/div/ - Divination General

>>18057286
So uhh... anyone want to do a reading for me? :)

>>18057286
male aries

I need to spend some time or else I'll go insane. Where should I go?

>>18057302
You fucked up by admitting to being Aries :^)

>>18057306
I meant spend some time out of town.

>>18057306
What's wrong with Aries anon? I'll have you know we are the master race! :^D

>>18057330
Agreed!

>>18057330
don't kid yourself we are scum

Virgo coming through

>>18057302
fuck you aries
>>18057330
if youre aries, wow, first non fag aries ive met

female
cancer

Why did my boyfriend turn me down today? I'm not clingy at all. I don't know why he'd want space and I'm tired of his excuses

>>18057356

did you try asking him what's up? maybe he's tired, maybe he has other stuff going on, etc.

>>18057356
>female
>cancer
> not clingy at all
>why he'd want space
Umm...

>>18057356
I'm gonna need more than that. How old are you and he?

>>18057383
My crystal ball says she's 18 and he's only slightly older.

>>18057361
>>18057383
I asked him nonchalantly if I could come along with him today for running errands, lunch, etc so he wouldn't be so bored. He said no because he was tired.. He came back home recently after been away for nearly 2 months. I've only seen him once since he's been back. We're both 18.

>>18057370
I never text him first, never complain, don't act needy, let him and encourage him to hang out with his friends. What am I doing wrong?

>>18057384
Uh can you tell my age or something about me? im really curious

>>18057421
I think it was a joke, anon

>>18057419
3 of pentacles
9 of swords
Queen of cups
Ace of Wands
Two of Cups
Judgement

He is not in a good place right, emotionally/mentally speaking. From what I can divine, you are putting a lot of effort or emotional stake into this relationship while his focus appears to be elsewhere. This is most likely a major turning point in his life, and he has a lot on his mind. I'm sorry as this was all I could get out of it

>>18057421
It was actually a joke. I'm a reader, but I can't get information that specific; I merely know who the querent is.

>>18057419
Maybe hes cheating.. if I didnt see my gf for 2 months, all my time would be spent with her. What hes busy with? From what hes tired? I think hes escaping you. Let him be for a while, lets see if he reaches out to hang out with you, make him initiate the convo. If he doesnt do much work to initiate anything with you, its best to leave him, you dont need this kind of person in your life. He doesnt cherish you. Hope it works too and he will make things right.

>>18057330
>>18057338
Best Aries people <3

>>18057523
You as well, pretty <3

>>18057502
I wish I could help, but pushing myself on him might just make the situation worse. Thank for the reading.

>>18057508
I don't know.. He's always been more commited to me than I have been to him. Love letters, gifts, poems and I always showed gratitude. A great boyfriend all in all, then all the sudden this 360. When he does come back around, how do I react? Should I ignore the fact that he's been distant? I don't want to come across as clingy.
>What hes busy with? From what hes tired?
He's not busy, but jet lagged. He's been sitting at home the past few days..

>>18057588
wow so its been days...
When he comes back just let him speak up about what happened on his own, if he eventualy doesnt maybe ask about him. Maybe something happened which hes not comfortable to speak about right away.
I understand how you feel, very lonely and rejected, I know the feeling. My ex did same thing and soon after he decided not to ever contact me then dumped me. I dont want to give you ideas, but consider that this might happen. Just be strong okay? For now let him alone for a while, few days. If he doesnt come initiate anything, think you should have serious talk. If he cared about you enough, he would say whats going on and why hes acting this way. Ive been in jet lagg and it takes maybe day or two. Its definitely something else..

Are there any readers around?

>>18057588
>>18057622
>yfw one more pump and dump

Anyone available for a reading?

>>18057638
more like
>relationshits
not even once

>>18057622
I'm sorry that happened to you, that's terrible. I'm not sure if I'd be mentally prepared for that so I've been tryig to block it out of my mind. Thanks for the advice, it'll come to use.

>>18057638
He hasn't pumped me yet :^)

>>18057672
this actually makes me feel way more negative about all these relationship queries than before, why do you go for something you obviously do not enjoy at all

>>18057588
>Love letters, gifts, poems
that explains your taste in readers

>>18057687
Relationships are like a drug. Nothing compares to the highs, and the more you're tortured when things go sideways, the more you enjoy those highs. It's a sense of appreciation. Kind of sick if ou think about it.

>>18057687
bv<3

fucked up the link, it's hard to see through tears>>18057681 >>18057704

>>18057687
>>18057704
does bv make love letters

>>18057710
he used to

>>18057749
Is he a good guy

>>18057710
Probably. I don't think it would surprise anyone

>>18057767
i don't know him, i just recognize his writing style

Is there anyone in the div discord

Anyone reading tonight?

>>18057631
I'll be doing tarot readings every now and then. I need age and astrological sign

>>18057588
>He's always been more commited to me than I have been to him
Sounds normal in most relationships. Maybe if you ever returned any of the favors on your own, he wouldn't grow so tired of your adherence to stereotype.

>>18057864
General readings? I'd be interested.
>26
>Gemini

>>18057864
>21
>Gemini
Will i lose my job? if so where is my life going to go after that?

>>18057872
General, Relationship, career, etc

Will i get mexican gf?
Libra
20

>>18057879
General is a-okay with me. I don't really have specific questions that I couldn't figure out an answer to on my own.

>aquarius
>34
is he gonna ask me out?

>>18057889
>34
>still single
Bitch, you fucked up

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>>18057286

Will I get fired?

>>18057864
18/Libra
I was wondering if I could get some advice on realizing my dream of making my own garden sanctuary

>>18057864
19
Pisces

General is more than okay, but if possible,
Is he the one? (Sorry to be the typical love reading request)

>>18057872
Three of Cups
Queen of Pentacles
Nine of Wands

In your past I see you enjoyed yourself a lot more. You may have frequented parties, had a lot of friends, or simply just has more cash to blow. But presently to have turned to contemplation, distancing yourself from these things. In your future I see material gains.

>>18057866
If that was the case then so be it. I'm not going to profess to someone that I love them after knowing them for only a few months.

>>18057906
>>18057915
more infö on me
26
taurus

>>18057894
nope. recently divorced
thx god no kids

>>18057864
What is he being distracted by?
18
cancer

>>18057920
How much of his money did you take?

>>18057915
>In your past I see you enjoyed yourself a lot more. You may have frequented parties, had a lot of friends, or simply just has more cash to blow.
Couldn't be any further from the truth actually. Oh well, can't win them all.

>>18057918
Nor did I say to tell the guy that you "love them after knowing them for only a few months" but if that is/was your perspective and comprehension then perhaps you should not be seeking a relationship. Relationships require both parties putting in work to succeed, not only one.

>>18057878
Page of Cups
Six of Swords
Ace of Wands
It's kind of hard to say if you will lose your job or not, though it seems that you are definitely a hard worker. I see a career new opportunity around the corner. Perhaps you might even get promoted?

>>18057882
waiting patiently

>>18057939
i broke company property in a fit of rage today at work, so Im not sure if I will be terminated or be sent to see a counselor, i'm a bit worried.

>>18057939
thank you.

>>18057864
General please, 18 Scorpio. Thanks a lot :)

>>18057882
Page of Pentacles
The possibility is definitely open. She will likely be tomboyish

>>18057949
>>18057956
>>18057939
wrong message I'm sorry

>>18057864
21
Sagittarius

>>18057889
The star
Stay optimistic. The possibility isn't immediately there but if you continue to cultivate your relationship with him it could happen

>>18057906
>>18057919
Eight of Wands
Ace of Wands

Most likely yes, but a new job will soon be available

>>18057929
i already had money so... prenup.
now he can fck my ex best friend at his poor shack

>>18057973
are u rich

>>18057931
I did put at effort in. I was the one who initiated our relationship, I was the driving force when it came to solving conflicts, I'm kind to him, always take care of him. He went a little overboard in some respects, but we both did what was necessary to be functional. You're right that his standard could be different than mine which could have lead him astray from me, but I've been more than forgiving when it's come to his wrongdoings.

>>18057962
thx dude ;*

>>18057864
>20
>Aquarius
>Query
Is he going to stay in my life, am I going to see him again?

>>18057909
>19
>Pisces
>General is more than okay, but if possible,
>Is he the one? (Sorry to be the typical love reading request)


Bump

Page of Swords
Six of Cups
The star
Firstly, enlist the help of someone more spontaneous than you, someone who is quick to action.
Most importantly, you need to have fun building and designing it. If it ever seems monotonous or boring, you might want to rethink your approach. This is important for getting to the finish
Finally, stay optimistic. It'll be daunting at first, but just know that every step is a step closer

>most /div/ women are attractive according to the last thread
>yet they're still single
why?

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>>18057962
>23
>Cancer

I'm a though place in my life, struggling with finding a purpose.

>>18057983
it was 2 women and you really need to let this go mate, get yourself something to do

>>18057983
they're fucking crazy

>>18057909
Page of Pentacles
Justice

With him, I see a lot of compromise to be made. If you're prepared to give up ground on some important issues the may arise or already exist, then maybe yes. Otherwise definitely not

>>18057984
...in a*

>>18057922
Four of swords
It seems there is something he is trying to ignore or avoid. It could even be you.

>>18057864
26 Scorpio love reading for me and a guy named C please, why isn't he texting? Thank you

>>18057958
Oh my god, that must be she, also thats the kind of girl that i cant say no my hearth just cant
Thanks anon i hope the world smiles you

>>18057988
that doesn't stop men from pursuing

>>18057988
I'd date crazy if she put out regularly and wanted to have fun.

I'd like to have somebody who is as crazy for me as I would be for them.

>>18058004
I had this and he had a girlfriend and fucked me over. 0/10 relationship, would not recommend.

>>18058007
He's talking about yanderes. Your ex used you.

>>18058017
It's hard for me to understand :(

>>18057988
I guess this. I'm very attractive(I'm a boy though), but I'd say I'm pretty crazy.

>inb4 pic
I'll post one, the first time only, when I start tripping on here

>>18057957
Ace of Wands
Justice // Queen of Wands
Fortitude
You have recently taken advantage of an opportunity (in the last year or so), and presently find yourself at ends with some rule/moral, or perhaps it is someone else's rules/morals. It is advised that you do what you believe to be right

>>18058025
Why would you post your picture while tripping? That seems like an even worse idea than posting it anon.

Unless your goal for doing readings is attention-whoring

29, pisces

When is my life going to start moving forward?
When am I going to get out of my current living situation?

>>18058025
post itt

are any of the /div/ readers qt?

>>18058044
Scry them and find out :^)

>>18057983
>>18057988
I'm pretty sure everyone who comes to /div/ is a little crazy in one way or another. As for being single, most people aren't really looking for partners on here, and those who are after love already have someone specific in mind.

>>18057961
Ten of Swords
Two of Sword
Knight of Pentacles

From what I can see, you are at rock bottom and something is preventing you from moving forward. As such you may have become more volatile. Use that volatility to become more adventurous and spontaneous if you want to progress

>>18058044
I've seen a few of them and yes, I'd say they're cuties.
>>18058049
Kek, hey BV

>>18058027
I think it's referring to my occult studies, if so then it's very accurate. I'm not too sure what I think is right, so if you could prove some more insight then. that'd be amazing. it's fine if not. Thank you :)

>>18058058
empathAU can i see your pic if I go into the IRC?

>>18058049
>>18058058
how do you know its bv?

>>18057980
Two of Cups
Six of Cups
Five of swords
Four of Pentacles

He definitely has strong feelings and cares for you, but in all honesty he's going to end up doing what makes him happiest, whatever that may be.

Regardless of what happens, you will feel broken for some time, but eventually, not only will you come out fine, but will be left feeling complete

>>18058071
don't you believe in magic?

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>>18058062
Funnily you mention that, I keep forgetting how public the IRC is, I post all sorts of photos in there for the others; my dog, my study, and yes my face.
>>18058071
pic related

>>18058025
you sound rather cocky with no proof

>>18058074
>but will be left feeling complete
What does that mean? As in I'll just move on and feel fine with his choices? Or he's going to stay in my life and I'll come to terms with everything?

>>18058032
Justice
The magician
King of Pentacles
Ace of Pentacles
It's hard to say why your life isn't moving forward but it may have to do with your ability to act, or more specifically your ability to align your actions with your thoughts.
As for when you are going to get out of your current living situation. I see an opportunity in the form of a confident/worldly but laid back individual. Seek this person out

>>18058103
Empath would you date ches

>>18058131
Can you do mine as well, please?

>>18057984

>>18058144
>would you date ches
I say this as respectively as possible but...Hell to the no. I think she's a lovely woman and have no doubt that she is quite attractive, but I've dated a woman like her in personality and I'm still recovering from that experience.

>>18058179
you dated a crazy chick believes she communicates with ancient Egyptians?

Alright last reading, I'll answer questions after this

>>18058161
Page of Pentacles
Ace of Swords
Judgement // Queen of Pentacles

In your youth you've always been somewhat aloof, maintaining at least some distance from those around you. Now, for whatever reason, you view your life or the world differently from how you once did. I see much contemplation and some self imposed isolation.
If you want you move on with your life, you will have to find to come to terms with the world around you. Only then will you find content

Anyone available for a reading?

>>18058208
Thank you

>>18058198
Haha not in as many words, but yes. I dated someone like Cheswick.

>>18058179
>have no doubt that she is quite attractive
She's a pitifully average chubby white girl.

Hi, I'm new to all of this, and I would like if someone could "read" me or something.
Here is some important data
>Male
>21 year old
>Born on July 14,1995
>Cancer
>Name is Fabio
>Currently not knowing what do do with my life, and my life has been generally bad.
I'm eager to listen

>>18058226
you've seen her pic?

>>18058255
Yes. I don't remember if she posted any directly on the board but she used to go on /r9k/ omegle fairly often, and screencaps would be posted. She has no distinguishing features and is the very essence of "average girl with unwarranted ego".

>>18058275
>one on one time alone
reee

>>18058311
Stop lusting after anything with a vagina.

28 years old
aquarius
born 13/02/88
When and how to recover my past relationship?
He left me because he likes another girl
We were going to celebrate almost 5 years together.
It's been 2 months since the breakup, and I feel deeply sad.

>>18058224
Would you date a fellow reader? How would you feel if she was doing readings about your relationship and said it wouldn't work out?

>>18058326
>would you date a fellow reader?
Sure, if we were compatible I don't see why not.
>how would you feel if she was doing readings about your relationship and said it wouldn't work out?
I'd ask he if she felt that way; if so, then we should part ways, if not, then let's enjoy the moments while they last.

Alright that's the last reading for now, I'll stick around to answer questions for a little while

>>18058118
I wasn't able to divine whether he'll leave or stay. But the end result is clear, you will be at one with your self, content with the path you've taken

>>18058061
Then the real struggle will be deciding what you believe to be right. The Fortitude card is an interesting card as it depicts a beast and a woman, both of which could be considered strength, or perhaps it is their relationship that is considered strength.

Tldr decide what you are morally comfortably with

>>18057949
>>18057931
Sorry my first few readings tend to be off

>>18057949
>>18057939
>>18057949
I would interpret this as you losing your job. What were you thinking?

Is anyone in a relationship in need of a reading?

>>18058373
I use a different deck. Some of the meanings differ more than others

>>18058411
never one..

>>18058395
Not in a relationship, but in an "elephant in the room" friendship with someone, and we may or may not still have feelings for each other, and neither of us are quite sure how we or the other feels.

Interested?

>>18058421
I'm going to need your genders and financial statuses.

>>18058443
I'm male, she's female. I'm at the beginning stages of a good career, and she comes from a stupidly rich family.

>>18058421
>>18058443
Fine just genders

>>18058031
I was a hot mess tonight, but you're right.

>>18058526
Both of you are attracted to her yeah, but she doesn't have that good of an image of you, and attraction isn't enough for a stable relationship. In a relationship with her she would be very cruel and blunt with you, maybe she is the type to control, either way she will be hurtful to you at times. You will practice lies and deceit. Pretending to having to end something that isn't really over, you will lie about. A relationship is possible and the outcome. It is good experience for both of you, but nothing will happen if inaction remains (weakness: 2 of swords).

>>18058543
That seems like it's right on the cusp of being accurate but just slightly off. Can you tell me which cards you got? Also, is your native language something other than English? I don't mean to insult, but if you can express yourself in another language I understand, I might be able to make this easier for you.

Lastly, let me know if you would like a reading.

>>18058563
I put the deck away. You: 7 of Swords with Death, Her:3 of Swords, and all the pages showed up.

Yea I would like a reading. When do I find love?

>>18058591
>3 of Swords
Ya, that has often come up on her end when I've read for it. Part of me wonders if it's just hurt over seeing me looking elsewhere or if...just things I won't get into. Your interpretation might be right, though.

>When do I find love?
I can't do timelines, but I can read for like life situation or obstacles or advice or something like that. I need your gender and your gender of preference.

>>18058611
>>18058611
Life situation please. I know I'm not going to find someone soon probaby, but I would like the circumstances. Woman seeking man.

>>18058646
The entire spread points to “when you're in a bad place over something you haven't gotten over and can't move on.”

I started with The Fool in reverse and clarified with The Tower in reverse and the 6 of Swords in reverse. I then clarified each of those with 5 of Wands and Page of Wands, respectively.

So, you'll be in a place where you don't quite have a zest for life or for beginning new things due to a sense of hopelessness. There is some baggage due to lack of closure or something that seems unfulfilled. There is a necessary destruction that must occur that hasn't occurred, so the place for renewal has not been cleared. This is with respect to a vicious argument with another person, and perhaps an honest talk never having been had is what is eating away at you.

You're still not over it. It was a fiery thing and nascent, as indicated by the Page of Wands. Something about the whole thing burning out is still messing with your head, and you can't quite seem to move on because pieces don't really fit in your conception of it as you might think they do.

Now, I don't know if you're in this state now or not, but this is how your life will be when you find love. That's what I've got.

>>18058395
do you do looking for a relationship?

>>18058682
Yes Im in this state :( I guess its soon then but it seems very unlikely for me unless a miracle

Good luck with the girl, ask her out and you will get what you want.

>>18058714
>ask her out and you will get what you want
It's not possible for reasons on which I won't elaborate. It was a slightly pointless query on my part, more for curiosity than anything else. That story ended long ago, and we're living a different one now.

Good luck to you.

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I am doing a few readings now. I will probably only do very few. Please list the following:
Age
Color that you dislike
A query

My response will be something relating to what you are doing wrong and what your outcome would be if you did not change.

>>18058735

25
dark green
why can't i find a boyfriend? i'm female

>>18058735
26
Maroon
I guess I'll go with the good ol' "should I pursue this girl I'm interested in?"

>>18058735
29, I don't colors, query relating to career please

>>18058735
18
Brown is quite shit
What does AL wish I was doing differently?

>>18058735
what im doing wrong with finding love?
21
light blue

>>18058735

>>18058735

22
Orange
How does my love life look like in the near future?

>>18058740
You are waiting for it so long. You chose dark green because that is the color of a snake which means betrayal. You might be afraid of somebody who you cant trust. Usually the only people who can be trusted are innocent but have no value. You may spend a very long time waiting, maybe for almost your entire life. You shouldnt wait around your entire life for somebody to just come and change your life or you will eventually find that you have waited for nothing. That is usually the same fate shared by many people. Its like that song "You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your old ways"

That is your fate.

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>>18058735
24
How do I find a gf?

>>18058760

huh, i never really thought about the snake thing. interesting. so my fate is i'll never find anyone? it's not like i'm waiting for someone perfect. i've made attempts to find love.

>>18058735
26
Yellow
Reading for me and my man-friend?

>>18058761
You should first seek to improve the value within yourself. If you have no value than you will always want a girlfriend to fullfil you. Most people do this, they wait for somebody to come validate them. Only when this higher value person comes to them can they feel good about themselves. It is important to find your own value. Its not something in relation to possesions or money but rather a feeling. If you could give each person the feeling of validation than you would no longer need it from others.
You chose the color light blue because it represents the throat and thymus chakra. These 2 chakras represent strength and knowledge. Hating this color represent the fear of changing yourself. You as many others do, prefer to wait for the world to come help you rather than taking it on. This color represents compeition and desiring to be the best of anybody, if you want to find a gf than you should first start by trying to be better than everybody. Do not seek to be better than everybody in terms of money or possesions, but in some other way.
The path you are on may lead you into the same cycle over and over again. You will likely always desire a short term fix to all of your emotional problems rather than the long term fix. If you want to find a gf you should seek out many long term solutions instead.

>>18058768
Your fate can be changed ofcourse. You must find a satsification with something other than the desire to be in a relationship. Love is not something that you share between just one other person, you should be able to extend it on to other people and things.

>>18058751
How can you hate light blue? What is wrong with you?

>>18058771
Can you give a specific querry one for each of you and one color and age for each of you. I cant just do a reading for 2 people at once it doesnt make sense.

>>18058782
Why are you skipping? Sorry, not trying to be rude...

>>18058785

Who did I skiP?

>>18058785
>apologizing for asking an honest question

>>18058785
Wow im so sorry I just noticed those 2 up there so sorry ill get to them now.

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>>18058787
You skipped five people, nigger. Were you attention whoring for replies?

>>18058792
Holy fuck theres like 4 that I skipped sorry. I just saw my post upload than I went down from there I didnt bother looking back.

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>>18058796
>>18058745
>>18058746
>>18058747
>>18058751

Sorry guys now I have anxiety because I just noticed all the ones that I skipped. Im gonna go take a break because of the anxiety.

>>18058735
19
dull yellow, he is gray, 21
will we be together

>>18058792
>>18058797
hey reader, you're the one handing out favors by way of committing time and attention. It's all well and good to apologize for skipping if you didn't intend to, but don't let the querents walk all over you either. If they don't like it, they can fuck off.

sincerely, another reader.

>>18058735
When I asked about man friend I meant my relationship with him :) we can make him 32, forest green and I was 26 yellow :)

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>>18058802
I also kind of lose motivation when every single querry is "will I ever find love" or relationship related. I mean is that all you guys think about?

>>18058780
its you too faggy anon, i like strong colors
Exception:white

>>18058802
That's alright :) Take your time. You're not obligated to do readings in any sort of order. What you're doing is a favour to us, not a responsibility.

>>18057286
Find me. I'm ready to make the deal.

>>18058816
It's a very important thing to many people...I suppose it's a control thing

>>18058818
Must be a real tough guy ey

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>>18058816
welcome to /div/ enjoy your stay.

>>18058735
>My response will be something relating to what you are doing wrong and what your outcome would be if you did not change.
Interesting, I'll bite.

20, Dark Green.
I recently completed an occult work codenamed KQ. What can you tell me about it?

No worries if you can't take this query on; I saw your queue and you're doing an amazing job.

>>18058824
Seems like you should be doing the finding.

>>18058842
I'm ready. Let's go.

>>18058802
are you going to read when you come back?

>>18058851
Send a message. It's not that hard.

>>18058866
Specify what you mean.

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>>18058776
Thanks. I know what you're saying and I do try to change, but as you said, short term fix is easier...

I was in between turquoise and pic related (an earthy yellow?). What does the color mean?

>>18058877
If you're looking for an entity, perform the necessary ritual. If you're looking for someone, just send a fucking email. It's not that complicated.

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>>18058855
Ill eventually come
back and do the ones im interested in.

>>18058808
Thanks I know its draining sometimes.
>>18058814
I will do your eventually.

>>18058823
Thanks\
>>18058826
Yeah and its also probably a self esteem thing too.
>>18058834
lol
>>18058836
Will definetly get to this one eventually. Could you be more specific about "occult work".

>>18058890
Will return and do this eventually.

hey

a while ago there was a website with tons of tarot decks and their unique art but i didnt save it

can someone please link me to it

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I have an "erotic" deck lol

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>>18058757
As it is your love life is related to luck. It will mostly consist of you hoping to get lucky and eventually you might. Orange is the color that represents passion and excitement. You might be somebody who lacks passion and excitement. If you are hoping for something outside of yourself to bring you the passion and excitement than you will forever be waiting to get lucky. If you hate the color orange than that means you might also feel guilty naturally. You may feel as if you need to carry your weight and you might be afraid to offend others with your opinion. If you continue on the path that you are on than you will probably lead a life of uncertainty. I would recommend feeling more centered in your own energy. You need to feel as if your time/energy is not limited because its that limit that limits your possibilities. When your energy is more centered than you will feel perfectly free to make the wrong decisions and mistakes because you are confident in your ability to always be up for fixing it. A centered persons self esteem does not rely upon something that isnt them. They feel content with who they are and they do not have the constant anxiety to attain things. I would recommend doing some research on how to have a stronger solar plexus energy center. But I have a feeling that you would rather not risk stepping outside of your comfort zone.

>>18058757
>>18058787

Me! If you could do the reading it would be helpful

>>18058903
http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/

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>>18058747
Right now you should seek to be more focused on a task. You might have good luck but you should not only rely on your subconcious influence. A masculine person uses direct influence as well. The color brown represents skill and craftsmanship. A person who does not like this color may lack the interest in developing skills. Rather they prefer to attain something such as money or a nice car in order to fullfil that lack. This person wishes you would be more direct in your tasks and goals. You should strive to be more focused rather than constantly distracted by what appeals to you.

The current path you are on will likely lead to success but it may lack fullfilment. You may indeed gain many things that you desire but you will likely never feel that it is enough. This might lead you to a path of betray and maybe even bad luck. The results of your future will depend upon luck rather than skill, though luck itself takes skill to have.

>>18058900
Thanks

>Could you be more specific about "occult work".
Think of it as a spell, essentially

>>18058957
Thanks, this rhymes true to me.

....

>>18057338
I'm Aries moon, and I love Aries and am very proud of my Aries moon

Is anyone doing readings at the moment? Stumbled with /x/ tonight after not coming here for long so it might be either my fate to get a reading tonight or not to

>>18059123
I'll drop an air query anyway if you feel like doing me...

Pisces
23
disliked color: gray
song: sun kil moon - heron blue

Should I take a chance and aim for a better job or stay working the way I'm doing right now, i'm a cellphone repair technician and been getting tons of work last month from friends recommending me, also i'm getting married in october.

>>18059205
I'll also add that i've got a degree in business administration and graduated 2 years ago but i've always had something scare me from working on HR or office jobs.

>>18059208
>>18059205
I don't usually respond to air queries or go where I am not requested anymore, but this stood out to me.

Listen anon, here's the thing, from what Im getting off of you, HR and office jobs are going to kill you and I think you know it. Stay on with the cellphone thing, its picking up and its been good for you. You have a business administration degree, you know a bad deal when you see it and if HR and office jobs were a good deal for you, youd have already signed the papers.

Is there something else motivating this switch? have their been arguments? Is the marriage partner not happy somehow?

>>18057286
Is /div/ of the opinion that divination is an act of introspection or a legitimate way to determine the future?

>>18057286
If anyone is still in here doing readings I am in need of such...

>>18059236
I dont think that's something that can achieve a consensus conclusion... if the future is predetermined, theres no point in knowing. If it's not, how can there be any accuracy?

A parable:
A man is walking towards a cliff with his nose in a book, he doesnt see it, he will fall off the cliff in another three or four steps. A woman calls to him and tells him he is about to walk off the cliff. The man, embarassed at his absentmindedness changes direction and avoids falling off the cliff.

This is divination.
The question is, did the woman see the future? Did she prevent it? Did the man prevent it? If he had heard but ignored her, and her prediction came true would anyone be better off? Indeed if she had had the intuition to call out, but did not and the man fell off the cliff, would she have justification in her prediction?

Its not a question that's possible to answer because there's too many uncertainties about time and determinism. Its a philisophical question.

>>18059246
That's an interesting way to think about the connection between introspection and one's future. I sometimes worry that in all this there is so much emphasis on external result and outcome that we miss the point of experience entirely, though.

>>18059228
No arguments at all on our relationship, there was a point about a month and a half ago where I decided to start a hot-wing business from home and then the same day we start, I found out that my fiance was pregnant, fast forward to 2 weeks ago and we're in the hospital, she had a miscarriage and even though i was sad, i thought it was a 2nd chance at working harder before having a baby, and thought it was the time to get a 9 to 5 job for the benefits (insurance, paid vacations, etc), but also after havin that miscarriage i've been more active and answering to every single tag i get on facebook for a potential client or from my friends tagging me on sales groups, getting more money, managing my finances and knowing where my money goes, i've never had that in my life before it.

>>18059256
if you want to be impressed by how spooky accurate a reading is, go get cold read by a carnival reader or palmist, theyll cold read the shit out of you and youll be very entertained. If you want actual assistance, see a diviner, they may not be as accurate, but they care about helping you help yourself.

>>18059263
I think I'm more interested in the self-questioning or insight that might be possible through divination. Which books would you recommend for beginners?

>>18059262
Chase it.

If you want to get a 9 to 5 for bennies, go ahead and do it but dont get attached, youre looking for inspiration and direction, do not let a 9 to 5 cubicle be your direction. Do it, but dont attach to it. You have bigger things in store, you're an entrepreneur. Keep doing what you're doing if its improving, thats business.

As for the rest, Im terribly sorry for your loss, and do not neglect your partner through all of this, please. You may feel that working your butt off to provide is the best thing you can do to help, make sure they dont see it as emotional neglect, miscarriages are very difficult things and they will need you emotionally as well as materially, this will be a burden for both of you Im afraid. I think this argument in the relationship Im seeing is a growing distance between you after what happened. Dont let that happen no matter what you have to do with your career. Be there for your partner, the rest will come in time.

But the question was about work, and I think you know that a person working a 9 to 5 who hates their life and who they are because of it makes a pretty shitty parent regardless of how much they make. In fact I think you know this first hand if Im not mistaken. Keep up with the cellphone thing, let it improve, be open to new options with what youre doing, like opening a dedicated business or something like that, and you can always revisit the wings store from home when things make more sense. This isn't a second chance, its just a different chance.

>>18059267
then you're looking at this thing the right way. Approach it as an introspective tool to give you insight into your life that you may not have seen before. Use it as an information technology which allows you to come at problems from perspectives you dont usually take.

I recommend no books actually. My advice to new readers is to lock your book away immediately. I recommend working with the system and trying to intuit the meaning of your oracle without assistance, keep notes, be thorough. Once you have an opinion on what every card/rune/dice/bone/coin/tea leaf means... THEN start reading books to get other theories or clarifications on stuff you dont understand. If the book disagrees with your intuited meaning of a card, the book is wrong.

This should not be a mechanical recitation, it's an intuitive art.

>>18059278
That's very interesting and useful advice, thank you. So in principle I suppose one might even draw sigils of personal significance on cards then intuit their meanings and use in combinations to produce insights entirely separate from Tarot or any other system. The familiarity with and meaning of this system would gradually improve and become a more potent means of divination, right?

>>18059270
I let an honest smile at the "I think you know this first hand", divorced parents at 11, dad has been virtual only for the past 8+ years and we only talk for the casual "I hope you're doing fine", as for my relationship we bonded more after that, we've been trying to turn a sad moment into something that brought us closer together, we lived together for about 2 weeks after she came out of the hospital and she is staying at her mother's house, so we've been apart since last week and that is probably the distance you see, we get to talk less and spend less time together now until the wedding. I usually don't come to /x/ and the first and last time I tried to get a reading, it didn't work out for me and got skipped... I appreciate what you do and I was hoping you would be the one to do my reading, probably something or someone requested us both here at the precise time and date, I can only imagine..

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>>18059267
Not the guy you're talking too but I've got this list with some books. I read a couple and they're pretty fun but don't follow them blindly.
Prometheus rising and cosmic trigger were great fun.
[spoiler] >inb4 le /pol/ greenpilled meme.
I got them from /pol/ years ago. That place wasn't as shit as it is today [/spoiler]

>>18059288
Nice, I always enjoy seeing people's book recommendation pics. Also, I have to confess that I kind of miss the greenpill comics - there was some pretty funny stuff back then.

>>18059283
absolutely, in fact, if youve got the time and dedication to put into it, Id recommend it. Make it more robust than you think you will need, remember this is about thinking in ways you dont usually think. So youll have to get out of comfort zone.

If its good enough you may start a new trend, all those other systems got started in that same way.

>>18059284
you already know what you need to do, doubt is clouding your mind because of the recent events. You can clear up some of those doubts with love and understanding with her, and with your family. Id say Im sorry about the situation with your parents, but its also been the fuel thats going to make you a good parent, eventually. Id advise spending as much time with her as you can regardless of where she is or what you might need to do to get it. Time with our loved ones especially in times like this is not worth a job, any amount of money, or the career. You experienced this with your parents, absence makes the heart grow fungus.

As for what brought us together, I think there is a REASON it is called divination. I would not have the arrogance to claim that the meeting was ordained by a higher power (Im not even sure they exist) but Im certainly not ruling it out either, Ive seen too many weird coincidences like tonight.

I hope some of this has helped you know where you need to go next.

>>18059288
well several of those are excellent reads for magical or occult practices, and some of them may be even better for systems which require deeper occult awareness (tarot). Im not sure any of them really have anything to do with divination.

>>18059297
>absolutely, in fact, if youve got the time and dedication to put into it, Id recommend it. Make it more robust than you think you will need, remember this is about thinking in ways you dont usually think. So youll have to get out of comfort zone.

Thank you very much for your advice; this could make for a very interesting research project. I'll have to start on this tomorrow.

>>18059303
there's already been some scholarly work done on it as a professional research project, google it up you should be able to find relevant stuff.

>>18059291
Yeah, old /pol/ had some pretty fun threads. Last time I went there was like 2 years ago.
>>18059302
There are not that many books in the list that actually target divination but tarot cards are mentioned in multiple books. I think the focus with these books lies more in the expansion of the self. As in to find out who you really are, which in turn may lead to a deeper understanding of the world that surrounds us.

>>18059311
I will, definitely. There must also be some gnostic state or trance component to divination practice, correct? Are there books or sources you recommend for mental states or meditation as directly connected to divination?

>>18059315
fair enough

>>18059317
>some gnostic state or trance component
some people practice it, some don't.

Im not sure if I am qualified to recommend those books, I dont really practice meditation often, and my trance state is basically "close my eyes and start letting my mind wander until Im seeing stuff" Im not sure how to advise... /omg/ would be the better thread to ask about alternative mental states and meditation.

It may be a way better way to divine, in fact Id go so far as to say it almost certainly could beneficially effect the outcome, but I couldn't claim knowledge of it.

>>18059332
This has all been very helpful; thanks again.

>>18059332
Sevis

I don't know why but I googled your trip and first link that i decided to click lead me to another miscarriage query from a while ago, you don't have to answer but... is it something personal to you? Or do you just consider a miscarriage as something personal for the asker/anyone in general?

Can anyone tell me why Thoth is so prickly? It seems like every time I see him in the thread, he's telling off another reader for something.

But then he also seems well liked? wtf?

>>18059365
I haven't interacted enough with Thoth to give a full anecdote, but in the times I've seen him around IRC he's pretty fun and an interesting character. He's a little rough on the edges, and doesn't play well with other readers, but outside of that he's pretty Kekworthy as a person.

I'd say great on a personal level, kinda a dick on a professional (or as professional as divination can be) level.

>>18059371
>doesn't play well with other readers

yeah but why? i thought we're supposed to be accepting here

>>18059379
Why? That's really a question only Thoth can answer. I mean we could speculate until the cows came home, but it'd be for naught.
>I thought we're supposed to be accepting here
Sure, that's true anon, or at least how I like to think also. But at the end of the day, we can't make everyone like each other, and people are entitled to their opinions and views. Thoth's can be a little blunt, true, but I don't believe he acts in malice.

Either way, short of becoming a hugbox (and I don't believe anyone wants that) I don't see it changing anytime soon. The best we can do is act the way we'd like the thread to be and try and foster a good environment.

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>>18059379
>>18059365
BEHOLD
YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE MIGHTY THOTH
TREMBLE
AND BEHOLD (behold)


I just call bullshit where I see it. And there's a lot flowing around in occult groups and forums.I try to sort through the misinformation. If someone posts bullshit, or something that can be taken as such, they need to be ready to account for it. We have plenty of new people browsing these threads every day, and seeing some of this stuff could confuse them.
All in all, I'm just very forward and I give my opinion when I think it's needed.

>>18059365
The querents love the bad boys.

>>18059415
Clits out for Harambe!

>>18059422
I prefer the empath boy ;^)

>>18059432
I do too. I'd fuck that empath guy so fucking hard.

>>18057286
Brandon
26
brown eyes brown hair
5'5
230lbs

That girl is still on my mind, this is for a reason right?

>>18059434
Ikr, he's hawt and I love his accent

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>>18059432
>.t Empath

I'm onto you, you Aussie fuck.
Meet me after school behind the gym.

>>18059430
Now I'm interested.

>>18059442
I'll be gentle ;^)

>>18059365
Thoth is an asshole, but he is a very competent and accurate asshole, basically. I think most, like me, like him as a reader rather than as a person.
Not meaning to offend, you Thoth, as I think you're well aware of your personality flaws.

>>18059357
sorry for the delay, hopefully youll catch the answer.

Keep in mind I didn't know about the miscarriage until after Id decided to read.

It would seem that these questions do seem to keep coming to me. The truth is, I do have a couple personal experiences related to the topic that Id rather not discuss. I bring it up only to illustrate one of those "coincidences" that seem to crop up so often.

Maybe those questions are coming to me for a reason, maybe its "coincidence" I couldn't say.

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>>18059486
>>18059415
the mighty and terrible thoth, good to see you hope all is well.

And with that Ill disappear again for an indeterminate period. Thanks everyone for the thread.

>>18059491
Sevis you will forever hold a place in my heart. Be safe, friend.

>>18059415
>typical example of a person who has a bitchy attitude but says "i just keep it 100% real guise"

>>18059496
Yes, and?

He's been a pillar of the thread for at least a year (I just found this thread last year, so not sure about longer.) I think he's a genuinely good guy.

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>>18059496
Thoth sort of reminds me of a male Judge Judy. A huge asshole, but with good intentions.

>>18059501
And? Is that an excuse to be a bitch or generally abrasive?

"Sigh. I'm just so important and keep everything so, so real. That's why you silly anons need to stop bothering me with your silly questions."

>>18059506
I generally answer every question asked of me, unless it's a reading.

Speaking of which, will be around doing brief i-ching readings for the next few hours, as well as answering occult based questions.

Need your query, and feedback after the reading.

Won't necessarily do every reading requested, but will try answer every question asked.

Can you predict lotto numbers or raise your chance at it by some occult means?

>>18059513
female
When I will meet my future husband?

>>18059483
Yeah i'm still here, learning how to replace some IC for an iPhone 6s im doing later (all night up learning? always worth) but yeah, it was curious that the same subject showed up from months ago, and it seemed that it was a recurring question by your reaction on that thread

>>18059519
The I-ching doesn't really answer questions like "when", but I'll give it a go just for you.

Hexagram 33: Retreat.
No changing lines whatsoever. If anything, this is advice to avoid relationships for the time being-- perhaps even a warning not to "settle". Further, it's advice to strengthen the self, and 'retreat' away from others. If you are not yet strong enough to stand on your own, then you should not be standing with someone else.

So, when? Not anytime soon, if you have any sense.

>>18059517
Some would have methods for predicting it, yes. I'm not familiar with any though.
A way of increasing your luck through rune magick involves drawing the rune Fehu, sometimes accompanied by Perthro and/or Raido, on your body or a piece of paper in your wallet, and then intoning the galdr for such runes.

>>18059513
Is my mental and emotional state in the process of getting better or worsening? It's difficult to tell these days...

>>18059526
>>18059519
Guess that sounds about right. Single life aint that bad.

>>18059513
female
I have a feeling something really bad is going to happen to me, I found a lump in my armpit and my GP said it was a swollen gland (not cancerous) but I'm not convinced.
Am I more ill than I think or is my bad feeling about something else?

I just need a general reading for the future. I'm depressed, not coping well after some deaths. My job is a dead end, I feel like I've wasted my damn life. Need to know if there's something worth fighting for

Male
26

>>18059513
How can I obtain a paranormal experience?
Alternatively (or if you feel like answering a second question): Should I begin learning divination at my current point in time? (I'll admit that lurking these threads has piqued my interest in reading.)

If you respond within the next 35min, you'll get feedback; otherwise, class calls.

>>18059539
Hexagram 53: Gradual Progress
One changing line.
All in all, it may be possible that you have some sort of illness; however, long term damage is unlikely-- just go get a second opinion. Doing so will either build confidence in your health, in the case that it's not a tumor, and if it is, you can get quick treatment for it. Either way, you're life is not in danger right now.

But the changing line does suggest that you need to seek satiety and shelter.

>>18059513
I'll be having my first experience in practicing Goetia soon. What will be the outcome of that? If there is any advice on how to improve such experience, it's also very welcome.

>>18059513
Male

I just wanted to know if I have a real chance with this girl.


(Sorry if you're tired of love related questions)

>>18059506
What does it matter what is a reader is like as a person as long as they contribute positively to the thread and the board? The only way to be wrong here is being a shitposter, I'd dare say everything else is welcome.

>>18059563
Think you replied to the wrong thread (I'm the girl who posted about the lump).

Thanks for replying, I will get a second opinion for the sake of sound sleep. Thanks for the reassurance, hopefully it is not serious but you are right, I do believe there is something wrong.

>>18059572
>>18059557

anddddd I just did the same thing replying to the wrong thread. sorry about that.

>>18059555
>How can I obtain a paranormal experience?
Have fun with this next one.
Go to a cemetery after drawing the runes: ansuz, ihwaz, and thurisaz on your chest. Hang out a little while.
Or meditate at home after doing so.
It may not be as brutal as you're looking for, but it'll be an experience.


>Should I begin learning divination?
It's never a bad time to learn. But I'll ask the i-ching just for funsies.
Hexagram 48: The Well
TL;DR, yes.

>>18059579
>Go to a cemetery after drawing the runes: ansuz, ihwaz, and thurisaz on your chest. Hang out a little while.
Sounds like a ruse cruise. I don't want a 'brutal' experience so to say but as someone who believes in para-, I would be interested in having an experience of my own sometime.

>>18059579
>It's never a bad time to learn
Sure. It's moreso that I'm a graduate student and if I want to add yet another hobby into my quickly-decreasing free time. I'm sure I'll give it a shot at some point in the future.

Appreciate the response(s), boss.

>>18059550
Hexagram 4: Innocence.
Lots of changing lines in this one, which means that your situation is not unchanging.
The reading overall suggests that your issue is frustration after bad run-ins with your own naivety.
You've now turned your back on both the bad, and the potentially good. You need to find someone to confide in, and you need to open yourself up. Get a hobby. Take a trip. Go do something. But hiding in this dead-end closet of yours, you're helping no one, especially yourself.

Could I have a general reading for the future please? Would appreciate some guidance.

>>18059563
Haven't practiced Goetia myself, so I can't give too much practical advice. Any summong I do is purely off the cusp.

As for the i-ching's answer...
Hexagram 50: The Caldron
Literally just says that you've positioned yourself in the right alignment with the forces that be, and that you will have supreme accomplishment.
So yeah, no advice from that end other than "do you what you know is right in practice." Keep to a good form. The reading implies that you're going with the flow; not swimming against it. Which is good.

>>18059593
This is very encouraging, and settles some of my doubts regarding how I've been approaching this. Thank you very much. I'll give better feedback in the next few days, if you are interested. I can't wait to confirm the "supreme accomplishment" part.

>>18059603
Yea! Pop back in here to let me know. Good luck anon.

Anyone available for a reading?

>>18059621
I'm still hanging around.

>>18059623

Thank you, I would like a general reading mostly love and work please. What information do you need from me?

>>18059513
How this girl see me. What should I do about her?

>>18059623
Female 19
I'd like a general reading too if you don't mind

>>18059513
Male
I have done something im not proud, will it have consequences?

>>18059770
I'd say so-- it's already pushing you in your conscience to ask spiritual guidance about it.
That's the obvious answer-- I'll do a reading on it if you tell me what it is you did. I'm just curious.

>>18059513
Male
How will my job search work out?

>>18058892
Fuck you think I'm trying to do here? Message obviously isn't meant for you, kindly piss off.

>>18059774
Really cant go into details but it involves two girls

>>18059793
Pain

>>18059793
OH, then there will be plenty of consequences.

Been there, done that.
You're best going through this without diviner insight, friend. Best of luck.

>>18059513
Im looking to study a new field and i am unsure if its the right decision to abandon my current area i work in.
Im male, Libra if that helps.

>>18059811
Thanks

>>18059513
what's gonna happen with dev and I? thanks!

>>18059623

Are you still available to do my reading?

>>18059432
>>18059434
>>18059442
Not me, b-but I can still meet you there r-right?

>>18059884
Not the reader but that is a very loaded question..

>>18059875
I meant you actually, I'll be waiting ;^)

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>>18059875
Slut.

>>18059909
you doing readings?

>>18059909
Is my boyfriend lying about something

>>18059909

Are you doing readings?

>>18059884
I'm sorry anon, but I just woke from a bad dream and just posted to calm myself down a tad, not reading. I hope for your sake they're not.
>>18059901
Y-you too anon!
>>18059909
You love it bby <3

>>18059960
When do we get those empath dick pics?

>>18059960
Sorry to hear you had a bad dream :^(
You okay now?

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Sup.
Can't sleep
Gonna do 3 tarot reads cause fuck it.

>>18059986
How do I become as cool as you?

>>18059990
IDK I think you're doing a pretty good job by acting like a pompous and abrasive ass to anyone who doesnt agree with you on every little insignificant thing.

>>18059986
I need a reading. What does my crush think of me?

>>18059993
Oh shit, you were that anon earlier!

>mad because I don't give the answers people want

antiochus pls

>>18059993
So what you're saying is that you have a lot in common?

>>18059999
Nice quads.

>>18059986
Can I have one?

female

>>18059998

>Oh shit, you were that anon earlier!
Lmao.
Whatever you say.
It's good to see you're paranoid.

>>18059999

Care to elaborate?

>>18059997

Tis good.
Something fresh / new.
Absence of materialism or avarice.
Moving towards something beneficial.
S/he seems to have noticed you and has taken a positive opinion.
I suppose you 2 may have talked already. IDK.
Either way you should go for it.
There isnt a definitive suggestion of romantic infatuation but there isnt any negativity at all here so just play your cards right on this one which probably won't be hard.

>>18060019
Thanks for the reading! I will go for it with everything I've got.

Female, 18 and I'm on capricorn aquarius cusp so I'm not sure what I really am.

>>18059986
Still awake?
21 male Gemini
Love reading

>>18059986

May I have a reading as well please, I've been ignored all day.

>>18060019
to be fair, there was a guy earlier who said nearly the exact same thing you said about thoth, with the same wording

>>18060030
You're a young woman, searching for answers in this lonely world~
But if you were born in month x one day before month y, then you're month x. This cusp stuff is too wishy washy. Look into proper natal charts in you want more info.

>>18060019
Not really. Just find it ironic that you would call someone else an abrasive ass.

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>>18060031
>>18060038
Specify what you want to know about then and I'll read it.

>>18060039
It must have been me then in that case.


>>18060046
>Meh

>>18060046
I was born the 19th of Jan, at 11:57. Some places say I'm capricorn some say I'm aquarius, so I have no idea. Nartal chart? I'm sorry I'm a newbie

>>18060031
>>18060056
Alright, how are things going between me and her and does she know my phone number

>>18059986
Is it still real nigga hours? If so:

Male
December 14
I just want to know if I have a shot with a cute girl. We haven't talked much and she's busy but I'd like a shot.

Thanks if you do or thanks for any advice

>>18059968
>Empath dick pics
Hahahaha no. I'm pretty sure have 1 readers dick circling /div/ is already too much.
>>18059973
Yea, much better now. First time experiencing what I imagine was sleep paralysis. Pretty spoopy stuff. Dream went
>Star Wars dream
>get ejected from main ship in A-wing during ambush
>main ship and others jump away
>stranded in empty abyss by myself
>terrified at the intensity of nothing around me
>skip forward, crashed on planet
>empty, desolate rocky tundra
>can't find anyone, oxygen running low
>law down in a cave and think on my life as I slip into sleep/death
>Wake up
>in bed
>hear moaning
>think it's the apartment next door (our bedrooms back onto each other and their loud)
>eh, good for them
>moans sound weird and disjointed, like someone is moaning while gargling water
>realise it's coming from the hallway
>try to move to investigate, frozen
>huh.jpg
>as I stare at the open doorway, thin, grotesque of a "woman" hobbles through
>arms thin and gait, with one fused to her head at the wrist, bones that branch off at odd angles...
>basically a spitter from L4D2 but kicked up to 11
>fighting mode engaged, rip myself out of bed and charge the thing
>felt like ripping a my body out of itself to get up
>in the second my vision was obscured by blankets it had disappeared
>realise what happened
>still sweep house
>come back to bed and post

>>18060087

>What does she think of you
Heh... Tried to rush the trouser snake maybe?

Serious uncertainty brought on by either impulse on yours or her part, things moving to fast, or general deceit from somewhere.

>What should you do
Fuckin looks like it's saying to move on but I'll read it as if it's not.

Get over any mistakes you may have made or any shittiness that happened between you two.
Instead focus on accenting the things that appeal to her and possibly change your attitude or the way you carry yourself with / towards her.


Good luck, man.
Doesn't look very promising.

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>>18060132
>>18060132
>>18060132

>>18060087
OH
and it could just be that no she doesnt have your phone number.
That could be where the negativity is coming from lol.

>>18060106

>Real nigga hour

Sure I'll read for you OG nigga Bone!

>Do you have a shot with that cute girl

Probably.
She's cute but she's also really nice huh?
Makes you think there's a chance.
Well fuck there may be.
She may have just gotten out of a relationship or some shit.
Not sure entirely.

The future may hold studies and observation because of inaction.
Probably not necessarilyu the route you want to take I suppose.

Otherwise you could reflect the goodness that she shows.
Hell she might find being a good person attractive.
I think you should talk to her and just be a decent human being.
Show some decency.
It's kind of funny how far that can go.

It's not guarenteed but it looks like you've got a shot. If you hit your mark then you'll be happy as fuck because of it.

AYYYYY LMAO!
I'm outta here.
Gonna try and get some sleep.
Good night ol friends!

>>18060116
Damn that's some weird stuff
I guess you should stop listening to moaning woman before going to bed ;^)
But jokes aside sleep paralysis ain't fun, I'm used to it, next time it happens try to not force your way out it'll go away eventually

>>18060175
It was pretty weird. Never had auditory/visual hallucinations before.
Kek. I'll be sure to take your advice on this anon.
I wasn't even aware of it, but my training kicked in when I saw the thing and before I knew what I was doing I was up and ready to kill. My muscles ache like crazy through from that.

>>18060175
>I guess you should stop listening to moaning woman before going to bed ;^)
Nooooo. EmpathAU is such a sweety, why are you guys turning him into a degenerate? He's all kindness and positivity, let's keep him that way, please. Stop sending him lewd things!

>>18060248
Dawww thank you anon, you're so sweet <3 don't worry, I'll try to not let them corrupt me too much. Promise.

>>18060269
Please senpai. Don't let this place get to your pure heart!

>>18060289
Dawwww I'll do my best just for you anon!
>senpai
Y-you too

>>18060206
First time is scary af, funny enough my last two sleep paralysis almost turned into ap and I tried to not get so excited about APing but that just made me wake up.
You're a good boy I'm sure you will follow the advice ;^)

>>18060248
He is a sweety indeed and one of the greatest readers anon, I'm not here to corrupt anyone (yet)

>>18060056
>>>18060038 (You) #
>Specify what you want to know about then and I'll read it.

I would like a general reading please, specifically love and work.

Anyone reading just now?

>>18060483
Yeah family, what kind of role played reading do you want? Vague? Semi-vague? Semi-perfect vague?

>>18060878
U fukkin bastard I'm gonna kill u delete this

>>18060878
>>18060885
Talk down on my name, throw dirt on e'

what deck should i get next? i got some small shitty cheap tarot deck and a rider-waite tarot deck, but the rider-waite deck has some of its cards missing