is a rock?

>>18197303
>What are hey hiding from us?
>Why doesn't the rover closly inspects the things?
You are being deceived. It doesn't exist. They are paid shills.

>>18202061
What, in a cosmic sense?
As in, why is anything anything...?

I joke, but dude, that rock is a motherfucking rock and shadows.

What the fuck else would it be?

Do you still believe in The Face on Mars?

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My take
>Mars rovers is all made on Earth in remote gov. territory
>They shop it a lot and they add some obvious bones, and fauna
>Normies are jacked up on Elon Musk, space elevators and outer space so they see nothing
>Tinfoil autists spend their day looking at NASA's shitty images to find fossils and alien tech when it's really added in
>Diversion successful, Goyim under control

>>18204805
But can you speak to the weird long spike part coming out of it? That's an improbable shape. How did it end up so different from all the rocks around it?

>>18204856
I'm not a xeno geologist.
Are you?

But I imagine a combination of factors that also exist elsewhere in the universe. Erosion for instance.
Also, see the post above yours? Is that a face?
No.
Same thing, poor quality image and the human tendency to fill in blanks.

But you tell me your explanation.

>>18198967
Wow stop being a little bitch any time now

>>18204908
He's right though.

>>18204836
You are retarded. The rovers are actually on mars.

>>18204979
Implying that billions of dollars are wasted to create fake news and terrorist propaganda.

>>18205078
Implying that strawberry watermelon gumbo milkshakes rotate your owl.

See?

I can make a response that in no way relates to a post too.

>>18205087
>Implying that strawberry watermelon gumbo milkshakes rotate your owl.
But what does this mean?

>>18205204
It's nonsense in relation to the post I was replying to. Did I not already make that clear...?

>>18200957
Holy shite is that a medium sized spider?!

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>>18205387
Not only that, it's also one of the most toxic spiders.

Sicarius Terrosus.

I'm currently in the desert searching for one.

>>18205419
lol its like a kid who covers its eyes and think no one can see it, fucking dumb. really don't know why evolution would invent something so stupid. I mean really we have chameleons that can actually change their skin to trees and then we have this dumbass throwing sand on his face and hoping to not be seen?

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>>18205939
in case someone asks - this is the original

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>>18200957
This that dinner-plate-sized fucking space alien spider?

What color you guys think Mars atmosphere really is?

You guys ever think that it's NOT Mars?
Just some designated sandy spot on Earth?
I'm pretty much fully convinced that outer space is not at all what we think it is.

>>18205939
post original

>>18206080
take your meds then

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Hello everyone.

I just did the math.

The monster math.

It's possible that there ARE macroscopic animal remains and plant/matter remains on the planet Mars.

Here's why: Chicxulub Crater

The amount of force released by the impact 63 million years ago, with our dinosaur buddies, had FAR more than enough force to literally rocket animals, trees, raw earth material, INTO MOTHER FUCKIN' SPACE

Why the caps?

Because chicxulub released an amount of energy estimated to be roughly 420 Zettajoules

Escape velocity for let's say, 100KG (Roughly an adult human's weight...) Can be achieved with only 6.3 gigajoules.

Consult the chart.

See where Zetta is?

See where Giga is?

Alright, now let's take the fucking tinfoil hats off.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY possible that large pieces of our planet, including organic matter, ended up on Mars.

After all, we have dozens of meteorites that we know, came from Mars to Earth.

The reverse trip is easy with the amount of force Chicxulub cranked out.

>>18205078
I agree with the other guy, you are a fucking retard. I'd be willing to bet computers or technology don't work very well for you. You can point a home made radio transceiver at mars and see real, artificial radio data yourself.

>>18205217
but what does it mean?

>>18206161
You did the "math" but not the *math*

The chances of lining up a perfect shot to Mars at the chaotic toll of a giant fucking meteor crash is virtually impossible, especially considering that an earth year is 365 days and a Mars year is 687 (earth) days
This means that we will typically only pass mars twice before the earth year is out and in the very few moments in which a linear launch is actually feasible, it can be assumed the meteor almost certainly didn't hit. If they did happen to hit the fast track to mars, the meaty parts, being exposed organic material, would undergo some WICKED sunburn and eventually burn to dust in the atmosphere before hitting Mars' Floor

>tl;dr dinosaur parts were more likely to accidentally have sex than make it to mars

>>18206566
"it is a very thin atmosphere, roughly 100 times less dense than Earth's atmosphere."

Sure, that'll generate a lot of friction...

Not to mention that a linear launch to mars isn't a requirement of this working either.

There are other planetary bodies in our solar system whose gravity would also affect the trajectory of the debris.

But I mean, I like how you're trying to simplify this down to tool handle level, like a baby putting the shapes in the shape learning toy.

>>18197303
I dont see the obseasion with this arrid red planet but I'll take bite, mars colonies in old lava tubes/tunnels the size and even bigger than whole states, so fully operational cities being manned by hundreds of thousands if humans, more than likely 2 to 3rd generation martians in the senae that they where conceived and born there. The native population of mars varies. Ive heard stories of insectiod type warlike tribes all the way to hummanoid human looking beings with red skin highly elusive and with good reason. Corporations are basically running office of slave labor, as one of the few things earth humans are known for is for their ability to mass produce. Since these corporations are in regular trade with other et groups, they recieve a multitude of new and exotic technologies which they they reverse engineer mass produce and use it for trade and personal gain. Side note the currency of the cosmos is barter or trade and even human slaves and new technologies serve as good "money" for these evil ppl.

>>18197303

Because Rovers are shit tech that can barely take pics and at best go from 3m to 100m to 1km a day across a whole fucking planet and barely have the tools to dig through the last billion years of built up dirt and dust, much less through any rocks or make a real archaeological dig/fossil dig.

They exist because NASA's been neutered by a short sighted government of whom half want to cut as much as possible so long as it doesn't hurt their realms of life and another which is trying to prevent that half from winning.

You want fossils? You want people running around? You want some eyebrow raising stuff like Mission Control telling some plucky young asian hottie astronaut to 'not go to X, um, (insert reasonably sounding excuse here)? Gotta send people with tools and time to do it.

>>18206161

And? This isn't new. We already have a rock which might show nanobacteria from mars which has landed here; and if Mars was alive a billion or even two billion years ago they surely also came over here.

>>18206006
This is beautiful!

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>>18198552
That's a god dammed facehugger

>>18206640
of course, all weird things on mars are just rocks. the rover should just kill itself.

>>18206514
>Asking what nonsense means twice
>After being explicitly told twice its nonsense
Nonsense.
Nonsensical.
Of sense it has none.
By asking "what does it mean?" you are asking for an explanation of nonsense.
You are asking for something which has No Sense at All to have Sense.

Stay retarded /x/

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>>18198737

Those don't look like vertebrae.

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>>18198552
This one is the best by far, i haven't seen a single good explanation for it. We know for a fact that there are periodically liquid water (salty) on Mars and we know that there are species on earth that can go a long, long time without water so its possible that its a crab.

Personally i think that Mars was once home for a civilization that managed to wreck their planet. I think there are traces all over our solar system.

>>18206135
Think anything that is not government approved, and you need to be medicated?

People like you need to cease to exist in order for the rest of us to fully evolve and live in a new golden age.

>>18198552
I don't think that's a crab. I think it's a plant.

Notice the "leg" on the left goes into the rock like a root.

It certainly isn't just a rock.

>>18198552
okay now this IS interesting. Hard to see how that would be a rock formation. Do you have the original picture?

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>>18197303
One I found recently
Something sticking out from between rocks leaving a tentacle like shadow

>>18205442
that spider isnt in its natural habitat and chameleons dont do what you think they do.
watch more animal docus nigger

thank you for the vision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXg1fxQ2Z9Q

>>18197303
It's a unicorn hiding in the sand

>>18198967
Do you really have to reply to everyone in the thread just to show how much of a nigger you are?

>>18198552
Looks kinda like it's carved into a rock, like an ancient mars civilization saw a marscrab and decided to carve it into the wall like abos did back in the day.

>>18206006
i like this a lot, any more?

>>18197303

BENIS :DDD

>>18207825
they're all communists

>>18198552
The concept of predatory crustaceans existing on Mars freaks me out.

We're hardly an advanced species. We're a bunch of apes with smart phones.

If we're the top selection in the universe good fucking grief

>>18207721
What are these "thoughts" and what is there to back up these "thoughts" of yours?

>>18198552
looks fake

also looks like something out of devil may cry

>>18208866
Right now i am thinking that you are a dick and its pointless to discuss this with you. I got all that by just how you phrases your question.

>>18209318
Its directly from NASA.

>>18208866
why did you put that word in quotes?

>>18205939
THAT'S A MINI ELEPHANT

>>18197303

hate to burst everyone's bubble but it's just canada.

http://humansarefree.com/2015/12/where-on-earth-are-nasas-rovers-sending.html

>>18211338

also inb4 no one replies to this, shills

>>18207863
I think it's a kangaroo space nigger.

remember that time mars was on devon island canada?

>>18211542
thats every time

>>18205419
>Not only that, it's also one of the most toxic spiders.
>I'm currently in the desert searching for one.

you are a fucking idiot

>>18198967
earth-based humanocentric solipsism has no future, famiglio

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>>18207863
Looks like a bobbitt worm

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>>18198552
>COMPUTER! ENCHANCE IMAGE!

you retards will believe anything

>>18207721
>i haven't seen a single good explanation for it
Somebody drew a picture of a crab in photoshop and pretending that it was an "enhanced image"

>>18209521
That sure does look square. Nifty.

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>>18207721
Aryans (ancient Persian word for civilisation-making man, not some Nazi voodoo man crap) went out into space a long time ago. I don't see how that's unbelievable, given our current tech regarding spaceflight, genetic engineering, etc. Why couldn't we have long ago? Not like we were incredibly stupid back then, and I don't believe the official narrative regarding so-called prehistory. Anyway, the Aryans returned, not sure why, perhaps a small convoy or tourist cruise vessel like in The Fifth Element (who the fuck knows what happened) crash landed; and these stranded spacefarers had to start over again. A small group all alone in the terrible land of Europa, fighting horrific winters, formidable fauna like wolves, bears, and sabre tooth cats, and the hook-nosed, sloped-head, beady-eyed, stout goblins (neanderthals) from the East who terrorised them incessantly.

In the Aryans' absence of tens of thousands of years, neanderthals became the smartest ape, and they're still butthurt to this day that we came back. Modern neanderthals are aka jews, who think that their one-time status as top ape makes them the master race (according to their texts) and the earth and it's people belongs to them. They've always had an extreme jealousy and animosity towards Aryan superiority, and have sought to wipe us out until this day. There's a reason why the Bronze Age collapsed, same reason why the Tsars were murdered and Rome was burned.

>>18214084
(contd)
Why haven't we contacted our relatives in another star system or they've not found us? Who knows. Maybe we forgot exactly what star system or its planet to point our radios at by the time we had the tech to do so again; nvm the fact that our official history has been destroyed, existing only in fragmentary whispers enshrined in distorted story and myth. Maybe the Aryans still at the other star system thought us dead, for lack of communication over millenia or other circumstance, and didn't bother to search for us, or maybe they did but couldn't find us over the nearly 200,000,000 sq mi of land surface and gave up.

That's my work-in-progress theory, anyhow. You can read more glimpses in ancient Persian and Indian texts. Btw these weren't written by Achmed and Pajeet. They actually express anger over their civ and gene pool getting spoiled by shitskins. There's also ancient European myths; in fact, our conceptions of trolls, goblins, vampires, etc are based off our neanderthal encounters. Gringot's Bank, anyone?

Pic related, the swastika is the most efficient shape for a light-powered nanomotor, that could theoretically unzip DNA, among other things. Coincidence they're called sunwheels?

>oy vey my shekels!

>>18209463
So basically, you have nothing.
>>18209590
You're thoughts are not your own.

>>18214084
>>18214093
>Anyway, the Aryans returned, not sure why, perhaps a small convoy or tourist cruise vessel like in The Fifth Element (who the fuck knows what happened) crash landed; and these stranded spacefarers had to start over again.
So why did this highly sophisticated, technologically advanced civilisation make zero effort to preserve any of their knowledge?
Most technologies are actually pretty easy to rebuild from the ground up, so long as you know what the finished product is supposed to look like. So any effort to pass forward knowledge about things like physics, metalworking, basic engineering, or agriculture would have saved centuries or even millennia of effort. Yet there's no evidence of preserved advanced knowledge ANYWHERE.

>>18214537
Because nature is a constant competition to fuck eachother up? Threats abound outside treated civilisation. It's not like a wild landscape has semiconductor factories already built. Besides that, over thousands of years, shit happens. A lone ship won't possess all the kinds of specialties of occupations-trained people needed to go from zero to Aiur in a year. Plus resources mining and availability. Europe is resource-poor, and the harsh weather makes it even more difficult to feed yourself and reach the stars at the same time.

Even if you crash landed a few thousand of modern engineers and women on a desolate, dangerous land, you wouldn't see them achieving anything great in a century. I don't see your point. What if their information was all digitised and their electronic and computer systems were fried? What if they kept the storage drives but couldn't rebuild the reading devices for centuries?

I think you take for granted the amount of efforts that go into setting up a basic level of modern technological societies. Even making a building, from mining, refining, moulding, and engineering a building, let alone making a machine to craft micro precision electronics. Add in the constant threat to merely surviving (food, predatorsm, and it makes sense that it didn't happen overnight. These are massive, very long processes.

>>18198967
I bet you believe everything your told by the state and "authorities" who receive funding by the state.

>>18214564
Sure, you couldn't go from sticks and rocks to jets in a few years, but having even the most basic knowledge of what those things look like would be a massive head start. We're talking about building in centuries what took tens of thousands of years to discover. And storing the knowledge about those things would represent a vastly smaller amount of work than rediscovering them entirely.

>What if their information was all digitised and their electronic and computer systems were fried?
Write it down, on anything and everything you can. Make copies, and pass them around.

>What if they kept the storage drives but couldn't rebuild the reading devices for centuries?
Even the stuff that they could recall from memory would be incredibly useful. Shit, it took ages for people to figure out domestication - you don't think basic agriculture and animal husbandry painted on a rock wall wouldn't have been handy?

>I think you take for granted the amount of efforts that go into setting up a basic level of modern technological societies
Even if I am, there's no reason not to record that stuff in advance. And the more basic parts of that knowledge is useful immediately - if steel-working is outside your grasp, then do bronze or copper-working. But to forget that you even CAN make things with metal is insane.

>Add in the constant threat to merely surviving (food, predatorsm, and it makes sense that it didn't happen overnight.
Knowing this shit is HOW people overcame those threats.

Your scenario doesn't work unless you accept that absolutely NO attempt whatsoever was made the preserve any information, despite knowing this stuff being a matter of life-and-death for thousands of years.

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Hey guys, look at this alien artifact that the government is trying to tell us is a rock formation. It's clearly an alian artifact.

>>18213286
Kek

>>18214724
Dude, Europe was fucking treacherous. The climate, the animals. Picture a thousand families. I'm sure their interest is in teaching them to hunt, forage, and till the earth (which in northern regions wasn't possible until the ice age ended, and even then required advanced technologies to break up the rocky soil and make it arable).

You could take a a hundred thousand of the smartest people on earth, with all their modern knowledge, and drop them in Svalbard, and I guarantee you they wouldn't instantly pass on their knowledge or ethics perfectly. Most would emigrate toward warmer climes with more abundant resources.

To think that all knowledge is perfectly passed on and perfectly recorded is folly. We're not machines. We're subject to the seasons and pressures.

Only niggers lacked the knowledge that shit could be made with metals. The thought never crossed their brains.

Also you can't teach advanced empathy. There's good reason why niggers never domesticated plants or animals. They lack the ability to comprehend or preference the inner life of animals. They're scared of dogs, because they can't read emotion. They'll never be friends or brothers with other animals, they'll always be niggers. That includes jews, Shlomo, you who you nor your ancestors ever did an honest productive day in your parasite viper's day.

Kill yourself, you genetic refuse.

>>18205442
If the sand was the same color as the spider it would blend in pretty well.

mars is flat

>>18214851
Brain dead hillbilly, I can't believe I read this tripe. You're the type of idiot who watches coast to coast and hangs on to every word. Please never state an opinion ever in your life again. In fact, go bury your head in sand and think about the garbage you just wrote. Being a pseudo intellect is cringe worthy you natural born imbecile.

>>18205204
exactly nigger

>>18214975
Found the jew. Or are you a shabbos goy? Nothing I said was impossible or unrealistic. Your kind will move the goalpost a hundred times until you kill the rest. Good job Shlomo Israel Cohen, you've totally convinced everyone without using your playbook of extremist tinfoil nutter.

>>18198967
I like how you haven't even looked at the pictures, just tagged them in your post. This one here >>18198776
was actually supporting your dangerously fallacious belief that there is nothing out there!

>Way to go fucktard!

>>18214756
I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'photoshop'...

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>>18215011
Are you being ironic?

Or are you honestly this retarded

>>18215011
Nothing every begins with "photoshop".

ITT: Rocks.

>>18214084
So, what you are saying is, your ancient a astronauts had the tech to Go space trucking, but no means of Communications to Radio in help if their shit went tits up? Yes, Sounds leggit.

>>18216272
even OPs pic? I mean, I'm willing to entertain the idea that that's a rock, but can you suggest explanations for the specific features of the rock that strike people as unusual?

>>18216811
I would want to know the original picture it was taken from

I would want to know if this is a unenahnced blowup, or if the artist took some liberties while "sharpening" it.

And at the end of the day, we're only seeing one angle of the image. It could be a trick of the light, a trick of perspective. It could look completely different from another angle.

I'm not saying that its impossible for there to be artifacts and fossils on Mars. I'm just saying that a single image isn't exactly concrete proof.

>>18198889
Okay now that one literally is just fucking nothing.

>>18206566
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Martian_meteorites

Read this list and then tell me it's not feasible for a meteorite bearing organic matter to get from Earth to Mars.

>>18207084
>We already have a rock which might show nanobacteria from mars which has landed here; and if Mars was alive a billion or even two billion years ago
ALH84001 is four billion years old.

>>18207572
So then why did you post it?

Were you just being a memer? Because most folk frown on that here.

>>18209482
No, it's directly from Anon's photoshop skills.

I think I saw the non-photoshopped pic somewhere in this thread.

>>18201357
This, guys. Fuck.

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>>18211618
>>18211542
>>18211338
>>18211339

>>18205419
>toxic
>searching for one
Fucking liar or child talking here.

>>18212125
Why? Even the most venomous spiders in the world aren't deadly to humans unless you've got a heart condition or an immune disorder or something.

>>18218682
Addendum: Yeah, I found it.
>>18213235

>>18218682
Weird, that means some one hacked NASA's website and uploaded the PS version there.

>>18214756
Oh hey, I didn't know the elephant head was made of columnar basalt.

>>18218691
Do you mean the hacker that is "4chan"?

>>18214851
I love the irony of you writing that post and then referring to someone else as 'genetic refuse'.

>>18197303
The rover doesn't inspect anything because it is not real :D

>>18198758
my exact thought

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>>18218698
I realized the reason they have the rovers moving so slow is to reduce the amount of landscape to produce.

Look at the bottom of pic, it shows that they use the same type of layout to fake Mars as they did with the moon

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>>18214084
>>18214093
#woke

>>18214084
>>18214537
Atlantis

>>18219138
it's farther away harder to send commands and probably cost an entire teams arms and legs to send them.

>>18219138
>I realized the reason they have the rovers moving so slow is to reduce the amount of landscape to produce.
No, its because the robots are weak little shits that can get stuck on a pebble and therefore it moves like 1 cm before its stops and checks where it will go next.

Because in a multibillion dollar operation involving fragile, impossible to either recover or repair material, in a project whose funding is constantly being put to question, you're not going to go off plan and risk fucking things up to look at a weird rock. You're gonna stick to the plan and go look at the weird rock if you get done with the plan and still have the ability to do it, or you'll make it part of the next mission.

>>18204836
*Goy, not goyim. You are obviously the real Goy.

>>18219353
Goyim is plural, you not see bass tit!

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>>18198737

ITT: Pictures of rocks on Mars that maaaybe kinda look like a face if you squint really hard

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>>18219353
>doesn't know the plural word for goy
it's like you want to get scammed, you gullable kikebait

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>>18205087
>Implying that strawberry watermelon gumbo milkshakes rotate your owl.
This anon has transcended.
Guide us, wise one

>>18218691
No anon

NASA's image is massive, and the "crab" only takes up a few pixels
The crab image you see on 4chan >>18198552
was "sharpened" and "enhanced" until it looks nothing like the official image.

It's not complicated

I honestly believe Black people are native to Earth and white people and perhaps some other races came from mars

>>18204908

>Wow stop being a little bitch any time now


lol said the sensitive little bitch who doesn't like the truth

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I can't believe you guys don't see Mars rovers photos as everything nasa ever did: 100% fake.

Look at this pic, it's just a collage of random pieces of rock. Plenty of repeating blocks seen, straight from nasa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlNPFCD7820

They start from a thorough geologic description of the structures they want to frame, created from how they expect they formed with their model. Then they shop it from earth-based content and add little easter eggs to mess with people, have a good laugh and hype the ancient civilization joke pushed along by (((UFO channels)))

>>18221394
If the pictures are faked, why would they purposefully put in repeating rocks?

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>>18221460
Cutting corners. No one notices anyway because no one give a shit enough to look at rocks. Too busy wageslaving.

Also, understand the concept of revelation of the method and of mockery by hiding in plain sight used by the cabal.

>>18221495
>Cutting corners.
This is a trillion dollar conspiracy that has been maintained for 50 years. Why would they cut corners and risk the entire thing blowing up?

Is it possible that these repeating rocks are just a result of the image composition that allows NASA to take these massive, wide angle shots?
Doesn't that make more sense than NASA risking the entire 50 year conspiracy to get around...finding some rocks to take pictures of?

>>18218677
(you)

>>18197303
Because Mars doesn't exit dickwad. KYS

>>18221394
>(((UFO channels)))
I didn't know whites want to explore the galaxy, while jews' high point is to enslave everything on this planet. They want no one or thing to leave this rock so they can control it all.

Pretty different viewpoints, Chaim. How's your breadstuff speculation portfolio doing? Hope your "right of return" rat-fleeing-ship called Israel collapses before you monsters set up shop through miscegeny in China. Marxism is a cool meme, bro!

>>18198544
Mars is scary, lads.

>>18221564
Devon island. Dev(eloper) On. its a mind control experiement

>>18200744
Is this an actual picture of Martian land, or is it just more of their cgi?

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>>18213662

Remember the famous face of Mars? As you can see in the high resolution image, no face. A perfectly, 100 percent natural rock formation, nothing uncanny about, not at all. You see shit like this everywhere on the deserts of Earth.

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>>18207863

>>18213286
Huh?
Who's there?!
....
I'm seeing things...

>>18204836
Why would the gub'ment bother to spend money on a Mars hoax when most normies don't give a flying fuck about space anyway? People care about celebrities, sports stars and manufactured race wars, and that's a much easier way to distract the public than by faking a Mars landing or doctoring a bunch of low-res pics of dirt and rocks.

If the government had its way NASA would have been completely shut down years ago. The only reason they bother to keep the space program going is because it lets us spy on other countries. Mars is an afterthought.

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>>18221394

>>18222000
Doubletrip Truther

>>18221983
A square is nothing near as complex as a face. A square is not something terribly natural-looking. A square is something sentient beings build, some weird attempt to bring order to the chaos.

Extra-terrrestrial life: It is something akin to finding that one grain of sand in all the beaches and oceans on the earth... really really fucking unlikely, yet still possible.

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HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE?
THAT IS A FUCKING TURTLE
POPPING HIS STUPID FUCKING TURTLE HEAD UP
ALL LIKE
>HEY LANDER THING
>I'M A TURTLE
>FUCK YOU
>CUNT
WE NEED TO SEND THE FUCKING NUKES WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE

>>18222370

snebbedi snab


OH FUG

>>18213188
That's what I thought it reminded me of
>>18221986
Yeah I noticed that but was more interested in the thing I circled at the moment. I sent them to good old secureteam10 but that glorious jiggaboo never responded so thought I'd post it here

>>18219854
You should sharpen and enhance your eyes mates, the object is clearly visible on the original image.

It's not complicated.

>>18201357
This is bait

>>18206640
Non tin foil here. Technically, it's feasible but the odds of it happening are so extremely small. Smaller than complex life developing twice in the same solar system and in each instance developing carbon skeletons? No, not that small. But the most likely explanation is it is the result of some weird erosion and/or precipitate.

>>18207721
It's fake. Someone drew it into the photo. Looks like u got joked my brother.

>>18198544
Nemesis is real & he was living on mars the whole time desu

>>18198776
Rock thread

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>>18198776
Rock thread

>>18209482
Lmao you really are fucking retarded. How old are you? This was found to be a hoax ages ago. Jesus fucking Christ. Is there physical pain involved in being that mentally lacking ? IF aliens are real (huge if) and IF (even bigger if by several orders of magnitude) NASA ran into them, and on Mars (also a huge if) I can guarantee you there would be no mistakes regarding the photographs they release. If they wanted to keep alien life a secret, you would not be seeing evidence in photographs. Get off /x/ while you're at it and read a fuckin book desu jfc

>>18205087
Is that a secret alien code brother?

>>18205419
Unless youre in the correct country you wont find one buddy. But if you want to buy one try ken the bug guy dot com or arachnoboards. I suggest a tall locking enclosure as they have pisspoor climbing ability

>>18206161
If you suggest, that these structures have to come from earth, why don't we find, like, 10 times more of that stuff on the moon? Also that stuff would have been torn to smaller pieces than perceivable

>>18219138
You think you can drive at highway speed over the moon with that weak gravity?

Rocks are rocks
Violets are blue
As this board.

>>18222434
it really isn't
>>18213235

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>Mars anomaly thread
What about the Podesta wikileaks alien connections? This is crazy.

>>18214724

We know what a Warp Drive looks like and have the math to back up the principle and viability of it, but we aren't fucking going to build one any time soon.

>>18222827
>We know what a Warp Drive looks like and have the math to back up the principle and viability of it
you realize that warp means lightspeed, right?

That is a pretty hefty claim

>>18214991

I like you. I like your theory. Post more. Make a thread and link it or something.

>>18222744
Get glasses mate

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>>18222495
Damn dude, calm down with the hostility before you get an aneurysm.

>>18198919
Like collecting rocks and taking pics of literally nothing.

That movie "Planet 51" is closer to the truth than we probably realize.

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Everyone trying their hardest to dispute the pictures
pic related.

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>>18222930
The point is that this

Look nothing like this >>18198552

Somebody drew in a bunch of details and you fell for it because you were too lazy to look at the original image.

>>18222971
>Still using cables

Shit tier aliens confirmed

>>18222989
I hope you don't own a car, because you're blind as a fucking mole.

Get glasses for fuck sake.

>>18222989
>Somebody drew in a bunch of details and you fell for it because you were too lazy to look at the original image.
No, some one just fiddled with the contrast. How blind are you?

>>18222991
Maybe it's just a cable to keep the keyboard from floating off in the event that the artificial gravity fails.

>you're all autistic.

t. Astronomer

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>>18223413
Terveisiä perseestä, mulkvisti

>>18212125
>>18218686
Probably just an Aussie. They do shit like that for fun.

t. Another Aussie who has collected dangerous spiders for fun

>>18221495
Is anyone else seeing seeing repeating shit in any of this guys pics? You wanna highlight these repeats for us buddy? I don't see shit. But I've been awake for 26 hours maybe I'm missing it. I'm too tired to play spot the difference.

>>18223599
Yeah, I'm perfectly awake and I'm not seeing what he's talking about.

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>>18223599
>>18224159
I second this. No repeats

>>18198737
"They don't look like vetibrae" and they can't be remotel proved to be in any way by this picture

>>18223599

I'm definitely seeing some repeating things here, sirs. But why don't you check these?

gokah

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Theye are not "hiding" anything. They don't waste their valuable and expensive time on this bullshit because they are not brain-dead retards who do no understand what fucking PAREIDOLIA is. They are conducting actual scientific studies, not trying to play retard handler to crazies.

>>18225966
>I'm definitely seeing some repeating things here, sirs
>doesn't show any of it

>But why don't you check these?
>doesn't post anything

>>18226447
>muh pareidolia

>>18226447
>the infamous Jew rock

noice.

>>18226467
>being this new

Holy shit

>>18226516
What the fuck does that even mean?
You're too stupid to accept that's it pareidolia so you try to dismiss it as a meme or something?

>>18226516
>muh aliens on mars nasa cover-up

>>18197303
>Why doesn't the rover closly inspects the things?

Get a fucking education before you try to "debunk" science you degenerate redneck.

>>18214700
At least you got far enough to learn how to write. You should learn to read now and see if you can take it from there to not being a waste of resources anymore.

>>18214851
don't argue with the neanderthal shill, mate

>>18214756
behemoth?

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So is mars actually Hell?

THESE PICTURES ARE ALL FAKE

t.nutjob flat earthlets

>>18197353
are you people really this stupid to believe this shit ? you seriously think ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET is going to look like a dirty nevada parking lot with a rock with a eye carved into it ?

>>18225966
Damn

Checked

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>>18225966

>>18229768
Ohhhhhh! Now I fucking get it.

>>18229566
yes

>>18207863
it's a shadow..

>>18198687
Who told you we don't see these said 'results'? It's just that they are only shown to people that matter; everyone else gets fed the convenient substitutional story (think like Evangelion with its 2nd impact official explanation)

>>18197303
You can see the photos, proof that they dont even care

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>>18214084
I'm always amazed when LE MASTER RAEC manages to die out against these stupid, inferior creatures.

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>>18222839
Alright Nigger let me learn ya something. The warp drive idea is that you can travel faster through space seemingly faster than the speed of light. The speed of light is not broken during a warp drive scenario. We wouldn't be necessarily skipping parts of space but merely condensing them and expanding them in a way that makes the distance we have to travel shorter ultimately getting there faster than light would.
>>don't you YouTube?

>>18198859
This is a seafloor picture. The circled things are broken whelk shells. You can tell by the sandrows up in the top left of the picture. Wave action did that. This ain't Mars yo.

>>18209521
Looks like foundations of a building that collapsed and got buried. Dang, weird.

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>>18223599
How about the rat in-between the two rocks.

>>18198552

looks like some sort of doom crab with a human sort of face on its back

>>18198687

that and time can erase most of it

>>18198851

that's a horribly done inset pic

>>18198889

just a rock

>>18232483
>repeating

>>18201357
Fascinating

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>>18230216
Well shit.

>>18201357

>what is DNA

>>18222235

Nature makes squares all the fucking time you mong.

>>18201357
[citation needed]

>>18205087
Is this the language of the stone masons?

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>>18233463
Ay brotha

>>18233433
>Nature makes squares all the fucking time you mong
for example ?

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>>18233481

>>18233489
What makes you think nature alone
(Wind tectonic plates earthquakes etc)
Could build that ?
Or are you a troll in which case then
disregard this post

>>18233508
You think humans could lift those big rocks?

>>18233523
Yes as in diging under or something
but in case no
How would nature create something like that on its own ?

>>18232274

that IS a mars rover picture

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>>18233993

>>18198552
if you cant see that the zoomed in photo has been altered for dramatic effect then youre a straight up dope

>>18222923
youre dumb

>>18198737
That doesn't look like vertbrae
Looks more like eroded rock wich would be logical with the 300 km/h winds there.

>>18234996
http://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/2/p/913/2P207413625EFFAS00P2278L7M1.HTML

>>18207572
You're the retard he was just making a joke. As /x/ peeps are fucking gullible and believe anything however absurd it may be so it was just an inside joke on an obviously bullshit statement.

>>18222759
thanks for the read, anon.

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>>18230474
what about non-elite scientists who would discover this shit? are they all silenced? that would mean the elites keeping the secret are immensely powerful.

if the elites have so much sway in the world, why would they let you write about the truth they want hidden on an imageboard without consequence?
and why would you ever have been able to read about ancient technology and gaydioactive isotopes if all other evidence (ice cores, etc.) is routinely hidden from the public?

>>18197303
martian unicorn/narwhal detected

>inb4 leddit

>>18214564
Am i the only one here who thinks it's utterly fucking ridiculous to send your people to another planet without any technology at all? Cause that is your asumption here you retard. You are talking about sending an advanced species to another planet and somehow they don't bring any of their advanced technologies with them to give them a head start in civilising that new planet. Do you think they'll send the people for the mars project to mars with nothing other than their spacesuits too so that they have to start from the ground up all over again? This is the most ridiculous fucking thing i have ever heard. When you send people into unknown territory for a long period of time you make damn sure they will be able to survive there.

>>18226516
not an argument

>>18222839
and you once again show /x/ to be the dumbest board on 4chan.

warp means faster than light

>>18235720
No retard, warp is a multiple of lightspeed. Like Mach is for the speed of sound.

Mach 1 = 1x the speed of sound
Mach 2 = 2x the speed of sound
Mach 3 = 3x the speed of sound

Warp 1 = 1x the speed of light
Warp 2 = 2x the speed of light
Warp 3 = 3x the speed of light

>>18235762
So if with sound you arrive before being heard, when warping you can be somewhere before being seen?

Ghosts are just going over warp 1.

>>18235797
When warping, you violate basic causality

Basically, you arrive before you left.

>>18201111
>Men are from Mars...
They have to let you know.

>>18200759
underrated

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>Pareidolia (/pærᵻˈdoʊliə/ parr-i-doh-lee-ə) is a psychological phenomenon involving a stimulus (an image or a sound) wherein the mind perceives a familiar pattern of something where none actually exists.

Common examples are perceived images of animals, faces, or objects in cloud formations, the man in the moon, the moon rabbit, and hidden messages within recorded music played in reverse or at higher- or lower-than-normal speeds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

>>18235955
oh hey, the moon has a vague mirror image of the british isles

>>18235854
no, the concept of warp travel is like sound at the speed of light

inside the cabin of the supersonic aircraft, sound doesn't collect in the back because the medium the sound travels through is moving with the ship. the idea of a warp drive takes this idea and applies it to empty space. get over the speed limit by moving what you're moving on

>>18236080
Well no, because the speed of light is coded into the concept of speed itself.

Approaching lightspeed in like approaching infinity.

>>18236080
That's not how relativity works.

>>18197303

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>18207601
Verdun is good as fuck yo

>>18215928
that looks nothing like an elephant

>>18219562
lol, those are just rock formations stupid cracker ass nigger

>>18236103

the speed of lasers fired into EMDrive exceed the speed of light.

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>>18237183

>>18238217
No arguments there

>>18238286
That outlined shape just kinda looks like a giant dick going into an ass.

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>>18238713

>>18218686
or spider scientist researching animals in their natural habitats...

>>18205442
that not sand
sniff sniff ;)

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>>18229737
Well I mean yeah, Nevada is a desert, Mars is a desert.

>>18205442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

ITT : rocks

>>18222452
Most likely, however the human circadian rhythm fits the 25hr Mars day more than the 24hr Earth day

>>18206642
Huh?

>>18213235

this.

you guys are retarded

>>18201336
>/rekt

>>18229737
Yes, other planets are made out of the same shit we can find on our planet.
Mars is literally just a shitty desert.

>>18238986
The only possible way that original video could have been even better was if the spider spoke with a russian accent.

Sure enough, it seems someone agrees.

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>>18198737
That looks like a common rock formation from lava commonly found around craters of dead volcanoes. See pic related. It's not exactly similar but it's the same concept: cracks form where lava is allowed to well up but stops short of an explosion. Erosion of the surrounding soil/material reveals spiny structures.

Also
>>18197303
and half of the shit on this thread
see
>>18207080
Curiosity is 10 years old now. The tech is old by modern standards and besides the sample collection and analysis, they unfortunately don't have the time to answer the questions from conspiracyphile retards who can't take the time to scrutinize every blurry image with a red circle made by someone who somehow has the CSI level of photo enhancing technology, that comes their way. Sorry, they didn't just spend $2.5 Billion to answer retarded questions.

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>>18235291
Maybe they wanted to strike out on their own and rule their own planet, like an American-esque story. Shit happens, bro. As seen many times in history, technologically advanced societies have been rekt by feral muds and traitors, or massive geological changes like flooding. See Doggerland. Plus, there's only so much ammo and other supplies you can carry. I dunno wtf your point is other than being a rat-faced kike or good goy. What if it was a small founder population of 2,000 who embarked specifically to live out their own version of how shit should be? That's enough people, if they're genetically fit and compatible, to start a new, healthy colony. Maybe they were rebel defectors, and frontiersmen. We really don't know. Hominid genetics gets really murky at points, and ancient texts are a massive research project to pore through.

Your post is hyperbole about retarded shit that no one would assume. The faggot you replied to totally said they were forcibly dropped off naked and without supplies or education, and intended to re-take a whole planet on behalf of their homeworld, right, nigger? Fix your shit by killing yourself, Moshe. Let's make the world a better place!

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itt: all of these pictures are form some kind of uncharted desert here on earth with a sepia filter over them

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>>18242359.
This.

Pic is what an amateur can do in less than 5 minutes. They are clearly going the cheap way by doctoring footage from deserts on earth to keep the money to pay for Cointelpro shills and tr-3bs.

>>18243867
Make up your mind, is it the Mojave? Ireland? Devon Island?

See, this is one of the big reasons why conspiracy theorists are ridiculous. They can't even agree with each other.

>>18244382
This Ireland one was just to prove how easy it is to make fake mars landscapes.

Also why does it have to be at a single location?

>>18235288
nice try shill,
ever heard of missing link?