What the Hell do demons do with or need souls for?

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>>18099653
My favorite answer still comes from Sandman.

>>18099674
So you're saying it's perfectly safe to enter a pact with the devil?

>>18099653
Demons aren't real. Humans are, and in reality do some fucked up shit!

>>18099720
The point is that the devil would have zero interest in entering into a pact with you.

>>18099653
Life force.

What would you do with it if someone offered you the entire chunk of energy their synapses would use for the rest of their life?

From a material aspect, just look at the caloric joules a human life burns through. The folks who set %DV shit on food labels base that on a 2000 calorie diet. You know what a calorie actually is? It's tge energy required to heat 1cc of water 1°C. In just one week, those folks assume the average human consumes and uses enough energy to literally vaporize a snowball. Life expectancy at ~75 years means about 3800 vaporized snowballs per human life.

We're batteries waiting to be bought.

>>18099734
So what's the basis for demonology?

>>18099748
In the real world, the same as faith healing, creationism, fortune telling, new age bullshit, etc. A combination of delusion, ignorance and hucksterism.

>>18099653
demons don't need souls.

They need bodies. Duh.

Demons ARE SOULS.

>>18099782
>demons are souls
>demon souls
>>>/v/

>>18099747
idk what you're talking about with snowballs or whatever but yeah life force

same idea behind blood sacrifice

>>18099800
Basically think of it like the human farms in the Matrix movies, except rather than our material selves being churned into fuel, it's our chi/prana/etc

>>18099845
the human farms in the matrix were illogical
it takes more energy to keep humans alive than they produce by heat. first law of thermodynamics

>>18099863
The description in >>18099845 was actually what The Matrix was originally - the producers figured nobody would understand it so they used the battery analogy instead.

>>18100004
Well that's nifty; guess I picked a halfway decent example then lol

I sold my soul to the devil. But it's gods to do with as he pleases.

>>18099845
don't forget our orgon energy

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>>18099796
> demon souls not demons souls

>>18099747
>>18099800
So am I to understand that hell is actually a Monsters Inc. type conspiracy?

It's a place for life's foot to walk all over.

>>18099748
Bullshit, obviously

>>18100334
well I'm talking about the "demons" or spirits on earth

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>tfw Thomas helps you get all the souls you need