ITT: Paranormal things that happened to you/that you did when

>just a coincidence if true
>explainable, but probably just a lie
>not paranormal in the slightest, you're probably just retarded
>yep definitely retarded
>not paranormal
>megaretarded

>>18149483
>redpilled
Of course she's retarded

Literally none of this is paranormal. Is it completely autistic? Yes.

>>18149528
>namefagging
>autistic
potcallingthekettleblack.jpg

although I agree op is retarded

Put this in a different thread, but I suppose it works here.


>Be me
>Around 7 or 8 in grade school
>Lunch Time
>Sitting at the table with friends
>Suddenly have to piss
>Go to bathroom
>Walking back and the hallway is completely empty
>WeirdButOk.jpeg
>Walk in and sit at the table
>All of the table look at me simultaneously
>All of their faces are blurred out and cast over in a black shroud
>I sit in fear
>ShitBricks.Wmv
>Start crying
>Something touches my shoulder
>It's the teacher asking what's wrong
>Everything is normal
>Im escorted to the nurse
>Still have nightmares to this day

>>18149438
You're just another slingblade that should have died at birth

>>18149438
>>I didn't get scared watching "It" when i was little
I didn't get scared watching Scream when I was little because it's a shitty, unscary movie

>>18149438
Sounds like you just enjoy doing shitty things

>>18149438
>Be 14 (year 2005)
>Walking through town at night with a friend
>Empty streets
>All the phoneboxes start ringing
>All of them, the whole way through town
>Decide "what the fuck..." and answer one
>All I can hear in the receiver is what sounds like what an old dial-up connection sounded like when it was connecting.
>Muffled talking amongst the sounds
>Can't really make out a word of it
>I'm like "what the fuck" and my friend picks up another phone.
>Sound goes to dial tone.
>All phone boxes stop ringing
>Even he doesn't believe me about the weird noise and the talking.

Never forgotten that.

>>18149623
Do you remember anything else from that? Like did the surroundings change?
I'm asking cause when I was 8, after my first day of class at a new school, I looked at myself in the mirror before bedtime while brushing my teeth and my reflection had a blurred face. The rest ofthe reflection was extremely sharp, surrealy so. Never encountered that again, might've been exhaustion.