ALIEN CONTACT CONFIMRED

Where are my contact bros at? Lets get some stories going while we wait for more info.

My experience with UFO's was simple.
>~14 y/o
>2am
>can't sleep like always
>pacing around room
>randomly look out window for fun (lots of local animals that were fun to watch at our house back then)
>feel everything vibrate
>the ground itself shaking with he power of whatever is happening
>earthquake?
>hear a loud "zoom" noise
>look up
>bright glowing neon orange hexagon shape swipes into view in the sky
>almost as if it is appearing into view from behind something invisible
>moves across the sky as it fades out
>trembling stops

It was surreal. I went and woke up my mom and told her about it. she herself has stood right underneath a UFO as it passed her by as a teen. And in turn my grandfather himself was big into the occult, but particular aliens.

>>18072819
... if it took 96 years to get there, it would take 96 to get back, right? This is nothing.

>>18072822
You're being followed and studied as offspring of your mom who was visited in her childhood. E.T.s do not reproduce as some forms of life on Earth do, like humans. E.T.s are essentially clones of themselves. They're trying very eagerly to find out how we humans 'do it' so they could possibly reproduce the process themselves. So far, no luck on their end.

This is very common among those people who claim to be visited by aliens or abducted. Their children experience the same kind of visits because, well, E.T.s are very curious in us humans.

>>18072834
Anon, do you even /x/? A type2 civilization is one that has harnessed the power of their sun. We are talking Dyson Sphere level technology here. It is not unthinkable that they have a way to cheat around the speed of light and have the message only take a year or so to come back.

Hell, we already have theories about how it is possible to do so in mainstream physics as we speak.

>>18072841
The scary part is that my mother was military, and while for obvious reasons I cant comment much on it. Hell, she cant even tell me much. But you don't receive personal letters form the President and head naval officers for nothing...

>>18072861
Nigga why a type II civ will be earing at radio signals?
Maybe a weird ayyy with weird retro dank hobbies got our signals and he his the one answering.

Why does /pol/ always act like we're best buds even though the majority of people here detest meme magic and right wingtards in general.

Anyway, gerenalizing boards aside, we see signals like this a lot of the time, this isn't really anything special.

>>18072861
I call bullshit on that theory since there's no way to prove it magically skips 95 lightyears. You're just assuming it did. If they could do that they could just come themselves.

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>>18072899
/pol/ still wants to think it was responsible for the spread of ebola with all those ridiculously pathetic altars it was making. it's a board full of slaves to the system it claims to fight against with spines too gelatinous to try and ever actually fuck with the secret societies it prattles on about. let them think they can find refuge here, it's not like the ancient gods in the sky (those wacky ayyy lmaos) that they feel so comfortable enough to constantly waste the time of will do anything other than toy with them for being so arrogantly stupid, anyway.

>>18072899
>>18072944
Maybe if /x/ wasn't so shit then people like me wouldn't have to browse /pol/ to get real info. For real, /pol/ also had a thread on the occult sacrifice that wad caught on film at CERN, and /x/ had nothing on it. But please by all means lets make the same "how does i open third eye" thread for the 2000000th time again.

>>18072819
I hope they are somewhat connected to us; maybe they visited us 2000 years ago (as it is sometimes speculated) and left with the promise: "let's wait some years, until they are ready to explore space" and that's why aliens would still speak Latin and Old Greece.

>>18073014
>For real, /pol/ also had a thread on the occult sacrifice that wad caught on film at CERN, and /x/ had nothing on it
but we had like 10 threads on it over two days that were being deleted, it was a shitstorm

>>18073183
Really? Deleted? Why? Obviously that is the reason I never saw it here then. Makes me wonder if /x/'s decline is a part of a paid ops program to suppress the truth, the same thing that is now happening to /pol/ as it leans more and more toward tinfoil and away from Hitler.

>>18073172
It certainly would be interesting if the families that have been around since then have been working toward this goal for that long. A secret agenda to reach out to the "gods" that visitied us so long ago and have been waiting for us to become space-capable.

>>18073211
/x/ now days is specializing in threads how to fuck (have sex) with demons and fake spooky stories
most other interesting stuff is being deleted on regular basis.

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>>18072899
99 let kek bring more magic

>>18073014
or you could just stop pretending that a message board filled with over reactive babies trying to conjure magic with jpegs and tumblr gifs is going to teach you how to do anything other than misinform yourself about the difference between reality and unfiltered dribble from the internet but whatever

>>18072834

>>18072834

The power of AYYLMAOLOGICAL advances of a race far more dank than our own.

>>18073183
The easy explanation would be shitty moderation. I had a post removed for muh "racism" that had nothing to do with race whatsoever.

>>18073403
>signed by several self-proclaimed board legends*
FTFY

>>18073459
But not a single one of those people acknowledged /r9k/ specifically. not even Elliot 'Can't dodge the Rodge' Rodger

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>>18072819
>Guys. Its happening.
Its been happening for millennium all ready. If you're waiting for a disclosure by the Obama and a total acceptance by the normies you are out of luck.

>>18073581
how did they know what sperm look like

only one explanation ANCIENT FUCKING ALIENS

>>18072819
Yeah, like they are going to use a chan to find out about earth. Guess they really aren't that smart.

>>18072841

This is all wrong. They may not even be aliens at this point and we know nothing of their motives.

>>18072841
Thats one of the plots of Stargate ...

>>18073014
Then stay over there and don't post here please.

>>18072819

>The first radio signals ever sent out from Earth happened on 1920. Aka 96 years ago.

Oh boy you should go back to high school because you don't know shit about how radio signals work. If you really believe that those signals can reach even a fraction of one light year away you must be really young or really dumb.

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>>18073403

>>18073591
Underated post

>>18073994
This.
Besides, the second our radio signals exit the stratosphere they lose quality quickly. I'm not even sure that a TII civ would be able to decipher any of it from cosmic background radiation.

>>18074528
It's possible. You would just need a massive receiver or array of receivers. Massive as in spanning from one Lagrange point to another massive. A type II civ could easily have such an array.

>>18072891
For the same reason why we use sign language to communicate with monkeys, d'oh!

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>>18073211
You guys do know that not just /x/ but all of 4chan has been seized by the FBI from Christopher Poole's hands years ago, right?

4chan is a honeypot since 2008. The FBI operates it, since they thought it was way more interesting to do so than to shut it down.

Pic related.

>>18072819
I don't think you know how advanced a type 2 civilization really is. We aren't even a type 1 civilization.

>>18073994
The opening ceremony of the 1936 Olympics was the first major television signal at a frequency high enough to penetrate Earth’s ionosphere. From there you could calculate that any star within about 80 light years of Earth could detect our presence

/pol/ is better than /x/ when it comes to paranornal. There's an active thread talking about ths right now with over 200 replies over there.

>>18075070

>high enough to penetrate Earth’s ionosphere
>not even the magnetosphere, much less the heliosphere

>From there you could calculate that any star within about 80 light years of Earth could detect our presence

From there I can calculate that you're a stupid roleplaying asshole with no idea of what he's saying:

1- Electromagnetic waves lose energy density as they travel further away according to the inverse square law, because they spread to cover a bigger area with their constant energy.

2- This is the part where retarded armchair scientists like >>18074986 will come and say that you can still receive the wave with a big enough receptor. No. As its energy density decreases it will be disrupted by other sources of electromagnetic radiation, and distort so much that it will become part of the universe noise.

>inb4 some retard saying that alien civilizations can somehow filter the universe noise or rebuild a corrupted signal or some speculative meme

3- Television and radio were analogical signals, unlike digital signals where you can interpret the original data despite some interference (because it's hard to confuse 0s and 1s), analogical signals exist on a continuous spectrum so you can't really know if the signal suffered even a small integrity loss or if it's the way it's intended to be. Alien civilizations can't rebuild/filter/whatever meme analogical signals retard.

4- If you point anywhere in the sky and draw a straight line in the direction that's 96 light years long, you're bound to go through a lot of matter a lot of times; even space itself isn't really empty. All those phase changes of the travel medium affect the electromagnetic wave in several ways that range from spreading its energy to blocking it.

There could be a huge civilization on Proxima b and they still wouldn't know shit because those signals didn't even make it halfway through. KYS kid.

>>18072891

/thread

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I wonder how dank type 2 civilisation memes are

>>18072899
Why do you redditards always try and rewrite history to suit your agenda?

>>18073428
Well aren't you a precious little fedora.

>>18076084
The Space Elevator threads on /pol/ were easily the best threads on the entire site.

>>18072891
>First Contact between Humanity and ETs is with an Alien NEET that has Retro hobbies
>Other Ayy Lmaos give him a Type II swirly and call him a Nerd when he tells them about his radio signals
>"It's just the [Insert Nearest Star] dumbayy"

>>18076342
I am surprised there is intelligent life in /x/

They're coming to save the world from Trump and/or Hillary.

>>18072899
>majority of people here detest meme magic and right wingtards
speak for yourself you underage fuck

>>18076891
>took over a day for somebody to disagree.
Pretty sure it's the majority bud. Sorry. Go into any of the general topic threads here and ask their opinions.

>>18076944

there's a reason all the good posters left here, pal

>>18072834
Quantum entanglement

>>18076954
That's fair. But really, along with /co/ and /cgl/, /x/ is a pretty leftwing place.

>>18076994
Not really.

>>18076994
>I said it, therefore its true!
Kill yourself. Also Trump 2016. Faggot.

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>>18072819
why is this not stickied

>>18077569
Because /x/ is the best board with the most shittiest mods.

Enlighten me on why anyone would remotely believe that isn't a troll thread.

>>18073738
Oy vey!

>>18077638
no, you are the only person responsible for your beliefs.
Fuck off

>>18072819
We don't want another illegal immigrants. Our resources are not infinite.

BUILD THE WALL.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY YOU SPACE PABLO.

>>18077695
>We don't want another illegal immigrants.
>We don't want outsiders in our country
>We DID want european colonialism cause fuck the natives
>We do not want 3rd world immigrants in our countries now
>We did want to go and loot their gold so we could become rich
karma's is fair and a bitch.
enjoy the reparation that your great-grandkids will demand from their brown overlords 300 years from now.

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>>18072819
>the year 3000
>students are taught the first words communicated to an alien civilization
>they study this post

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>>18077701
>brown overlords
>implying

>>18073183

I start a thread on the clinton body count here and it gets lambasted with "hurr go back to /pol/" and then pruned when the entire reason I posted it on /x/ is because 1. conspiracy theories are /x/related and 2. I don't want a circle jerk about how terrible hillary is, want an even discussion and maybe some more information anyone can dig up...but no /x/ has to go paranoid reactionary and would rather stick with the millionth divination thread.

This board is so shit now.

>>18077787
/x/ is the best board with the shittiest mods.

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>>18077787
>>18077798

the mods on /x/ are confirmed christposters attempting to push a pro-christianity agenda. Anything that they don't like gets pruned.

>>18076084
I see no such thread on /pol/

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>>18076714
Oh the irony

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>>18077718
>The year 3000
>Students are taught about the famous hacker known as 4chan
>Learn he started a group know as anonymous
>Pic related is taught has their historical attire
>"We are anonimoose, expoct us"

>>18076994
youre an idiot if you really think that

>>18077808
That was 8 hours ago anon...you can look in the archive though, the /pol/ thread had a lot of good discussion.

>>18077921

you could be a little more specific than "paranormal thread from 8 hours ago"

do you really expect us to dig through the archive looking for that? Or is paranormal in the thread title?

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>>18076342
/x/ has non-retards.

holy shit.

/thread

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>>18077933

also, check'em

>>18077921
my bad big dawg, disregard >>18077927
I saw your other post says "on this topic" so thanks for the tip. just found it in the archive

>>18073428
Too harsh, you made every poltard abandon thread and go back to their hugbox

>>18077722
wrong browns, mate.

>>18072861
Personal letters thanking her for her sikk beej skillz.

>>18072899


You dumbass most people here are most likely pol posters as I am one and if you were here for any amount of time meme magic was invented here.. You are waaay too new dumbass.

>>18078073
makes sense

>>18072899
Thank you for correcting the record. $0.02 has been deposited into your account.

>Be 7 years old
>Looking outside with 4 year old brother
>See giant massive circle with lights
>incredibly loud whirring noise
>we tell our parents because we are scared shitless
>no one believes us
Fucking saw it dude. I will never forget it

>>18072819
[spoiler]oh my dick,space niggers are actually real[/spoiler]

Wow, I was listening to an episode of Ground Zero talking about this as soon as opened /x/..

>>18072834
It's possible that without knowing about us they send targeted beacons to promising candidate stars near them. If it's a beacon they would just have to be a bit more advanced than us, not a Type 2 Kardashian civilization.Type 2 is only required if it isn't a "lighthouse" beacon but instead an omnidirectional or wide-angle signal (which would take a fuckload more power.)

But that doesn't matter because this is just a candidate signal yet TOTAL FAGGOTS like on the pol thread and here keep screaming "OMG ALIENS."

>>18076994
TRUMP 2016 BITCH

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>>18078073
>meme magic was invented here

where would a alien get internet? check mate /x/

>>18078340
umm, i don't know, may be aliens hacked into a satellite or something?
may be they bought a sim?

>>18076994
Nope. I've been on /x/ before /pol/ """replaced""" /new/.
/x/ has never held a political ideology that leans towards a certain spectrum

>>18073468
>not acknowledging Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Rodgers status as the all time greatest BMW owner.

if KEK praises me with magic numbers, they confirm ayylmaos
are coming !!!

>>18072819
yea but they said 59 light years so its fake and ghey. nothing is at 59 light years from earth.

besides if it took 95 years for the signal to reach them why would we get a signal the year they get it

faster than light is a joke for wavelengths of light. you telling me they have a method for making 2 electrons oscillating on 2 different axis colliding as they travel forward down the 3rd axis but they make them move faster?

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>>18077965
And you have never been to a hug box, right?

Everything is a hug box, its called common ground.

>>18072819
>http://www.centauri-dreams.org/?p=36248
>What we know of HD 164595 is that it is a star of 0.99 solar masses at a distance of roughly 95 light years in the constellation Hercules, and an estimated age of 6.3 billion years. Its metallicity is almost identical to that of the Sun. A known planet in this system, HD 164595 b, is 0.05 Jupiter mass with a period of 40 days, considered to be a warm Neptune on a circular orbit. There could, of course, be other planets still undetected in this system.
>Its metallicity is almost identical to that of the Sun.

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>>18072819
>>18078536
>The signal was received on May 15, 2015, 18:01:15.65 (sidereal time), at a wavelength of 2.7 cm. The estimated amplitude of the signal is 750 mJy.
>mfw

>>18076887

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>>18075047
So the FBI moderates /mlp/ too? Oh boy, the people over there must be so proud to work for that organization.

>yeah mom, i work for the FBI!
>my job? oh, i moderate a pony board on a viatnameese cartoon forum and check it for illegal activity
>nothing interesting so far, but i gotten really into that purple pony grill, she's a qt3.14

>>18078418

false. /x/ is and always has been full of teen girls and therefore leans left

ANYONE HAVE THE SIGNAL SO I CAN LISTEN TO IT?

>>18078561
>therefore leans left
Wrong, /x/ knows all political systems are jokes.

Why would an alien representative even think to ask 4chan /x/ for earth history? That's one retarded nigger alien.

>>18077701
East Asians aren't brown and I'm guaranteeing this won't happen to my descendants by joining the coming master race by way of my hapa children.

Pajeet and Tyrone are going to miss white hegemony once the pivot swings back east.

>>18072819
The only thing i see is /pol/ sucks at roleplaying, just like /x/

what year did the US army use the 11GHZ frequenze for communitcation? Around the roswell happenings? Is it a conicident?

>>18077679
>this

>>18078585
>asians
i bet their women aren't too far behind the white shedevils when it comes mindless fuckery.
so are our women, but at least we have honor killings to keep them in line. pretty much.
also dowry killings. our women aren't going anywhere.

>Pajeet and Tyrone
tyrone, may be.
but pajeets actually have a brain in their heads. [you can google "ISRO" as proof.]

>>18078596
t. sub-90 IQ untermensch

You can't even into civilisation, Ahmed, give it a rest.

>>18078620
>sub-90 IQ
tell that to our ten times efficient mars mission.

>can't even into civilisation
>>>/his/
lurk moar, kid.

>ahmed
look, just because i'm fucking a mudslime cunt 3 times a week doesn't make me a mudslime.

>>18078636
It's just bants to be honest, lad.

I do genuinely think it's silly that someone thinks any country outside East Asia or the West will be a hegemonic power anytime soon though. Even putting HBD autism aside.

>>18078641
>any country outside East Asia or the West will be a hegemonic power anytime soon though.

i'm >>18078596 and >>18078626
and i really do hope there is no hegemony. ever. end of cold war was not as good as one'd like to believe.

a bit of a tussle keeps everyone in line. for the continued survival of humanity, along with unwarranted growth in technology, a healthy competition is necessary.
hegemonies do to geo-political influence and overall technological advancement of humanity what communism does to any country's economy.

>>18078656
You'll miss the Pax Americana when it's gone.

>>18078661
probably, yeah.
would take 100 years for the eastern economies to get as "capitalist" as the western and that means a great loss of wealth, and not to mention, advance technologies that could have been invented.

but hey, it's you guys who want more refugees.

of course before muddy-dicks, you wanted more revenue so you shifted all your manufacturing to china and india. [i'm not saying i'll ever hate the western investment coming in to india now. thanks for making me and my future [hopefully] kids richer.]
even though i'm sure i would have tried my best to shift to the west anyhow. but this way i don't have to leave my parents behind to screw around for themselves in their old age.
as you sow, so shall you reap.

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is this related?

http://observer.com/2016/08/not-a-drill-seti-is-investigating-a-possible-extraterrestrial-signal-from-deep-space/

>>18078579
This

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but wasn't this thread on /x/ tho. /pol/ shows little flags and I remember the thread

>>18072819
Yeah except they don't think it's ayy lmaos so ur retard.

>>18078579
I've been here since 2008. /x/ is probably one of the most moderate boards on 4chan. Nobody here has very strong political leanings. At least not ones they try to press upon others. The Tweens we get on /x/ are usually pretty edgy as well, which means they tend to lean more towards the right on most social things that aren't religion.

Also, as the other anon said, most of /x/ hates politics and sees it as a joke.

>>18078761
We get our fair share of stupid shit tho.
But political opinions on here discredit themselves simply being being on /x/, so at least we got that going for us

>>18072822
i saw something similar but it was in a dream maybe what you saw was a dream too?

Checkmate, mankind. Prepare the secrets of the universe

>>18072819
I remember seeing that post on /x/ there was at least one thread about it before (19th of July 2016)

I saved the pic because it was like "what if this amounts to something later" turns out at least I can use it to point out this was posted here before.

>>18078481
The fuck ya talkin about, ya good, mate?

>>18078571
Lel

>>18078592
>coincident

>>18075047
Topkek, fbi moderating /b/...we now have an fbi full of degenerates that are into gore and shemale porn

>>18079123
>into gore and shemale porn
unfortunately they wouldn't post much, or provide sauce.
>tfw so much unsaucable content

>>18072944
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
>tumblr filename
>FG/UT crossover shit
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R

>>18072819
Ask an extraterrestrial from the Scorpius constellation anything.

>either the civilization has a power source greater than all the sunlight hitting Earth or they are aiming directly at Earth despite being outside our signal sphere.
>so either they are our Originators or the signal is dubious
>Russian findings
>delayed a year
Typical Russian Scam

>>18079267
omg i'm an extraterrestrial from the Sagittarius constellation!! are we compatible?

>>18072819
This isn't news. Ronald Reagan already confirmed aliens exist.

>>18075047
So what's their tolerance? They can't arrest everyone who's gone to /b/ and opened images.

>>18077803
Why the fuck would Christian mods censor a thread about Hillary Clinton? That makes no sense. You sound like a one track mind - someone bitter and nasty looking for a reason to bash Christians, and coming up with patently obvious junk the process.

>>18076868
There isn't, judging by anon's post. It’s mostly wrong.

>>18072899
Keep your political opinions to yourself, asshole. No-one wants them here on /x/.

>>18075047
this is common knowledge
even dubs chan is a honeypot now

>>18072819
Shit dude, and we called them space niggers thinking it was some kind of silly hijinks?!

Fucks sake what if they needed help and would have helped us after that in thankful exchange with great advancement in many aspects?

As a human race we can quite fuck up thanks to our jokes!!!

Sorry space pals, the planet is full thanks to other infiltrators, try and get here tho, maybe you still have a chance? Ayy lmao

>>18078552
>>18079123
>>18079135
They probably know better ways even to troll people than we do, and they do it in a sly way.

Maybe they do, in fact concentrate on /mlp/ just to keep them in check, they're doing society a favor.

It's legal vigilante-ism y'all, necessary evil to keep the bronies from waging a war against normies and snowflakes from the skewed ideals of a mass appeal artificial show, and they probably know more about ponies than the bronies themselves.

>>18080241
You seem to a bit obsessed with ponies.

/pol/ is one of the worst boards

>>18078679
Yes, but the fucking site had some shitty ads redirecting me. Mobile is shitty, I literally can't go on normie news sites.

>>18080333
Well, no, I find curiosity on a stupid series like that and how people fall for such a stupid kind of horse, hence my whole deliberate joke on /mlp/ needing to be constantly monitored, they being furries and all.

You're too brief to assume, but I do commend your comment, well done.

>>18080381
>It's legal vigilante-ism y'all, necessary evil to keep the bronies from waging a war against normies and snowflakes
What does the FBI gain from this situation?

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>>18080241

Here's what I picture their board to look like, maybe I'm mislead.

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>>18080392
No, more like this actually.

>>18080391
Enforce a better kind of environment while subjugating the highly scandalous and barely clandestine trade of pony cartoon paraphernalia.

Yes, I just wrote this, I'm joking of course, I felt I needed to respond with something creative.

You can copypasta this I guess?

>>18080377
/pol/ is so bad and "worse", that it's literally changing the course of the election. Nice meme though.

>>18080143
Think of LA in the nineties.

>>18076342
>implying space isn't 99.999...% empty
>Implying space has enough random matter that it would keep energy from traveling light years
Boy it sure is funny how there's so much matter in space that we can only see the light from like a dozen stars at night, huh guys?

>>18075047
That may explain why /b/ was full of normies by 2009

>>18077803
Even though the mods have been systematically deleting every thread relating to Christianity lately? lol

>>18072932
Maybe they have

>>18079135
>mfw FBI guys are the ones constantly asking for sauce and not posting content.

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>>18080808
Forgot my face

>>18080193
Tell that to the /pol/cunts, please.

>>18080617

>not being able to see hydrogen plasma and subatomic particles from 600 km away with your bare eyes

Get your eyes checked faggot. Also finish high school dumbass.

>>18078571
Torrent link pls

>>18072819
Im so pissed /x/ didn't jump on this, thank you op, I came here t see if anyone had said anything yet and was disappointed.

You guys should have like six fucking threads about this shit.
You guys can talk about Astral projecton and ooooh spooky ghosts but real shit goes down and no one bats an eye until beautiful OP came along.

Fuck /x/, you're all role playing Faggots and I HOPE ayyy lmaos come and kill us all.

>>18080617

A dozen or so stars?

Dank tralls brah.

From my backyard, I can see the whole outer rim on a dark enough night.

>>18081191
I expected threads on it, but it's hardly that big a deal. My tin foil hat neighbor was going crazy about it but he gets worked up over anything ayy lmao related.

>>18081232
I just figured a board that wets thier pants over fake shit like vampires/gnomes would have an actual good time with this shit.
But nope, role playing that you fucked a succubus is much more interesting I guess.

>>18081240
I came on here expecting the same thing man.
I see one thread about it and the rest are hypothetical paranormal scenarios that never happened.

>>18074116
Oh fuck thank you thank you thank you

toasting in an epic bread, everyone hurry and save it before the thread dies

>>18077936
>on this topic
can you link me to the archive post i still cant find it anywhere

>>18072819
> an advanced life form who understands how to use our internet goes to a message board to ask about earths history instead of google.

I mean its fun to read those threads but you have to do better.

>>18072819
>planet is allegedly 59 light years away
>signal came from 95 light years away

Fake, unless the alien was stupid enough to make a typo in such an important message. Nice meme though.

>>18081191
This is board is shit tier reserved for making up shitty stories and role playing. It's pretty sad.

>>18073591
well? how?

>>18081833
can't you read?

only one explanation ANCIENT FUCKING ALIENS

or may be the egyptiologists are conveniently forgetting to tell us that the egyptians had microscopes.

>>18072841
stargate

>>18075047
*nervous laughter"

>one of the few good threads in the entire board
>page 8
get your shit together /x/

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>>18083544
>>18081782
So when did it get this bad? I've been lurking and posting on /x/ for at least two years, and I remember they had some of the retarded shit back then.

I guess I don't know why I even come here anymore with how bad it's gotten, I follow secureteam10 and my main paranormal interest is ayys. Literally the only UFO happening thread I can remember was the California one a few weeks ago.

Was just talking about this on /v/ but does anyone know of ANY ufo video that shows an orange plasma like flash extending from a UFO to the ground?

Saw this as a kid and have never ever seen it replicated...Came from craft that merged/split repeatedly, which is a very common feature you can see in tons of videos.

They disappeared instantaneously as it happened, the flash also disappeared in like 1/20 of a sec, I'm pretty sure it was them leaving the atmosphere at incredible speed.

>>18083615

So like... we finally got our first text msg back? Neato. Earth has a gf.

>>18072932
We can send data from the U.S. to France in an instant.
It'd still take ~10 hours to travel in person.

Same thing applies here.

>>18083659

quantum communication bro.. that's where we're at. they ayy crew can probably do some star trek subspace magic bean shit.

>>18083676
My theory is gravitational manipulation.

We are all being pulled by the earth's gravity, and in that one way we are truly connected. "They" most certainly have a greater understanding of gravity. Could they "tap" into it and use it to as a tool to visualize all that it's affecting?

Would this be why geometry and astrology are important? Would geometric patters stand-out in their gravitational map of Earth?

Had a UFO experience this summer with some friends. Multiple eyewitness accounts but we haven't gone to anyone with it yet.

>me and my friends, Quincy, Gio, Jeff, and Devon work at a summer camp with about 20-30 other people
>this is during our staff week, so it's essentially just training week for newer staff and review for the older staff
>but most importantly, no kids that week
>this is our 3rd year working there so it's essentially just a vacation for us
>walk out of the main lodge/mess hall after dinner to head down the front of the hill to the rec field
>just a field for activities, about the size of a football field, maybe a bit smaller
>on our way out of the building, we see a bright red dot in the sky directly in view
>i say "dude, check it out, you can see Mars tonight"
>everyone checks it out and notes it, typical "oh, cool, it's Mars" type talk
>we go down to the field and start goofing off waiting for the facilitators to get the equipment for our activity
>about 10 minutes later, I look back over to the horizon to see if I can still see the sunset
>something seems wrong
>"hey guys, where the fuck is Mars?"
>Mars is literally nowhere to be fucking seen in the sky
>I run to our right to see if it's just dipped behind the treeline
>because there's no way it's gone over the horizon at this point in the night
>it's not behind the treeline
>Quincy shouts to us
>"GUYS, LOOK UP"
>we look up
>Mars is fucking booking it directly upwards and overhead, at twice the speed of any aircraft I've ever seen
>"what the FUCK"
>it immediately banks to our right after it reaches directly overhead, and I'm talking IMMEDIATELY
>no slowing down, no turning, nothing, just full on switches directions
>it reaches about halfway down in the sky between our zenith and the horizon, maybe a bit higher
>starts moving slower
>and slower
>and slower
>comes to a complete fucking stop
>starts moving again at a typical aircraft speed
>MORPHS INTO A FUCKING PLANE

pt 2 coming soon

>>18083706
>one second it was the bright red dot we assumed was Mars
>and if you fucking blinked, you would've missed it turning into a GODDAMN PLANE
>but the lights looked off, they were blinking like a normal plane
>but they were in a kind of diamond formation
>keeps moving and goes behind the treeling to our right
>turns around at some point and is now considerably lower in the sky
>slows almost to a halt again
>its joined by a second identical "plane" slightly higher in the sky and behind it
>sweeps across the horizon directly in front of us
>then sweeps across again
>disappears across the horizon and we don't see it again for the rest of the night

Even if you could explain away those bizarre motions as just normal flight patterns or some military aircraft, there was a fucking bright red dot that we ASSUMED WAS THE FUCKING PLANET MARS, that was simply not there 10 minutes after we noticed it.

>>18083713
And we went around and asked people, "did you see Mars in the sky earlier?"

Most people said yes. But when asked "look to where you just saw it," nobody could find it. Not everyone believed that we saw a UFO in the sky, but everyone there that night saw what they thought was Mars, and even if they missed the whole flight pattern deal, they were unable to relocate the light again.

>>18072819
>>18072819
There's literally one fucker a week here claiming to be an alien. This thread is garbage.

So how fucking incompetent is the SETI system if it's been going this long and terrestrial signals show up like this....

>>18072899
the libs should just get their own board lol

>>18083823
They have one on infinitychan.

Also, /x/, know that if the ayylmaos come down to Earth for real, we're 1000% fucked.

>>18083823

They have one, it's called the rest of the internet and IRL

>>18080176

>when you're so dumb that you have to get online and say that other people are wrong. but can't say how or even try to, because they would laugh at the stupid shit you'd say