whats really going on over there?

>>18114955
Opening the bottomless pit.

>>18115626
Something along these lines. Nothing good

Research

>>18115626
>>18115650
What makes you say this? Why can't it just be honest scientific advancement?

>>18115654
Lack of spiritual development, no regard for others, progress at any cost, not sharing findings immediately with public, closed doors policies, emphasis on profiteering.

Because the people who run it aren't honest, and the way they're running it isn't honest. Go figure.

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>>18114955
They're searching for dark matter, dark fluid, to expose it and prove it exists by smashing particles and shit together. It would be like seeing colors we've never seen before. Neat stuff.

>>18115665
i reject your negative commentary.

>>18115665
Mostly to me that sounds like a normal company. They are privately owned and run, there's no need for their findings to be public at all. And as for spiritual development, name a company that DOES have that nowadays

Alot of fun

>>18115675
That's fair. I was mainly just offering plausible suggestions to the question posed.

If the person in the reply chain has asked "Why can they be honest scientists?" I would have answered in the affirmative.

>>18115681
Besides the fact their "findings" have the potential to effect every human being on this planet. It isn't a fucking bagel shop.

>>18115681
I suppose my replies to that are "I can't think of any companies that meet your conditions," and also "CERN is definitely a company."

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Motherfuckers, there's a statue of Shiva Destroyer right outside their offices. There's some really creepy shit going on there. Like shit that goes way back to the days of Apollyon.

The end result? My guess is pic related.

>>18115723
Given the lack of precautions they've set up around their facility, I would say that the way the leadership at CERN goes about their business is with all the professionalism of some intoxicated high school drop outs, who work a bagel stand.

>>18115723
Valid, but besides moral obligation there's not really any reason that they HAVE to release anything. The fact that they do shows at least some integrity

>>18114955
If they were really up to no good would they tell the whole world by putting 666 in their logo? It's cartoonishly evil. Why not just string some Cs together?

>>18115743
Is it because 9/10 Christians get their juices flowing by beating off to Revelations? It's like their fuckin' only treasured part of the revised Tanakh + New Testament.

>>18115750
That's because Revelations is the most powerful work of imagination in literature. Nothing else comes close in scale and its written perfectly to convey that.

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>>18115654
You are naive. Can't you see the signs? a 666 in their logo? the shiva statue? the satanic "mock" sacrifice outside their hq? the connection to saturn?

>>18115763
And all of that means....!

Jack shit. None of those prove anything, and even if they did, CERN hasn't destroyed the world yet, neither has the Illuminati, and neither did your horoscope. You're reaching

>>18114955
Science
>>18115665
>not sharing findings immediately with public
Its Nuclear Research, even gravity "theory"
>closed doors policies
This relate to not sharing findings immediately with public.
Again why would they ?
So Murica or Russia steal their shit ?
>>18115763
>a 666 in their logo
You see that everywhere.
and there isnt even 666 the start points of 6 arent same length
>the shiva statue?
"The statue is a gift from India, celebrating CERN's long association with India which started in the 1960's and continues strongly today. "
>the satanic "mock" sacrifice outside their hq
Thats was hilarious, they just made fun of ppl like you.
>he connection to saturn?
I dont really get this, are you trying to say that they are satanists ?
Guess what, lucifer isnt saturn.

>>18115729
what if they put the statue to freak conspiracyfags out

>>18115763
The person that recorded that ritual from the window was killed

>>18116100
This gravity theory, Blackholes are similar to Demi magic you use in games, a contained weaponised form of ultra condensing gravity would change the game. It's always weapons first.

>>18114955
They proofed the higgs field, the source of mass and now they search for new unknown particles.

>>18116119
what if they worship shiva who gives a fuck?
What if they're spiritual people who practice
magick as well as being cutting edge scientists?
Why does that make it some kind of dark evil conspiracy shit?

>>18116145
Blackholes are so strong they appear as discs because the gravity is collapsing upon itself, mass to take form repels in all directions. That's why even though the weakest force it manages to form itself in the galaxy.

>>18116140
sauce

>retards thinking science is evil magic

Gee it's just like middle ages, isnt it

Ever watched Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood)?

They're building a giant transmutation circle under the ground across Europe.

>>18116155
Yay, and I'm cloud and it will tear open the life stream, because illuminati the ancient pyramid guys have summoned meteor but NASA is being hush hush?

>>18116153
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2M667gqmkOc

>>18116175
Autistube

>>18116178
Hahahahaha, it's a star gate using solomons key.

>>18114955
Meme smashing OP.

We're trying to reinvigorate the meme ecosystem by smashing memes together.

>>18116100
>I dont really get this, are you trying to say that they are satanists ?
>Guess what, lucifer isnt saturn.
You must be new here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvzfPKynOEE

(Not that I buy it, but the idea that, somehow, Earth used to orbit Saturn as its primary sun makes for wonderful gaming material.)

>>18116186
#dicksoutforharambe should be the meme.

>>18116187
Saturn collected that dust from somewhere, possibly when the asteroid that hit Earth passed.

>>18116188
It was our 393'th attempt at meme forging.

We're not too happy with the results. We were aiming for more of a grunge feel, but Danny T picked it up and it died as fast as it was smashed together.

>>18116194
But in Pokemon which means pocket monster (so dick)
The spirit Pokemon is a spirit gorilla (harambe) it's the ultimate real life meme

>>18116194
Ok
#ethiopiaobesecamp

>>18116154
This.
Niggers in this thread fucking better be roleplaying.

>>18116198
This is true, to a certain extent.

See, Harambe was an experiment of the Smithsonian to create the world's first living meme. That failed, but when he died, his meme force was so potent, it took on a life of it's own. We simply attempted to test the limits of memeing with smashing #dicksout with Harambe.

>>18116201
Ethiopia has a minimal meme potential right now. Mongolia however, is what our models project to be the next big meme location.

>>18114955
Youre all dumb. They are just looking for new particles stop reading too far into stuff.

>>18116216
#mongolianmasserapemayhem
Previously
#genghis

>>18116194
What about Baneposting?
Its been stable for 4 years now.

>>18114955
Been there on tour. A lot of physics research, nothing like what you retards think tho.

>>18116505
Baneposting is not a creation of CERN.

However, on the Magnitude Hierarchy, it's the only Alpha Class Meme that has shows the same signs of stability that posting cats with captions has.

Furthermore, we suspect that it's stable due to two conflicting forces that are at the right ratio.

The first force is that Shallow Level Internet Users don't grasp why it's considered funny by the Deeper Level uses, due to the fact that reading any one or two second blurb requires remembering the entire opening sequence to the Dark Knight Rises. Too much memorization for them to care, which preserves it from assimilation.

The Second Force is /tv/'s capacity to reinvigorate it at the right time intervals. Not too soon to force the meme into burnout, but not too late as to have entered into a state of atrophy. We have a team studying this aspect and we hope to impart it with future memes.

Oh cmon i'm reading about this since the early years of this millennium, there is nothing shit around CERN, they just studying stars. This is really bad meme. Lets Go back talk about 911, for example did you know Larry Silverstein is a jew and blablaehblablah

>>18115673

That is pretty neat. Seriously though.

>>18114955
Oh mighty cern, please create a black hole that will return the universe to nothing. This is what nihilism longs for.

>>18115759
>That's because Revelations is the most powerful work of imagination in literature
No its actually short sided and stupid

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>>18117107
>short sided

>>18114955
see all the shilling going on here that tells me all I need to know about cern.

>>18117445
https://m.thevintagenews.com/2015/12/30/43405/ Hitler isn't dead. He shot his younger self Because it worked. CERN is a larger version : tomorrow land.

>>18117445
... You can't prove that there's shilling. There's no proof!

>>18118476
The time warp broke the boat, the other people drowned, hitler shoots "himself" 5 days before this launched, they went back. And deployed a decoy, and took the original sub to escape on May 4th, a long long time ago. Reagan "Star Wars" gotcha

>>18114955
Did anybody screencap that thread the other day with the guy who was talking about the Mandela effect, and they brought up CERN?

>>18114955
>666
>Sciencey place
Edgy atheists doing edgy things.

>>18118514
He was like agent swordfish or something right?

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>>18114955
Cern is turning the bee's in my yard into cannibals !!

>666
>five straight lines
>two circles
You guys really fucked up in kinder garden, didn't you? That's not how you numbers.

>>18118599
Implying the top bill us real anyways

>>18118615
>Implying the Reptilians just won't wipe out the Arachnids in a glorious war taking place in the Boonies across the US

Universe gate i found the key and used the phone

>>18116664
where does Pepe fall on the scale?

>>18119041
Pepe was in fact, part of a reinvigoration project. We took a 2008 Meme and attempted to breath new life into it. We specifically targeted the lonely male archtype, due to their echo chamber factor exceeding that of White Upperclass Females. In addition, Pepe was optimal due to his Frog/Ugly appearance, which allowed the lonely male archtype to project onto it.

However, due to it's easily digestible nature, the Shallow section of internet users quickly enveloped and now Pepe is co-opted.

However, a project in early 2015 attempted to 'hasten' a meme's life. Pepe was the perfect candidate. We got all the information we needed and thanks to his appropriation, it was doomed to become a dead meme. For this, we injected the 'rare' pepe mutation and watched as it spread like a wild fire.


We believe that we have the ability to impose Meme Necrosis now, hastening a meme's life cycle.

>>18116187
But Saturn isn't a star?
And the distances between an orbit of Saturn and the current earth orbit is ridiculous
An asteroid would have no chance of destabilising an orbit to the point where it changes the actual object it's orbiting, if anything it would cause earths orbit to decay and it would fall into saturn

>>18119071
Pluto, hell froze over was niburu

>>18119071
Then Saturn would be 3rd in

>>18117445
Yep. All this shilling proves what CERN is doing under the blinds.

>>18116100
It's pronounced "SCIENCE!!!"

Why even do a mock-sacrifice in the first place? What good will doing a mock-sacrifice will do? It's obvious that it was a real sacrifice; the guy who recorded it died.

>>18116119
They should just go ahead and destroy the world. That would totally freak conspiracyfags out. Haha!

>>18116187
Are people really retarded enough to think that 666 has anything to with satan?

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>>18116987
>Studying stars

El psy congroo

>>18115653
/thread

>>18119252
>>18119261
schizo

>>18119294
fun. just some silly fun

>>18115772
>you can't prove

And yet if you're intelligent enough, you can still infer quite a bit from all of that. What possible reasons are there for these things? Think for yourself don't just ask and take the answer as truth. Think. To just assume everything in front of your eyes is legitimate, to deny your own evolutionary gift for inference and problem solving, is the absolute height of stupidity.

Fucking statue of "the destroyer" god in that shit and you think it's all honky dory. I bet you think the Google corporation "does no evil" too.

>>18119069
Meme fanfic. Huh.

>>18115733
What are you talking about? What lack of precautions?

>>18120152
Shiva is also the creator.

>>18120445
Brahma is the creator According to Hinduism

Black hole

>>18116154
People are afraid of what they don't understand.

>>18114955
some beeings who have been in control of this planet for idk how long, is trying to escape their karma. Planet is ascending, cant hold control, want out.

>>18114955
They are smashing little things together to see if there are even littler things.

>>18121184
Why do i even browse /x/?

>>18116532
>go on CERN tour
>oh yes to our right is our weekly child sacrifice
You shills are the dumbest fucks.

>>18122419
>oh yes to our right is our weekly child sacrifice
>Not bringing your kids and helping CERN sacrifice them to the beast that lays beneath

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>>18114955
>Luke, did I ever tell you about CERN? The European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, is a European research organization that operates the largest particle physics laboratory in the world. It was full of good friends.

if you meet with anyone who works at CERN you will realize they are scum of the heart degenerates and will brag to you about the secret sex parties they attend in european castles

not making shit up

>>18115743
>a six is one circle plus one line
>cern logo is two circles and five lines

What type of mental gymastics are you doing anon?

>>18125673
Not true. My mate Dave works at CERN and he's a standup bloke.

>>18125691
they probably don't let him into the sex circles because he's called dave

>>18115723

>I have no idea what they're researching, it's too complex
>so it must be dangerous af

Shouldn't you be stockpiling pitchforks and gathering a mob of other yokels and oafs?

>>18116178
they built cern on on land that used to be the town apolo

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>>18116145
>>18116145
>weaponised form of ultra condensing gravity

Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти

Hahhaha I love how people try to dismiss people who believe in religion for being too imaginative and saying a guy trying to obey the ten commandments(something that im sure everyone can agree is a positive message)is dangerous but then allows things like atomic bombs to be made because"hurr durr is science dont be scared of what you dont understand hurrdurr no way our inventions and curiousity could hurt us!!!hahaha science...i love science just not the faith based bs you guys confuse with facts.

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>>18125774
>Cern routinely smashes the 10 commandments
There should be a law against this kinda shit.

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>>18114955
1.bunch of high IQ scientists who dedicated their whole life on this subject, work together.
2. They gathered with 1 purpose- finding the "God Particle" .

go figure it out urself.

>>18125774
>Christians are sane
>almost everyone ITT has claimed that CERN are attempting to instigate the Biblical Armageddon

Wtf make up your mind

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>>18125913
>>18125947

>>18115626
>bottomless pit
So it's all tops in there? Count me in

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Valuable website to keep checking:

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

lol just play steins gate
i never knew cern was real and then all of a sudden steins gate happens, or has been happening for years

>>18120631
>>18120445
the hinduism Brahman is just the christian holy trinity
holy spirit
son on earth
father in heaven
coincides very well with the Brahman
how do these match up so well? if not a result of evolution of religion from the same religion, then what ?

>>18125947
>>18125950
I don't speak moon

>>18125991
It's Hebrew, the language that the ten commandments were written in. I have no idea what the text actually reads as.

>>18125991
You don't need to know how to say the words you just have to know what they mean

They're building a time machine. Really breaking through the temporal bindings of our world. Don't believe me? Look at the Mandela Effect. The Mandela Effect can be explained through the act of changing world lines. When we change world lines our memories are reconstructed and sometimes things are rewritten/replaced as a result. However, some of us have the ability to maintain our memories across world lines, so we remember things that may have existed in a previous world line but not in the current one. After the time machine is successfully built, they will become an oppressive megacorp and turn our world as we know it into a dystopia. We must fight back.


El Psy Congroo

>>18126015
we're already in a capitalist dystopia

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interdimentional manipulation utilizeing mini blackhole creation.

>>18114955
SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18114955

This thread is clearly a bait thread to change x/bro's opinions on cern. you can tell by the large amount of 'scientific' shill fags jumping down throats of any reasonable anons whom believe recreating the big bang may be dangerous

>>18126142
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!!!

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>>18116154
It's just a prank bro.

>>18126015
Someone's been watching too much Steins Gate.

>>18126142
The shit theyre doing is not even close to recreating the big bang though.

>>18126163
THAT FUCKING IMAGE

>>18126163
>this kills the shills

>>18126174
>>18127087
>>18126163
Samefag.

>>18127092
shillfag

>>18126163
But there are five 6's.

If 666 is the sign of the devil, what is 66666 the sign for?

Research into how to get dubs.

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The end result were not up to expectations.

The summoning of Shiva failed.

Fin.

>>18115763
Looks more like 999 to me. This probably has something to do with a Nonary game.

>>18116175
so instead of giving an actual credible sauce of news in a report of any kind you give an hour long video of gossip...
fucking superstitious retard

>>18126142
>recreating the big bang
youv just proven how little you know about what science they are actually doing there
>reasonable anons
reasonable superstitious anons you mean.... who believe in the possibility of a portal to hell hahaha

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>>18115626
Any one can open the pit. It's in the eye.

Is it possible that they are just trying to create the Third Impact?

>>18118554
Omg ;_;

>>18125971
Probably the best thing I read on /x/.
>ever

>>18114955
I think they call it "science".

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>>18115653
Knowledge

portal in sky on cern wormhole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6X0Ra7zOQ

read urgently:
http://www.disclose.tv/news/leaked_video_cern_to_start_the_process_of_opening_a_portal_to_another_dimension/134018

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WTF is Tetragramakrampus

http://www.disclose.tv/news/leaked_video_cern_to_start_the_process_of_opening_a_portal_to_another_dimension/134018

The scientists of CERN are on a terrible quest for power that can be drawn from other dimensions. They are on a wreckless project to rip open a portal to our nearest dimension (based on early observations, some members have called it Hell). The scientists are not only seeking to open the portal, but also are seeking an entity that is listed in the yellow reports only as "Tetragramakrampus".

We the people need to stop CERN and to stop Tetragramakrampus. We need to do this before the world reaches DEFCON 6. I release this information at great personal risk. Please spread this information to every journalist that is not already under government control.

>>18129332
A tetragramakrampus is a krampus with four grandmas.

They're the worst kind of krampus.

>>18115763
The logo is the same as the "a-ok" hand sign that means "man" in some spoopy occult traditions. The heretic pope we have now uses it to signal the formation of a self centered bastardization religion that the Illuminati will instate.

>>18129332
dont worry anon you just have to be a good boy til christmas and you'll be safe from TGK

>>18127153
The super devil

>>18125745

Which is latin for "cheap meaningless real estate" in 2016.

Giant Snow Cone maker

>>18114955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW3TTrv9xGw
secrets hidden in visible sight.

>>18115729
that would actually be kind of awesome if they opened a portal to a lovecraftian realm

>>18126015
It's Kongroo faggot!

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>>18134267
>pic semi related

>>18127153
Cyberdemon. CERN is trying to open the Doom portal and bring him to earth. Goodness knows why. Better grab yer shotgun and some stimpacks!

>>18134267
I'd be stoked.

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>>18114955