Creepy Clowns In SC Woods Stalk Kids from Apt Complex

>Be new rookie cop
>Get told your first assignment is to go look for clowns in some woods
>Go innawoods and find a bunch of clowns butchering a deer and listening to Insane Clown Posse on an old 80's Boombox


Wouldn't that be a pretty awesome first day at work?

>>18082565
>implying I wouldn't have skipped my shift to chill with my juggabros

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>>18082567
>TFW I would probably walk out of the woods, go back to my cruiser, call for back-up, grab my shotgun and go back into the woods to rid this world of two of my least favorite things. Clowns...and Ghetto Rapping Clowns

>>18082603
We'd be gone by the time you returned

>>18082614
I have a cooler full of Faygo as bait. You'd be back. They always come back for Faygo.

>>18082614
All he gotta do is follow the squeak toy noises you guys make when you walk

>>18082625
blue raspberry faygo is the fucking bombdiggity though desu. I used to talk shit about it but it's actually delicious.

>Ok which one of you faggots is doing this lol.

*cough cough* F *cough* Bee *cough* Eye.

>>18082651
I've tried it, and to me it just tastes like Walmart brand sodas. I'm also allergic to several of their flavors.

>>18082614
>>18082629

squeak, squeak, squeak. BOOM!, Ohshit!!, squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak!!!