Lets try this

Male, 16, When will I find happiness and where

>>18092186
Male, 24, Did the curse I just did work?

Male. 20. Why does everyone dislike/hate me?

>>18092186

Male, 25, will i ever get the power and influence i crave?

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male, 24, when will I find..glory?

>>18092190
You will , son. When youre 24, hmm work place maybe scool.

female, 24. does he have feelings for me?

>>18092192
Yep, did fine

>>18092209

no, because you are a whore.

>>18092213

you seem a little bit upset anon, are you having a bad day?

>>18092194
Haha. Everyone? Nah, just a few

>>18092214

upset? no need to project yourself here, im having a great day so far, unlike most whores.

>>18092198
That. I dont know.

>>18092186
Female
23
When will I find him?

>>18092218

What can you tell about me, then.

>>18092204
That I dont know.

>>18092204
Dude, that's my meme
>now our meme

>>18092215
Second part of possible. How do I beat the hollowness I feel a lot?

>>18092212
Thanks :)

>>18092186
Great, another one of those information gathering threads. Don't you have enough of our metadata, Mr Google?

We teach your captcha AI for free yet you still come looking for more?

Fuck you.

Male, 26. Should I go on the vacaction I am planning next week and will I be surprised there?

>>18092215
Second part of possible. How do I beat the hollowness I feel a lot?>>18092227
*if fuck

>>18092220

Whores dont find their significant partners, never

Female, 19, should I be with bapho or geifs?

>>18092220
Sorry, you, wont,
Wait...
You will have twins

>>18092235

Doesnt matter, you are only useful to bear seeds and be a sexual object. Choose the one you fancy the most, whore.

>>18092231
Yeah, go there, have fun, thats all

>>18092237

don't worry anon someday soon a girl will touch your small wiener and make you feel special <3

>>18092236
Hm. When? And weird because twins run in my family

>>18092247
I cant tell. 5 years from now.

>>18092186
female
26
what kind of person will I marry?

>>18092186

male 22, What am i lacking?

>>18092260
Hmm. Sorry to say. You will be in early 40s . That guy in litterature.

>>18092260

C.G.

>>18092269
Hate to say it. Charm. Work on smiling.

>>18092278
could you have meant philosophy?

>>18092287
Pretty sure

>>18092186
Male, 21. Why does it feel as though she's not interested in me?

>>18092303
so it was or it wasn't philosophy?

>>18092308
Shes not, son. Sorry

>>18092319
I honestly cant tell. Its humaniora.. i see writting .sorry.

>>18092327
What more do you see, feel or hear about this man? Sorry if I'm pestering but it's of grand importance to me.

>>18092320
Possible to ask one more?

>>18092337
Have to it, some snooty guy. Not the one for you.
You gotta work out yourself..

male, 30

question: can you see anything promising in my future?

>>18092348
Ask away

female, 20 (21 sept 10), how do i get my life together? will i be successful?

>>18092357
Lol, you bet. Carry on

>>18092258
Pretty cool either way. Thanks much

>>18092356
But then why would I be marrying him...? So I marry the wrong guy??

>>18092361
Male, 21. Will I be able to succeed this year?

>>18092371
Oh boy. You will never marry the right guy.
You need to find yoursellf

>>18092372
Nope.

>>18092398
That's..brutal.

Male, 23,

Lately I have had the overwhelming feeling that I am going to die soon. I don't know why, but one day, not too long ago, I walked outside and I got this feeling like I "know" death is coming for me soon. Any thoughts on this?

>>18092409
Funny, i had the same. Its the subconscious playing trix on is

Am I going to be financially prosperous?

>>18092433
Youre gonna get by, but will have a lot of troubles l

>>18092186
Male
20
Is it going to work out, or am I stuck with the life I assumed I was going to have?

>>18092186
Male, 20, Can you see anything bad in my future?

>>18092466
We dont ask that
>>18092466
Som. Eventully

>>18092465
Hell no. It gets way better

Female, 18
Will I be happy and having a fulfiled life after 4 years?

>>18092186
Will i be happy with the girl i love?

>>18092186
Male
22
Will I find true love

>>18092542
Nope

>>18092547
Actually, you will get pretty close.
Dont ask how and when

Female, 22. I feel like I'm stuck and have no idea how to proceed from here. Anything promising in my future? Or am I gonna be at a dead end forever?

>>18092558

Will I ever get loved back?

>>18092570
Youre a tough one. You need to reinvent yourself

>>18092550
Can you see why not?

>>18092579
Pretty sure you will

>>18092186
Male, 18, I have been feeling a sense of dread for the past few days, is there something I should be looking out for?

>>18092605
Age. You will grow apart.

>>18092620
Nope, son. All is good, carry on.

>>18092625
20 Male

>>18092604
Can you tell me how exactly? Move to a different city/country? Disappear and live under a new name? I've been considering the former desu but as I said I have no idea how to proceed from where I am now.

>>18092186
Male, 26 yo. My question is: How do I get the 100% of the points in my English test when I usually make 90 to 95% when I try older exams?
I've studied a lot, but the more I study, the more I realize I still have more to learn.

Male, 29, is the long distance relationship I'm in a elaborate and well role played catfish?

>>18092641
Its more looking inside, acknowledge who you are.
Chill out pay attention to heartbreath.

>>18092363
????

>>18092649
You dont.. sorry... you do

>>18092667
wait what?

>>18092667
My bad. You do

>>18092186
Make 26. Will I ever get a qt3.14 loyal gf?

>>18092683
Male

>>18092662
>acknowledge who you are
Well, I was hoping it wouldn't come to that lmao guess there's no escape. Thanks OP.

>>18092683
>>18092683
Nah. You will get some.

Male, 18, am I heading down the right career path?

Do it with a familiar of mine. He's male, he's 14 almost 15, and he'd like to know when will he stop being socially alone and mind-troubled.

>>18092737
For now its good. Two years on you may ask yourself.

>>18092186
Male, 21, does the future look good or bad for me?

>>18092780
It looks good. Some ups and downws, dont give up

Male
20
Will my heart doctor give me the okay for the military

Male
18
when will i get a girlfriend again?

>>18092186
Female, 23, will things fall into place soon

>>18092881
No, do something about it bitch

>>18092885
Lol thanks

>>18092839
No

>>18092868
You wont

>>18092876
It doesnt mztter, its all good

>>18092758
Bitch, you wont reply me? Fuck you. Suck this fat cock.

>>18092186
Male, 22, is something haunting me/trying to contact me in my dreams?

Sorry guys, I needed a little sleep. Im back now.

>>18093472
Try again

>>18093491
No, but pay attention to the messages.

Female, 16, will I turn out like my parents?

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>>18092186
Male, 18

Should I transfer to the other course or just go to a different university?

>>18093904
You will most certainly not.

>>18092186
male, 31, what does the future hold?

>>18093916
Try another course first.

>>18092186
M, 18

Why am I so awfully sad?

>>18093920
It hold everything. There are endless paths, you choose one now and later another one.

One man believes in his own bullshit, another one does not.

You can fulfill a basic task.
You come here into a pool of people who are partly in doubt and make the basic appear as an exclusive.

I'd say your bullshit is worth believing in.
Not because you are able to fulfill a basic task, but because you manage to fool so many people with your talking.

Consider me fooled.
Where are you coming from?

>>18093924
You're trying to figure out who you are, you feel lost and aimless. You will get on track though, it take time and work.

>>18093927
That is not the answer i wanted. What about gf, and other things?

>>18093928
No one has to believe me. I'm not fooling people, what would I gain with that?

>>18093933
If you want the answers that suit you best, you might as well give them to yourself.

>>18093919
this is very reassuring to hear. thank you!

>>18093938
Yes nobody has to believe you.
And that is what will make some believe already.

They come to your table and deliver something from which you prepare your product which you display here. Without them you could not do it, right?

So what do you gain from it?
It is a good question, yes.
Let that be the question that is hanging in the air between us.

>>18093939
No, i want you to answer my questions in a way i can understand.
Your answers are useless to me if i can't understand them.

>>18092186
26, f. Why did he ask me to meet him today?

>>18093995
Then please more specific. I said in op, ask a question. I can't lay out the whole roadmap of your life here.

>>18094004
I can't tune into him, only you.

>>18094012
Ok, I'll try again: am I right to be so desperately worried about tomorrow? (Unrelated to previous q)

27, male. Why don't you keep in your div thread so I can filter it out?

>>18094016
There are reason to be worried.

>>18094017
I guess that's one of lifes big mysteries we never know the answer for.

Male, 30. Can your mom look for my wallet, I think I dropped it behind the nightstand.

>>18094069
Sure, I'll ask her.

>>18092186
male 21
What do I look like? (approx.)
What is the color of my hair?
What is the color of my eyes?
What is the color of my skin?

Also: Will I get my powers back soon?

>>18094940
Yuo look very gay
No

>>18094956
Will I ever get them back in this run?

>>18094974
If you run backwards, ye

>>18094981
how to run backwards?

>>18092186
Male 22

How can I get the things I want?

>>18092186
Female aprx. 20. Will i ever have children?

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29, female. What should I do with myself?

male 19

tell me something relevant?

Male, 22, when Will i Lose my virginity?

18, m. What am I?!

Male, 22, will I get what I want on Tuesday?

>>18095349
seeking them
>>18095487
no
>>18095636
not that first thing, the second one.
>>18095708
her.
>>18095794
eventually. but your not exactly making much effort.
>>18095823
the same as all else.
>>18095862
it'll be a day late actually.

Male, 18. Any advice for my ongoing matters?

>>18095874
which is first and which is second?

>>18096034
alphabetically.

>>18092186
>>18092186
Male
18
Will I run into the cult looking for me soon?

m 20, should I study philosophy, or change over to computer science

>>18095874
what my future bf look like

>>18096042
Why is a cult looking for you?

>>18096085
I don't know. They first began watching me, then scryed the fuck out of me, and then I had a vision of their leader saying we'd meet soon.

>>18096053
shorter hair than you. (but not by much)
>>18096042
you've made it easier for them to find you by posting here.
>>18096051
only the greatest of philosophers are remembered.

>>18096109
Good. I want them to find me so I can see what they're interested in. Could you tell me anything else, OP? Thanks.

>>18092186
Male, 26, When will my work and education bear fruit?

>>18096120
i'm not op. i am an imitator.

>>18096133
Gg phone, gg.

>>18096127
when you seek it.
>>18096134
?

>>18096139
My phone is being stupid and I'm using it to post on here lol.

Male/21
Am I doing the right things?

>>18096150
yes. we all are. she is too.

>>18096139
By seeking it? How do you mean, I'm currently writing, waiting on bar exam results, and applying to non legal jobs. Are any of those three or all of those three bound to come to a positive fruition?

Female
34
My question is will my ex come around and propose to me?
About 3 months ago I dumped a man I was dating because he would not make the necessary moves needed to take our relationship to the next level of commitment which is marriage.
I'm ready to move on, but I would consider marrying him as well if he is willing to make the moves.
Thank you!

>>18092186
Male 19 Will Elizabeth T. ever come around and become the woman I marry

>>18092186
Male 23, will my benis grow larger?

>>18092186
Male, 18, when will I find my next long term SO

The real op here. I can see several people have hijacked this thread, so I wont be able to answer your questions.
Thank you all for participating, I might make a new thread in future.

>>18092363
I see complications. And a lot of flying money and sweat. I also hear some upbeat music and red lights.

>>18092881
Dont use too much lube. Things may fall into wrong place otherwise.

>>18093904
I see a bright future for you. Children, a loving husband and happiness. But there is a problem, one of your kids is darker than the rest and he causes you problems further in life.
Dont bang tyrones and you'll be fine.
P.S. get the fuck out of an adult board underage bitch.

>>18094016
He got AIDS. And yes, he too.