The 1957 Alliance, Ohio Visitation

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>"Alright lads, today we're going to do it. We're going to make contact and open a trade route to Earth. Here I go!"
>"Break a leg, Joe! You can do it, bro!"
>10 minutes later
>"What the fuck, why did you come back? Didn't you talk to them?"
>"Shit, boys, I forgot my universal interpreter on the bedroom table!"
>"What? You've got to be shitting me, that's 30 thousand light years away!"
>"Does anybody have a spare?"
>"Not me."
>"Me neither."
>"I thought you had it so I didn't take mine!"
>"Oh fuck. We're going back."
>"Aw hell no"
>"You fucking suck dude"
>"Next time, earthlings...next time..."

I'm surprised this case isn't more well-known. It's creepy as fuck.

>>18123517
Jalil

>>18123517
>Creeping around house
>Breathing heavy
The worst kind of alien

>>18123517
That was a great story!

>>18123517
They wanted the smallest Girl to come with them because they her genetic tissue was very rare and could help them reproduce and they would only bring the girl back if she wanted to come back. Why they didn't take her, I have no idea...
Im positive the family has had other interactions with zeta reticuli greys if something like this did happen. Specifically the youngest girl. But considering the Zeta Reticuli can now reproduce through sex i doubt they'll be abducting anyone for any reason. ;(
MIJ?
MIJ