S.C.P. Thread

Three only? They're getting close to 3000 now.

>>18158488
roll

>>18158520
im probably ok as long as i dont flip the switch
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-520

>>18158499
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-499
Well, I don't have anything directly to be afraid of. I mean, everyone is going to die if he dies.

pls 294

>>18158540
you could end global warming yay

Lets find out

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>>18158651
Ah fuck

>>18158488
Boop

>>18158488
roll

>>18158488
Roll

>>18158687
I get to play some vidya

let's rollolii

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Bane?

>>18158488
Better:

Last 3 digits in your post is the SCP you have to fuck.

Harmless.

>>18158488
Rel

Really makes you think

>>18158488
roll

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letsa rolla!

a fking umbrella.. really.
>>18158803

>>18158488
rollin rollin rollin

>>18158488
Why not

>>18158488
From the first series only? Come on, you gotta include Series II and III.

>>18158862
I got a stationary sphere of empty space that makes rats out of stuff.

I mean I guess the rats are coming? I'd be more scared if I was afraid of rats, but I mean

It's just fucking rats.

Roll time

>>18158874
A lovecraftian reflecting pool ok

Ril

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>>18158893
A Mexican guy whos fingers turn into babies.
Nice>>18158893

Rawlin

READY 2 DIE
JUST DIAL NIGGA

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>>18158942
Basically gumballs that makes all of your bodily fluids look like blood. Your blood is not affected. Could be way worse.

I'm rolling

roll for scp

>>18158954
I got a frog that REEEEEEES and makes you hallucinate. Praise KEK.

rolll

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>>18158977
wow. the security station. i'm so spooked....

Spooooopy. Trips of truth. Rollicking.

>>18158729
roll

>>18159064
Great, it's a brick. Bye bye, manhood.

Rolling, I wonder how the whole SCP thing started in the first place.

lets roll

rolls

>>18159091
>an empty Scotties tissue box that causes nostalgia
wew lad, better run fast

>>18159097
Oh boy killer pumpkin children

>>18159091
>I wonder how the whole SCP thing started in the first place.
Someone posted this one
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
to /x/. That was the first and the one from which all SCPs grew from.

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

Are there any sex based SCP?
I want a monster that wants to fuck.

eh roll

>>18158488

Roll

>>18159781
Well he has to be asleep...so I guess I'm ok since he can't really follow me?

>>18158488
roll up

>>18159623
There's an SCP that's a ball of misshapen tits that compels all mammals to start sucking on it.

Or there's the milk that UDDER FETISH

>>18158488
i don't need sleep

>>18158488
rallin

>>18160017
so just wear a lantern at all times.

>>18158488
roll-a-gogo

>>18158488
Bartimeus is on my side

I live forever in this universe.

>>18158488
Rollin.

Roll!!!!!!!!!

>>18158488
rollin.

>>18158488
roll

rollin 4 rick

>>18158488
Ok

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Rolling

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>>18160377
I'm gud

>>18158488
roll

>>18160381
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-381
I'm an atheist so I'm good.

r-roll

>>18158488
anal

gg

How bad could it be?

§ฯ¤

>>18158488
roll

Rollan

>>18160458
Shit, better get my 50 cal. bmg pistol for this monster. THIS MONSTER OF AN APPETITE!

>>18158488

Okay

ole

>>18160475

Got a Bar of Holy soap.

So I guess I got forever. . .

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>>18160518

The Transinformational Tomb of Asa Rutledge

a cursed town in rural oregon. im in the midwest so i feel pretty safe...for now.

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Rollin

>>18158488
roll

rollan

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rollarino

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-541

Uhm ok. So just normal day. Whatever that's cools.

>>18158488
Roll

>>18160547
How to hell is a business card supposed to hunt me down?

>>18158488
Rolling for that horrible fate

>>18158488
>>18160563

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-563

you havent known fear until the ramen noodle dragon comes after you.

>>18158488
Let's roll this shit

>>18158488
rollin

>>18160559

Post the link faggo

>>18158488
rolling

>>18158488
rawl (where do i go to find out what scp I have?)

>>18160604
tableware that turns food into body parts. I think I am fine.

>>18160576
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-576
Sweet. I can even drink some of it and nice and sweet dreams. I'm pretty safe as long as I don't gulp a lot of it.

>>18160637
sounds pretty harmless

>>18160606
scp 606

>It is presently theorised that SCP-606 is an entity composed purely of knowledge or information, and information obtained from SCP-606 itself appears to corroborate this. Furthermore, SCP-606 appears to derive sustenance from information, growing in both size and luminosity when provided with sources of information
>If another sapient individual enters SCP-606's containment cell, it will attempt to 'enlighten' them, to use SCP-606's own words. This involves SCP-606 moving to surround the being's head (or similar equivalent). This results in generalised tonic-clonic epileptic seizures for a period of 30 seconds to 5 minutes, after which the individual lapses into a coma followed by death.
>Requests made to SCP-606 to refrain from attempting to 'enlighten' without permission have been partially complied with; SCP-606 no longer tries to 'enlighten' every individual it comes into contact with

seems pretty cool to be honest. I have an encyclopedia trying to make me smart before it kills me.

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Welp lets see

>>18158488
Roll

Rollin one up

roel

>>18158488
ok lets roll

>>18161105
i'm disappointed now

>>18158488
Let's rock.

Que?!

Bring it you filthy autist

>>18158488
Pen

>>18158488
roll out

>>18158488
rolling

>>18158488
ang roll

how bad could it be?

>>18158488
My roll

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-352
welp, it was nice knowing you.

>>18158488
rolling

>>18161352
>>18161371

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>>18158488
Roll

rollinggg

>>18158488
I hope it's not some edgy fanfiction-tier shit.

>>18158488
Rolling

>>18161395
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-395
It can't hunt me down since I don't have a vagina. I'm fine.

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>>18161390
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-390

death ray, sweet

Here we goo.

riggity rollin

rollios

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right guys
i got this

>>18161518
just dont read the book. rolling again

>>18161524
its a fucking rabbit that just eats shit

Horrible death get!

>>18161599
Weak. Im not sure how a city could actively hunt me down. Even if you enter it, its still possible to leave. Just the town makes it a pain in the ass to do it.

r o l l

>>18161606
NIGGA ITS DETROIT

Rolling for death from humankind's glorious creation of abomination

>>18158488
alright

>>18158488
Rolling

>>18161774
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-774
fug

Let's see...

>>18158488
Rolling

>>18161810
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-810
>literally a lamp
Just would'nt touch it.

The Emperor protects.

>>18161837
I got... unlimited building material.

>>18158488
pls be 999

>>18158488
Roll

>>18161854
SCP-854 is a natural arch formation eroded from sandstone and known locally as the “Dream Bridge”. ......

Living animals that cross the arch from East to West vanish at the midpoint of the structure. No organism that has disappeared has ever been recovered. Contact with the arch is necessary for this phenomenon, as birds flying above it in the same direction experience no effects.

So, I'm pretty safe :D

roll my shit up

>>18158488

Goodbye, fare thee well!
Goodbye, fare thee well!

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>>18161898

"SCP-898 is a memetic disorder specifically created by Foundation researchers for the purpose of serving as a defense mechanism against other memetic or mind-affecting attacks."

What the fuck is an ESS- SEE-PEE?

Also, rollin

>>18158488
roll

>>18161997
When connected to a power source and turned on, SCP-997 emits a field that affects every human within about 250 meters. This field cannot penetrate a Faraday cage that follows the specifications given in Document 997-02, and seems to be at least partially psychic in nature. All persons affected by the field become unable to perceive in any way anything they would consider vermin. This effect is based on subjective judgement, so one individual may perceive something that another may not. SCP-997 effects extend to sufficiently accurate representations of vermin.

fuck I hate bugs

rolli

>>18158488
Roll

This seems fun

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rollan

>>18158488
hook

...

001

Rollirino

>>18158488
roll

>>18162290
I just won't go in.

rollan

>>18158488
alright im game. lets see this shit.

>>18162547
well it looks like im being hunted by a safe class business card.

>>18158488
yg

>>18162578
interesting, going again

Succ

squimb

I'm fuckin gay

So do you guys ever talk about SCP still? There's a bunch of them I really like.

There was a 500+ post long SCP thread on /v/ yesterday. It was surreal.

What's your favorite SCP?

>>18162637


ok so i got a lil old lady with a cat that lives in her head and if drawn on anything the cat will jump into my mind and make me go nuts

just tie the old lady up then lock her in a room same as in the s c p

if all else fails scp-637 will die with its host


damn i lucked out

>>18158488
rolex

>>18162673

I'm being chased by a sack of various organs.

>>18162677
got a pogo stick

not bad

>>18158488
roll

>>18162657
Holy fuck this one is freaky.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2669

God damn those logs just get creepier.

>>18158488
bump for something sbooby

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>>18162636
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035

>>18162741
>SCP-741 is a sunken Soviet submarine
nice

>>18158488

OH SHIT HERE WE GO LADS!

rollan

>>18163225
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-225

guess im livan

>>18158488
roll

>>18163302
omg my room is being invaded by ants right now. shit shit shit shit

kk

Rollin'

>>18158488
roll

>>18158488
I sure hope i fucking die

>inb4 096

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>>18163352
ah shit, cheeki breekis are after me

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i already want to die

>>18158488
roll

>>18163420

Literally nothing happens, but nice roll.

Roooollllllll

>>18158488
Let's see how fucked I'll be

>>18158488
Rolling

>>18158488
rollin rollin rollin rawhide

>>18163458
What makes SCP-458 an oddity is that, while appearing to be an ordinary pizza box, when it comes into contact with human hands, it instantaneously replicates within it the holder's subconsciously preferred choice of pizza, down to favorite sauce, cheese, crust, and topping. It is not limited to the Little Caesars brand, as pizza from all major pizza chains, as well as local and even handmade pizzas have been produced. There seems to be no limit to its ability, except that it cannot make anything but pizza, and its toppings must be edible by normal human standards (see Addendum 1a). The box is also rather indestructible, as all tests to destroy or dismantle the box have proven fruitless.

awesome

Let's see

Rollolol

>>18163470
I guess 470 is some office building with rooms that shift into different realities. If inside the room, a person shifts as well. Also, other things can shift into our reality too. Apparently the rooms shift back to normal after an unpredictable amount of time.
Well, this is great. I may die of unknown causes, be lost forever, be killed by a being from elsewhere, or be fine and come back unharmed. Knowing me, I'd be killed by something immediately. I'm not a survivor.

>>18158488
sthrsthsrh

>>18158488
Please be 682

rallen

>>18158488
Roll

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>>18163799
I'm being hunted by a carnivorous blanket? Ill just put a table on top of it.

>>18158488
rolf

>>18158488
How fugged am I?

>>18158488
/roll

>>18158488

>>18158488
Roll

>>18158488

Rollan

>>18164030

I'm in pretty good shape with 030. Totally deactivated in the dark, and it's not hostile in the first place.

>>18158488
Rolling

Rolin

What if its an SCP that can't hunt. Like an object.

I mean if I get the coca cola bottles, are they gonna magically try and find me, insert themselves into my cheap Shasta [I am a soda heretic so I probably deserve it]

>>18158488
Let the games begin

>>18158488
Roll.

>>18164111
Firebreathing snails.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>18158488
Rolling for 682

>>18158488
roll

>>18158488
Fuck yeah

>>18164129
Well, I'm probably immune so I'm not at all worried. Reroll for more interesting SCP.

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>>18158488

>>18164156
173 get?

>>18164162
Darn

Alright let's see which bitch I'm taking out

rol

Idk

fuck it rolling.

>>18158488
999 pls.

>>18158488
rollin

rolen

>>18164272
its a nail
im rerolling

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>>18164261
well I guess I'm safe it's just a magic vending machine

>>18164276
For now

>>18158488
roll

>>18158488
roll

First time rolling after 3 years of lurking

>>18164476
Nice, a Canadian Atlas that has anomalies. The less dangerous paranormal thing i could get

>>18159153
Thank you <3

Come at me

>>18164505
Self replicating ink. If it gets on me I have to constantly apply ethanol to the affected spot to prevent it's spread for as long as I live

>>18158488
meme roll

WE

Im pretty lucky so

>>18158729
alright

>>18158488
Roll

Rawlins

>>18158488
I can't wait for halloween

>>18158488
Ready to kill

>>18158488
penis

>>18158488
Rolling out.

i bet i'll get a sentient bread or something as dumb as that

>>18165040
So the pink haired chimera girl...
Either she turns me into one of those 040-1 things or she doesn't do anything to me. I preffer to think it would be the later.

>>18158488
whatamIgonnaget_hopeit'snot682_ohfuck

>>18165191
I have a fucking cyborg coming after me.
FUCK

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>>18158729
oh fuck lets see

>>18158488
roll

>>18165212
SCP-212 is a large medical device, with three large robotic arms.

well, I think I actually gain more life with 63% chance

>>18158488
rolling

>>18158488
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>18158488
aight.

Rolleroni

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>>18158488
Just fuck me up

>>18158488
roller blade

Rip

original
roll

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>>18166270
nothing interesting happens in my life

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You gotta pay the roll toll, if you wanna get in this boysoul.

>>18158488

ROLL TIDE

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>>18166224
lol. Ended up rolling a clock that chimes whenever it feels like it and ages you 10+ years at a time.

Guess I'm screwed if some shit decides to not do his job and keep its effects contained. (But when does *that* ever happen?)

>>18159153
>posted
It was created on /x/ the scp fundation itself was born on /x/

>>18158488
SCP-953. The wrong type of succ.

>>18158488

Rolly-Rolly-Oxenfree!

This sounds like a fun game.

See, I think SCP is pretty neat.

But shit like this, SCP-579, just bugs the everliving fuck out of me. It's like someone had a cool, weird idea, but uses the whole 'redacted' trope to utterly mutilate it to the point where it removes most of the flavour and interest.

I've seen many examples in SCP where redaction is used to enhance the mystique, but in 579's case it just neuters it completely. What a waste of time and effort on the part of the writer. (much like this post)

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-579

>>18166700

I got a factory that produced living art. The Foundation broke it, and reclassified it as "safe". So, I am good.