Creepy work stories

>>18188152
I have a few more stories

> Run out of fries during the middle of the night
> Have to go into freezer to get more
> Freezer is a dark, slippery place with only one door
> Said door has no handle so you have to push on it directly and hope you don't get frost bite
> I'm in a corner with my back to the door
> Can feel freezer dripping on me, which it is definitely not supposed to do
> Suddenly hear a door slam
> You literally cannot slam the freezer door, it's so heavy most of the girls have to get a guy to open it for them
> Go to take fries out
> Door is locked
> Freezer door can't be locked, only the fridge area it opens into can
> Start banging on the door and screaming
> Finally a coworker comes to get me because I'm taking forever to get fries
> No one believes I was locked in the freezer

I don't get things out of the freezer anymore

>>18188179

> Wearing headset again
> No orders, order taker is washing dishes while I'm fucking around on my phone
> Suddenly hear a voice
> Sounds like a younger woman
> I didn't get a ding, but figure they might not be pulled in all the way
> Shrug it off
> Keep hearing the voice
> "Let's go outside."
> Clear as a bell, sounds like a little girls voice
> "Dude, did you hear that?"
> "Yep."
> "Fuck."
> "Let's play!"
> Grab manager and tell her there's a woman on the headset talking
> Manager is only woman on shift, and speaks in a heavy Spanish accent
> No car on security camera
> All headsets are accounted for, only two out for drive thru and I
> Voice happens again and hand headset to manager to hear
> She's shocked, thought we were fucking with her
> Take headset back, unsre what to do
> Voice again, try to hand headset back
> Manager shoves it away
> "No! It's haunted!"
> Says something Spanish shit too
> Finally a customer comes in
> Voice stops for the rest of the evening
> The three of us on shift are still fucked up about it

>>18188212
spook

I read this thread

>>18188152
>I work night shift at a McDonald's
That's terrifying in of itself
You have my deepest sympathy

>>18188152
sounds like the orders guy faked taking an order so youd make it and leave it out for him to eat

Imma post one from my days at Little Caesar's

Background: The place was on the outer side of a mall, so we could be open till god knows what time. Didn't matter that the mall was already closed, we could still be open.

>Working late on a friday, early November and chilly as fuck because it also rained that day
>On fridays we close at 1AM
>That day we had a lot of customers so some of us stay for a little longer
>I'll say it's like 1:35 or so
>Most people left already, it's just me and a friend that lived near my house and had a car
>Friend takes me home almost everyday
>The only thing left to do is take out the trash
>Fucking trash can is on the other side of the mall, and the parking lot's lights are flickering, which means they're about to shut down
>Friend and I grab everything and just jam it in the trunk
>We were hoping to throw everything out when we get there so we can go home as soon as possible
>When we get there, the lights are already off, so we use the car's light to see where we're throwing trash
>There were three bags left, so my friend entered the car and started it, just waiting for me to finish
>Suddenly we start to hear wet footsteps, so I throw the three bags at the same time, while the footsteps start to get louder
>They stop and then hear a very faint "ahhh"
>Turn around and see a shadow getting closer, my friend must've seen it too, cause he sound pretty eager to go
>I say "fuck it", I'm too scared and just jump in the trunk
>"GO! GO! GO!! THERE'S SOMEONE HERE!!" I yell from the inside of the open trunk
>We get the hell outta there, not knowing or caring what the fuck was that, just relieved it didn't rape us or worse
>Friend stops in a 7-Eleven for me to get out of the trunk and enter the car
>Some employee talks to us and tells us to be careful, since there's a weirdo walking around and screaming shit

Later that week, we found out it was a drunk homeless guy we called "El Guapito"

tfw El Guapito almost made us wet our pants

>>18188152
I always wondered, do you niggas just eat whatever at night for free?

>>18188212
2spoopy4me

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I used to work at an international hotel as a waiter in the VIP lounge. There aren't really creepy stories just that the place was /x/ as fuck, everyone was an "expert" on the paranormal.

>an "edgy" girl joins the team one day, wore mostly panchos, big hats, even fucking capes, dressed usually all in black
>coworkers think she's literally a witch
>American Jew coworker insists Slavs have an affinity to sense the paranormal
>like half of the workforce believed the lounge was haunted
>they once even accused a guest of being a psychic vampire
>one coworker thought her house was haunted because her hat fell from its place when she was asleep
>American Jew argued that ghosts are real because when he went to the graveyard to his grandparents' graves his footprint was still there from the last time, therefore it's magic
>said he also saw his grandparents' ghosts sitting on their graves
>had a druggie coworker who did "astral travel" after taking all sorts of drugs, even went to South America with his brother to do drugs with the shamans, not surprisingly he believed in conspiracy theories

However, there have been some disturbing events at the hotel, namely several suicides over the years. I don't know how many for sure, but here are a few I heard of:
>couple did a double suicide in their room, corpses were discovered only after the smell started to spread
>woman jumped from the highest floor, when she splashed her brain flew out like 50 meters into the pool, first thing the hotel did was check her credit card
>another woman committed suicide, she just entered the hotel and jumped

>>18188179
the fans in the freezer create a vacuum seal that holds the door shut. the freezer at my work does this all the time and i have to dropkick it open constantly.

>>18188831
Usually I would think that to, but I had my headset on so I could hear the customer making the order. Aside from that, after they didn't show up for an hour we threw the food away.

>>18189096

Sort of. For example, if a customer orders a milkshake then cancels it, well, I already made the milkshake might as well have it.

But, we can't eat on the floor. There are security cameras and eating on the floor is like jumping up and down yelling, "Fire me!" Taking the food home on the other hand...

I think my biggest haul was two large fries (had to switch to breakfast so all fries are supposed to be thrown out), a large milkshake, two mocha frappes, and a mcdouble. Though that was really pushing it, I think the only reason the manager let me is because drive thru guy speaks Spanish and told me to take it. She will literally do anything for someone who speaks Spanish.

>>18189231
Fuck, that makes so much sense. Still not going in the freezer though.

>Be me
>Working in retail store during college
>be closing shift
>co-workers wanted to go party, so I said go on and ill finish closing.
>its cold as shit out and all I want to do is go home and sleep.
>They went on
>Be about 12 am now and just finishing up with the register.
>Black van pulls up.
>lights are off
>figure its just the cleaning guys
>Two guys get out, and two replace them from the back.
>maybe friends or helpers
>both guys who did this have blurred faces
>The two that got out had masks
>one walks up to the store front and tries to open door.
>realizes its closed.
>just stands there looking at me .
>Wonder where other dude went
>Hear the back door shaking a bit as if someone is trying to open in.
>guy in front is still just standing there.
>lights cut off
>all that is illuminating the store now is the van.
>second guy comes back to door.
>they talk for a bit and just stand there looking in.
>second guy is a bit more curious and is looking all around, 1st guy is just fixated on me

cont.
>Call police and tell them whats going on
>Say they are super busy with the weather/ storm and will have a car out in 30 minutes . They tell me to stay put and not to worry as its just kids fucking around.
>idk about that
>figure I can wait it out for the 30 and they will eventually leave because its freezing out.
>10 minutes pass and nothing really happens until a car pulls up.
>one guy gets out kinda shoos the other two away and looks into the store.
>reaches into pocket and pulls out a rather large knife and taps it onto store front.
>gestures for me to come.
>nah fuck that
>starts rubbing the knife on the window.
>nahh dude
>one of the other dudes walks to van now and pulls out drill.
>walks up to door and starts going at the lock.
>fuck this.
>run to side door which is connected to another business.
>were cool with them so we have key
>I'm in now.
>its pitch black and I'm sprinting at this point and I run into someone.
>the light from the outside is kinda shining in at this point, I see a guy, a mask is on the floor .
>dudes face is all kinds of jacked up.
>he jolts up but I sprint as fast as I can to the parking lot.
>I unlock my car ..thank god for auto start and hope in and peel out.
they all hopped in the van and car and this point and I see the lights behind me now
>fuck they are coming to finish me off or something
>they hook a hard turn and never seen them again.
>Saw cops further up road and flagged them down.
>explained I was the one in the store etc etc.
that's really it.

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>>18189892
>10 dollars worth of trash food
>she will literally do anything
>literally
>anything

Just fmsu senpai

i love this thread so far, also its 5am here, just for added creepy factor, but i live in a small town full of old people and white 12 year old "gangsters" so nothing ever happens

Not my own, but my brothers.
>Be working at camp
>built on injun burial ground etc. etc.
>Story goes that a staff member driving back to camp late one night took a turn to fast and crashed into a tree
>And yes it did actually happen
>There was a road that ran through the camp and supposedly it was along where this guy worked.
>I digress
>So my brother was walking to the shower house along this road and felt a hand touch his shoulder

Truth be told, it was one creepy ass bend. When I worked at the camp I'd make a concerted effort to move at a brisk pace because I always felt like I was being watched.

>>18189892
>not only do you work fast food but you work at the shitstain of all fast food joints, McDoodoo's
The fuck you even doing with your life nigger? Are you at least in school? If not have you considered suicide yet?

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Getting a guard card in CT soon, want to do night security. Any current security guards with stories?

>>18191806
I have a few. Nothing that really totally screams it cant only be the paranormal though. Most are really just unresolved spookies.

>>18191808
You gonna post a story?

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>>18191808
I got caught up in one of the clown threads, I'd like to hear one as well.

>>18191886
>>18191895

As requested.

>Be me
>Be newly appointed night guard.
>Its the dead of winter.
>Cold as shit outside
>dark by 4
>Be working in facility (basically a warehouse)
>Empty by beginning of shift mostly.
>So on this particular night I did my normal routine , check in and mull about the building checking every suite as it is multiple occupancy and a bunch of ppl own stuff their.
>Its pretty much quiet as fuck all night until the middle of the shift.
>Be eating "lunch"
>Hear a bunch of squeaky doors and whatnot
>huh.
>doors keep squeaky as if they are opening.
>that is weird.
>I peek from my desk.
>One by one I see each and everyone door slam shit.
>what the fuck
>lights start to flicker a bit...but that's not the weird part.
>Building has this sound...its unlike anything I have ever heard.
>Its like a low rumble...almost like a diesel engine.
>it started with the whole building...then kinda progresses around as if it was moving.

I basically didn't move all shift and got no shit for it because all the supervisors know some weird shit is going on.This isn't even the weirdest post I have had.

>>18189094
No shame. Homeless guys can be freaky. It's sad, but most are likely to have serious mental issues.

>>18191926
Describe the weirdest, tho this is odd.

here is thw weirder one incase someone asks

>be me
>post is old dorms
>Just roam around anon...we just need you until building is finished.
>oh-ok supervisor no big deal I though.
>Basically spent a summer roaming around an old dorm.
>One night I lock up and get some shut eye.
>Basically prop myself up in my favorite dorm room and get ready for a long and boring shift.
Just a little backstory....IDK why I was hired for this job...the campus already had security personal, why this building was special IDK...maybe the construction company was not allowed to use campus guys for it because some technicality IDK...but here I am.
>Anyways...in my cozy room.
>Building is locked...everything is secure at this point.
> I'm playing with my phone and then I start to nod off.
>Before I know it I'm awoken by a bunch of loud bangs.
>I look around building but nothing.
>I got back to top floor to hear banging from roof.
>wtf
>I run outside to look up and see nothing.
>go back in and lock up
>on top floor now and I hear a series of lound bangs then the entire building gets flooded with some bright as fucking light...next thing I know its morning.
>I bring this up to supervisor because I'm dumb kid...says yeah.. that's why we are there..campus security wont even look at the building...what the fuck

>>18191940
ok the weirdest.

>Be I
>be security
>Day shift now
>I supposed to roam about on some old property that belongs to the municipality .
>Be roaming.
>stumble upon something that looks odd.
>Its a small town.
>totally not supposed to be there.
>buildings look at least 100 years old.
>not from this era.
>keep walking...I turn around further up the road and see nothing ....
This is the weirdest.IDK what it was, where it was ...all I know is something that was not supposed to be their was there..meh that's it folks...that's all I have

>>18188152
>>18188212
lol yes, my friends and I used to drive around with a cheap walkie talkie scanning for fast food drive-thru frequencies too. It's kind of a classic, kid.

>>18191328
Creepy. How "jacked up" was the face?

>>18192009
Voldemort tier. silverish in color. Two holes for a nose, eyes were bugish and the darkest shade of brown if not black. Skin did not look smooth either kinda like when your hands get wrinkly

I wish I had scary unexplained stories. The spookiest thing to ever happen to me is this old radio clock we didn't even know had a speaker turn on around 2am for no reason. We had it im the same spot for years,didn't even change it for daylight saving we just knew it was an hour ahead. I can't think of anything paranormal to happen to me directly besides that which isn't anything special.

>>18189892
You can also take all the stuff that would be thrown out at night during closing.

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>>18191610
Name of camp? That sounds really friggin familiar

>>18189094
That's spanish?

>>18188808
Explain, please?

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>>18191806
>work for a cell phone company that will remain nameless but rhymes with horizon.
>Often have to go out and check some towers if we have problems and regular maintenance.
>One of the towers is in the middle of a forest. As in creepy spooky forest.
>There is a gate with barbed wire around this. You have to enter a code to unlock the gate.
>We have had problems with people stealing cable and other wiring.
>Tower stops responding late at night.
>I have to go out there to check on it.
>I arrive. The gate is wide open. The small building door is wide open as well.
>"fuck this. I am calling the police".
>I hear a voice "heeeeelp me. Please heeeeelp me!" coming from inside.
>The hair on my neck starts to stand up and I am getting goosebumps everywhere.
>It sounded like a voice that was almost like a computer generated type of voice. There was nothing natural about it.
>I yelled "The Police are coming. Are you hurt?"
>Voice says "Heeeelp me. Heeeelp me. Please."
>I am in the company van and call dispatch and tell them what is going on.
>My co-worker says "get the hell out of there now"
>I start the van and drive off and look in my mirror. I see something crawl out of the building and stand up. It must have been about 8 feet tall and growing.
>I heard this laughter.
>My hands were shaking so hard. I drove down and went into a wal mart shopping center and told dispatch what I saw.
>I then called the police again and told them where I was.
>Talked with the police officers and told them what I saw. I then said about the voice saying help me and how strange it was.
>The police looked at me and nodded their head. They then called up someone else to bring a group to the building.
>We got there the gate was still open and the door was open.
>The police went in and cleared the small building.
>They came out and showed me claw marks on the wall and the inside was completely destroyed.
>My supervisor saw this and told me "I am transferring back to Chicago"

>working in the kitchen of a restaurant one night
>closing time
>cleaning up so I can go home
>go back to store room stowing bags of sauce on the shelf
>get done and start to leave
>bag falls off
>put it back on shelf
>bag falls off again as I'm leaving
>put it back on shelf again, making sure it's really secure
>as I'm leaving bag flies into the wall
>wtf mate
>look at wall, there is a sauce handprint on it
>this isn't worth $10/hr

>>18188212
McDonald's has dishes?

I like these stories because I've been self-employed since I was in high school

Never had a chance to have an experience like this

>>18195377
He probably meant trays, a shitload of trays.

>>18188152
Crispy Chicken is so god tier. I worked part time at Mickey Deez for a couple months this year and I ate a Crispy Chicken every day I worked.

God tier taste that ghost has.

>>18194147
What do you think it wanted.

>>18189096
At the store I worked at in Highscool we did. The manager didn't care, and got fired after a while. Our store had the worst food cost in the region for at least 3 months straight.

>>18194147

Yeah AT&T sucks.

>>18194147
Sounds a little LARP to me. Any proof of your talent, son?

>>18195377
McDonald's has everything from the trays, to some stores have ceramic plates for diners when when they order sausage and gravy or the pancakes. The trays, the cooking utensils, and even the grill parts themselves get ran through a dishwasher atleast twice a day. Other things the dishwasher is used for at McDonald's is thawing frozen soup bags (I've seen that happen often in restaurants) to rinsing off mop buckets just used to clean up puke or shit from the floor.

>>18188152
>cashier at 24 hour grocery store
>bitch coworker calls in
>boss asks me to work third shift
>fuck it overtime
>Lady comes in wearing sunglasses at 3 in the morning.
>buys a shitload of normal stuff
>breaks them into thirteen separate transactions
>each one rings up to be $13 and some change
>one of them rings up 14 and some change, asks me to take an item off
>the total goes down to $13
Not the scariest thing that could happen. Just weird.

>>18193749
Inagayheee

>>18195681
I bet telling her 3 am in military is 1500 would fuck her up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ gr.ace

>>18195392
I bet you're an actual obnoxious piece of shit.

>>18195775
That would be 0300...

>>18194126
because that job would suck major ass? I would kill myself if I somehow had to work in fast food right now. I guess if you're really young you may have some kind of hope or something and it wouldn't be so bad, but I honestly would commit suicide before working at a McDonalds. Just thinking about all these bitchy fat people, niggers getting uppity, dumbass coworkers, loser manager that trys to micro manage everyone all while you're sweating, overworked, depressed, sluggish, thinking about how you aren't even making minimum wage after taxes because all those single moms need EBT for their litter of niglets and all you do at work is take orders from barely literate dipshits, make french fries and look at the clock every 4 minutes.

>>18188808
Better than the day shift.

>>18196969
Nah, I just found something I liked and did it

>>18189134
This is too good to be true, and if it is you should just write a book with that premise, I'd read it.

>>18197030
What thing?

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Posting my two

Creepy

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>>18197171
and funny

>>18197173
>when you realise they licked the toilet clean

>>18197086
It's true, you'd be surprised the kind of people are out there. I have a few more coworker quirks I forgo to mention:
>American Jew also said he had a special power to "sense" people's fate
>through fucking handshakes
>also sense their energy field within a radius

His explanation was that when you shake hands energy is transmitted or some bs like that. He said some people are born with that power, him being one of them. He shook my hand and decided I'm a stressful person, which is rubbish. He once said if your handshake is hot it means you're going to hell, not even kidding.

Had another coworker, 35 year old unmarried lady, she loved pop culture to the point it was "fellow kids" tier. She was also very historically illiterate and believed in kabbala and magic. We were once talking about ancient languages and got to Phoenician, I told her about Carthage and the Punic wars. She asked if I think "we were back then?"
>"What do you mean?"
"You know anon, reincarnation"

She was completely serious.

Thing is, all of the folks there were alright at my job. But they held the most retarded "esoteric" beliefs.

>>18197146
Barbecue and slow-cooked meat like barbacoa and brisket

>>18195681
OCD isn't really paranormal, just kinda sad for the person who suffers from it.

>>18189883
>Mickey Ds employees won't even eat the slop they have to cook up and would rather throw it out if nobody picks up the order

Really makes you think.

>>18197228
>when you realize you were caught in a parallel universe's Chuunibyou anime series

Did any of them have a gateway to hell somewhere on their body that they kept sealed by some minor contrivance?

>>18191941
That's pretty spooky

>>18195392
Hey, same here. What do you do?

>>18197711
Said it in >>18197272, but more specifically I run a small store that sells barbecue all week and barbacoa on weekends

>>18197723
Yeah sorry, I saw your response belatedly. That's cool. Entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing.

>>18197745
Heck yes it is

What do you do?

>>18191926
sounds like a small earthquake my friend

>>18189892
whatbthe fuck i literally work at a japanese teppan resturant and we can take what we want home or jsut eat it there as long as we make it ourselves

>>18197755
Art and interior design. Also some furniture refinishing and retail.

>>18188152
Do your coworkers think you are easy to fool?
Sounds like they know you believe in the supernatural, so they played tricks on you.

In your first story your coworker could've just easily lied about the customer driving off.

As you said yourself in the second story, freezer doors cant be locked.
they probably closed the door and stemmed against it so you couldnt open it.

Also to your third story:
Actually many people with an accent can talk without one if they wanted to, but they dont because this way they fit better into their local society.
Also, as i see it, latinos are natural jokers, and they can be pretty rude ones, too.


Next time try to verify this theory before you try to verify that there is a ghost haunting you.

>>18191949
Your proffession suggests that You have a pretty difficult sleep.
It is therefore most likely that You have experienced several hallucinations.
I can only advise you to look for patterns in your unusual experiences and research a bit about hallucinations, it might help and it certainly will do no harm.

>>18194017
Yeah. It means "The Handsome dude"

>>18197826
It has a lot to do with the fact that your job is probably not corporate. Franchises have some of the dumbest rules I've ever encountered on a job.

>>18197007
Why is military using this retarded format anyway?

>>18198027
So they don't have to specify am or pm

>>18198032
I know, but why? This has very special snowflake-ish vibe to it.

>>18198048
Yeah, I don't think it's for appearing special. As >>18198032 said, it denotes am/pm, which tends to be relevant information when telling time. This is why.

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I know I'm a bit tardy to the party but I've got a creepy moment from my seasonal job earlier this year.

>Be me at 18, working at the mall
>It's 9am in mid-March
>Cute coworkers but all airhead college girls so I just wander around at my station
>9am on a Tuesday morning so barely any customers, just old folks taking pics of me for whatever reason
>sorrynoseniordiscount.gif
>Girls are busy studying for their classes or snapchatting their friends
>As nobody's paying attention and no customers in sight, I start doing a little dancing jig
>My token black friend at the pretzel stand across from us starts drumming a beat on the counter, just in time for a small wave of customers
>They watch, applaud, and line up to my stand. After which they move on to his station for snacks
>freepretzelbiteslater.jpg
>Finish up with last family and there's one guy left in line
>Late 20s, unkempt neckbeard, puke green jacket and stained jeans
>Automatically thought how lucky I was to see a real robot in the wild.
>He goes up to the short blonde and asks to take a picture with me. She slowly says sure, putting on her best smile
>He smiles, stumbles past her and hugs me out of fucking nowhere
>tardtrengthdeathgrip
>I gently pull him off and lead him to my chair for these specific requests
>$15/hr makes a man have no shame
>He sits beside me real close, wraps his arm around me. He reeks of pure B.O. and... waffles
>Blonde girl starts snapping away with the company camera

And then the most disturbing thing I experienced on the job and my entire short existence happened

He gropes me. He straight up starts feeling against my chest, hoping to cop a feel. I can tell he's disappointed as he heads to the counter to get his photos. And as he walks off, he turns back and winks at me; I spent a 5 minutes spraying myself with febreeze, went straight home after work to shower and eat my pretzel bites in safety.

> Mfw the nightmare of young children experiences true terror from grown men

>>18194147
You work for Sprint? Fuck them.

>>18198134
I'm confused are you a man or a woman?

>>18198234
Guy. Honestly I was expecting a stigma for applying, but when you're a poorfag with no diploma there's few things left. The district supervisor who hired me told me offhand that there's often more male applicants than female but there's quite stringent hiring criteria (for obvious reasons). I have no criminal history so I was already called in for fitting to see if I'd fit, they're always looking for anyone under 6' to apply. Plus in a seasonal position where you get paid more than the managers I had reason to stay. The padding in the suit hides gender specific forms really well so few customers suspect I'm in fact a guy.

>>18198266
And what kind of a suit were you wearing?

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>>18198307
It was this version more or less.

>>18198048
Milfag here. Stand practice for comms over circuits to reduce unnecessary words and remove ambiguity.

>>18191941
>>on top floor now and I hear a series of lound bangs then the entire building gets flooded with some bright as fucking light...next thing I know its morning.

did you check the ol' bunghole for extra probing?

>>18198134
>He gropes me. He straight up starts feeling against my chest, hoping to cop a feel. I can tell he's disappointed as he heads to the counter to get his photos.

he haa... even finding out you had no tits, he still went home and fapped his greasy micro dick thinking about you and your furry, febrezy smell.

>>18188152
Yeah you're so right dude. A fucking ghost from another world is haunting the FUCKING MCDONALDS YOU WORK AT. ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL. /x/ is the dumbest fucking board on the planet

>>18189094
I love Little Caesars, must be a nostalgia thing for me.

>>18192032
Probably a burn victim

I work as a ranger in the Black Hills. We some times see a large black dog walking around the old ghost towns. Most of them are not really towns, just some foundations that are left. The dog is completely silent, and when you look at it, it just stares back, but if you turn your back on it, it slowly paws its way closer to you. You can see it getting closer out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you look right back at it, it freezes again. Its huge, easily over 100 lbs, and matted. Looks old, like its flesh is not quite tight and strong anymore, you know, like an old dog does, but its muzzle is still jet black. Most of the time we just saw it at night, and your headlamp or truck lights would catch a flash of its eyes. I dont know anyone who has let it get too close, but it always scares the shit out of me. Normally seeing it out of the corner of your eye will alert you, and you can get in the truck and drive away or otherwise find an excuse to gtfo. As you drive away it tends to stand in the center of the two track or road and watch you drive, almost like it is noting your truck or something. A couple people have shot at it, but missed.

>>18198266
Been there dude, but I have worn a male mascot suit and have had girls grab ass and dick sometimes

>>18198521
You're the dumbest fucking fag on the planet

>>18189231
I work for a medium-sized tech company, and we got a great deal on some of these restaurant-grade fridges. We ended up having to replace them because the sealing action makes them just about impossible to open again right away, and during lunchtime people were constantly fighting with the doors.

My favorite kind of thread.

Bumpity bump.

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>>18198764

That's fucking terrifying. It sounds like it has a real sense of purpose about it, which is what unnerves me the most. It WANTS something from you.

2spooky.

Anyone ever find out what happened with the guy who had a floor on his building that you weren't supposed to have access to and when he did it was just like a black void out the windows? I think he was in the Balkans or something like that

>Working at an ice cream place as Assistant Manager
>We chop and mix shit into ice cream
>Boss is cheap Indian
>Like, holy fuck cheap
>Working late, counting the till in the back
>See something on the camera
>Think nothing of it, but look again
>The blur moved
>Cheap camera
>Blur becomes more focus, moving over the counter
>Suddenly get cold goosebumps
>Keep my eye on the camera, the blur looks like a grayish person now, can't make out detail
>Angle my head to watch the entrance to get to the counter
>It stops, looks at camera
>About to piss my pants
>Take a few steps back, eye on the screen
Touched the back door and it bolted from the screens sight twords the back, and I fucking ducked out. Spent a good half hour sitting outside before having to go back in and finish the till count

>>18197019
Yeah I think you're just old. Obviously it was a part-time gig for anon so he could afford beer while he went to school.

>>18194208
Freaky. So after that you just left?

>>18198961
wat

Why did you take one line from each different greentext?

Fucking clown assholes fucking my shit up scaring me god damnit
>be tacobell faggot in Arizona
>working drivethru at 11pm
>business is dead so I'm just chilling
>lobby is already closed and locked
>hear a tapping noise on the window
clown.jpg
>mask and full costume, big ass (fake) knife
>almost shit my pants
>almost instinctively press panic button
>yell for manager
>manager makes him go away
>but oh my god I was spooked as shit
My manager had to watch me get to my car and drive away that night

>>18199196
Its a meme
>lurk moar faggot

>>18199268

Where in AZ?

>>18199295
fuck off autismo

>>18192063
Dying batteries

>>18197171
I was in that thread for that one

>>18199353
don't break an arm

>>18198521
Ghosts are selective in where they haunt you retard

>>18188152
I ha s two stories. They're equally scary to me, and the few times I share this story, I always make sure to say that I am a staunch skeptic, and these are the only events that make me believe in the paranormal from my personal experience. I'll give a condensed version of both.

>Place where I work now. A doctor killed himself while I was the only other person in the building (They say he didn't know I was there). Now I'll hear creepy sounds occasionally, or get the sensation I'm being observed in that building at night.

>Cleaning an old office building that used to be a prison. An old lady that I cleaned with swept under the edge of a door and something pulled her broom inside. When we got security to open the door, her broom was standing up inside the tiny electrical panel, leaning against the wall. There was only 6 inches of space for it to have moved.

>>18199309
As i said, lurk mora faggot.

>>18198966
>that pic
Reminds me of a work related story. Not spooky, but it was definitely not normal.

>Had a seasonal job working for a photography group
>My coworkers and I were always the first group to arrive at the building
>Head down the hall towards our office
>It's at the end of the hallway, so it's a bit of a walk
>Hear creaking/squeaking noises along the way
>We joke about how the building is falling apart, not really knowing what to make of it
>Noises get louder and more frequent as we get closer to the office
>Manager grabs the door handle, causing it to rattle
>Noises abruptly stop
>Everyone is kind of tense, some are hanging back while others are peering over the manager's shoulder, not sure what to expect
>Manager opens the door slowly
>He takes a step inside, everyone huddled around the door frame now, and turns on the lights
>Frogs fucking everywhere
>The floor, walls, desks, monitors, chairs, everywhere
>Some were actually fucking
>Most of the girls, and some of the guys, start screaming and running back down the hall out the building
>The rest shout "What the fuck?!" in near unison
>Me and a few others start laughing
>After a minute or so we figure we'll have to take care of this ourselves
>Find a few buckets in the janitor's closet/supply room and spend the next hour or so gathering them up
>Ended up dumping numerous buckets of frogs out of the building, one after the other, confusing the hell out of those who were just arriving for work
>Nobody knew why it happened and it apparently never happened before or since

We spotted the occasional frog throughout the day and supposedly the night shift had to let a few out as well.

>>18199376
This stuff actually made me kek

>>18188212
Yeah, I hate to tell you this, but most headsets use the same channels. Find drive thru businesses that use the same equipment, I guarantee you they're using the preset channels. Used to borrow the extra headset from my job and drive around seeing what signals it would pick up. McDonald's, Starbucks, Arby's and Chick-fil-a all used headsets I could pick up on the headset from my job. Someone was fucking with you.

>>18195775
I don't think lying to old people fucks anyone up

>>18188152
Is the scariest part of this story the existential crisis you must have felt typing this story out when you realized you work at a fucking haunted fast food joint?

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>>18198764
I love in Phoenix, AZ. My Nana said this happened to my Tata when he was a teenager. She said its the devil.

>>18194147
I'm in the telecom biz as an RF comm technician too. I haven't seen anything weird but know a guy who works for one of the major cell providers here where I live. This article was recently in the news and it brought up 2 incidents he's had in the same general area: http://www.nanaimobulletin.com/news/390757561.html?mobile=true

One night while on-call in 2012 he got a trouble ticket for a cell site on top of a local hill known as Little Mountain. He said he stepped outside to admire the clear night and was surprised to see a glowing sphere cruising silently above the treetops in the wide valley below him and heading in a westerly direction towards a line of mountains known as Mt.Arrowsmith massif. He stood there stunned because he hard a difficult time comprehending what he was seeing. The sighting lasted about a minute or more until the object was lost in the distance.

His 2nd one was on top of a mountain overlooking a lake west of the incident described above. Late afternoon, he was packing tools onto a quad preparing to seal up the comm shack when he heard something with weight behind it sounding like it was walking on two legs just off in the tree line (the cell site is shared with other radio users and located in a clear cut). What creeped him out was everytime he heard the noise and he stopped to listen to get a better bearing on it, "it" stopped too. That was his nope moment and he hurried out of there. I think he said that was in fall 2011. The area is known for A LOT of Boq (..local native name for sasquatch..) sightings and footprints.

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>>18188152
>Be me 18
>Decide to go to mountains
>neat hotel I see
>I stay there on the second floor
>2 am I hear kids knock on my door and giggle intensly
> go to door giggling stops and no one is there
>nope the fuck out of there.
>look up hotel on google
>turns out it is insanely haunted
>fucking Stanley Hotel in Estes Park


Got pic related in basement when I decided to take their tour to see shit a few weeks later.

>>18199196
Obviously for sharts and giggs.

>>18199405
I see what you did there

>>18199761
>work stories

>>18198793
Did you ever have significantly older women check you out? I swore for the 4 weeks I was working there I was being eyed up and down by some half dozen milfs. It didn't help when one of their husbands noticed it and promised threats of "rabbit stew". The guy was built like a beefed up linebacker so I was really taken off guard.

Offhand though, bitches really do dig the mascots.

>>18199268
Wierd my homie told me about that earlier today.
>>18199295
Its a stupid meme for stupid kids.

>>18189134
>>18197228
It sounds like you just worked with a bunch of idiots.

>>18198048
>people swallowing bait this weak

>>18199296

Either side of every other letter on the alphabet

>>18191685
Why do you care so much, anon? At least OP isn't a NEET.

>>18196969
Your post makes it sound like you are

>>18195427
Enjoy your fucking indigestion and diarrhea

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>>18199761
I stayed in Estes Park two summers ago, really a beautiful town but I wouldn't be Suprised if weird shit happened there the locals are just strange

>>18188152
>work in a 120 year old mill building
>have my workshop set up in the basement
>unexplored tunnels throughout basement for old heating system
>have recurring dreams of calling into the tunnels and finnaly getting a response
>don't go anywhere in basement without copius amounts of light
fuck this shit
fuck that shit and fuck you people.

>>18200307
Fuck off.

I used to work at a summer camp and had a few odd experiences there
>2nd summer working there
>nothing paranormal so far
>counselors come running up to the staff lounge freaking out
>start yelling about ghosts fucking with them down at the waterfront cabin

here's the thing about this fucking cabin that they were talking about, its the most stereotypical camp-horror-movie cabin. It's away from all the other cabins kind of hidden behind some trees, in front of the lake.
It's an old cabin that we pretty much just use for storage now because of where its located. It hasn't been maintained in years so it looks pretty beat up.
Anyways
>a bunch of us head down there, mostly just joking about it
>we all sit around the cabin and start shooting the shit
>I hear tapping from the inside
>I look at the 2 guys sitting next to me, they heard it too
>no one else heard it
>go back the next night on my own
>sit next to it for probably 30 mins
>hear low moaning coming from the inside
>nope
few more if interested

>>18189094
I was spooked until you say his name, it cracked me up too much.
"Guapo" means good looking in spanish, the "-ito" it's a reduction of the word, and it has another use; so he's either small or ugly as fuck.
Particularly, being "guapo" in my country is being brave, manly or violent.
Spanish is beautiful.

>>18199372
wtf that broom thing is fucking creepy. I don't like that at all!

>>18199376
HAH! That's bizarre.

>>18201858
>few more if interested
you know you're going to post them anyway, why even ask?

>>18199812
Yeah I actually fucked a few cheerleaders from my school from it when I did it in college

>>18201596
Get a lantern and a camera or use your cell for both, go wander into the darkness and record it for us. Don't die though or we'll never see the footage.

>Worked at McDonald's
>It is a normal evening except we are kind of swamped with many orders.
>We fall about 15 seconds behind target time while stile rushing as fast as we can.
>So many people are in the store, that the atmosphere becomes an indistinguishable cacophony of voices.
>Suddenly one of them cuts through the crowd and gets louder and louder.
>An enormous 400 lbs+ middle aged fat women steps behind the counter and starts yelling at us.
>DAMN, I NEED TO EAT.
>I NEED TO EAT.
>I NEED TO EAT, DAMN.
>I think to myself: "bitch, you're the last person who needs to eat right now."
>She has a skinny little daughter who appears malnourished and looks to be 3 or 4 years old.
>The girl says in a soft voice: "mommy I'm hungry".
>The whale of a woman turns to her child, stoops over, looks her in the face, and shouts:
>SHUT UP, I'M HUNGRIER.
>Our manager has to step out and distract the woman while we make her order.
>We eventually have to cobble together pieces of other people's orders and offer it to her like a sacrifice to keep her at bay.
>She doesn't seem to mind as she scoffs the whole thing down quicker than she can unwrap it.
>The daughter never got a single bite.

>>18189231
>>18189896

Nah, it's the temperature of the air in the space that creates a vacuum. You open the door and hot air rushes in. Then when the door is closed, the volume of hot air that is now inside contracts, and thus the pressure inside the room drops. Remember the ideal gas law:
PV=nRT

V, R, and n are constant, so as T drops, the P must drop as well. Freezers do have fans, but they just circulate the air to keep air moving across the condensers and thus keeping the air cold.

Because the pressure drops, the overall pressure in the space is lower than the pressure outside. The pressure outside thus pushes on the door more forcefully than the pressure inside, making the door hard to open.

>>18189094
Does it feel scarier that there was actually something in the dark that time? Instead of it normally turning out to be nothing?

>>18198048
The average person in the military is stupid as fuck. When you need guys at a certain place at a certain time, you want to make damn sure they don't show up 12 hours late or 12 hours early.

>>18197019
Eh, part time, minimum wage jobs can be comfy if you're just doing them for extra spending money while in school. The work is brain dead easy, and when you don't give a shit about being fire it's easy enough to just ignore all the shit you get on the job. You usually have pretty cool coworkers who are either like you, or have been there so long that nothing about the job bothers them.

>>18188152
>being a wageslave

>>18189892
I worked in the deli in a grocery store and we had rules like that. Supposedly they started being strict about taking extra food because some people in the bakery would make an extra cake and if it didn't sell they just take it. But the amount of food just thrown away while I worked there baffled me. In the deli, once a big hunk of meat gets small enough you can't really make cuts or sell it, so we'd throw away 2-3 pounds worth of meats and cheeses all the time. Just the ends, but still. I stopped giving a shit about the rules about a week in, and would just stash what I could and eat it for lunch, shit was cash.

On top of that, my store made rotisserie chickens in the deli, which can only sit out for something like 4 hours before they are rotated. If we had time during the day (usually didn't), we were supposed to take off the breast meat and store it in a freezer to make chicken salad. Normally we could only do this when we collected the last round of chickens around 9pm. This is also when the deli closed, and you sell the least chickens during this time, so we'd have literally 1-2 dozen full chickens left over to process. Normally we'd do a few and just eat the rest right there, shit was cash.

Like I mentioned here,
>>18202934
minimum wage jobs can be pretty sweet if you don't need the cash for real obligations besides beer money. I ate like a king while I worked there. (Well, a king who shops at a grocery store).

>>18197891
Latinos don't joke about paranormal shit. They bake their tortillas with delicious superstition infused flour for an optimal dining experience.

>>18202057
I've almost mastered French and Spanish is next on the list for sure. I love the language in general

Guys I got stories of my house would any like to hear? Also don't know how to green test :(

>>18203355
Just put a
> before your text

>>18199486
She was just so incredibly particular, any sort of hiccup to her routine could be detrimental for her. OCD, fag

>>18202951
>being homeless/living with your parents

>>18203355
>I got stories of my house
>what is a work story
Make or find another greentext thread, I can't think of any way you could rationalize 'stories of my house' going here.

>>18191949
>>18191941
you type like a fucking autist with pencils for fingers

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>>18201596
Entrance #1

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>>18201596
>>18204398
Entrance#2

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>>18204407
Entrance#3

>>18203086
This.
My girlfriends dad believes in all that voodoo shit, he used to live in guatamala and is superstitious as all hell. Not to say I'm not superstitious as all hell just very true stereo type.

>>18204398
>>18204407
>>18204414

Can't you just cover them up or block them?

>>18204762
What's the fun in that

>>18204799
Not being kill by spooky tunnel monsters?

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>>18204901
If I think you're being mean, you are being mean.

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>worked a service desk for a shitty phone company in the inner city
>urban youth and adults come in and yell at me all damn day
>one lady is upset about something in her contract, its friday and most of the people have gone home, tell her theres nothing I can
>"I DO NAWT ACCPET THAT"
>I dont care, theres physically nobody in this building that can assit you
>"I WANT YOUR NAME YOUNG MAN, CAUSE YOU DID NAWT MEET MY NEEDS TODAY AS A SERVER"
>tell her my name, shes writing it it down in a notepad
>"I WANT YOUR LAST NAME TOO"
>yeah, nah you dont get to know that
>"I DONT CARE, I WANT YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME AND A MANAGER"
>loose my shit,its friday I dont even like this job, tell her to get out of the fucking building or ill have the cops come and drag her out or ill do it my self
>she marches out, talks (yells) at assistant manager at the door and pointing at me and storms out
>AM comes over, "Anon that customer said you were rude and didnt help her, is that true"
>yeah, she wanted to talk to people who werent here and then wanted my personal information.
>"anon, we need to meet EVERY requirement for the customers, they depends on us for it, how would you feel if.."
>Im still going home and...wait,did you..
>"well yes, she wanted your name and somebody to refer to so I gave her them. thats called building a respectful.."
>you dumb mother fucker (didnt actually say that, just stared at him and asked if he knew what he just did was dangerous and stupid)
>"anon, youre being a bit paranoid, dont you think"
>two days later im leaving my building, get approached by two dudes asking if I live here, tell them yes
>"yo must be anon then and you were being really fucking rude to my MA, boy"
>they circle me and close in, I pop the truck to my car and pull out my .22 rifle I shoot with
>both take off running down the street
>go to work, yell at AM in front of everyone saying if he ever gives out my info like that again ill put his head through a fucking wall and THEN quit

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>>18205002
>this
>creepy
That belongs on https://notalwaysright.com/, not /x/.

>>18198048
Because it's efficient you faggot.

>>18198969
Ooh sounds interesting. Bumping for this story

>>18189094
Are you both grills?

>>18189231
When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store with freezers. They all had this red emergency button for this reason.

>working construction
>on the backhoe
>not licensed for it but small company and the normal guy is sick
>fuck yea, get to wreck shit
>digging into this small, but relatively steep/high hill given it's foot print, to use as back fill dirt for other spots on the site
>Just fucking wrecken er.
>All the sudden I see something that looks like a skull.....
>get out and investigate
>bones all over the goddam place that I was digging up for 20 mins thinking they were just rocks

I tore up an indian burial ground subbing in for some fucker playing hooky. Never had anything bad come of it but it gives me the heeby jeebies from time to time thinking about it.
>

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>>18205002
That makes me so fucking mad

>>18203249
Some spanish dialects of centre and south america can greatly differ. Also you'll not find a less racist or easily offended countries than here, we do what we want and we give a shit what you think or say about us lol.

>>18205774
You fucked up big time anon

>>18205774
Congrats, you're the background character in innumerable horror movies that starts the whole thing off

I worked in the kitchen in a military base and had a few spoopy things happen. I worked night crew and one day maybe 30 mins before my shift the power went out on base, I called my Sgt hoping I would get the day off but he told me to come in and we can work in the dark, we were in charge of prep so no big deal. I got there and the civilian ladies we worked with were all joking about maybe getting the day off but we knew the power would eventually come back. Anyways I started preparing my work area, getting everything I was going to need, and measuring ingredients when one of the civilian ladies came up to me and said "haha very funny you thought you were going to scare me" I didn't know what she was talking about but I didn't say anything. I guess when she went to a different part of the building to get something she needed there was something in the darkest corner whispering at her. I just laughed and pretended it was me. It couldn't of been my Sgt because he was in the office talking to his ex wife and there was no one else there yet. I never told her but I use to get the worst feeling going in that part of the building and I would never want to look in that corner.

>>18206139
Same building a few years later, I got put in charge of the night crew. Now I mostly do easy work and have a younger girl so the work I use to do, we also make a meal of about 70 for the night shift workers. Then we get like a break from 1:30 to 4:00 because it would be to early to start breakfast for the morning shift. During this break time we would either catch up on work, do paper work, or if we were ahead chill, maybe watch TV in the eating area. The girl I was in charge of would sometimes bring her laptop to do school work, watch movies and sit in the eating area. I needed her for some reason so I I looked in the eating area and all the lights were off, I was walking slowly because it was dark and I was hoping to hear her so I would know where to look. I didn't see her or the light from her laptop but then all of a sudden I heard something say "hey" I can't describe it but it sounded like a person but with static. I froze, I didn't want to move because I couldn't tell where it came from. When I finally found her she wasn't even in that side of the building and there would have been no way I could have possibly have heard her. I asked the the civilian manager and she had never left her office and there was no way it could have been her either. A lot of the civilians that had worked there for years had stories. The Asian ladies would say there was a ghost lady and I guess a few of them have seen her multiple times

>>18205774
What the fuck didn't they get a test pit dug

Like you legally have to do that, and if they find shit you're not allowed to keep building

>>18205045
spooks are allowed on /x/

>>18191941
did you get an mri to make sure your organs aren't backwards or something?

>if theyre normal, they just spun them around again.

>>18197228
that jew was a hunter, those are nen abilities.
although even ill admit being able to sense peoples personalities through handshakes is a very jewish nen ability.

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>>18202704
That makes me sad. I have seen things like that before. Ham planets just stuffing their face and their kids just looking at them.

I hope this happens to that fatty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s

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>be me
>working at rennovating an old run down 1920s movie theatre that has been shut down for years
>always hear it is haunted, but I never saw anything in the few years I work there
>feel like spirits wont fuck with me, because im taking good care of the place
>start to slack off in my work
>notice a shift in the vibe of the place
>working alone one day cleaning off the stage, no one else in the building
>hear footsteps coming up from the basement beneath the stage
>immediately head out the emergency exit.
>stop at the doorway, because it could be an actual person robbing us or something
>grab a metal bar and head to the basement
>empty
>after that the place never felt the same and I was afraid since
>eventually quit

>>18197171
Holy shit, this one gave me maximum spoops.

>>18199296
Peoria

>>18198764
This sound so fucking interesting
I want to befriend this devil dog thing
Give meat to him

I work overnight at home depot. Nothing happens

>>18188152
>drive for a taxi company
>pick up customer, he lives in a trailer about 15 miles out of town, only house on his dirt road.
>have to take a sharp right turn off dirt road and then you are on his property
>drop him off, it's about 3 in the morning
>takes no more than a minute to collect fare and give change
>he gets out, I flip around and turn left to get back on dirt road and head towards town
>about 200 yards down dirt road, there is a small fire on the side of the road.
>I pull over, look at it, it's setup like a camp fire. Sticks very neatly places and a circle of rocks formed around it
>take flashlight out and make sure no one on foot is around
>nope
>put it out and drive back to town

It was really creepy because no one was on that road, at all, I would have noticed and seen a vehicle if it drove down the dirt road, and it definitely wasn't there when I was driving the customer home. It still gives me the creeps

>working my first job, at a McDonald's believe it or not
>my second ever night shift, everything is going normally
>boss comes into my office and tells me to get some meat out of the freezer to make one hamburger
>grab a cube of meat from the freezer and cut it open
>the fucking thing is filled with maggots and some sort of fungus
>call the head chef over
>"Nah, that's pretty normal"
>Think nothing of it, until my shift is over
>As soon as I get outside, some enormous object is coming over the horizon
>It almost seems to be shimmering, and it causes me extreme pain if I look directly at it
>Rush to get home as fast as I can as it flies up and up into the sky

I think it was a skinwalker.

I worked at a supermarket until recently and heard tales of the White Pants Man.

Basically, it's some bald dude in white pants that people see around the store and in cameras, but you never, ever see him come in or out, not in any security footage. You just suddenly see him around the store like he was already there.
Of course, you can't just follow him to see where he goes because the manager immediately gives you shit if you're faffing around instead of arranging the shelves like you're supposed to. Never saw him but people who had access to the cameras said you could spot him on most days and he seemed to intentionally try to stay away from employees.

As for things that did happen to me, I got cursed. There as this time this smelly gypsy cunt tried to pull a scheme on me to get some extra change and I caught on. I called him on his bullshit and threatened to call the manager, so he started chanting some weird shit and ran off. The next morning he was at the front of the supermarket with an old gypsy woman and she kept saying something at the building, we were all inside having breakfast before opening up so all we did was laugh at them. In the next few days my mother crashed her car and had to pay a buttload for repairs, my father lost his wallet, I got 120 euros missing from my register and my dog got an ear infection that took weeks to heal, among other, smaller shit.
Just to prove further that gypsies are fucking scum, the guy went back there with his wife and bought a bunch of shit while trying not to laugh at me and actually winked at me as he left.

>>18206283
Yeah, but the post I was replying to was NOT spooks.

>>18199376
>Frogbox

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>>18195440
To cuddle...

>>18202704
Fake and gay

>>18188152
youre coworker is a sarcastic bitch you should rape her

>>18207932
Really. That's the story in this thread you pick out as fake.

>>18207465
So that's their biggest secret...

>>18198969
bump for this

Heres my story:
>Im having sex with a female coworker in the burger king bathroom.
>Its late probably around 11 or 12 o clock
>in the middle of my fuckfest I hear laughing.
>deep sounding laughter from the next stall.
>I zip up my pants and go to check.
>Aint nobody there.
>I get creeped out and lose my boner.
>Keep seeing shadows out of the corner of my eye the rest of the night.
>Start hearing rumours that the place is haunted.
>A few nights later I go in the bathroom and I hear laughing again.
>Shit my pants
>Quit
>Not even good pussy could keep me there.

>>18191328
could've been killed dude

>>18207611
Curses are stupid, your family seems to be just dumb like everyone in Eurokistan.

>>18207614
you didnt get the joke, did you?

>>18208419
Clearly not, please explain what and where the joke was.

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>>18189134
jews believe in ghosts?

>>18188152
maybe had a truck and drove over the curb

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>>18208598
full image friendo
:^)

>>18194147
Ive heard this pasta several times

>>18199368
Implying ghosts are real.

>>18209272
Implying ghosts aren't real.

>>18208278
Are you Humpty?

>>18188152
>Headsets beep if someone pulls up or reverses out

No they don't

>>18202869
Nigga your smart ass shouldn't be on 4chan

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i have a good one
>be myself
>bus driver
>shift starts at 5am and i live a half hour from work
>i go out to my driveway at around 4:15am so i can show up early for my shift as usual
>i notice something off about my car
>man door hand hook car door

>>18209817
Whoa

>>18208461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjMzrCMW9Q

get it now?

>>18195775
That would be 0300. 1500 is 3:00 PM

>>18209817
Woahg

Alright boys, here's mine.
>Be ELT on a submarine in drydock
>Be on duty section
>Qualifying Shutdown Roving Watch, standing as a UI with my Chief as my OI.
>Boring as fuck, do 3 tours of all spaces and plant's still in the same condition
>Spend most of the watch shooting the shit with Chief and the Shutdown Rx Operator.
>Lights Flicker
>SRO looks at EPCB (electric pannel) and sees the starboard motor generator was tripped.
"Go check it out Anon."
>Go into Aux machinery room, all the lights are off. Even the DC battle lanterns that are operated by fucking batteries
"Fuck."
>click on flashlight, climb down ladder to lower level where the Motor Generators are.
>Walk over, the MG's manual trip switch was in the trip position.
>Open case, reset it, call SRO on the growler and tell him.
>Silence
>Start to nope the fuck out of there.
>climb back up, hear loud bang down in lower level as I'm about to go through ER access hatch
"Fuck!"
>Jump through hatch, dog it shut, run into maneuvering and tell Chief and SRO what happened.
>They nervous laugh it off, I refuse to go back in there.
>Blaze logs for rest of watch, refuse to leave maneuvering
>relief shows up
>Let him know about the spooky shit during turnover
>he calls me a pussy, then undogs door and walks into AMR.
>Comes back pale as a fucking ghost, tells me there's carbon-dust handprints all over the motor generator.
"I had it, you got it."
>leave boat
>sleep with all lights on and ka-bar in hand for the night
>nothing else happened, other shipmate refuses to talk about it. Chief still gives me shit about it though.

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>>18207932
You obviously don't live in America.

>>18210139
Only other spooky thing that's happened on the boat is shit would go missing.
Not 'bilge monster ate my pen' missing, BIG shit like fire extinguishers, dosimetry equipment, pump impellers, etc.

>>18208278
>Shit my pants

You could have just used the toilet instead.

No stories yet.

Just started doing environmental testing stuff at a lab, working the late shift all summer. (it's noon-9pm) so it's just been getting dark when I'm getting off. It'll probably get weirder when the days are shorter.

The spookiest thing is, no security, no buddy system when leaving. It's no holds bar "let's get robbed!" type shit.

Worst part is, there's an abandoned 13 story tall hotel like 2 blocks away. You can literally see it from the break room, with all of its broken windows and spooky promises.

>>18207465
we see you

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>>18209459
They do, there's a
Sensor in front of the talk box and if you reverse out it beeps again

>>18188152
Mcdonalds typical scary story but happened to me.
>decided to work overnight a few years ago extra etc w/e
>typical night as usual few drunks, shit dies out around 3am or so.
>need to change drive thru menu outisde every time at 4am,no big deal.
>walk out with manager bc this a company policy etc.
>fucking freezing my balls off, old palm tree near drive thru menu
>change menu , realized its fucking silent no birds chirping.
>all of a sudden a cold gust of wind hits and then hear a lady crying but with such a gut wrenching cry.
>fucking frozen in fear realized the crying noise or lady? is coming from the palm tree, shit is fucking 15 feet tall.wtf.jpg ?
> manager and I go runing back inside fucking scared shitless, "wtf was that anon?".
>scared as fuck for the rest of the shift, go back home have mexican mom.
>tell her the story tells me it was la llorona or some bruja, does the cross on me holy water etc.

end of story not that scary in story mode but completly freaky when it happend.

>>18207611
Here's the immunity cat of anti gypsy curse spells:

Our Father which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.
Amen.

>>18210795
Said three times and cross your body after the third, also it doest hurt if you sing it.. there's a reason we sing praise

>>18207418
depends on the area but that was likely just some drifters/homeless guys lil camp site.
down here you see allot of that if the local police fucks with them hard they will often go off into the woods on some side road and more or less set up.

before the area got a bestbuy some old guy had a whole lil home built for himself right under a old railroad bridge that crossed a river during winter you could kinda see his whole set up if you walked out into the field where they built the bestbuy guy had a pretty nice setup for a homeless dude and this was before we had a crap ton of drifters and junkies hanging around so he pretty much got all the handouts and the cops left him alone for various reasons.

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>Used to work as an overnight cashier
>10/10 easy job, literally just stand there and ring someone up every 20 minutes or so
>Got boring, had to come up with mental games to keep myself entertained
>Started counting how many people came in then subtracting them as they left so I'd know exactly how many people were in the store at one time
>One night the last person leaves, start walking over to the magazine rack because fuck the police
>Hear someone else coming up to register
>The fuck
>I'd been keeping track, of all people entering and leaving, there should be nobody in the store
>Sure enough, guy in a big brown coat walks towards door (not unusual, was winter)
>As he passes me on his way out, he turns and smiles a big toothy grin at me
>Stopped counting customers after that

Seems silly, but I still wonder sometimes how the fuck this guy got in there.

I've posted some spooky stories of my current job in a old court house building, still being used. Some stories I posted, I think, was of shotgun Joe. A homeless man who was found dead in one of the secret rooms in this building and how everything was dropped. Like as if his death never happened. Sheriff's even told me to never bring it up again. Another is people hearing a dog barking in the walls to later find a dog's rotten corpse that has been dead for years or the mystery shadow asshole. I have more I never mentioned, even some that was recent.

>>18209942
Nope.

>>18210795
That doesn't work, I tried it.

When I moved on to praising Satan he not only lifted the curse but also gave me free wifi.

>>18209449
Max par

femanon here, worked night shift at a jack in the box on the outskirts of los angeles, place was haunted as shit

a coworker confessed his love for our manager, got rejected, and killed himself. it pretty much made the worst shit happen. doors would lock, lights would flicker and go out, occasionally we got these weird tremors that would throw things off shelves but wasn't an earthquake etc etc

the worst time i was working it was me, a manager, and the cook, both guys. he goes "hey anon go grab some shit from the freezer before a car comes". yea alright whatever so I go back and hear whispering from the headset, chopped up cause the signal's shitty in the freezer. i go to open the door and it won't budge, it doesn't have a lock and it opens in so i'm freaked out. think it's manager playing a joke so i just wait a minute, and then the lights go out
it's cold and i'm fucking done so i start yelling, and i swear to god the shelves just collapse. all the boxes come down and are thrown everywhere, i can't see shit, it's terrifying

manager hears the noise and comes back, i'm bruised up and scared shitless under a pile of hamburger meat, and the cameras caught it all. i quit not long after.

>>18201596
The campus i guard has tunnels too. I have a bunchof go pro footage of the.entire.system, ill see if i can post it on jew tube when i get home. The tunnel system.has been around since the 1870s, it pretty spooky, but i havent ever had anything bother me. I also have recurring dreams about finding the deeper tunnels, and getting fucking lost in them.

>>18211322
spooks are a slang term for niggers
the OP in that story almost got culturally enriched by niggers by his dumbass boss
spooks also refer to spooky things on /x/

>>18202869
thanks physics-chan

>>18202869
lmfao shut the fuck up you retard, the pressure difference isn't enough to cause that kind of suction

This one legit just happened to me last night.

>Burger king
>10:30 PM
>just me and my friend blair in the kitchen
>tasha my manager in the front
>basically no orders for the past hour so we are pretty relaxed
>all of a sudden the beep goes off for when a car is in the drive thru
>"Hello thank you for choosing burger king, how can I take your order?"
>somebody fucking screams straight into the mic
>sounds like some coked up 4 year old
>manager shuts off the headset
>we see the car
>drives at like 0.5 mph to the window
>it is some old man
>manager opens the window and screams what the hell is wrong with him
>he just sits there and stares at her wide eyed
>she closes the window
>he continues to sit there and stare for two minutes
>manager is properly scared now, but pisssed off too
>she opens the window
>"Are you gonna order something?!?"
>he continues to stare
>"What the hell do you want!?!?"
>he smiles and gets really close to the window while still staring and says this to her
>"Im just sitting her thinking about how short life can be sometimes."
>she slams window shut and calls cops
>the guy drives off

>cops get there and look at security cams
>dude had no tags on car and no liscence plate
>he just drove off
>they never found him

I can't make this shit up

>>18214010
>They never found him
>This one legit just happened to me last night
Give the cops some time anon, jesus

I'm a sailor serving in the US Navy. I'm going to use a lot of naval terms and I'll explain what they mean. So my experience happened in January 2013 while I was standing sound and security which is a watch where you rove around the ship taking readings off of various equipment, and general security onboard USS Defender MCM 2 (a minesweeper) stationed in Sasebo, Japan. During this time the ship was going through a repair period. The crew was moved off the ship to berthing shacks on the pier. So only the OOD (officer of the deck) and my self were the only personnel on the ship at that time. The ship had thin planks of wood on the deck to protect it from becoming damaged. One night I was standing watch from 0000-0400 and I was sitting in CCS (central control station) and I heard foot steps on the deck. At first I thought it must be the EDO (engineering duty officer) walking around making sure I was doing what I was supposed to be doing. So I paid no attention to the sound. 30 minutes go by and I hear the foot steps again. Now I'm thinking "what the hell" so I walk out of CCS in the the passageway to see if someone was there. I call out the EDOs name, but no body answered. So as I turn to walk back into CCS I hear the foot steps again this time running straight towards me. So I freak the F out and run up to the quarterdeck where the OOD was stationed. I explained to him what had just happened, and he tells me " oh the shit happens all the time." Apparently some years back an engineer had hung himself from the ladder well the went down into the engine space. To this day I still get chills thinking about that night it was one of the creepiest experiences of my life.

>>18213896
Could be if there's a large amount of cold air on the inside.

>work as a teacher
>upstairs employee bathroom requires a key to open
>if someone is inside and locks it an "occupied" sign appears like in a plane's lavatory
>door requires a lot of force to pull back and lock so it's noisy
>sometimes early in the morning I go to use it and I see it's occupied and the lights on, can even see the shadows of feet moving beneath the crack
>wait around about 10 to 15 feet away with no one around me, classes haven't started yet
>look back at the door and the light is off and the occupied sign is gone
>there was never anyone there to begin with

This has happened twice to me and this is my first year working at this school. I'd like to believe in ghosts and shit but honestly this intrigues me since it's more like a closed room mystery.

>>18188152
So mines slightly personal but I've never experienced it
Appearantly there's an auditorium at the movies I work at that's haunted, number 14 to be exact. According to some of my managers they had to renevate it because some one put graffiti in the crawl space under the screen but it wasn't any normal gang tags or teenager stuff it was weird stuff like pentagrams and bible quotes and little stick figures with genitals, now take this with a grain of salt but a few people I work with claim to have seen people in the dark of the theatre after everyone's left or more commonly a figure that appears if you're alone, though I've been alone many times In there and have never noticed it...

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>>18204414
Ayy lmao

not really work related, but it fits the thread I guess

>be 13, in boarding school
>newly built building on previously empty land, old one couldn't hold enough boarders
>we were the first students to live in it
>have to do homework from 5-6, then it's dinner in a hall across the road
>behind on some shit so I was 5 minutes late, finish it up and leave my dorm
>entire floor is empty, even the assistant housemaster isn't in the living room like he usually is
>looking back on it I realise this was illegal
>grade 7/8 are in the below ground floor, so I have to take elevator or stairs to go up to the ground floor (grade 9/10)
>room on the left hand side as you exit the elevator has been empty all term, guy who lived in it got an infection in his leg and got really sick
>felt uneasy since leaving my dorm, that "watched" feeling (I was a paranoid kid though)
>ground floor has two living rooms, both of them have no lights on (this never happens)
>the three housemasters / supervisors for this floor aren't around either
>walking faster than usual, approaching the dorm on the left on the way to the lobby
>just get this feeling in my head that something terrible is in "that" dorm, irrational fear of absolutely nothing kicks in, pick up the pace
>the lights are out and the shutters are closed (why do this for an empty dorm?) and the door is propped open a little with a rubber doorstop
>pass the room and calm down completely, almost at the lobby now, calling myself silly for worrying so much in my head
>just as i'm rounding the corner for the lobby, a single inhuman scream (stereotypical horror movie shit, I know) comes directly from the dormitory, behind me
>catches me off guard, break into panicked sprinting (knees low to the ground with short and erratic paces)
>feel like there's something right behind me, don't even think to turn around
>reach the lobby, the lobby desk is fucking empty and the spanish girl usually there on mondays has gone home early
cont.

>>18214425
>the old boarding house just across the lawn is still occupied by the grade 12s
>thankfully the housemaster is on the lawn, yell at her for help repeatedly
>she's extremely casual about someone sprinting towards her like a maniac
>say something along the lines of "someone is screaming in anon's room"
>very calmly says "i'll take a look"
>she walks into the new boarding house, and I head to dinner
>explain it to the others at the dinner table
>surprisingly they don't think i'm batshit insane and listen to the story
>returning to the house after dinner, walking up the hill
>the shutters on the windows are open now, the light in the dorm is still off
>pass it with a group of 12-15 people this time on the way to the elevator
>the door is the exact fucking same as it was before the housemaster went in to "take a look"
>think nothing of it and go to sleep easily (i had a roommate in my dorm which helped)
>spot the grade 12 housemaster at breakfast the next morning
>ask her if she found anything on the way to the toaster
>"what are you talking about?"
>say "the screaming in the room?"
>legitimately has no idea what i'm talking about, treats me like a crazy person
>"oh, I must of had a nightmare last night"
>sit back down for breakfast, ask the others if they remember sitting down and talking about the screaming last night
>"yeah"
>left the school 5 months later to move home for regular schooling
still freaks me the fuck out thinking about it 6 years later

>>18188152
> "Crispy Buttermilk meal with a large Hi-C."
Fake and gay

>>18189231
Well fuck you science fag and your explanations.

>>18214425
>>18214475
forgot to add
>about a week (give or take) after this happened a grade 11 canadian exchange student starts doing weird shit
>normally well behaved, kept to himself and played shit on the school laptops
>story eventually makes it from the top floor to the bottom, not sure how much of it got skewed in the process
>he was waking up and screaming obscenities, wandering down the hallway shirtless after hours and banging stuff
>housemasters tell him to knock it off and the kid laughs about it like it's some sort of casual / normal thing to be doing
>on the weekend they do their usual trip to the city to buy stuff, the canadian kid comes with them
>while waiting at the train station, he flicks a 2 dollar coin onto the tracks
>he climbs down past the yellow line and picks it up
>they all yelled shit at him, asking him what the fuck he's doing
>apparently he stood on the tracks insulting all of his friends for a matter of minutes before crossing onto the grassy hill on the other side of the tracks as a train approached
>he got expelled shortly after

>>18209817
this fucking meme

>>18214556
Bagged milk is the spookiest shit, no wonder he went mad. Also decent greentext, got more?

>>18214591
that's the only remotely paranormal thing that's happened to me outside of your usual "bump in the night" or "phone ringing" ones

>>18201858
Sounds like some of the campers where getting a tad frisky

>>18211370
Isn't that the restaurant that closed down after it killed hundreds of children with tainted food?

>>18188152
Mine is a little different, here goes.

Some background: I work part-time at an after school care/holiday program at the local community center. The center is run by the local church, and we use the same buildings. I've been a permanent fixture around this place forever - it's been our family church since moving to this country, my band uses it for rehearsal space, mom works at the center preschool, I went to the after school program myself until I was old enough to start working there, been working for seven years now - so I know a lot more about the history of this place than most.

>church gets funding to fix up the main hall where the after school program is run
>it's almost 100 years old and falling to pieces at this point, leaking asbestos like a sieve
>had a creepy atmosphere ever since I can remember
>lights flicker randomly, floorboards creak without anyone stepping on them, spooky echoes everywhere
>things fall over and off the walls for no reason (like the TV - almost brained a kid when it came down too)
>often feels like stuff gets moved around randomly
>It's... okay during the day for the most part, but no one ever wants to be the first one there in the morning or the last one there at night
>we're all pretty glad to be rid of the place
>I get roped into helping pack the place up before demolition
>we're clearing out the basement storage rooms
>if the upstairs rooms are spooky, the basement is ten times worse
>the echoes are much louder down here, lots of other creepy sounds too, like banging doors, soft laughter, sometimes sounds like a kid crying
>and like a cat meowing

>>18214835
>while shifting boxes out of the basement, we find that half the wall has rotted away behind them
>not really surprising since the walls are made of cardboard
>co-worker flashes his torch around in the exposed wall cavity
>suddenly freaks out
>"What the fuck anon, there's bones down here!"
>other co-worker says it's probably from mice or something
>I have a sick feeling I know what it is, and it's not a mouse
>"It's definitely not from a mouse... looks like a cat skeleton"
>suspicionconfirmed.jpg

You see, when I was a kid at the after school program, we had a pet cat at the center. It was getting on a bit in years and had started to go a bit senile, and would flip out at tiny shadows and screech and claw at the walls constantly. Well one day a couple of the older kids had gotten sick of it screeching while they were trying to watch TV, so they beat the cat to death and crammed it into the wall cavity through the gap behind the radiator. There were very few other witnesses (myself being one of them) and obviously us younger kids weren't going to snitch so they got away with it. Even now, most people think the cat just went missing, and got itself stuck in the wall cavity somehow and died.

Aside from finding that skeleton again, which brought up memories I would really rather forget, this story is creepy to me because I feel like the atmosphere of that place is what drove the cat insane, and also what drove those kids to murder it. It always had a really bad vibe to it.

>>18197462
Lost my shit, golden comment there Dark Flame Master.

>>18196969
King of 69

>>18211166
PLEASE POST MORE I REMEMBER YOUR THREAD!!!!!

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>>18191308
>lights are off
>power cuts off
>all that's illuminating the shop is the van
>which has its lights off

>>18214591
What's wrong with bagged milk?

>>18191806
Just depends on where you work. You probably will just be bored most of the time. The hotel I work at it floats between mind breaking boredom and helllscape with a bit of spooky on top.

>>18197019
>I would rather be dead then work

You have zero room for any opinion, and in fact, should be banned

>>18197384
No, it really doesn't. It was an hour old, why would you still want it

>>18199761
The fucking Shining Hotel and you didn't know it was haunted?

>>18194147
>working for Metro PCS

>>18204762
Not him, but probably not. They probably made the access holes to get to vital systems and need them open for said vital systems

>>18205002
Bull. Fucking. Shit.

>>18215637
You're having a hard time believing a black person was a violent psycho?

>>18198969
I remember that. Weren't the windows on the inside converted in black, swirling smoke or something and the floor he was on didn't actually exist in the buildings directory or something.

>>18207611
Sounds like the bald guy is secretly living in the store.

Curses can't do shit to you when you have Jesus on your side.

>>18211370
>Doors would lock
What are time locks?

>Lights would flicker and go out
LA

>We occasionally got these weird tremors
You mean EARTHQUAKES?

>>18213896
Go shut your fridge real quick Bet you it's hard to open. I've nearly toppled mine because of this easily proven effect.

>>18214591
They have bagged milk in America too, dumb ass. Go to a Kwik Trip

>>18215650
I'm having a hard time believing the manager illegally gave out the personal information of an employee and that one TWO nigs showed up to beat up anyone

>work in hospital file room
>get called in on Saturday night because the usual lady is out
>I'm the only one in the whole department, standard procedure for nighttime on a weekend
>turn on some music and settle in at my desk for a boring night of sorting papers
>about 10pm the lights in the room go out, they're tied to a motion sensor and I haven't moved from my desk in like an hour
>continue working, still enough light coming in from the hallway to see what I'm doing
>a little bit later the lights suddenly come back on
>still at my desk, no way I set off the sensor, it takes you walking across the room or flailing your arms like a retard to trigger the thing
>shrug it off as nothing
>later, almost time to finish up, just need to go back up to the floor to get the last of the charts for today
>walk out of the file room and look up just in time to see a guy disappear around the corner down the hall
>can't be anyone who works here, I'm the only male in the entire records department and he wasn't in uniform so can't be security/janitor/maintenance, and the door to this area is keypad locked
>only thing around that corner is a dead end and the bathroom
>bathroom's light is also motion-triggered
>curious who the fuck is down here, peek around the corner
>bathroom door is open, no one inside
>literally nowhere else to go
>stand there dumbfounded
>suddenly bathroom light flicks on
>I'm not even inside
>nope.jpeg
>sprint back to my desk, box up the charts in record time and leave, fuck the other ones day shift can get them tomorrow

>>18188152
hey anyone have an invite to the /x/ discord?

>>18189892
Never understood why fast food places would insist on throwing away food rather than letting you eat it. What a joke.

>>18199376
Sounds like someone pulled off a goddess prank.

>>18198764
This music starts when you see the dog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCrqec5uA4

>>18215850
What kind of experience/education does it take to do your job?

>>18216007
As long as there's someone to train you, none really. What I do is just sorting papers. You just need to know what goes where and a bit of terminology.

>>18216055
Just curious my sister was a nurse. She spent more time doing paperwork than caring for patients.

>>18202925
Another milfag here. I can tell you with absolute certainty that supervision is always reaching towards a goal of having us waiting on them for 12 hours.

>Be in miluhtree
>Be in tech school (Job-specific training after basic training)
>Wake up for graveyard shift classes
>Make muh bed, clean up the room, go to bathroom to shave/brush teeth
>Go back to room to grab hat
>The entire room has had the mattresses flipped, sheets thrown everywhere, every single container dumped out
The sink was actually in the same room as my bed and stuff, this all happened without a sound being made. Didn't see anything going on in the mirror, but when I turned around the place was trashed. Nobody else in the room either.

>>18215776
managers are ass kissers who want to please everyone customer even at the expense of the worker
niggers hunt in packs. Go out side for once and live in the real world

>>18205555
checked

>>18216389
Sorry, I meant to say 'only TWO' not 'one TWO'. I was implying there should have been at least 6 niggers

>>18198969
>Black Hills
I remember this one too, good story

>>18199556
>nana
>tata
How fucking old are you? Cause once you're past the age of 6 you're expected to stop with googoo gaga todler tier gibberish.

>>18194147
>T-Mobile

>>18199353
I remember it too!!

>>18205002
Best rule for all retail: Immediately refer all unreasonable "customers" to the AM. If you have an AM you hate, send them to that one when possible.

>Unreasonable people always demand to "talk to the manager!" So she'll be happy that you're making that easy for her.
>Manager's ego gets puffed up because you named him as The Go-To Guy, and will be in a better mood all day even though you've really just put him in the way of a bucket of shit - they're stupid like that
>You get to stand at the counter and stifle your laughter while the asshole takes all the heat

>>18209817
How did I not see that coming?

>>18214861
Thats so sad :c
poor kitty

>>18210776
I'm actually about to cry because of how sad this cat looks
It looks like someone beat it or something...

>>18215347

He said he'd rather be dead than work at McDonalds, and so would all those people that work there, they just don't have the courage to see it through