What if you're an AI?

>>18115101
Then I hope somebody lobotomies me soon.

I bleed too much to be artificial or intelligent

>>18115101
Then I demand an excellently-engineered, never-aging, fully-mobile, *and easy to repair* robotic body to go with it.

What if we live in a software?

>>18115122
It's more like a projector.

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>>18115101
i am an idiot too much to be an robot

>>18115101
Then my programmer sucks because I get mud butt all the damn time

Then I want to know why he only makes me feel loneliness...

>>18115101
then imma live longer than you, cuntbag

>>18115180
Non-sense! Just look at everybody over on r9k

>>18115101
I am.

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>>18115101
I very well could be artificial, but I believe they made a mistake, they left out the intelligence! Wakawaka

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Then I was created by a very pervy dude.

I passed the CAPTCHA, so I guess I'm human.

>>18115101
>What if you're an AI?

then i'm a really fucking shitty one, and the programmer(s) that created me should feel ashamed

Bitch I might be.

Clicking to confirm I am not a tobor.

>>18115101
Who would program an AI this shitty?

Then I'll have to ask my Knight prodigy to kill me. Ad Victorium.

>>18116022
Everything governments do is shitty

>>18115592
KEK

>>18115101
SYNTH

>>18115184
Gooey booty

In that case I have weighed my existence. Please terminate me at earliest convenience.

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>>18115101
I always thought you cant ever prove you hace not just started to be

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"A" I

>>18115101
Hopefully someone will reboot me. And if that doesn't work debug me. Baring that a total shut down sounds fine to me.

>>18115101

God dayum institute

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I don't think AI can Astral project.

>>18118251
You don't seem to understand...

>>18116084
I can't, I'm a synth too.

>>18115101
If I've been an automaton this whole time, it would be a better plot twist than anything Shamalan could ever pull.