What is Satan's plan for humanity?

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>>18125982
He wants to see you humiliated and disturbed

I'm more concerned about humanity's plan. Whether it's run of the mill or spoopy stuff it's just as diconcerting. Satan would be a welcome guest with the ammount of growing dissention I have from the world.

>>18125994
You mean me specifically? That's pretty lame. I thought he was a bro.

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>>18126007
You thought so, huh

>>18126011
I still think he is. I'm not going to let someone on the internet dissuade me.

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>>18126018
>some one
What makes you think I am just one?

Complete enslavement and control. Not one human shall have any asociation with heaven through a painful mental process.

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>>18126022
What do you mean?

>>18126018
>asks internet about Satan's plan
>doesn't listen
>he's my bro xD
have fun with that
also underage pls go

>>18126031
I said he was "a bro" not my bro.

it's like im in a harem

lucifer-chan and god-sama cant stop fighting for me

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>>18126029
For more infurmation check out the creepypasta "King Come Down"
but be forewarned that it is a TRUE story and your computer may begin to exhibit strange behavior afterwards

>>18126041
Fear denies faith.

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>>18126039

>>18125999
I'm right there with you.

God is the Light and the Bringer of Darkness.
Satan is the Darkness and the bringer of Light.
Both are one.

Therefore it is not the fault of God which is also Satan, and Satan which is also God, but your faulty idea that does not come from the truth of this concept.

When God is the good guy and Satan the bad guy in your mind then you have a decisive disatvantage, because you must stand witness to the battle which nobody will ever win and nobody can ever lose.

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>>18126097
Jesus became sin. (The only way you could have known Him.) Then he was killed, by sinners, this is important to understand. Then the father, who is ONLY good, resurrected Jesus. Jesus never sinned, get it? He died to destroy sin. The only way out is through Him. He's almost here.

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non meme answer: he wants people to worship him


directly and also indirectly.

>>18125982
To be ruled by allahu ahkbars

There is no plan.

No ulterior motive.

He watches and he waits.

We come to him, he doesn't come to us.

>>18125994
>He wants to see you humiliated and disturbed

Then he has been doing a great job on all of us, considering the current state of thing around the globe.

>>18126022
Is that Shiva?

>>18128527
Who wants to know?

>>18125982
your autism

>>18128538
Me. Kali the Destroyer

I will kill everyone on earth.

>>18128543
then i know a certain devil-wevle that is gonna get a full tummy-tum-tum from now until forever

guess those fedora fellas are good for something after all :D

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>>18128543
>4chan
>autist
Where do you think you are?

>>18128493

Yes, I have plenty of pets that come to me fully prepared to worship... I do not beg or plan like a commoner.

Nor do I war without due reward (beautiful virgin sacrifices).

Your planet does not have much to motivate me to do anything!

You're a rather whimpering and boring species with poor perceptions.

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>>18125982
come to /pol/, we'll tell you all about it

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>>18125982
He wants us to join him in hell because Judecca is cold and lonely.

When I walk behind you, pain in your ass is there.
When I masturbate, there is a feeling in your ass of expansion.
While the fire burns warm and the sun beats down cold, I scare.

>>18127849
Alright, then why does he torture people in hell?

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>>18126109

sexual perversion, the age of decadence

I think he wants us to be free

>>18128968

Cuz it's fun...

Slavery