How do I kill a demon?

trap it using a sigil then excorcise it. your best bet in terms of actually hurting it.

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if you can get your hands on one of these, you'll need a catholic bishop to bless it in the ass of a young altar boy

then and only then may you slay the demon with the drilldo of innocence lost

>>18159788
Fire works wonders, so do astral swords. Ive found if neither of these work, eating a bothersome entity gets rid of it for good

You could attempt to acquire holy water and purify what you believe to be housing the Demon, though your best bet would probably be to contact a priest who deals with exorcisms.

Other than that, good luck pal. You can attempt to use salt-circles and shit to protect yourself I guess.

>>18160126
>though your best bet would probably be to contact a priest who deals with exorcisms.
This, just hope you don't bring some weak faith guy pretending to be a priest.

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>>18160114
>>18160126
>>18160134
Oh god I was distracted I'm sorry i wasn't able to respond

what if the demon is capable of direct physical harm
what if it's actually there

>>18160152

You get the hell out of wherever the fuck it is, obviously. Seriously, treat it like a horror movie. If there's a Demon in your house, you leave the house and get an expert.

>>18160158
duly noted
i'm on my way out, this'll be my last post for now.

what would happen if it were to get me? what if it killed me? i'm fucking terrified, and i need to get through a dark hallway to get downstairs

there's scraping outside and i hear metal bending occasionally

there's no metal around here besides my desk

OP here

remember hwen i said i was leaving, and that was my final post?

i got into the hallway and started looking for the light switch and then i felt something

not like a hand or breath, but i felt something close to me, a fucking aura

i heard a fuking creepy voice that was fucking angry but quiet. it sounded like it hated me

it said "signee" or something fucking i don't know. is that latin or something?

>>18160182

OP, that's the term used for someone who signed a contract. Did you do a deal with the Devil or something?

Did you doom your immortal soul?

>>18160170
record it for us if it's so real

>>18160192
it was pronounced sig-knee not sign

and no i don't remember signing a contract ever how does it work? do you actually sign it? do you promise your soul to a demon?

>>18160195
how do i post a video online easy? tinypic?

>>18160200
google drive, mega, youtube

>>18160152
If you can't banish it and cant find it's astral body to burn or eat it, then find someone who can

you need to be prepared for hunting a demon, salt get salt and protect yourself. holy water would be ideal. idk where to get the info there is some kind of symbol you could draw on a floor or ceiling and getting the demon to walk in the circle or under will trap it but i have no idea what it is, the first poster said a sigil but what sigil???

Okay OP, I think at this point you should explain how shit got fucked to the point where a Demon is hunting your ass.

>>18160213
and has the demon showed its self to you in human form?

>>18159788
Overcome the part of you that is vulnerable to demons. There isn't much anything can do to hurt you, only fear. While tripping once I discovered a presence, and believed it to be a demon. I chose that I should embrace that being with love, as that is the way of the heart, and the way to have god with you in your actions. I overcame the fear, and walked down my road. The sky started shining purple rainbows at me. I felt much love like I had fulfilled my purpose bringing an angel back to the light and love of god. Spiritual beings at a certain point don't hold positions of right or wrong. Its more oriented around experience and understanding. You forgive, you learn, you love, and you get wise. The only difference between a demon and an angel, is if fear spirit or love it. Its all your own mind projecting interpretation, of energies trying to understand them. Spirit manifests very quickly. Dark imaginings will bring dark presences like a magnet. When you overcome the separation between light and dark, the magnetic and electrical, mind and heart come into harmony and the material becomes malleable and and spiritually active.

>>18160237
as yes, the old burn your house down with you in it trick

>>18160215
If i knew how rthings gt this fucked i would have fixed it already retard.

I'm trying to type more eloquently now because it helps keep me calm.

Here's the situation:

>possible malevolent entity in my house late at night
>i'm in my room on my PC
>from outside my room, i can hear weird things like bending metal (i have no metal that can be bent like that) scraping (not scratching, scraping surface upon surface) and when i went outside last time i swear i fucking felt it and it said "signi" (I think that's how it spelled)

It's not letting me leave my room, or let me near the hallway lightswitch. I have a window but I'm on the second story.

I can hear the scrapes right fucking now guys.

>>18160223
no it hasn't.
what do you mean by human form?

>>18160238
it's outside my room right now it doesn't seem like it wants to come in.

do i open the door to look at it? do i give it a hug?

>>18159788
In my country you get match and light it and put flame next to finger. You say prayer and if flame hurt long time and burn long. Demon is gone

>>18159788
Shooting a demon would be like shooting someone with a BB gun. You would need a revolver with supernatural bullets forged by an old one to even scratch a demon and even that is only a secondary weapon.

>>18160242
again let's get some audio/visual evidence op

>>18160152
Have you ever played DOOM?

>>18160242
you open the door and suck his dick retard

>>18160248
Okay, I'm going to crack open the door and post a pic of what I see. Wish me luck anons, I'm praying.

>>18160245

He could always soak the bullets in holy water.

>>18159788
Demon's cannot die because they are not living, physical beings, it's like trying to kill energy, which is impossible. The most you can do is send them away and keep them away.

>>18160242
Understand how to interact with it mentally or emotionally. Its a bit more difficult if you don't understand love, but difficult circumstances can draw out the extraordinary capabilities. Hold your hands together in front of your chest in prayer mudra, and bow saying giving your best wishes for peaceful and fruitful adventure.

Can demons kill? I'm kinda nervous

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OP here posting image from phone will follow up on pc

>>18160270

All sources point to yes. You better hope you have some form of protection, even if it is just a salt-circle.

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>>18160271

Shoot to kill.

>>18160271
mm very demonic empty darkness there, looks great

>>18159788
by putting your faith in god and praying to him for help to kill the demon. (faggot)

>>18160264
You can banish or destroy the sentience, and thereby destroy its will and intententions.

>>18160271
OP here.

>>18160279
you can't fucking see the god damn shape? I know I fucking can. I didn't even look, I just took the pic, and it was there. You don't fucking see it?

>>18160275
My friend told me I should wear a pouch of salt around my check for protection would that work?

>>18160271
Is it alright if i try to banish it? I've had some good experience getting rid of demons in the past few weeks

>>18160290

Also drink copious amounts of salt water. If you can, IV a bag of saline into your blood, it'll make it toxic to demons.

>>18159902
>you slay the demon with the drilldo of innocence lost
>the drilldo of innocence lost

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>>18160288
I dunno exactly what angle you had your phone at but it looks like you're getting scared of the furniture outside your room, OP

>>18160258
still, it would only hurt the demon. Humanity is still a young race. Imagine what weapons we would have in about a thousand years and imagine what weapons demons have *right now*. It would be like a gecko fighting an aligator. Or an aligator fighting a t-rex.

>>18160308
My phone does the stupid sideways thing i was angling it properly it just fucked up in uploading. it's not the god damn furniture doing this, that's a bunch of random storage boxes

it's what's next to the storage boxes

>>18160297
please fucking do it

How do I stop a demon with only a match?

>>18160315
you got a fuckin flashlight or flash on your phone camera? looks like jack shit from where I'm sitting.

>>18160315
Where are you in the world? If in the US just the state and region should be fine, otherwise what city are you closest to

>>18160331
North Carolina, closest to Charlotte

>>18160327
yeah i do

Surprised nobody has suggested turning the lights off and fapping furiously

>>18160336
try out a pic using your camera flash correctly oriented towards you're trying to take a pic of so anyone else can see what you're talking about. in your original pic I can barely make out the boxes and what looks like a fucken lampshade next to em

>>18160238
this

OP here

guys it's fucking outside I SEE IT IT'S IN A HUMANOID FORM AND IT'S OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME I CAN SEE IT I CAN FUCKING SEE IT

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>>18160242
ive been told demons can appear in a animal or human form. never have i had any experience with demons tho.

>>18160368
Picture..

>>18160336
Closest to Charlotte?
It's probably niggers summoning them, OP.

>>18160368
alright snap a lil pic of it is that difficult

>>18160336
I'm starting to do work, tell me if it seems cleared up or agitated

>>18160245
what about rock salt or is that just made up bull shit?

>>18159788
We could try the traditional chinese method.

Whack it with a peach wood sword or anything made out of peach wood.

Then forge and post an eviction notice and a restraining order written by a god.

http://www.academia.edu/15360004/Ghosts_and_Exorcism_in_China_An_Overview

>>18160368
PICTURE, TAKE A FUCKING DECENT PICTURE. We might be able to help you, but we don't know what it is!

>>18160276
rock salt shells

>>18160384
Forgot some things.

http://primaltrek.com/sword.html#peach_wood_swords

I'm pretty sure Chinese exorcists were some kind of lawyer-alchemists at this point. This pleases me.

>>18160370
>>18160372
okay it's gone it hink it was just a weirdo.

i have video of it fucking with my door though.
>>18160376
>>18160375
it's gone from the backyard like i said but...

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=14oaic9%3E&s=9#.V-YGWa2lqVt

aporogies for manchild room

>>18160345
Well looks like today was your turn now doesn't it.

>>18160396
It's NOT gone, don't let your guard down, that's what it wants you to do.

>>18160403
What does it want from me? What do demons want? Does it want to kill me, scare me, hurt me?

>>18160396
Calling the all clear? I'd done a banishing but i dunno if that got rid of it

>>18160406
it's here to open your fucking door apparently. more of a blessing than anything wish my doors opened automatically

Can someone seriosuly tell me bow to protect myself from them? Im scared shitless right now. I kewp hearing stuff in my house.

>>18160408
nothing so far has happened, besides the door thing. whatever it was is gone from outside.

>>18160413
this isn't OP, i am OP, but help this guy. i think i'm good.

>>18160413
Search "high planetary magic bearheart" on YouTube, you'll find a playlist of 39 videos. watch videos 3 and 4, do the ritual detailed in 4

>>18160406
As it has always been it wants your soul, but first it has to fuck with you so much that it makes you ill, both physically and mentally.

>>18159788
Pour salt in your doorways. If you've got sage burn it in each room. Turn every light on in the house and leave it on. If you see lights flicker in any of said rooms then you know which room it's in.

Go to that room, close your eyes, and picture it in front of you.

Fashion a cross from something and yell with conviction "begone from this home, you hold no power over me" while holding the cross in front of you.

Pray it's not a Chinese demon.

>>18160424
Can someone confirm this? Im really desperate right now.

>>18160426
if it gets my soul, what happens?

do I cease to be? do I suffer in pain forever?

>>18160413
If you have a bible at hand you can simply read some passages from it aloud until you fall asleep. If things continue after that do it every night.

>>18160434

Probably pain for all eternity, so don't fuck up.

>>18160419
get salt and go around your room and make a border and make circle around your bed for extra protection

>>18160434
It corrupts you, turns your thoughts and emotions against itself. You'll be no more than a vessel, a cup for the water and your soul will be used as energy to fuel whatever's power and influence.

>>18160427
Chinese demon?

>>18160434
if it gets your soul you'll browse /lgbt/ for the rest of your life

>>18160447
>>18160446
fuck it, I'm not gonna let it do that to me. I've never been faithful, but I know someone who's fucking less faithful than me - that demon there.

Will passages from the phone work? if I display courage even though I'm afraid, does ithelp?

>>18160451
The chinese part was a joke anon. Just do what I said. It's half for your sanity, half to banish whatever could be there. It'll help. Trust me.

>>18160456
Just read passages from the bible all night until you go to sleep man. Doesn't matter if its on a phone or what as long as it's the bible.

>>18160456
Take on the mental authority of a real fire and brimstone preacher, and in your head, yell to the creature that it is NOT welcome here, that it is NOT welcome in your home or around your family, and that by the grace of GOD shall it be carried away

>>18160427
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>>18160487
Do you really wanna find some peachtree wood and write up a document this late at night?

No. You don't.

So get the salt and grow some balls.

>>18159788
Tell us what the demon looks like. In detail.

>>18160497
Peaches are apparently holy. Go to the grocery store, get some peaches, and throw them everywhere. This will most certainly end well.

just throw hands, don't be a pussy and beat his ass already

>>18160456
I mean are you more faithful? Are demons strictly biblical? If so it lived as part of the stories your reading it. I wouldn't challenge it with false faith if you truly don't believe.
You could also have the same strength of conviction in saying and demanding that you are the master of your own body and mind or your soul belongs to which ever deity you truly have faith in.
Either way yeah >>18160471 has the right idea use this kind of energy in your denouncing of the demons control of your fear.
Ile just say real faith is stronger than faith cobbled through desperation.

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itt:rp

>>18160245
Regular bullets will kill a demon.

Their will is pretty strong though so you might regret cheaping out on .38/9mm but work with what's available to you. Practice your reloading ahead of time.

>>18160514
So, could he repel the demon by reading "Invictus" out loud?

Stop making roleplay threads. Will kill him instantly

Tell it to go away.

>>18160525
Pretty much, it's not all about Christianity it's just easier to use in horror culture because most people get the gist of their book of faith. Plenty of faith's have what we would call exorcism techniques but belief is still part of many.

>>18159788
Brass knuckles and a chainsaw fgt

>>18160533
some people really believe what they are saying in here

>>18160434
kek

>>18160452
kek

Well OP died, may his sundered anus rest in peace.

>>18160768
>rest in peace
More like pieces.

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>>18160271
Still don't know what you see but this is the photo with the definition turned up

>>18160768

So... do we like the demon more than OP because it won?

"sundered anus"

>>18160819

OP is dead. But I clearly see a ghoul-faced little girl looking up at the camera as if standing perpendicular to the door, and pointing at her face from her right with her right hand.

Is this /x/'s new waifu?

>>18160833
op said that was a bunch of boxes, if you look at it long enough it just looks like a trash can. I guess thats what girls look like too though

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>>18160841

Here, I've done a diagram