Conspiracy theories

Personally I love the Roswell UFO incident:
The Roswell UFO incident refers to an event in mid 1947, when a United States Air Force surveillance balloon crashed at a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, prompting claims alleging the crash was of an extraterrestrial spaceship.

Who killed kennedy?. It's not really paranormal tho.

>>18061111
The CIA hosted a series of MKULTRA successor programs, and due to changes in modern confidentiality law, you will never know whether I'm right or not.

just stop man

>>18061167
I personally believe Roswell was nothing. A smokescreen operation to distract the public while the US pulled a glorified federal magic trick somewhere else while everyone was looking at and concentrating on something else.

>>18061206
Furthermore I believe Area 51 is along the same lines. What kind of "above top secret" facility does EVERYONE and their grandma know exists? Second of all why is it 51? Governments don't pick random numbers for designations. Where are the other 50 areas?

>>18061111
>Can we get a conspiracy theory thread going? I want all kinds.

your father is not your father
your mother had sex with next door neighbuor and he is your real father
your mother lied to you

>>18061213
b-but i have the tests to prove it...

>Be involved in political shit IRL
>Throw a rock into literally any room of rich and/or connected people and you'll hit a bunch of conspirators involved in "something"
>Usually it's something both tangible and that winds up screwing the average person over in a big way
>Meanwhile /x/ is talking about ayy lmaos and satanic wizards with mind control powers

I want more government related conspiracies, the crazy "illuminati" type shit. I used to be into those theories like crazy and just wanna know if theres links to more updated info on it & such.

>>18061229
Some say moot is obama

>>18061211
Along the 51st parallel.

My uncle apparently had documentation proving that AIDS was created by the US government through vaccine testing in Africa. He tried to get the word about it out and ran for Congress. He stopped when around a dozen shots were fired into his cabin while he was there.

>>18061111
Miley Cyrus is dead. Found in a desert with bruises and scars, dehydrated in 2008.

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>>18061111
RIP Barry Chamish, brilliant conspiracy theorist who exposed the Sabbatean-Frankists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEhuEMcjxAM

Schizophrenia isn't real

They've implanted chips into some of our heads to send voices, thoughts and mind control signals, the government and Jewish run psychology business made a false illness called ''schizophrenia'' to cover it up. It just makes too much sense.

The Clinton body count.

that Jimmy Carter was routinely sacrificing victims of ever-increasing value to maintain his health/life until eventually he had to kill and sacrifice his own grandson to cure his terminal brain cancer

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>>18061211
>Where are the other 50 areas?

The primordial fish-man deity, known by the Dogon as "Nommo", by the Phillistines as "Dagon", and by the Merovingian French Cathars as "The Quinotaur", is actually a reptilian alien creature that Carl Sagan recognized as the first paleocontact of extraterrestrials with humanity. It came from a planet revolving around Sirius-B. Sirius-A is the brightest star in the sky, known as the "Eye in the Sky", which is why the NWO symbol is the all-seeing eye, which was invented in Egypt. Hybridization failed in Africa because the hybrids were worshipped as gods (the Egyptian pantheon) and all killed each other, and failed in Palestine due to YHWH's intervention, but succeeded in France, where the Quinotaur raped a woman who gave rise to the Merovingian (MV) line. The MV line was all but extinguished by the Christian Inquisition because Christians knew the hybrids were essentially the spawn of a demonic reptilian race (call them aliens, call them demons, it's all semantics. Aliens ARE spiritual / multidimensional with human beings, just as described in Genesis (I.e. Children of The Nephilim, which is why God flooded the Earth, to kill them). Speculative Freemasonry is based on the French phrase "frère maçon", or "brother builder", and was created to build a New World Order, or one world government, which will be controlled by the ultimate product of the demonic Merovingian bloodline, that is, the Antichrist. This is why Mason's and the NWO actively oppress the masses and kill free thinking leaders (like Lincoln, Kennedy, Dr. King, and Ghandi), but support those from within its ranks (Masons, Skull and Bones, etc..). The ultimate plan is world domination by an Antichrist who is, in fact, not entirely human, but the product of hybridization of humans with an advanced reptilian race of "fallen ones", sired by Satan himself (who has gone by many names, such as Dagon, Dragon, Zeus, Quinotaur, etc.).

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I believe these threads could be COINTEL ops. That's probably the one I'm closest to believing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0QkaZM2IyDk
Is this nigga serious?

>>18061206
Except what happened at Roswell didn't become popular until years later

Jews

Anti dandruff shampoo just makes you have more dandruff so you keep using it, I was out of Head n Shoulders and had to use regular shampoo, I had little problem with dandruff, I used Head n Shoulders again and my dandruff problem got worse.

>>18061211
Thats zone 51 for nuclear testing.

Anyone heard of Tarsus?

>>18062029
agreed

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>>18061229
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM

>>18064626
>american empire

Oh boy here we go again

This world is a prison. This planet, a colony.
Like a virus in incubation, researchers waiting to get a successful result.

We are nothing but monkeys in a Zoo throwing poop at each others.

>>18064637
>Like a virus in incubation, researchers waiting to get a successful result.

Or, maybe they're just waiting for a target.

>>18061111
Nothing exists and you cant prove me wrong

>>18064716

>>18061211
You're an idiot, 51 is the parcel of land on a grid system. Good lord

>>18064652
would be already done

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The earth is Flat.

>>18061920
Agree with this. I have done quite a bit of research on Nemesis and think think that it is what is bringing the end of the world and they have know all along
>Navy retirees told decades ago to settle down somewhere away from the coast bc Navy detected it and knew. The elite are ready for it and hide it from us.

>>18061699
Nonsense

>>18064941
If it was there would be evidence in abundance for it, instead of litearlly none

David Icke

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AeKir1DMPA

>>18064941
literally retarded fucking castrate yourself please

>>18061229
The Zodiac Killer was actually the FBI experimenting on controlling a population through media.

Is a real genuine world changing global conspiracy/coverup even possible?

>no mentions of Rendlesham
Shamefur dispray. It's the one UFO incident where a coverup was actually confirmed.

Tehran is another great UFO incident, though I don't think there was a conspiracy around it.

>>18065108
Explain

>>18065099
this

>>18064941
Physically impossible.

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I want a Dna test done on Nelson Mandela.

>pic related.

>>18062091
jesus i hope not

>>18064637
There's a great story by Isaac Asimov called "Breeds There a Man" that touches on this subject. I highly recommend it.

>>18065185
Why did they change the name because it defiantly is stein?

>>18061111
Check the catalog, newfag, there are already a few threads up.

>>18065185
Is that supposed to prove the Mandela Effect is real?

Is misspelling one letter in a name really less believable than traveling through parallel dimensions?

>>18061699
Gonna need a source, m8

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>>18061884
awesome

>>18061699
[citation needed]

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>>18061229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pxd_Pkk38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA

>>18061519
inb4 this one is real

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This is how the Illuminati keeps tabs on us.

>>18065270
Your new is showing.

National Parks are hiding how many people go missing and are never found.

Station wagons were conceived by the government to encourage the use of the then-new national highway system and therefore justify all the money spent.

>>18064632
no that dude has it wrong, it's the /aerican/ empire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerican_Empire

All our mountains were giant silicon trees. we live in a deserted strip mined world

in the event of a crash, the crash position (putting your hands on your neck and your head between your knees) is meant to kill you quickly and to preserve your remains so it is easier to identify your body. They do not want you to survive a crash so you can sue them for millions.

(this is actually bullshit by the way, if you're about to crash brace yourself if you know what's good for you)

>>18066080
This was disproven anyway.

>>18062343
Try Nizoral. I've got it pretty bad, Head & Shoulders doesn't do shit, but Nizoral (different active ingredient) works great. Also, try a scalp brush. While the Nizoral does its thing, scrub the shit out of your scalp. Helps the shampoo attack the fungus better, and means any built up flakes all come out at once rather than making shoulder snow for the next few weeks.

>>18064941
You absolutely can see the curve at 100,000 feet. Hell, you can see it at 40,000.

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>>18061813
>post a thread on /x/ with a half baked story about how aliens probed you behind a waterfall
>get called schitzo
>decide to say its the evil Jewish boogeyman instead of coming to terms with your crippling mental disease

>>18061227
This man speaks truth

>>18065108
The Zodiac Killer was the Unabomber
The Zodiac Killer killed Jonbenet Ramsey, The Black Dahlia, and The West Memphis 3
The Zodiac Killer never existed, it was just some random unrelated murders.

>>18061813
psych major here, that's very interesting, can't imagine any real evidence and I don't think it's true at all, but that's fascinating.

>>18061211
Area 51 is obviously used for experimental and advanced US military aircraft testing. If you do some research from some reputable sources you can learn all about the different types of military aircraft that have been developed there in the past and later put into production like the F-117.

https://web.archive.org/web/20140220162353/http://anolen.com/2013/08/06/silence-around-mr-appelbaum/

tl;dr the Tor network might well be run by the NSA, Playboy and most media companies are in cahoots with the CIA, almost every "whistleblower" account of illegal CIA activities was probably just disinfo, and finally the Cambridge Spy Ring might have been much larger

>>18064941
Obviously false.

>>18062091
i can't, that video is just too much for me.

>all that bullshit about the rain
just what the fuck did i just watch. videos like these make me want to leave /x/ and never come back.
>all the tree bullshit
what the fuck is this guy smoking? brazil is fucking huge, it still has a lot of "untouched" forest areas. a good chunk of brazil early history involves natives and they live in the fucking forests. if they want to depict brazil in the ceremony, of course they are going to put trees on it.

>>18061174
Nixon.

THE DESPAIR CODE

>>18061213
This happened to me :(

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>>18064941
Very few are ready for the reveal. Keep the faith brother.

>>18061227
>satanic wizards with mind control powers
Look into SRA

Notice how many of the children developed multiple personality disorders? The important part of the abuse was never the satanism, it was the split personality. If you maintain influence over someone with a split personality in theory you could have one of these personalities loyal to you, while the others are totally incapable of remembering any of those acts - in effect, "mind control"

>>18064716
Shit

>>18062029
sauce on that image?

Bush did 311

>>18071040
What is this? I never found this out.

>>18071732
just a meme

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>>18061699

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>>18062029
tl:dr edition?

>>18061813

Schizophrenia is older than your retarded us government
Also not only people in USA auf der from it

Get a grip, USA is not the only country in the world

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>>18062343
>>18064682
>>18065848
Shit like these are my favorite.
They all have a corporate/money based motivation and could quite reasonably be true.

As someone who gets tired of celebrity clones, da jews, reptilian overlords and similar things, I'd love to see more of these simple, closer to home conspiracies.

>>18065833
I mean i figure this is most plausible in entire thread because of all the real reasons they would want to

I was told that we are in a false review world. Meaning something mustve happened to make humananity go off track. So we time travelled back to specific moments in time to bring some people back. It might be for educational purposes as well. Once its over we go back to that time and let it happen organically.

They have a special device that can study the energy patterns of a recently decaying corpse to get a clear picture of what occured before time of death.

And that any place hosting a Jesus Christ with growing hair or bleeding eyes is basically being studied for review. It is symbolic that its hosting region was center of a terrible war or outcome, like genocides. So time travellers are researching quarantined time maps.

Big Brother exists, but it's not the government, but actually companies gathering data on your browsing/shopping habits to better gauge advertising.

We're living in an alternate reality in the world of The Onion articles

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>>18062343
Mother fucker you just have super dry skin.

I once had dandruff really bad in middle school. The second I used H&S it went away completely, and I can use any kind of shampoo I want know without the dandruff.

>in b4
>hey smooth skin

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>>18064941

>>18061572

Is he still alive? If those exist and he's still alive and has them he has no reason to not release that now that the internet's real.

>>18061211
This guy's a fucking retard but I think there's a shred of almost truth in this.
What I think is that the government realized Area 51 was figured out and moved serious stuff into a new secret location, then spread conspiracy theories and shit about 51 to keep people aware of it and make them think it's still important. The security and secrecy of it at this point is just to make people think it's still important.

Elite child smuggling/pedo rings

Can someone tell me more about the holocaust being fake?

>>18061211
>Governments don't pick random numbers for designations.
They literally do do this. This is so enemies have a hard time knowing how many of a specific function or aspect of the military there are. For example if we didn't do that North Korea could speculate on what/where Seal Teams 1-5 are and it would narrow down their search on other teams like Seal Team 6 immensely.

MANFELA EFFECT???! YOUR GUYS/LADYS THOUGHTS

EVEYONE FUCKING LOOK UP THE MANDELA EFFECT THIS SHIT IS BLOWING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!

>>18073923
>>18073949
Most likely complete bullshit - Just people misremembering details, consolidating these details as facts in their minds, and then swearing the misremembered details are facts

>>18065116
>coverup was actually confirmed
The files got released. What they "covered up" was nothingness.
Unless there's more to this than my research ever found, I think you're either misled or lying.

>>18061920
>kill free thinking leaders (like Lincoln

You mean the man that destroyed the American experiment which directly led us to the over-reaching federalist government we have today?

>>18064716
There is no need to prove you wrong unless you are capable of defining existence without the use of tautology.

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>>18061111
Glitch in the matrix

there was corn in my shit, I guess reality couldn't turn the corn into shit

>>18073783

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLtRCc5AIkSvo-l4RqVw5T6Q&v=x8OmxI2AYV8

There you go.

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>>18071751
This doesn't work cause both Miley's have the weird neck wrinkles

>>18062091
jesus christ I thought this was a run the cube video at first

>>18067368
>The Zodiac Killer killed Jonbenet Ramsey
Then how did she grow up to become Katy Perry?

>>18066035

wat

https://memoryholeblog.com/2016/07/25/top-ten-reasons-sandy-hook-was-an-elaborate-hoax-2/

I definitely have not committed to fully believing this but I do think it is very interesting. It just feels different than other mass shootings we have.

I've read a lot about the conspiracy but I haven't really read anything from the other side, as in evidence for the shooting that directly debunks the ten reasons in the article. And I'm talking actual evidence, not just what the media wants you to believe is common knowledge.

>>18061920

Holy crap! my mind = blown!

>>18065185
This actually disproves the Mandela Effect.

>>18076239
It completely disproves it, I dont know how anyone could see this as evidence of it.

>>18061111
the total population of the planet isnt 7.4 bil . its never even been 7 bil. every first world nation has had at least 1 program if not multiple programs designed to eliminate the homeless

populations of countries like america will be half what they claim by the next decade. this farce is to keep people from second guessing corporate earnings reports based on inflated sales that never happened and the government pays them to hide

they give companies money just to pretend they sold more shit so people dont ask where a portion of the population went when they do the census or your looking at sales of things like gasoline or food (raw,processed,fast food)

every first world nation is lying... well except japan who isnt lying about how many people they have but has been lying about the forest of the dead. yakuza put people who cant pay out there to die with nothing not even allowed their phones and chase them for a day deeper into the woods and the japanese government allows it

>>18076261
>I dont know how anyone could see this as evidence of it.

The Mandela Effect is very convenient if you would rather tell yourself you've travelled across parallel universes than admit you were wrong about something.

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>>18074346
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerican_Empire