How can I open a portal to a parallel world?

Get laid.

>>18149067
Well not through wormholes or timelike curves. Sorry.

>>18149067
Are you outta your mind?

>>18149069
...by a pornstar. Grā, Birthmother.

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Build this
Then add so▒▒▒▓░▒▓░▒░▒▒▓░▒▒▓▓░▒▓░

>>18149067
By being perpendicular to both.

>>18149647
how do I do that?

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>>18149681

>>18149067
By combining 100 trillion suns into a single point. Hopefully it'll be enough to cause space time to collapse in on itself.

>>18149681
Fuck if I know.
You think I'd still be here wasting my life on /x/ if I could planeswalk?
I'm still trying to figure it out, but if I ever do I'll try to remember to post the "how to" on my way out.
It's the least I could do.

>>18149067
ah dude that's common knowledge, just Google it.

>>18149067
watch a lot of porn and masterbate. not even kidding a portal opens in your mind theres scientific proof via chemicals.

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Smoke a blunt of some kush and turn the lights on while you look into a mirror.

Forget the first thing that comes to mind and only remember the second. There should be an infinite number of these seconds.

>>18149807
Freemasonry never worked for anyone "rational". <--- see what i did there? Irony.

Freemason=old drunk pedo crypto jews from alien planet

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>>18149067
OP is on the crack pipe with burned lips!

>cannot prove parellel world exists
>cannot prove he exists
>cannot prove consciouness

Therefore, Easter Bunny is real

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I don't recommend it.

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3 There was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews. 2 This man came to Jesus by night and said to Him, “Rabbi, we know that You are a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs that You do unless God is with him.”

3 Jesus answered and said to him, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

4 Nicodemus said to Him, “How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother’s womb and be born?”

5 Jesus answered, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7 Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’ 8 The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but cannot tell where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who is born of the Spirit.”

9 Nicodemus answered and said to Him, “How can these things be?”

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10 Jesus answered and said to him, “Are you the teacher of Israel, and do not know these things? 11 Most assuredly, I say to you, We speak what We know and testify what We have seen, and you do not receive Our witness. 12 If I have told you earthly things and you do not believe, how will you believe if I tell you heavenly things? 13 No one has ascended to heaven but He who came down from heaven, that is, the Son of Man who is in heaven.[a] 14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, 15 that whoever believes in Him should not perish but[b] have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.

18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. 21 But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.”

Take some extremely high doses of psychedelics or dissociative drugs and you will come to realize that any reality is simply a construct of your consciousness

You do this every second.

http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/text/john-asv.html

My best guess would be guided DMT use

>>18149067

You do so every time you change the frequency of your mind when you focus on different thoughts.

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>>18149067
fractal enlightment, youre actually looking at the enmity between the seed of the serpent and woman and the vagina i not what you think it is. and for last look at this https://es.pinterest.com/pin/402438916675566306/ every star and i mean the earth you and me can opena portal like this,bliss or grace have something to do with this