INNAWOODS THREAD

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I'm ready for anything

>>18177565
fuck I probably need a melee weapon in chase I run out of bullets, and glow sticks, fucking glow sticks always seem stupid until you need them.

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I'm just walking around close to home, so I don't need much (I'm not camping or anything). If I were going further I'd be carrying water and a lighter.

I've never seen anything scarier than deer and trash (which I usually pick up). Foxes during mating season make spooky noises. Sometimes peoples' dogs come and check me out, but they're just making sure I stay out of their yard (or demanding petting).

I don't feel I have good reason to carry proper weapons. Limits of the program: the toilet paper stands in for a pack of tissues, the duct tape is actually electrical tape, the dried fruit is hard candy.

>>18177603
If you're worried about running out of bullets, carry more spare magazines. If you're not expecting trouble, two refills is borderline paranoia. But if you're wearing body armor (seriously?) you're expecting trouble.

Something melee is entirely justified. The low end, collapsible baton or just a bigger flashlight. Folding knife. Higher threat (or not in public): machete, baseball bat, axe. It really depends on what kind of trouble you're expecting.

The obvious deficiency in your loadout is the lack of a multi-tool. I honestly can't think of a practical use for glowsticks, dim as they are, unless you're worried about ghosts draining your batteries. Best time to get them is after-Halloween sales, stock up. Otherwise, bulk packs over the internet. BudK carries multi-color packs, if we had teammates we could color code.
http://www.budk.com/25-Piece-Light-Stick-Family-Pack-28747

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Whipped this up for an old hunt thread on /k/.

>>18177565
What is that gay pistol and why do you have a spare mag for a rifle?

>>18178856
nice

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>>18177517
Britfag here so I'm fucked in the weapons department unless I can make it to farmland and search for an old rifle or something, maybe that'd be my directive.

I decided to stay very true to what I have in my household, starting with the clothes. The balaclava would actually be more of a keffiyeh made from black cloth. Black beanie is standard headgear, coupled with the winter goggles my face is pretty safe. Winter coat'd keep me warm though I have no armor or vest so the coat is really my only defense. Coat pockets allow me to carry essentials on myself, being a flashlight, multitool, binoculars and a flask.

I only have two bags available and I had to use them sparingly. The one on my leg is actually an old binoculars bag my grandad gave to me, that I'm utilising for other stuff as the binoculars are on my person. Small medkit that I've had laying around for a good number of years. Needle and thread as that is missing from the kit, though it's also useful for reparing clothing. Lighter is standard, also can be used to sterilise.

Then we get onto my main mode of 'defense'. Machete aside I decided to use all of this alcohol I have laying around for a practical purpose, Molotovs! Also brought some empty bottles, rags and tape. I figure my main mode of defense is to use the molotovs more as a distraction and escape route rather than taking any threats head on. Lighter fluid too in case I can't find any more alcohol. The rest of my bag is filled with hardtack and pickled vegetables. Though I'd need to find a food source soon.

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I got my cigarettes and pocket sand, ready to go.

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I could never tell if these threads were for ideal or current.

Ideal

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And what I have if shit hits the fan

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im in my local woodland all the time since a young age so i know my way around well.

this loadout should keep me going for a number of days on my own, but in a real situation i would be with friends and share the load and wheight equaly.

>>18179090
i cant stop laughing at this
>i got my cigarettes and pocket sand, ready to go

Someone post the Stalker bandit one.

>>18179067
>Bin that knoife

>>18179102
they're for both

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I'm just being realistic based on the shit I actually own

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This would be my ideal loadout as I favour snipers hugely. Everything is necessary and/or links for everything.

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Hey guys, just getting ready for my last day at school here.

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>>18180066
>he uses windows default media player

>>18181355
ALL THE OTHER KIDS

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filename

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>this is all i got if i had to get out today.

>>18182276
>Three fucking lighters

Why?

>>18181807
Where is your Tesla armor of the Gannon family??
fuck you didnt even have the fucking Veronica

>>18182327
i have a lot of them and there is no substitute for instant portable fire.

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this is my ayy lmao hunting suit

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>>18177517

Retooled my loadout. Specifically geared for corporeal entities; skinwalkers, wendigo, Ozark Howlers and the like.

Shotgun slugs are proxies for specialized rounds; dragon's breath for wendigo, rock salt for 2spooks, silver or consecrated iron, etc.Notebook contains pertinent info on the hunt, case studies, assorted spells and widgets. You know, normal stuff.

Its a heavy loadout, but I'm assuming I'd be working with others. I'm not one to hunt alone without a fallback. Most of this gear will likely remain at camp until its needed.

>>18182327
Carrying three forms of fire: ideal.
Carrying triplicate of the same form of fire: still really good.

>>18182396
Maybe don't carry them all in the same place, though.

>>18182490
Rock salt shot loads are a good idea. Dragons breath isn't really practical unless the idea is a show of force. It's impressive, but a petrol bomb will give you a lot more actual fire damage. In general, fire isn't something you want to use if you've got a choice, not unless you're willing to carry a fire extinguisher.

As for the rifle, it's certainly not a bad idea, but stuff like skinwalkers (if there is such a thing) aren't likely to be visible to you at range.

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Im just a regular hunter. Trying to survive innawoods. Hope i don't encounter any monsters or shit. Im not sure what guns to use but i think i might some good choices.

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r8 me

>>18182619
Water is heavy (7.5 pounds per gallon), and you're pretty loaded down even without it. If you're not in a desert area or a highly polluted one, you'd be better off with less water and a filtration device. You'll get more use with less weight.

>>18182626
3/10
No backup weapon, nothing melee, no gear, no food or hydration.
You don't carry a wallet? You don't have keys or a cell phone?

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>>18182644
Yeah water is pretty heavy i didn't even think of that. I guess i just need 1 water bottle and when its empty i can refill with a filtration device. I also think i should drop the heater and maybe take a blanket instead. I do though have a problem loading my save. Also im not quite sure if i should change my weapon and ammo? Do you have any advice on how i know that i chose the right ammo for my weapons.
>>18182626
I think you should put a silencer on your weapon.

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I'm special forces recon/sniper.
Not meant to be out too long, just enough to locate, track, kill target.

Extra ammo and redundant navigation gear in case shit goes south.

>>18182574

Skinwalkers take the form of animals;A skinwalker is just as liable to be shot at range as any animal who's form it takes.

Wendigo, in particular, need fire (or, more to the point, heat) in order to destroy the frozen heart. Given the speed at which they move, you're not hitting one with a molotov.

>>18182340
What I was trying to go for was the survivalist from HH.

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wish we could actually play this shit like running around surviving and killing. Not sure if there is games like that? Not fps though.

>>18182626
ahh nu chiki briki

>>18182734
would be pretty sweet

>>18182690
So you're going to shoot everything that moves in case it's a skinwalker? I mean, that's certainly an effective tactic, but it entails a lot of collateral damage.

Try shooting a dragon's breath shell at a frozen steak and see how good that works. It's not saying there's no bite, but they're mostly bark.

But you're right, a molotov cocktail is not terribly fast or accurate. Better to chuck a bunch of unlit ones in the general direction of something and if you get fuel on it then you light it with the shotgun.

>>18181355
In the song they very clearly say the gun is a "six shooter". Edit your image accordingly.

>>18182673
Gun choice depends entirely on what you're needing it for, which is in your case is ostensibly hunting. What you'd be hunting, and your tactics, are factors to consider.

Let's say you're got yourself a buck tag, and /k/ sold you on a nugget (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosin%E2%80%93Nagant). Is the pistol a .22 for plinking, or a .45 in case of bears? You live there, you'd know better than me.

As regards heat, blankets are a good idea, but they only help hold your body heat. You're going to be dressing appropriately (thermals). In addition to a normal blanket, you want a mylar space blanket or two (they're easy to find, your local Wal-Mart's camping section has them).
But if you're starting on hypothermia, especially if you're wet or out of food, it's an external heat source that you need. A fuel heater would be faster than starting a fire, but weight and bulk. They're more for ice fishing shacks, that kind of thing, but if for some reason campfires are prohibited or you have to be really on the move, a heater becomes a good option.

There are hand warmers, of course. I haven't tried the battery-powered ones, but the single use chemical ones I tried barely did anything.

>>18182690
I did some YouTube research, thought I'd share since it's fun stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4FjODPDFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGq8yH0dKvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNx1GgzYlSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_pXTItRtkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l4PBOQT1dg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b57eLgicvi8

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h-hi

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>>18183388
Is not that cold here well in summertime it is not. But i guess it rains a lot so im gonna get an external heat source.

>>18183515
Hi
What are you up to?

>>18177517
download at I store. never mind.

>>18183551
Just preparing for an European civil war I guess, want to know more, NSA?

>>18183559
You're an idiot.

http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWoods.swf

>>18179090
love this lmao

>>18183562
thx, apple store is a shithole site. and always will be. :)

>>18183560
>European
>NSA
Literally what are you talking about? I was just asking you a question. Also if you are preparing for a civil war is not like you gonna lone wolf it out there so must of your gear doesn't even give sense to me.

>>18183580
Like?

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Got alcohol, herbs, some books, and a tarot deck-- lmao

>>18183587
>smoke
>molotov
>tazer
>toilet paper
>metal protector
What are you going to do with a tazer? Also you should invest in a rope.
everything else is fine. Also why do you need a bipod?

>smoke
gotta smoke 'em
>molotov
gotta burn 'em
>tazer
gotta paralyse 'em
>toilet paper
gotta clean my butt
>metal protector
gotta look cool

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>>18183634
>gotta smoke 'em
You know that is not the purpose of the smoke you have. You are talking tear/poison/white phosphorus gas?
>molotov
You wanna burn them but not kill them? You know most people survive molotov and you probably won't even hit with that thing without getting shot in the head
>tazer
Just useless all around.
>toilet paper
I guess
>metal protector
Do you really thing you look cool with a freaking metal plate in front of your face? Maybe hiding your face will make you cool idk.
Pic related it is you after 1 night.

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I live in southeast Kansas, literally everyone's got a 22 lying around. My dad's an ex gangbanger so he's got a glock in his closet, I'll head out there and grab the guns and a machete from the shed. I have lots of good camping supplies and have a few MREs from my army buddy. I dunno if it's gonna be emp based or what but in any event a compass and a map are solid. I've got decent knowledge of the area around here so I probably won't need them anyways. MP3 player and cards for a little entertainment, glowsticks and my flashlight for light. flares for signaling and nothing beats a flint and steel for lighting a fire. Got a fishing rod for catching fish once I've eaten all my food. All in all I'm pretty much set for whatever. I love camping and shit so I have no problems roughing it and living off the land once the food I have runs out.

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>>18177517

>>18183675
Why would you need so many guns ?
One we'll do just fine.

>>18183358
wasn't even going for the song. Was going for one of the Columbine guys, hence remote C4 and phone detonator.

>>18182915

If you're hunting otherworldly horrors, I think you're probably past the point of worrying about conservationalism.

>>18177517
That shit doesn't load icons either with firefox or witch chrome.

>>18183669
whoops totally realized I put shotgun shells instead of rifle mags. ignore that

>>18183709
Wait so you're telling me everyone who was able to make and post an image is using IE?

>>18183669
For what occasion?
Is this how you camping in america?

>>18183735
Well I got a tent, a propane stove, a pan, and a shovel for burying my poop. What's wrong with it? I'm not saying all this is my camping supplies, what's in the big backpack and on the vest is what I usually take.

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>>18183709

>>18183748
Yeah that's normal but do you really have to bring two guns ?
Is it just for fun are there too much niggers running around the woods?

>>18183760
Well there's a lot of weird fucks around here. Hermits in the woods and shit. Once a bunch of weird dirty homeless looking dudes came across my camp cause they were hunting and were fucking around with my tent so I would prefer the glock for them. The rifle is for hunting.

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ALRIGHT BOIS IM WAR READY
YEEEAAAHHH

>>18183785
what's the weight on you? hell man you'll be as slow as a tank without tracks.

>>18183785
>dies of starvation/thirst within a few days due to heavy load

>>18183788
45.421

>>18183789
But comrade, after three hours all enemy will be of slaughter by my bullets

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Ready to yeti

>>18182734
If I remember right, this was meant to be a full game.

>>18183785
wait, where'd you get MG42 for your character?

Last time I checked innawoods didn't have MG42

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>>18183836
i will assist you, comrade

>>18183867
special ancestry.com dLc ;)

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To survive the woods of modern life.

>>18183891
>silencer on a rocket launcher

youre light years ahead of modern technology, Anon.

>>18183862
really?

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>>18183602
Become the trashman

Holy shit I just found out 4-chan has a blue color I never left /b/ before

>>18183979
go back to /b/

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I now present to you: Sausage Man. He eats sausage. Only sausage. He has now become one with his sausage fellows. He also gets piss drunk.

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>>18182734
>>18183971
Been trying to link the blog post every time I come into these threads but 4chan's spam filter is still pretty shitty.

It was always supposed to be a game before even the dressup swf

pic related

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I eventually die of dysentery on the post apocalyptic wasteland

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What do you think is in these woods?

>>18184028
If it would've been similar to Fallout Online, but with more of a tabletop-like game and even further pushed RPG feel, that would be a hella nice idea.

>>18184120
Location?

Also, are those power lines or something on the left side?

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>>18184177
Southwest VA

I think they might be power lines. I'll post my walk through the woods

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Late to the party on this thread, but this is what I was using for when I tried doing the stalker challenge two weeks ago. This isn't quite everything I took but it's most of it. Also poorfag living in mass so no firearms at the moment. Camped out at an old prison camp and slept on the roof. Had a real close call with something in the woods that was creeping around in the building beneath us at 5am. I could do a whole post about it but idk if people are interested. Anyway this was basically my gear for the weekend.

>>18184219
>2 wallets

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>>18184212

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>>18184228
Comfy little stream

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>>18184240
My spooky sighting

>>18184120
inbred cannibals

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Rate

Trying to light while also being able to survive for a few days

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>>18184454
I will come too

>>18184645
won't your sunglasses fog up if you have a bandanna round your face?

>>18184265
what the fuck's a horse doing in the woods?

>>18184716
Doing horse-shit, anon.

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>>18177517
S&W great general purpose gun, few speed loaders

Messenger bag to set down at campsite, rest of gear is light scouting equipment

>>18184222
Just noticed I added that in haha. I think I was trying to switch one for the other and just forgot to take the first one out. I'm not the kind of advanced level fuccboi who carries two wallets worth of cash.

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>>18184716
Why does everyone think my dog is a horse?

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>>18177517
since there haven't been many spook stories to go around, i guess i'll greentext probably the spookiest shit to happen to me.
>was being a lil' shit at age 13, would roam around innawoods and look at shit and talk with friends since that was mainly what we did.
>it was starting to get chilly that year, was early-mid fall and it started to fog up real bad and get cold, which was pretty odd to have happen in the south
>friends and i decided to go to our local backwoods area, mechanicsville. didn't have much town area for a good stretch of miles.
>go out one night, we have batteries and flashlights, being scared of all the rumors of kids being lost in the woods/kidnapped/etc. and were just being cautious.
>while we're walking, our flashlight catches something running past on fours. we get pretty spooked but dismiss it as a wild dog or doe.
>get back to wandering, and we start smelling this horrid stench. like rotten food. come across this old shack, seemed overgrown. vines n moss n shit covering it up. smell gets worse.
will continue

>>18184914
holy fuck that's a weird looking horse

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how do i add attachments?
also noticing many flaws, need to update

>>18184927
cont.
>we decide to head towards the shack, trying to find a door, and eventually find one that's stuck. we all were able to pull on it and open the door up
>so far, it just seems pretty empty. smell is getting horrible though, almost to the point of throwing up.
>head towards the end of the shack, and shine our flashlights towards the door end. the smell is practically as if its fucking near us
>open up the door, wasn't jammed or anything.
>get hit with that smell multiplied x10, and have to swallow my puke.
>we shine our flashlights in the direction of the room
>holymotherofgod.jpeg
>see skinned animals, pelts and skins, skulls and the like. even saw a squirrels' skin that had been tacked to a wall
>bookitouttathatshit
>end up getting a little lost due to the fog, but find out trail and marks we put on trees.
>we begin to slow down to a walk, as we're not too far from the exit to the woods.
>then we begin hearing thuds, heavy, fast paced footsteps.
>we look in every direction and start seeing some movement that was coming from the direction the cabin was
>what me and my friends saw was some big, lumberly man in overalls, having some tints of red on him (blood?) and a rifle on him. beside him was some pink-ish white-ish creature, looked to just be having some patches of fur but was mostly furless. thing had a horrible looking face, looking like it's seen some fights or gotten tangled up in some mess.
>the large ass fucker yells at us to stop, and i think we may have been lucky in some way for him not shooting us to being too far and having fog
>yells something at that pink thing, and it begins to chase us down, doing some gallops i've never seen many creatures do before. was fast as hell too.
>we were actually able to outrun it, and we look back to see it just sitting there, in some odd stance.
will cont.

>>18184985
cont.
>we go home and tell our parents of the man and the creature thing, him pointing the rifle and so on about the shed.
>our parents decide to call police to get it checked out, and the police search the area
>they find the shed and all of the skins and dead animal carcasses, and rule it out to be some hermit.
innawoods life was pretty good from then on. creepy as fuck but still fun. I think he was just some hermit/trapper living out in the woods getting food, and his companion might have been some odd mongrel he found. haven't really found out since as that wooded area has been built over now for real estate.

>>18184976
right click on the weapon you have equipped, click on attachments wanted, drag and left click on the spot you want them on. right click to remove them.

>>18184914
Nice horse

>>18184710
no, should they?

>>18185002
Thanks anon!

This is my updated version of >>18184976
This would be my optimal innawoods survival in the event of a crisis. Find the flaw. 40.5kg

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>>18185374
Fuck I hate when I forget to add the picture

>>18184028
>Thursday, February 3, 2011
Damn this game never gonna happend.

>>18179090
>image not named RustyShackleford.jpg
You missed your chance.

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I'd be totally fucked

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my best attempt at making a Hunter from The Last of Us.

what's the best weapon to hurt super natural beings?

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>>18184265
Woah! Where the fuck did he come from?

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>>18186451
Here's a stranger I raped. She was nice.

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>>18186458
Fuck!

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>>18186458
haha funny i did it too

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>>18186435
I've heard bismuth is the only thing that can actually hurt spooky shit, a sword out of bismuth could tear ghosts and boogeys in half.

But anyone else have any other opinions? no fucking idea where to even get such rare material, let alone a god damn sword or bullets.

>>18185997
If that rice is really meant to be rice, you ought to have the means to boil it, because it's inedible otherwise. Go to YouTube and learn how to make a hobo stove.
Canned goods are heavy, but nearly all canned food is edible as-is.

Your survival chances would be improved with a flashlight, a multi-tool, and a lighter.

>>18186435
That depends on what you're up against. Fire seems to be pretty universal.

If you actually read the folklore, the characteristics and vulnerabilities of monsters are often ridiculous and seemingly arbitrary. Particularly Malaysian ones.

If you're being bothered by something that you think is a spooky critter, shoot it with normal bullets a lot. In the event of that not working, run away.

>>18186435
just throw molotovs at everything

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Race war when?

>>18186681
The first time you have diarrhea on a toilet that wont flush in a bathroom without AC you survivalists are going to blow your own brains out.

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>>18183891
>backpacks inside of backpacks
>potentially infinite number of backpacks >therefore also infinite number of supplies
why hasnt the government thought of this? Where are our tax dollars going?

>>18186694
>implying I'll need that
I'll do it with my hand, LIKE A REAL MAN.

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I'm trying to do a standard anti-riot for one day, does it look good?

>>18186747
take another vest
Is the police carrying axes in riots in Murica' now?

>>18186747

one (1) spare magazine.

taser is pretty pointless when a FAMAS and a god damned fire axe for when you use that molotov are exceedingly deadly.

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Retro spoop removal

>>18186747
Here is what you need to do
>replace to SMG
>replace to teargas
>replace to police baton
and i guess you are good to go

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>>18186770
got it, thanks

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this is my loadout, rate or me kill u

>>18186700
>Where are our tax dollars going?
Into the backpacks.

>>18178847
dude you dont bring water but a roll of toilet paper and duct tape?

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this is mine
r8 pls

>>18187180
i'm pretty sure the ratio food/toilet paper is weird

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SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN
10 minute loadout and then into the woods you go!

(not pictured: recurve bow)

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>>18183975

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No guns because i'm a eurofag

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Every /x/ user since 2015

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>>18177517
pretty generic survivor.

>>18183979
Damn you're narrow.

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I'M BEAR GRYLLS

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>>18187634
>mfw ill never be that cool

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Here's mine

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>>18177517
heres a purge loadout i whipped up

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Since im fucking russian (Living in america thank god)

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>>18177517

I am the GODDMAN BATMAN! I'll punch any aliens or demons!

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MacGuyver here, I got everything under control with my trust Swiss army knife!

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>>18177517
Anyone can spare some change and protect me from weird shit?

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CRYPTIDS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE EXPLODING

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comfy loadout. got all the esssentials. smokes, guitar, food/drinks, gun/crossbow, meds, tools, blanket and tent. what else does a man need?

>>18187634
That's a laser not a fucking red dot, you reisigbündel

>>18179090
You got all them smokes, but no lighter.

>>18186700
This makes me think of old DayZ. Infinite storage was a thing.

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Gonna have me a fun time dying in the woooooood

>>18188802
The bolts are so you steal the heavy bag from me and not my morphine and potatoes. The branches are for pretending to be a tree after the first one of you robs me, and the rape whistle is if my disguise doesn't work.

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Stuff that I actually have or will prolly get in the forseeable future

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I make the things that go bump in the night go boom.

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Come to Crystal Lake, it's great this time of the year...

>>18184927
>two phones and an mp3 player

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Once Billy Bob gets ma arms I'll blow dem creepy crawlies away wit ma boom stick! I wonder if they make good eatin', no more possum stew!

>>18186435
supernatural beings don't exist

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I made a basic urban loadout, should last me for at least 72 hours before I need to restock on supplies

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Motherfuckin' aliums and monsters ain't got nuttin' on me! I got money, hos and 3 bottle of Ciroc. I'll fuck all dem niggas up!

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Bigfoot and the Grey looses, house wins. Pony up for the next hand.

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The name is Gambit, remember it.

>>18189789

lol All you can do if offer your puckedred butthole to Mothman.

>>18189700
then why are you on /x/

>>18189687
phones didn't play music, mp3 was a walkman and the other phone was a walkie talkie. :p

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Hey guys, know where this 'Pulse' shooting range is?

>>18184914
I think your horse is sick

>>18184914
would ride into battle

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Closet thing to what I currently have with the exception of the crossbow, I have one of those cheap weenie 80 lbs pistol crossbow.

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>>18177517
went realistic. taking into account my family is dead.

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Ready for hunt

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My go-to bugout setup and first ever innawoods. This is based off of what I have right now at this very moment in real life, so if I was thrown out into the wilderness this is what I would take with me.
I live on west coast of Florida, what spoopies could I potentially come across in my travels, and what do you rate my setup? Any tweaks or questions?

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>>18182626
GET ON MY LEVEL TOVARISCH

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>>18191608
>that empty square

you don't have toilet paper or water?

>>18191717
Good point... I have a canteen that a filter new water into, but I couldn't find water filter item or toilet paper :(

anything else?

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As close to accurate as I could get my hands on

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Prepared to hunt le skinwalker in the 2012 cataclysm

Captcha: Find all sandwich images

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Come at me, fuckers.

>>18192739
>having ammo stored in your backpack rather than in easy access pockets

good luck with that, anon

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Cheeki Breeki Style

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>>18192739
Fixed! Now I'm ready, lads..

>>18193038
>"remember, no russian"

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I live in a country were guns are hard to find , i may know places i can get a rifle or two but i will need time . In case of a apocalypse or something of this sort this is my fast setup , thank you dad for collecting all kinds of random stuff like 3 sets of russian helmets with gas masks and bags

>>18193322
fuck you NATO shill

>>18193333
It was a joke , for my country its better to put a soviet badge

>>18193322
One month in this is probably the gear i would carry
>also rate my two set ups

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>>18193387
forgot picture

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I'm ready for the clowns

>>18193508
2 canteens?

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i call him the edgemaster

>>18192566
this gets funnier the longer I look at it

>>18188164
A wife.
Or a faggot, of you swing that way.
I can't download the app or use the in browser shit because I'm an Androidfag.
Though, being realistic, All I have is a .32 shitter from the 1800s... And my civil war reenactment gear... Hmmm...

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>>18177517
Ready for Armageddon

Bring on the Demons/Xenos/Zombies

>>18193334
>et ba

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MGSV Big Boss FOB Raiding loadout

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Watch Doge

>>18183785
>survive apocalypse
>die by breaking back from carrying a ton of ammo

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c-can i survive?

>>18195256
Pretty decent balance. I think you'll survive.

>no pet slot
Without a companion or friends everyone is going to be in pretty shit shape.

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>>18195256
Alrighty, whose gonna try to find me?

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>>18195473
Apparently I still had room to pack in more stuff.

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ready for a comfy winter apocalypse here in Canada

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>>18195565
I hope they make a little flash game out of this, that would be pretty damn comfy. Also
>toothpaste
What are you, a queer?

>>18195571
I taste.

>>18195590
You taste penis?

>>18195622
I taste.

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Ausfag here. This is all i have if SHTF.

>>18178884
its a .22 target pistol.

>>18182619
the fuck you got stripper clips for an m14?

>>18181404
Spotify its there. Wtf are you talking about?

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Aussie here, hard to get anything decent plus i used stuff i already have in my house just in case i had no time to prepare.

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Also Australian. Fuck wildlife.

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Gonna cross the border into Canada and live in an abandoned cabin living off the land. Record my experiences and mark high risk areas on my map.

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>>18177517

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dfwm

>>18198263
I like the grenade launcher and bayonet attachments on your snub nose

>>18177517
>snow camo
>grey gas mask
>grey bullet vest
>big ass woodland backpack
What are you trying to camouflage in, exactly?

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Im probably not surviving long

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this mine lol newfag

>>18198788
>pistol ammo for a 7.62 rifle

you dead son

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gotta have some cards so i can play "you dumb bastard" with people i come across

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>>18177517
This loadout is for any Black Mesa-esque outbreak. Quick Response outposts will be spread in strategic locations in and around laboratories and manned by 2-4 person squads. Gear is as follows.
>Suppressed M249 will shred anything fleshy that might come through. Subsonic rounds and suppressor protects the operator's hearing.
>[Redacted]: [Redacted]
>Colt Government 10mm. Solid backup for when you run out of 5.56 and [Redacted] power cells. Say goodbye to your wrists if you have to rely on this for an extended period of time.
>Various Grenades: WP, HE, Poison Gas.
>Powered Armor
>Dual Kukri for rule of cool.

>>18199876
n-no food? not even a chip?

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>>18199891
Eh, it's just a job when interdimensional beings aren't trying to fuck your shit up. There's gotta be vending machines and cafeterias inside these black sites. The scientists gotta eat too.

Anyways here's a hardmode I came up with. Subbed in a glock compact since there's no Walther P22. I'm in the upper-midwest so looks like bigfeets and thunderbirds.

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From Nevada to Arrakis you won't have to worry about giant worms at all with this load out.

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Designed for team operations against Giants. Obrez is only really for suicide or possibly a lucky shot into the roof of the giant's mouth, nose, or eyes. Otherwise you've got an AR-10 and plenty of things that go boom.

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General monster hunting build. Shot shells and paint pellets can be loaded with whatever the mission demands (silvered slugs/buckshot, holy water, garlic powder, silver nitrate, etc). Crossbow is armed with White Ash shaft arrows with silvered broadheads. Bible for the damians. Bottle full of holy water, flask full of holy oils. Dual UV Flashlights for burning blood suckers.

>>18181404
what's wrong with it though? It served me pretty good over the years...

>>18193038
/thread

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An extra card for an emergency reading.

>>18193038
Jesus that's like 50 kg.

>>18200422
>50kg
that's most likely only 20-30kg or something

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Would this work to survive a bit at least?

>>18182414
You made me laugh, you wonderful bastard.

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>>18177517
This is stuff I really own. I would add my bow if they had a recurve bow on the list.

>>18182734
Project Zomboid.

>>18201179
maybe 3 weeks

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R8 me!

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Get on my level faggots

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Based on my actual hunting kit. I don't typically take my old converted Colt SAA out with me.

>>18200318
Cool.

>>18181404
Wow you are a fucking idiot and a loser

>>18186769
do they call you a joker?

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This is my irl loadout. more probably with more clipz. My backpack has plenty of room left over for anything i am forgetting.

Ideally I will be chilling with family and our kits will overlap.

>>18193038
Probably the best one I've seen so far..

>>18186769

>It Ain't Me intensifies

>>18179090
shi shi sha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c

>>18204555
How do you get it to show the attachments at the bottom? Are you using a different version?

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>>18204624
I dunno.
Meme gopnik magic

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This is my fast load-out for emergencies, everything from the pic is in my room. I dont live in a country were i can get a gun easily but i know some relatives i can "borrow" guns from (Rifles)

Rate my setup /x/

>>18182734
There are too many survival games out there to count.

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>>18183975
That guy kinda reminds me of Fester monster from The Suffering: Prison is Hell.

>>18192566
>bolt in case of anomaly

>>18201385
9/10
Your rifle is a bit silly.
I might've said you were a bit light on food, but I would think you know something about foraging.

>>18204667
7/10
That's a lot of water and cigarettes, but some kinds of emergency would justify it.

If you live in a gun-unfriendly place, seek an alternative. A BB gun (especially a cartridge-powered one) or a slingshot would give you some kind of ranged weapon. Or you might practice throwing your knives and axe.

>>18192566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBqrGCIqs4Y

>>18177517
>this game will NEVER EVER come out
Feels bad man.

>>18205343
This is my emergency set up , the cigarettes are more for trading as i actually vape ;^} .
I could find a crossbow or learn to trow knifes , also as i said i could get a riffle not that hard but it has to be a emergency for me to get it so yeah

>>18207103
>learn to throw knives

if only it was that easy

>>18207103
>cigarettes for trade
Yeah, I've hard preppers talk about that. I'm not a smoker, so I can't claim to have an informed opinion.

You can't rely on "I can get my hands on" in an emergency. You should know that. You can better sit on a crate than the promise of a chair.

>>18207112
You watch some YouTube instructional videos and then you practice a fuckload. He doesn't need to be competition level, just to basic competence. He should be able to get there in fifty or sixty hours of practice.