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i often see threads about people joking around asking how to summon a demon or succubus but sometimes you cant tell if theyre being serious or not. With that said What are some paranormal things you should never fuck with.
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>>18152513
Altered states of consciousness brought on by psychedelics, also deep dream states can be pretty traumatic.

You know infinity feels like?
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>>18152513
Yer mudda's ass.
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>>18152513
Fire.
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>>18152513
Over the years I...

>attempted to summon and interact demons
>played with a ouija board
>sold my soul
>tried random "dangerous" rituals from books and the internet
>dabbled in enochian magic and voodoo
>went out at night to graveyards and supposedly haunted places looking for trouble
>started shit with countless "wizards" who claimed they could curse me or harm me

N o t h i n g ever happened. No injuries, no misfortune, no nightmares, just nothing. I'm quite bored and think that most people are just mentally ill or roleplaying.
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>>18152534
You're using the wrong tools there little one.

I mean, did you really think a block of wood and a few letters were going to give results?

Fuck people are funny
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>>18152519

Seconding the drugs thing, also, if you're a chick, avoid excessive use of most psychedelics until you're over 25 to make sure you're not gonna develop schizophrenia.
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>>18152540
It was just one of MANY things I've tried and there's countless schizos who claim they had crazy experiences from it, dog.
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>>18152554
Yes, people are crazy. Even the sane ones, but as I said, you were using the wrong tools.

I have experienced what people call. Aliens Angels machine elves and even the "source" many many times.

You're not going to find a fucking graveyard there mate.
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>>18152540
Jackass alert
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>>18152571
I'm being honest in my posts and am talking from personal experience.
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>>18152569
I'm sure you did, junkie.

Any proof for it? No? Allright.
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>>18152534
Part of the demon code is that they aren't allowed to fuck with the mentally disabled.
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>>18152579
Part of being in the mentally disabled club is to believe demons exist in the first place. Sorry, Anon.
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>>18152579
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the ca-a-atch?
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>>18152576
You're an ignorant fool, and the fact you're using pics like that with your posts tells me much about you.

You're just one of those "people". Go back and stand in line with the rest of them.
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>>18152534
Maybe you're the ghostpuncher?
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>>18152589
Sure. And you're such a special snowflake.

Enjoy those drug trips and totally paranormal experiences, oh chosen one.
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>>18152596
I'd much rather think that the other people are a gullible, stupid bunch or simply insane. I mean I REALLY gave it a try for years but nothing occured. And even the people who claimed and were so sure they had 'special powers' could suddenly not demonstrate them to me anymore. How inconvenient...
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>>18152597
I am and will continue to do so, thank you.
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>>18152597
If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
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A work colleague slipped this, he adds, ask someone Jewish to summon a demon.
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>>18152619
Why would you need to summon a demon if you're already in league with a jew?
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>>18152613
Ugly.
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>>18152619
He also adds sonic goes from blue to yellow like the combination of the masterace, games are symbolic messaging, the eagle in gdi command and conquer was the icon for either zues or Prometheus further linking back America actually being zues or in this instance a mock zues created by the disciples of lucifer.
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>>18152621
Because they're mudbloods except the zions.
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>>18152605
The line between wizard and schizo is blurred. What did you think would happen, someone was gonna through fireballs at you? Most magic is grand psychological systems dressed up in mysticism and played in the effect to better impose your will on reality.

Only shit remote viewing and AP are real.
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>>18152793
Cool.
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arson general? arson general.
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>>18152550
Wish I would have gotten this advice sooner in my life
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>>18152929
Schizo now?
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>>18152519
I thought shamans an witches take psychedelics whilst doin there weird shit. They use to say that witches would annoint there vaginas
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while on a DMT trip I came in contact with machine elves. now what I want to ask/know about is the language they speak. but any info on them or beings like them would be appreciated
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>>18152569
but what tools did you use? i'm curious!
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>>18152521
...you deserve sex
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>>18153513
Dmt and ayahuasca, not once, over many years
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>>18152513
summoning a succubus isnt really bad if you know what you want and dont treat the spirit like they are slaves..
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>>18152624
I feels yer pain..
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>>18152534
>>attempted to summon and interact demons
Which literally takes at least a whole year of dedicated daily practice to actually have a solid chance of working

>>played with a ouija board
Great, you managed to play with literally a child's plaything.
This is like using an easy-bake-oven and being surprised when your cake doesn't bake.
At the absolute minimum, you'd have to do a sanctification ritual to make it work at all, and I don't mean a short prayer you read off a website.

>dabbled in enochian magic and voodoo
Neither of which are things you can "dabble" in.
The work it takes to produce the Sigillum Dei Aemeth, the big one, alone... then there's four smaller ones, and the table out of fruit-bearing wood, and the talismans...
I am willing to bet you didn't make a single one of these. And then you ask why it does not work?
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>>18152588
topkek
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>>18152588
if we win you must take your sorry ass back to /pol/
and also you will have to stroke my po-o-ole
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>>18152636
>Zues
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>>18153309
I haven't been on /x/ in a while, what is a "Machine Elf"?
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>>18157719
i think terrence mckenna popularized the term. apparently people have a tendency to see machine elves while on DMT. machine elves are like little clockwork creatures which tinker with reality.

http://non-aliencreatures.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Elf
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>>18157746
Alright, thanks friend
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>>18152588
underrated af
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>>18152534
Try this one.

summon a suckybus.
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/

Too lazy to summon?
http://shop.creepyhollows.com/CUSTOM-CONJURE-SUCCUBUS-SEXUAL-POWER-and-PLEASURE.html
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>>18160689
STOP FUCKING POSTING THAT PIC SUCCUBI DON"T LOOK LIKE THAT STOP THIS MEME STOP IT NOW
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>>18163082
They may look like whatever the target desires through the Sphere of Sensation (like, they read your mind and project into it what you desire), so that is possible. What you believe is what you get.
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>>18160689
I'm not a degenerate and have zero interest in any sex demon shit.
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>>18155446
T-They are real! I swear!! You just don't know how to do things right!
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>>18152540
The whole condescending asshole thing doesn't really work if you can't even present any information.
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>>18152519
Either no body knows how infinity feels like or everyone does. Infinity has no beginning and no end.
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>>18152534
>you didn't call upon your guardian angel so you could fuck it
You skipped the basics anon, that's why it didnt work
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You guys like supernatural shit? Go to the Philippines where we have shit tons of creepy forests and real witches that can curse the shit out of you.
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>>18155446
>Which literally takes at least a whole year of dedicated daily practice to actually have a solid chance of working
source?

I'm a Solomonic practitioner which is pretty base level shit when it comes down to summoning, and whether I summoned something or not is besides the point, but you can't just claim that shit. Even the grimorium verum says that 3 days fasting is enough.
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>>18152534

Everything in the universe seeks to create more of itself.

You gave something away. That energy of loss attracted more negative loss energy.

As this kept up, you lost more of your magi sight/third eye/dark powers whatever you want to call them(the very thing that attracted you to this sort of thing in the first place).

You, I pity.
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>>18166408
What did I give away exactly? :')
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>>18166408
>You gave something away. That energy of loss attracted more negative loss energy.
Oh shit by focusing on the absence of the object in his life he created a pattern of thoughts based around the purely conceptual presence of the object which he no longer possesses, thereby, effectively creating something out of nothing, by which i mean the collection of brain cells upon which the very real thought is transcribed upon haha
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>>18166423

X D
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>>18166435
>I don't know what to say: X D
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