Remote view

>>18072363

You are 28, male, sippin' some lemonade in an alu can. Short hair. Blue eyes. You are using a grey laptop. You had this post idea yesterday. Your name is Eric. Or Rick. You miss your mom. You are in the middle of the US. You have a brown tee-shirt. Two rings on the right hand. Left handed. You are listening to music actually. Guitars. There is a colorful poster on your wall and you sometimes think about removing it but you feel lazy quite all the time. You are expecting this post.

I want to believe but I'm afraid they'll be able to see my filthy house

>>18072406
Alright nigga, do me. Lets see how tough you are

Please be gentle.

>>18072426
ok fine why not

>>18072430

Closed curtains. A blue wall. A mirror, not big. There is something on TV but just because you don't like silence. Wireless mouse, black computer. In your living room. You are in Europe. Northampton ? Brown eyes. You have a problem with your teeth but I'm not sure you already know. Right handed. Married. Unfaithful. Brown hair, you start loosing them. 42yrs old. Reality show on tv or silly news. Robert. You are wearing underwear because you want to confuse me. Black socks. You had a coffee few minutes ago, the smell still here.

>>18072453
Well, you got a few things correct. Namely the curtains, europe, teeth, hand, underwear and coffee.
Nice try though, appreciate the effort

>>18072453
Do me

Do me.

So, how is this supposed to work. Do you see an image like you're watching through a camera or just get a impression of things?

>>18072363
Alright, let's go roleplay faggot. Try to convince me that the majority of this board isn't made up of schizophrenic basement dwellers.

>>18072471
I guess what I really want to know is are remote viewers spying on me while I masturbate?

>>18072461

Green eyes. Tattoo on your left shoulder. Tall. Blond hair. Piercing on your face. More than one necklace. Wearing black tank top and a jean. 33 yrs old. No socks. Music on your left. Quite strong volume. You are waiting for someone. Canada ? East. Your screen is pretty big. Or you have two screens for your computer. You are browsing porn waiting for the answer. Alternative girl ?

>>18072363
You are bald, look caucasian though you're hispanic

>>18072471

I never tried before to be honest. I focus on the message and try to visualize.

>>18072475

Glasses. Overweighted. Everything clean around. White walls and clear wood. You are eating. You eat too much. You sweat. Round glasses. Light brown hair. 34. Alone but space. North Carolina. Phonie on your desk.

>>18072485
That's really specific. Interested to see if it's correct.

Ok, describe me.

>>18072406
Me next please.

>>18072507
Missed every mark. You suck phony faggot.

>>18072517

Black hair but with a bit of color. Blue ? Asymetric hair cut. Androgynous but I would say female. Flat chest. Large earrings. Tattoo on chest. Skinny body. White top.

>>18072534
100% wrong.

Do me.

Bet you can't do me, fuckers.

Me pls

I'll bite.

>>18072363
It would be very interesting to see what you find about me fellow person of the night.

Ay man do me

I see a young man wearing a baseball cap at his computer. Why are you wearing a baseball cap at the computer friend?

remote viewing anon short circuited his brain?

What am I eating right now.

Tell me about myself.

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What is my profession?

I have a school book in front of me, which lesson is it for?

>>18072601
celery

>>18072615
'fraid not.

>>18072601
nothing, you eat nothing

>>18072563
yes

what color is my tie?

>>18072637
green

>>18072363
Tell me about one of the items in my room. Something strangely specific please.

>>18072645
wrong again, poser

>>18072637
bw

>>18072647
some orange box shaped thing, maybe a lamp, or a box in orange light

>>18072656
nah. Thanks though.

>>18072652
nope, still nothing
guess my psychic defenses are too strong :^)

>>18072426 here, I must be pretty hard to read too

>>18072664
we are personifications of your psychic defenses, we are testing our selves

>>18072664
blue turquoise

>>18072660
OP is a retard

Read me

Read me wizard bro, if you are right, I promise I will start my magickal training this very night.

>>18072406
I'll bite

Me please

Read me onii-chan!

>>18072728
>>18072732
red glasses

>>18072732
>This
Remote view me senpai

>>18072767
you have posters in your room

If dubs you read me because will wills it

>>18072756
I am the willing neophyte, but you replied to two guys. Also my glasses are black, although the have a red part on the insides.
I'm going to need a little more specificity because you replied to two guys.
I really want to believe.

Someone do me. I don't know if this is legit I'd like to see.

>>18072798
I couldn't tell which post I recieved this knowledge from.

You have short light brown hair?

>>18072813
:( no, pitch black short hair.
Shit man I'm sad now

>>18072828
Are you under twenty?

Also I see a striped shirt, might just be bs though

>>18072835
22, black plain shirt. Maybe you are watching that other guy
I just wanted to believe and meet some cool deitis.

>>18072406
Please fuck me in the asshole daddy. I mean do me next

>>18072363

Try guessing what's on my desk besides my computer, which i'm using right now.

Do me senpai, I have some colorful shit on my desk rn

>>18072868
a fake ass

>>18072874
nah
OP might be able to guess its ez

>>18072886
a crystal ball, a little statue

>>18072897
got a circular magnet with fake crystals
don't have a statue

Thanks for the effort though :)

>>18072453
do me

>>18072363
do me

>>18072943
water

>>18072527

26. Asian girl. Half-asian. Europe. France maybe. Long hair. Small earrings. Expensive. Small room but convenient. Antiquities. Clock on the wall. Unusual one. White laptop. Flowers on the curtains. Open window. City noise.

What am I drinking?

Do me please.

>>18072963
Sprite with vodka.

>>18072980
Not even alcohol haha
Thanks

>>18072981
I wasn't reading you, I was bragging

>>18072406
Try me. This oughta be fun.

>>18072983
sure m8
gonna psend the next half an hour drinking this shit so someone reads me

>>18072989
Camomile tea

>>18072363
What will you do when you realize your powers come from Satan?

>>18072994
It's actually ice tea, but still this makes me believe more :D
Thanks for trying and partly succeeding

>>18073000
Trips of truth! Satanists BTFO!

>>18072845

31. Male. Printed tee-shirt. Big face on it. Generous cheeks but you are not really fat. Dark brown eyes. Beard. Black hair, short on the side long at the top of your head. Nose piercing. Contact lenses. Not only a tee-shirt also a shirt. Big belt. Dark cargo pants. You are in a room. You sit on a red sofa bed. Small windows. Two. California.

>>18073007
do me desuu

oh oh
what am i doing

just don't come and fuck with me ngiga

Tell me what city I'm in foolish mortal.

>>18073009
skinny, 24, male

>>18073007
Please sensei read me first.

>>18072363
Someone please try with me, I'll post feedback if necessary.
Does it still work if multiple people try to do me?

Make me a believer please. I'm bored with life I want to believe!

>>18073010
do me* i mean't view me

>>18073007

Now me

>>18073021
female, shoulder length hair, glasses, yellowy shirt

>>18073012
Krakow

>>18073021
i'll try, but i'm not OP
i can't even read but yeah

male, brown hair round face. shit, your hair makes your face even rounder and it's kind of fat. you should probably wear glasses, or maybe it's that your eyes are just small. either way, turn on the light when you're on the computer at night

>>18073030
View me nano desu!

what country am i in

Please, can someone read me? I want to believe.

>>18073040
Indonesia

Me next?

>>18073000

What if they come from God ?

>>18073044
19, lesbian

>>18073041
U need some dick and a shower.

Please someone, I posted way up and nobody has done it for me yeah. I really need something like this!

What have I been watching videos about all night?

>>18073056
mothman or middle east
I see a snake

>>18073053
That works for 98% of this board

>>18073046
Everything comes from God baka ur still goin to hell loser

>>18073057
None of the above. :( Thanks for trying though!!

>>18073041
not op but i'll try again (>>18073037)

i really want to do a blonde.
your either blonde with crazy fucking hair (which you 99% aren't) or you have i want to say brown? hair.

hair isn't important in this case. a voice is telling me black, but it could be just because i don't want it to be brown again.
what is important is your eyes. your eyes are big, and might even be your favorite part of your body. your mom or grandma might tell you that you've got your dads eyes, but he was a nobody. you're looking for something, anything, for no known reason. for lols, maybe
kek

i see a nice house, you're sat in the same room as a bed. computer again, and you have a chair in the corner of the room. why? nobody ever sits on that chair, Dale.

>>18073056

Cosmos.
But you had also few minutes for fetish porn.

>>18073062
Read me please

>>18073063
Nope. But i now regret the lack of fetish porn :P

>>18073050
No

>>18073058
Stop remote viewing my remote viewing u blonde child molester

>>18073062
LOL!!!
You made me fucking believe man, thank you so much.
What do you mean with crazy fuckin hair? I can't really control where the it goes tho :D

Not black, yes they're my fav part and nah more like my mother's eyes. and the last thing with the chair dude you got it fucking right what the fuck is this paranormal shit mate

>>18073063
Fucking weird. I just came onto /x/ after doing both of those...

Im here to challenge anyone that can remote view, do you just "do me" then or what?

>>18073070
and ya, me iz blonde

>>18072406
do me

>>18073071
Dude stop stealing my reading! I'm trying to get woke here

>>18073062
It's a she and she's a child molester

>>18073069
H-how did you know?

>>18073074
You have uneven sized hands.. slightly more than normal but not to the point of deformity

okay i think i have a blonde. who knows.
reply if you're here, and i know you are.

(>>18073062)

blonde, short hair. sat in his ego smoking, browsing /x/ to laugh
you lost the rabbit hole a long time ago, and you've become manipulative. you understand why dad was so mean to you, and you believe in doing the same to your children some day.

i see blue. it's a glow, so not your hair. is it your eyes? no, you lack soul. its your wallpaper. you have one or two things you enjoy and you're good- but undervalued. probably why you don't do more

>>18073065
no thanks sissy. skinny little traps don't belong on /x/- you'll end up being raped by demons
(and i don't mean sissy in a bad way either)

>>18073070
np <3
>>18073079
nop
maybe it was the 'read me please' person who is a pedophile?

>>18073078
relax.

>>18072363
my name is evan and i live in ohio. that is all the clues you get. now describe where i am or whatever a remote viewer claims to be able to do. i will post a timestamp of me if some one is accurate to an astonishing degree.

>>18073074
Slight beard, engaged or married

>>18073087
Re 'relax'. It was a joke..

>>18073087
im the blonde with the chair in the corner of the room

>>18073087
>>18073070
you can keep it, though. and do you by any chance have a cow-lick in your hair? if you know what that means... i'm from the UK and not sure where you're from.

>>18073090
good vibes please :)

OP try me please

>>18072453

Me next

>>18073062
Do me - one clue - flag in the window. I'll post feedback.

Me next please!

>>18073089
I got brown stubble- which lead me straigh into cowboy. I think im reading Tim McGraw

>>18073094
Yes i do have that in my hair LOL
I'm afraid someone will remote view me while having private time with gf

>>18073094
What are you talking about? I made a joke and clarified that it was a joke lol. Chill, homey <3

>>18073027
Sorry; I'm a dude, long hair but nowhere near shoulders, no glasses and gray shirt with little white stripes.
>>18073037
Ok, black hair, face a little round, never taken an eye test so I can't really tell but I never had any reason to believe I need glasses.

Can someone explain to wtf is a remote viewer

>>18073088

You randomly smoke cigarettes. You have leather shoes. Brown. A jean. Striped shirt, blue and white. Almost blond hair. Shaved face. Tired dark eyes. Are you back from work ? All windows open. MacBook. Waxed hair. Small glasses. You have an impressive ring. Left hand. Gold.

Someone read me please

>>18073093
you seem to be able to tell a story well, or you have some kind of charisma
start a YouTube channel and monetise that shit

>>18073099
whatever i say you will tell me it's wrong.

murrican, stopped believing in other mortals having power after you began worshipping gods/demons at your altar. you now like to make yourself feel superior over other human beings. you need to chill out


>anyone is free to try and view me, by the way. although i'm pretty sure you already are (and helping me, too) thanks

>>18073108
there are billions of people on this planet, anyone viewing you while you do anything unless asked to will be unintentional- and they will likely move along

>>18073112
i mean your eyes are physically small and ugly

I'm ready to be viewed! Waiting patiently thanks.

>>18073119

Top kek. You got it right except for beginning. Location is way off.

>>18073119
Try with me

>>18073117
i like you. i'm the other reader (>>18073119) but learning

you make me think of a sharp dressed man. you're precise in life, maybe a perfectionist. round glasses are the shit too haha
sharp dressed meaning a waistcoat OR a long white coat by the way. i like it, too

have you ever thought of becoming a tailor?

Hey, if anyone gets a chance I'd love a reading! You guys seem swamped though so feel free to skip me!

>>18072612
laughed hard at this.

>>18073128
a smiling frog

>>18073128
>>18073127 again

LIZARD KING


>>18073125
oh, Denmark then

>>18073135
>>18073138

shit senpai what if the guy you quoted IS something

>>18073135
Is this a Pepe joke or something?

I did wonder if there was a frog in my pipe earlier... sink was makinga funny noise while draining.

>>18073084

Nope, my hands are normal for my height/whatever

>>18073089

I have 2 days' worth of facial hair so I dont know about that one, but I'm definitely single.

>>18073138
Off again. Just slightly this time. Although this is the place where I'd like to be now.

Smiling frog and LIZARD KING eh

Perplexing.

>>18073145
aw well that's as close as i'll get. i'm bad with Geography

>>18073145
not the same guy but greenland?

>>18073127

It's the first time I'm trying but always wanted to. I try to do it seriously and don't even know if it works...
No coat no glasses no tailoring ;)

>>18073156
Finland

This entire board is made it by a schizophrenic

>>18073150
who ARE you, though? i'm the one whom said Lizard king. i seem to be pulled to you...

>>18073156
it's Sweden dude

>>18072363

What I always wanted to know: Can you view specific books, or, more accurately, specific books that are stored in the Vatican archives?

Because, damn, there's a treasure trove there, and they don't let anyone see it.

>>18073159
maybe that's the one who is helping you read

ask him

also read me for practise ^^

OP here. Sorry for the delayed responses I kinda lied about being a remote viewer. Pls no bully

>>18073162
Well that is a lovely thing to say! Unless that's a bad thing.

Also, i guess The Lizard King is relevant. Grewup on the doors so some emotional ties I guess? Probably reaching.

>>18073188
i don't want you to see what i type and think "hmm well... it is sort of related to that thing kind of related to me" because i actually want to be right

i'm just interested why two people felt the need to joke about it yet still read you in the same way

>>18073112
>>18073119
My eyes are around normal size.

>>18073188
i don't want you to see what i type and think "hmm well... it is sort of related to that thing kind of related to me" because i actually want to be right

i'm just interested why two people felt the need to joke about it yet still read you in the same way
you should look into it.

>>18073205
then it's your soul which is lacking

>>18073204
Ohh, that makes sense! Sorry, I was trying to be respectful.

Actually, I'm satisfied with those readings. Absurdist and cliché but not too far in either direction. Sounds about right.

That, or I'm reptilian and one of you doesn't understand animal. ... types? Eh, you catch my drift.

Thanks for giving i a crack, friend!

>>18073174

27. Woman. Green eyes. Redhead. Green tee-shirt. You are on your living room. You drink something hot. Tea. Barefoot. There is minerals in the room. A large crystal. Leather necklace or something natural with mineral also. Skinny. Large paniting on the wall. Maybe yours. Abstract. You are in the middlewest.

>>18073221
oh shit i'm actually very interested in the animal side of people, and usually incorporate that into readings irl

this is getting hella weird. thanks for your replies, and i hope you had fun :)

>>18073228
i'm outside in my garage. i am barefoot, and there is a large abstract 'cat' painting in the room

that could be her, though. i'm drinking water. tell yourself to read me, not her :)

>>18073232
i'm this guy

just going for a bath real quick.

>>18073232
Okay, im sorry im replying to what was likely a close of conversation. Feel free to disregard, I'm probably distracting you!

I was just wondering why it's getting weird? I am confused and intrigued!

Okay! Give it a try, reader! Read me.

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>>18072363
What am I doing
Hint it's my music

>>18073228
This should be easy and fun. Clue: got fresh tattoo covered in foil.

>>18073277
Avenged Sevnfold Skull Bat and/or Heartagram

>>18072363
Do me and please tell me something about my future. Make it positive because any role player can make up some neg dick shit.

>>18073277

Tattoo is on your leg. first one. young woman. dark skinned. black hair. short jean. piercing on your mouth. new jersey. family house. you are drinking juice. heels. you text someone. 26. tanned, not black.

>>18073240
Reptilian here. I'm going to bed. I have zero fucking idea what i am hoping to achieve by this but my email is [email protected]

I have zero idea why I'm being such a creep. Maybe your 'drawn to you' statement gave me senpai syndrome.

Also, if I don't get signed up to at least one porn site I'm going to be disappointed.

>>18073292
I'm female, not her.
Can u tell me about my future bf please?

Ooh ooh, me next!

>>18073289

24. Male. No job. You stay too much at home it becomes messy. glasses. dirty socks. underwear. not shaved. brown eyes. curly hair. i smell weed but you don' t smoke now. cans.

Wake up Chris.

do me pleeaseee>>18073304

>>18073302

Sorry I'm not pretending seeing the future.I just try to visuailze people.

>>18073311
Do me

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>>18073304
Haha you are such a tool faggot and you didn't get even one right. Which is uber pathetic because. You should have gotten one dude. Anyway kill yourself please and stop making the real remote viewers look bad. No really please drink bleach, you are a cancerous faggot who deserves nothing.

>>18073304
Role play faggots like yourself should fucking die. Total cancer

>>18073304
seems you got everything right
>>18073320

>>18072406
Me next

>>18073326

This is exactly what I tought ahah

>>18073326
Accurate af

>>18073326
My names not Chris, I own my one home and business (I can't say the same for you) my hair is blonde. I don't wear glasses and I don't smoke weed.
In a nutshell you are beyond a pleb. I was hoping you had actual skills. Not some 10 year old role play faggot who just got done sucking their uncle off

>>18072363
Alright, all you have to do is tell me what is written on my cap.

I think the real conspiracy is the reposting of the same tired topics over and over

no way they can do me I'm already beein watched
so it would be lies

>>18073304
The anon asked for something positive and you insulted him or her. Sorry I think you are role player for sure now. Get off this board and go back to /pol or /b please

Bet someone cant do me yo

>>18073334

And you clearly have the vocabulary of a CEO

>>18073332
Wow you must be the OP's little gay fuck toy. Another cancer

>>18073327
Living alone, you have cat, beer cans on your table 22 years old, old car, brown hair light eyes, kinda fat, wearing hoodie,

>>18073344
It's far better than yours pleb.

>>18073062
please! read me, read me and I'll be happy forever

>>18073342

I'm not the one insulting the other

>>18073347
This guy is total bullshit stop giving this troll loser cunt bait.
Oh and unlike the other anons I don't want you to do me. Why because you are full shit kid.

Sage this role play bs

Try me next? Please be as specific as possible

the mod for this sub is a fat lady
she works deep in the bowels of a gov building with a very plain look on the outside
it has a three letter name that is an acronym with possible dual meanings
she hasn't removed black eyed girl from the front page in years

and the best part? she does it for free

>>18073355
He can't. He's a troll, look how he is responding. No remote viewer talks or responds this way.
Government Schill or underage faggot.
Take your pick

Remote viewings attempts here are not all from the same anon, just saying...

>>18073358
that's true

>>18073358
Ok then do me and try to make it legit, no insults or BS

>>18073355
Glasses, blond or light brown hair curly, 19years old still living with parents, dont eat must underweight, your beard is not growing properly you wish it was, you have some savings but waste most of your money to games and weed. You have one really close friend whos name starts with A. No girlfriend atm, You allways tired.

>>18073360
Ok I will jump in on this one. One of the legit ones please do me.

>>18072406
bet you can't do me, niggerboy.

>>18073365
No not even close, sorry

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>>18073370
Oo what an edge.
You must be a /pol or /b cancer

>>18073346
You must be so lonely.

I'm sorry you're feeling so shitty, you don't deerve it.

I hope things pick up soon, friend. Stay strong!

>tfw no one does you

>>18072363
Shame I opened this thread hoping that it might be semi legit. Unfortunately it's just a bunch of RP's and /pol faggots hurling insults at each other.
If any of you remote "viewer" think you are real then try to do me. I will answer you honestly on what you got right.

>>18073381
I know, no one read me too

>>18073375
Oo touchy touchy
You must be a /r9k cancer

also wrong

>>18073381
I see a fat man with small dick dont know if spic but i sense some bad smell, no pure genes that means.

There is no legit remote viewers here. only people trying. but if you don't try you'll never know

>>18073381
No one will ever do you, virginfag.


(Im not a reader, I'm just being a generic cunt for no reason)

>>18073387
I see a /b/tard with blonde hair and around 20 years old

>>18073382
is someone supposed to RV someone instantaneously? I thought it was supposed to be some involved process.

you've got some pretty high standards for this place

>>18073387
Well, I'm not a spic.

>>18073385
Nope been surfing this board for a long time. Way before you sucked your first cock anon

Remote viewing is plausible. Who knows...

>>18073404
Underage b&

Someone read me please

>>18073394
The real ones can focus on you and give you some pretty spot on info. At least a good portion of it will be accurate and no it's not an involved process.
Just takes a quiet place and putting your mind into that state.

>>18073409
Stop kidding yourself, your cat doesn't love you.

>>18072406
Do me pls senpai

>>18073382
Trying for fun
Blue shirt
Short hair
You have one dog
Your parents bought/gave you a car at some point of your life
You work at some store but you also studying?
You like jack daniels
You have nike shoes on mostly
You have 2-3sisters

I smell wood, I see a troll mask (the monster), I see fire (a candle maybe?) Kinda feels very humid

>>18073410
Way older than you pleb, smarter too

>>18072406
calling bs....do me?

>>18073251
because two random people on the internet both read you in the same way, but both were sarcastic

>>18073296
i'll probably add you- who knows

>>18072363
Go for it famalam. I'll believe you aren't spouting horseshit if you can nail down what the two cans are standing on in front of me. No, not the table.

>>18073415
I miss that one dude that made the candle mirror threads
It just reminds me of throwing generic stuff out there that covers a decent set of people, so your chances are better

I'll try to do you and post it next

someone do me

Someone do it, what do you see?

>>18073420
Good job.
You got the hair, parents, shoes (they are not nikes but a sport shoe and that's close enough) and the sisters right.
And this is my point, someone who is just trying should get at least one right. The fags on here are just trolls

>>18073431
Yeah that was a great thread.
Go ahead I will tell if you hit any points

>>18073431
ok
you are using a PC
you have dark hair, whitish skin
to your left is a book

the table is not against the wall, the computer is away from the wall
many windows in the room

that's all I got

>>18073440
Neon green hair round glasses and a ginger beard.

>>18073444
Nice trips

>>18073349
aw it's cute

i'm figuring girl or feminine boy. someone who just dabbles in /x/ related shit, but who is very curious and loves everything to do with it. you believe in star signs and astrology, fate, and all of that- and like it when the signs come through.

i see stockings, maybe pet-related things. not talking about any pets you have, i mean the other pet thing. very hyper but gets very cuddly fast. i see you with your feet up, and you bite your nails/skin- doing that right now. i think you got a little bit sad when i didn't reply (don't worry, back now for a little while)

you don't have a dad. black top all short things on it (sleeves etc) but you don't really do that outside. you haven't thought about fetishes yet but you have one very dark one- and your bed is in the corner of your room.

>>18072363
Remote view me plz I have some unusual decorations in my room. That would probably make it easy

Do me, just try

>>18072363
I'd be very interested to see if anyone can "do" me. I think this stuff is fucking hogwash, but I'd be overjoyed to be proved wrong.

>>18072406
I'll try this, it's probably bullshit though.

>>18073447
Hair, skin, book, location of computer are correct.

>>18073457
>>18073447

Ok me again, trying the 2nd time for fun

You live on an island
or perhaps somewhere remote
like in the middle of nowhere
maybe a boat even

you are in a cramped room and posting on a smaller device like a smaller laptop or a phone

>>18073448
Hair is close, unnatural color that isn't far off from green.

>>18072363
do me do me do me!!!!

>>18073456
>>18073453 again

i see orange. it's almost like halloween in your room. blue top, dark hair. you take a lot of pride in your workspace (computer) and have it all tricked out with lights. you have an altar but you should not do blood sacrifices on this one

I would be happy if someone could "do" me. I promise to be honest about the results. :)

>>18073466
Thats true

>>18073474
I see a qt petite girl, sitting topless gently tweaking her nipples.

Could you try and do me please?

>>18073480
Smoker

my success is pretty good
I think its dj screw method
sloooooow it down relax now
meditative relax
ditch the anger have a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arl3LZBF9IY

>>18073478
You sir, didnt get anything right.

Do me please

Me please?

>>18073480
Midget in clown makeup eating a comically large sandwich. Speaks like Danny DeVito.

>>18073480
24 lonely, but acts like he has lots of friends. Mother dead father around, but not great. You dislike his new girlfriend. You live in the usa. you have a phobia of crows.

>>18073453
Ow this is so accurate! Except for some things, I'm not bitting my nails/skin and the part of the fetishes is wrong too.
But yes, I'm a girl, my bed is in the corner, I like to visit /x/ and things related...
(Sorry if I have a bad orthography-English )

>>18073470
I have an "altar".

>>18073489
Middle aged single mother. A little drunk, and feeling a bit randy. Hits up the internet in hopes of meeting some young buck who will make her feel sexy again. Somehow ends up on /x/. Who knows how that happened?

Try your skills at me

Shoot, try me, would you?

>>18073482
Right about that anyway! Anything else?
>>18073494
Nope sorry, totally wrong.

>>18073503
You know Sid from Toy Story? That's who I'm seeing.

>>18073453
how can I do that? please teach me

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I want to beleeb. do me

>>18072406
Find me senpai

>>18073506
I'm laughing like retarded with this.

>>18073500
Waaaaay off, thank you though.

>>18073495
me again
so do you know what your fetish is? i know that you're the p/m type. also, be careful about Incubuses or sexual favours if you're going to tread this path

>>18073511
it isn't me, i had a helping hand from a spirit

>>18073505
Ill do more for you soon

>>18073517
C'mon, blow my mind. Do me.

Try me please.

>>18073517
Find me famfam

>>18073521
for some reason i no longer feel confident that i would be right. i have to be completely focused on this for it to work.
i'd end up disappointing you, leading you to not believing it

maybe another time. you should post in the next thread, when there are more readers

>>18073529
Understood. That's fine by me. Let's try some other day.

>>18073534
Wait i sense something has changed so i can do you now. Just give me some time youre kinda special but i will challenge myself.

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>>18072363
>tfw when you tricked all the gullible retards on /x/ into thinking you're a remote viewer
OP signing off

>>18073523
I'm seeing this weedy little kid I knew in school called Chris. That you, Chris?

>>18073545
Yes wtf man. Creeping me out now.

>>18073520
Ok dokes, thank you :)

>>18073546
It's Mike. How you doing?

bitch asses didnt read me man

>>18073453
Do me please

Witness me op

>>18073587
You're one of those hispanic or arabic people who likes to pretend he's actually black. Stop it. It's embarrassing everyone.

Do me Senpai please please please!

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>>18073587
yeah I was way at the top of the thread and I didn't get read either
>>18072426

This is really interesting! I always wanted to learn to do this. I would really appreciate it if someone did me. <3

>>18073593
white and dont pretend to be black but i guess my vocab can sound that way if thats considered black?

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>>18072507
literally nailed everything but overweight, i was on this board three hours ago, could it have been that ???

pic related contents of my pocket

>>18073550
Wow. Never expected you here. Always had a crush on you, but I'm engaged to my boyfriend now. How do you do that?

>>18073470
Im not >>18073453
If that is what you meant.
A miss on the orange and halloween in my room. But I do have a blue shirt I wore today and I have dark hair. Right on my cpu, but I dont trick it out with lights, though it does have lights preinstalled in it. My workspace is pretty much an altar, decorated with himalayan prayer flags and a Lucky cat statue.
Gonna say you were very accurate! Cool experience!

Alright, I want a wizard to read me

>>18072363
You cant see me. But im not john cena

>>18072363
Why has that cat got a Rinnegan?
Who the fuck makes these?

>>18072601
Dick

>>18073626
I bet you do, you naughty girl.

Remote view me senpai

>>18073669
Boy*

Ok, I'll bite. Identify the character on my pillowcase, describe me, tell me my general area of existence etc. And, can you interact with what you see while remote viewing?

>>18072471
It's usually a sensation more than an image. At least for me.

Oh well, fuck it, let's give it a try.
Do me

Do me please

>>18073633
Thats what i thought

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Try me

What about me

black hair, 6'3, 285+, southern us, age 24, plays video games 5 hours a day, no gf, has low end job

Me please?
I'd love some proof

Alright I would like to see if this all bs, which it probably is, but sure remote view if you really can. I will let the person that got the closest call know.

>>18072545
Jew 5000
Did I get it right??

What am I up to?