GOREDAY

>>18100628
It took three days to download it and I looked at the size of the game and it was 666 gigs. I clicked play. I looked at an email from my friend before I could click play. “Do not click play, Michael.” (because my name is Michael) “Why?” I asked them. “Because you will be cursed like us.” “Are you joking?” “I am not joking. Nothing is funny…” I looked later and found a hidden picture link with a picture saying “IN HELL” after I played the game. “What do you mean in Hell?” I asked. “We are the damned. You shall suffer too if you play the game like we did on June 6, 2006.” I looked at my clock: it was (when this story takes place) 11:59:59 PM, June 5, 2006. I accidentally clicked play and my screened turned black. The game started like exactly Payday 2, but it was different: the game said “Welcome to pain.” The main menu came up like normal, but in the clouded distance I could see things dangling in the background out of good view and my character was gone.

I clicked Crime.net and one game came up with three people. I joined it and automatically connected which is odd because games normally take forever to join. I joined the game and it was my three friends all named Six. They were all wearing the gagged mouth masks. I said hi in the chat and a text came up that said, “Welcome, Michael.” I looked at who posted it, it said Satan. “Hi,” I typed in the chat, “You can start the game now.” It did.

>>18100631
was new to mods, but this mod was odd. The level was an ocean of real looking blood and we were on a raft in the middle of the ocean of the real looking blood. My friends were on the raft too, but were all looking at the sky. I looked up and saw something terrifying. It was a face with a smile, but it was demonic. It was like an evil leprechaun. A new message from Satan appeared saying, “It smiles on the weakest and is hungry for the pain of people playing this game. People like YOU.” I then looked down and saw one of my friend was gone. I heard a blood kernelling scream and looked up. I didn’t see this part because I was looking away, but my friend was ripped the pieces and eaten by the smile. I looked back up and he was dead.

The game ended and we were in a new lobby, this for a game called “6, Part 2” and the first game was “6, Part 1”. The card game came up and I clicked the middle card. It was a mask. The mask was of a pig. I put on the mask and the message saying what it was about said, “This mask is evil. DO NOT WEAR IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BECOME EVIL.” I exited back to the game lobby and the game immediately started.

In this game we were in a corn field and the field was not corn, but dead bodies standing up. They were all chanting, “Save us. Save us.” I thought this sounded like something from my nightmares and then I noticed it was what my mom said before she died in front of me by cutting off her ears and bleeding to death in front of me. I began to cry, but then I saw the bodies suck in one of my friends and they died saying, “Center mass. Center mass for God IS DEAD.”

>>18100632
The game ended and we in the lobby with just me and one other person. The next game said, “Six, Part 3 (X2).” The game started and we were in a church. On the ceiling was a blood text saying, “GOD IS DEAD.” I looked at my friend and he was kneeling at an alter. I walked up to him and typed in, “Are you okay?” He turned around slowly, showing the smiling face saying, “Save us. Save us.” I then knew the game was haunted by my dead mom. She had gone to Hell and was now trying to take me with her. I looked up and the bloody text now said, “JOIN ME. I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL.” I looked down and I saw a glimpse of my mom’s dead body in a pool of her own blood before the game ended.

The newest lobby had me alone with the next game called, “Welcome home, Michael.” The game started. This game was in a house. I started in a room. I looked around. It was my room. I looked to my right in the game and saw blood on my bed. I looked to my right in real life and saw on my bed was a bottle of red substance. I didn’t know what it was, but I looked at it and it was blood. I don’t know why, but I poured out the blood into a words saying, “ACCEPT”. I looked back at my game and in the game was my mom standing behind me. I turned around and saw my mom standing behind me. I was not scared, but instead happy. It was nice to see her again even if she was a zombie coming to take my soul to Hell. I looked back at my game with a smile and typed in, “I love you mommy,” but the words appeared in real life on my skin as cuts.

>>18100635
I looked in the chat and the text said from my mom, “You are the last person. All your friends were killed to give me power to take you. You are Satan now.” The game ended and I was brought back to the main screen, but I was standing there. I was wearing a full black goat head mask and the eyes were black with red pupils and behind me was my dead mom and next us was the hanging bodies of my three friends – all with “6” carved into their heads. I then died.

This is bad, rewrite and try again. Maybe study story writing.

>>18100638
maybe you should learn to appreciate when people share their experiences.

>>18100646
Except this is a badly written story and not an experience.

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>>18100637
>i then died

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>18100649
This. Shit's retarded.

>>18100649
>badly written

>>>>implying

>>18100638
>>18100649
>>18100652

you guys must be new around here

this guy gets it

>>18100650

>>18100655

Not new just hate badly written stories.

>>18100631
>it took 3 days to download
>it was 666 gigs

my sides are now non existant. disregard my previous post, this is gold

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Bahaha, what a shitty story.
Nightmares from a game?
Are you 9?
666 GB for a game?

I am literally crying from laughter.

>>18100662
Shit's so dumb I can't even laugh at it. I'm honestly offended.

>>18100659

OP apparently is Satan now. you better watch the fuck out

>>18100665
Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Because now, I will santch every motherfucker birthday.

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>>18100632
>in this game we were in a corn field and the field was not corn, but dead bodies standing up

are you people fucking reading this? holy shit, im screencapping it

bless OP's heart. he brightened my day

>>18100670
Okay, I actually started reading it. It gets a chuckle, nothing more.

can we have a crappypasta thread?

>I then knew the game was haunted by my dead mom
How the fuck did you make that connection?

>>18100666
Ave Satanas!

>>18100681
Are you not entertained with this fine piece of comedy gold?!

>>18100686
i am, it made me crave some more quality literary arts.

>i then died

i love the finality of it all. but then, if OP is dead then...

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>>18100691
... Who was OP?!!?!??!?!?

>>18100691
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Space Marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

>>18100695
OP was phone

>>18100697
timless classic

r8 10/666

>>18100637
>You are Satan now

welp

>>18100628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qrqpI3tls
you guys might like this

>i do not know what has happened, but i feel the need to tell you

>>18100737
>>18100731
listening to it makes it 10 times better

Cringe

>>18100628
how much is the hell dlc

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Thank you for this OP

>>18100628
Are you even trying?

>>18101882
666 dollars (minus 3 dollars so it's 663, but there's a hidden 0.1% increase which makes it 666 actually)

>>18102162
are you?