No fucks given: I want to mess with the paranormal

Any number of rituals will do it. My suggestions to you - try the midnight man, the Raven man (if you live somewhere rural), or the knockertell.

>>18112031
Summon something from the Goetia to the T of a Hermetic Dawn styled ceremony. Could be good. One of these bad boys

http://www.esotericarchives.com/solomon/goetia.htm

looking into all of these, cant do knockertell I was hoping for something to be done with two people, for maximum chance of finding a fuck to give.

>>18112031
no

>>18112096
what?

>>18112083
ive got nothing of interest for the folk of the goetia doubt this would work

>>18112031

Id proceed with caution. yea you give no fucks now but if you summon something and you end up regretting it theres no going back. it could fuck with you the rest of your life.

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>>18112179
>neglecting to consider that all this shit is fake and gay
Evaluate your life niggy

If you go on a killing spree or hear voices with nightmares have fun! Then theres the chance of absolutely fucking nothing happening.

You don't need any specific ritual. Technically you don't even need a board.
Your best chance at summoning evil spirits is to channel the memory and mindset of the person that was created inside of you by all of that fucked up shit your dad put you through, then use that new-found energy to enact evil, like punch a baby or stab a dude.