Is it possible to teleport And if it is how to achieve it

>>18052578
Im a bear

massieve amounts of lsd

Get really drunk and keep your door open with you nearly out of it.

>>18052578
You can only teleport once you have achieved total enlightenment. When you do, your body will become pure light. You will be beyond the physical world, so you'll be able do things such as teleport, fly, walk on water. Just like Jesus. This is the stage that Jesus went through during the Transfiguration, when he become glistening white.

Immortality is also achieved. Death is no longer needed as you'll be able to freely go from dimension to dimension.

>>18052740
And how do you get to this stage?

>>18052740

Yeah, how?

>>18052578
You have too marry and be keemstars bottom nomb bitch

>>18052578
ok what your going to want to do is put some salt on your tong and think of sour patch kids tatse and the color blueish green while imagining your but itching (left cheek on the outisde not in your crack)

i know sounds dumb but you where not made to be able to do it so its like telling some one how to move a limb they dont have

Yes.
Be a subatomic particle.