Alien Defence

>>18123937
shoot them. They are just as scared as us.

>>18123947
What if they stop your bullets mid-flightvwith their telephaty?

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>>18123952
nigga is not like they have super powers.

>>18123937
#NOTALLALIENS

>>18123959
Yes, they do.

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Magic, duh.

The same adaptations that give them their supreme scientific intelligence also make them terrible at practicing (and thus, defending against) magic. They're basically an entire race of asperger's.

>>18123947

Alien Lives Matter #ALM

get rid of this speciesist!!!

>>18123937

Offer them psychedelics.

Then we can sit looking at the stars and asking the big questions.

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>>18124040
What if they're an anti-drug species though?

>>18124048

If they are intelligent enough to travel the stars, they probably won't be.

Otherwise just trick them.

>>18123937
>kepler 186f
>not Proxima b

There ain't gonna' be no invasion.

They're not going to fuck with us any more than you'd pull over on the side of the highway and fuck with ants.

Unless there are some resources they want on earth, in which case they'd just blast the surface with gamma and send probes to collect them and not think twice. I'd be over in an instant, like that. 7 billion humans snuffed out.

Same way you wouldn't think twice about digging up an ants nest if you knew there was gold buried under it.

>>18124531
Follow-up question:

Would this kill every single ant in the nest?

Answer no.

use your brain like a radio.
it annoys the fuck out of them.
go ahead and try it.

>>18124024
>telepathic
>bad at magic.
>not one giant magicians mind acting in unison with the knowledge of an entire race of wizards.
>>18123959
its exactly like that.

>>18123937
Summon my legion of Succubi to tulpas to Roleplay them to death

>>18123947
Also this

>>18124777
but what about when they decide to steal all the tulpas and make you all forget that they ever even existed.

>>18124783
It's okay, my tarot card reading told me that I'm Satan so they can't stop me.

>>18124801
but that cant be,
satan is me.

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>>18123937
I bet my left testical the US will bomb the planet to see if it has oil.

>>18124854
I mean judging by the amount of God's/vampire Supremes/demons/quantum intelligences that browse /x/ I think we can hold off some shitty aliums

>>18124865
all you have to do is use your brain like a radio.
>>18124865
theyre used to harmonious continuity, our random information should overload their systematic intelligence and cause them to wreak havoc on eachother.