Can we have a birth chart thread?
>>18049398
i'm new here. Care to explain?
>>18049398
This is mine, but I have no clue what any of it means.
>>18050183
Re >>18050213
This website will let you do one for free and give a bit of info:
https://alabe.com/freechart/
Mine was actually pretty accurate.
>>18050264
Thanks anon. Found another free website that include chinese and vedic charts.
www.bluewafflespictures.com/blue-waffles-pictures/
>>18050377
intedasting
>>18050382
Could i get a reading for this?
>>18050391
I'm no expert but its obviously star/pentagon shaped, don't know the significance of it, if any
>>18050412
no problem man,if anybody can do it i will be very grateful
Can someone read my chart too?
>>18050425
I'm really sorry. It says you have AIDs.
>>18049398
>>18049398
Pfff lines.
>>18049398
>Sun is in detriment
>Mercury is in detriment
>Mars is in detriment
Okay what does it mean please?
>>18050539
I'm afraid it means your mother will die if you don't reply to this post.
>>18050545
Mine has, can you do any other
Magic?
>>18050545
I found being upset does not actually resurrect human beings, so just remember the happy times and tough shit.
>>18050377
jfc look at that 10th house stellium lmao
Here's mine
>>18050377
Seriously, your career/public life house is packed and venus and mercury are in close conjunction to your midheaven...
Without analyzing too much I'd say that you'll have a unique career and are/will be popular in that field
>>18051485
Thank you so much for it
>>18050213
>>18050377
>>18050526
What's up with these fuckers having beautiful, near symmetrical looking charts? Are they the chosen ones?
I'm jealous and don't even believe in this shit
yea dude
mfw mine is a pentagram.
mfw i have always felt an affinity toward satan, demons.
mfw my fetish is succubi.
mfw when i read the satanic bible it felt like a homecoming.
mfw i listen to metal.
mfw i got satan trips the other night.
>>18051513
we love the chosen one, I'm #526 I don't know isn't it kind of vain? But I spose Jews do get away with saying only they are the children of God,
Maybe I'm a Jew then? But I've got Egyptian feet.
>>18051546
The fuck, man. This nigga got a graphic of a triangle is coming at you and mine looks like a little kid tried to draw a perfect rectangle, got mad, and violently crossed it out.
>>18051558
let's see
>>18051589
>>18051558
you know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with actual demons,succubi,etc right?
>>18051605
of course.
>>18051600
thx, adding ur intentionally obscured chart to the gov't esoteric database promptly
>>18051513
Nah dont be jealous...there isn't a best chart type. It just indicates what areas of life (like the Houses) are most prominent to you and how you deal with it.
Here's a site that does a decent job at explaining chart types...even though it looks cheap and gay:
http://www.astrotheme.com/files/planetary-patterns.php
>>18051558
edgy
Well...?
>>18051830
hmm, are you jewish?
>>18051843
No, but I was born on a full moon sabbath
Why do you ask? is something wrong in the chart?
>>18051850
if you were jewish, this would be powerful indeed and i'd give you my paypal.
since you're not, don't worry about it. i was just curious.
Thoughts?
>>18053213
You're probably going to have a lot of kids lmao
>>18053259
Based on what? I'm legitimately curious.
aaa please thank you, i can't figure this shit out myself. i've tried and gotten nowhere with it.
>>18053285
I'm nowhere close to knowledgeable, but I would like to tell you that your chart looks neat.
>>18053269
They say that because your fifth house is stuffed with planets. Fifth house generally has to do with creativity, children, luck...its has a Sun/Leo vibe to it.
So in general this could indicate, especially with that moon/pluto conjunction, an intense artistic expression or urge to procreate
>>18053269
Your 5th house. The 5th house represents children, and you have a shit ton of planets there
>>18053306
You seem to know a lot about this soo
Do you think that a 5th house stellium could make someone lazy since that house represents pleasure n stuff
Tell me a story, babies.
>>18053313
Yeah I'm trying not to answer too many questions since I don't feel comfortable yet with interpreting others charts. I've done a lot of on and off study for years...I could give tips on learning for yourself. There is a loooot to observe and different methods to experiment with.
And too answer your question, absolutely. Sometimes when things look too good in an area of a chart it could indicate a person prone to vices in that area. 5th house problems could be gambling, too many kids, narcissistic or overly dramatic...there's pros and cons to everything shown in a chart. If you look at ancient astrology there were more doom and gloom interpretations and now today a lot of astrologers use naive, new agey feel good interpretations. It's good to balanced.
Shit I wrote way too much. Sorry guys if I'm not commenting on your charts, there's a lot of shit to look at and so many of you. I'll comment if there's something that jumps out at me as obvious
>>18053285
Mainly by looking at the 9th and 10th house I think you'd do well pursuing a degree, doing research or working at a higher institution. Some sort of system communication maybe (saturn conjunct mercury) some kind of IT. Also that sun conjunct mars in the 10th shows some kind of military/active lifestyle or upbringing. Maybe you'll have a more sports oriented career, physical therapy...see where I'm going with this? Definitely learn a trade or get a degree
>>18053434
Wow, yeah i'm currently in the process of joining the military to do intelligence work. very interesting... thanks so much. do my charts say anything in the line of love/relationships?
>>18053445
Yeah I have sun and mars in 12th and was a military brat. Ah ok, you have jupiter in the 8th which sometimes indicates a secretive career. Also can mean beneficial sexual affairs or an interest in the occult
By looking at the placement of venus and moon i think you'll meet partners through your career, maybe military women you work with in day to day life...although I'm not so good with romantic interpretations so
Things don't look good
>>18053631
You can't control the shit that happens to you but you can definitely control how you handle it. There's nothing wrong with your chart, just seems that your personal life (the bottom half of the chart) is more prominent than your public. You could have a lot of influence in your community. Do you do physical labor or have health/drug issues? 6th house could indicate physical hardship or work. I have planets in the 6th and I'd like to gather other people's experiences with 6th house too.
>>18053719
>just seems that your personal life (the bottom half of the chart) is more prominent than your public
That's accurate. Besides a handful of friends who I seldom see, my public life outside of academics is practically nonexistent.
>Do you do physical labor or have health/drug issues?
Some mental health issues, but nothing too serious. Hope to get a decent job soon, on top of undergraduate research next semester. That's as far as it goes in terms of work.
will i die of cancer?
>>18053847
can someone , tell me about this one
>>18051830
Someone?
>>18053835
Good! Thought I'd ask about 6th house stuff since your 5th house planets are by the 6th house cusp, but not relevant I see. But useful to know that you have a personable, educated foundation.
>>18050377
Whew lad that's pretty extreme.
Looks like your life will be centered around some sort of work or career. However it will not always go smoothly and it seems like you're a rather lonely person.
>>18053847
Nah, can't see that would hint at cancer here.
However you seem a bit prone to injuries (which are likely your own fault).
>>18053862
Thanks for the reading.
>>18053886
that's totally true , 77.84% of my injuries are caused by me, can u tell me more ??
>>18053879
Thanks for your reading,and yes im a lonely person
>>18049398
read me
>>18053306
>>18053308
Interesting! Definitely not interested in kids, but I love art. I want to learn how to read these.
r8?
I'm fucked.
>>18053343
This is mine. Bumping.
can someone pls explain mine?
>>18056350
>hand drawn
Just...why would you do this?
The Uranus/Neptune conjunction in II. is a bit cryptical. But certainly not in a very positive way. You're an unusual, excentric person, which possibly affects your ability to earn money. Generally you're not the easiest person to be around.
Also I see sexual affairs, with people you either met at work or with whom you're connected through business. Something like that. They won't end well and damage your reputation. Your sexuality probably awoke relatively early.
Also be careful with your eating habits, you seem to gain weight easily.
much appreciated if someone can do me
How fucked I am in life?
lul, I love how some people scratch out the place of birth and leaves the coordinate to be seen. hahahah
Someone think they can read mine?
Is the (Short Report - Personal Portrait) on astrodienst somehow accurate?
I've been trying to get some insight on mine for awhile now. It'd be much appreciated.
If it helps, I'm a 19 year old female and my name is Caelin
>>18057096
my dad did this at my birth. don't know what the scribblings mean.
everything true i think except that i'm skinny as fuck. anything else?
Can someone help me out?
I don't get it
Can I get a read on mine? Not sure how this stuff works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq31aYwWBaA
FIGURE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvjcp9_FNMo
Am I gay now?
>>18057096
Herp me too preeze
>>18053847
>pisces ascendant
>3 planets in cap
>saturn square sun
You're totally fucked. My condolences. Not cancer, but a cancerous personality.
>>18057924
>omsk
Privet bratan. I see no indication of gayness. Neptune opposite Venus could mean sexual confusion/delusion though.
>>18058574
why cancerous personality?
>>18057849
Hm, interesting.
Jupiter opposition Venus usually causes (mild) problems that result from overindulging in food and drink. Often such people are a bit chubby, suffer from gastritis or things like that.
I can't read all of the scribbles honestly and can't always see the exact positions, which doesn't make things easier.
The moon is is not connected to any other planets by great aspects. This is not a good sign mentally and psychologically, it might cause problems such as depression or anxiety. (If you are female this is a bad sign in general, because the moon is much more important in female horoscopes and affects personality and vitality to a much greater degree).
Am i fkd? Pls answer ty
>>18060067
Very fucked, if I were you I would start saying goodbye to my loved ones, you do not have much time left
how fucked am I
>>18060082
Why? Tho
>>18060097
Because you will die soon, I can't read out what cause of death it will be, but it appears to be something accidental
>>18060100
Meh, welp the time has come i guess
>>18058574
you are kind of on point wiseanon. I was done at age 15 with everything.
?????, ?????? ????????.
>>18060068
thank you very much
I've been wanting mine read and interpreted for ages. Some anon with the know how, help a fellow anon out, pls?
?
>>18049398
rate me. some say i'm an asshole or a really great guy. idk, I do have bipolar though
>>18058574
>>18061287
the ???? ??? ???? Was about to say. bratan, rasskazhi chtonjbut swezhae
if a helpful senpai could explain, i'd be grateful forever
Mine and someone who's very close to me, we would appreciate a reading
How do you even read this?
That one near horizontal line is triggering my autism. Can anyone tell me anything that the site description didn't mention?
Mine pretty much seems like me.
p-pls tell me
Do you enter your birth date, or todays date?
>>18065922
>>18065922
Birthdate anon... Why would you need to enter today's date?
>>18065922
nvm
>>18065922
tard.
>>18066480
Read it please
>>18049398
I took two and they look about the same
Well...
>>18053847
read me please, i have sum bad feeling
The description seemed fairly accurate until I realized how much there was to read. There's so much information that it's hard not to relate to it. Still fun though.
>tfw Libra
What does it mean?
The description on the website is 20% correct, and 80% dead fucking wrong.
Yeah sure, I'm the artsy type. I like drawing and making music and snapping photos, but everything else is dead wrong.
I thought it was a mismash, but there is some mathematical symmetry which is arbitrarily comforting
>>18066770
That's very interesting!
But it's also very difficult to read and to be honest I'm not sure I can do it. But let me try.
I see a large circle of friends, which are a very important part of your life. Probably more women than men. Many of them interested in art. Some of them are quite a bit older than you, from these you can expect help in terms of career and money. Possibly there's even a famous person among your friends.
Your love life appears to be very good, you have or at least had many admirers. (If you are female, you are also very fertile.)
Your mind is active (in a positive way) but sometimes confused, though not severely. You're ambitious, want to be part of something great and you learn new things easily.
I see some trouble with your home. Either you got cheated by a landlord or have assholes as neighbors I'd say.
I've seen several hints that you tend to deceive other people on occasion, though I really can't say who or in what way.
I would say your financial situation isn't the best, although not critial.
You should be good looking.
Your birth was not an easy one, possibly there was a c-section or some other surgical procedure.
But like I said, yours is damn difficult to read. Let me know how I did.
No idea what this means.
Can someone explain this for me?
Pisces Sun
Cancer Moon
Aquarius Ascendant
What do?
>>18066480
Still waiting, read?
What does it mean?
>>18050545
>tfw you always reply to these JUST IN CASE
Please?
Would you look at that
>>18060083
>tfw so fucked I don't even get any (you)s
>>18049398
so what this means
What about this?.
>>18066920
What about this anon?.>>18070026
>>18050264
how the fuck is that so accurate?
neat af
>>18070046
Its a mess.
I'm a fertile man? Can I develop some arts stuff like I dont know, music?
>>18070107
Also my dad recently passed away because of cancer. How fucked I'm?
>>18069951
anyone ?
I don't get it... description doesn't suit me at all
>>18070111
Outlook looks grim. Sunny, but grim.
I wish I could post my life story and give some insight into my reading of my chart but I'd have to have a kind soul be willing to read it for me :)
Can somebody explain some of mine? I'm confused and skeptical.
Did I pass?
I'd particularly like to know if there's anything in my chart that would help me find more fish.
Thank you.
>>18049398
>tfw water AND fire
>>18069951
bumb
>>18071118
You are very well aware of your emotions and frequently act upon them. With square Mercury though, I would think you do not put a lot of thought behind understanding why you harbor these feelings and you can be very mean with your words when communicating dissatisfaction and/or a personal hurt. You try not to think so much about the self, your existence and the personal innerworkings of your mind as it is a topic that seems off-limits. But, doing some personal exploration as to "what makes you tick" will free you, if not lead to an existential rebirth. You would be a successful business man using both your mind, charisma and your connections to amass wealth. Creativity and artistic expression renews your spirit, however you must first address the inner mystery that is you before for the arts can act as a truly energizing force upon yourself. Your relationships (both romantic and work related) will be fruitful, but again, you must first make an effort to truly understand yourself before you are shown the fruits of your personal labors. Lastly, you have the power to make your dreams a reality through the refinement of your mental prowess.
>>18070181
care to elaborate? Thanks!
>>18070656
Outlook grim. Sunny, but grim.
See that spot in the top left?
That's a nuke.
I foresee nuking in your future.
What does all this shit mean?
>>18069951
can anyone read this
>>18049398
What do
some help?
I don't get it
Would love to hear an interpretation!
>>18065551
>melanie
wanna fug?
>>18066920
what do you think of mine?
????
It's very pretty! The interpretation seems like bullshit though. Some of them directly contradict each other. In one set, I'm a social butterfly, but in another, I'm aloof and standoffish. Of course, there are things that are accurate, but that's to be expected.
It's still really pretty though!
>>18049398
consider my interest peaked, could anyone be kind enough to read me? i've never really done this on any level before
>>18075423
Same, that's actually why I came to /x/ to get their read on things.
Interpretation?
kek
also for everyone asking, they give you an interpretation your chart on the same site
Dumb phoneposter
well then
does this mean anything?
Been told my chart has some weird combinations but I'm not sure what that means. Was that just them nicely saying I'm fucked?
>>18077349
don't know much myself, but typically Aquarius and Scorpio don't mix well. the fact that they're your two most prominent is more than likely why people think it's weird.
Come at me bro.
Who am I?
>>18054805
>Saturn on the Asc
Has anyone told you you are cold or expressionless
>>18057177
>One chance in life, born in Spain
>Pretty fucked m8
No but seriously, you'll do alright career wise since you have so much Capricorn
>>18059611
Person above doesn't know what he's talking about.
Pisces ascendent gives you a kind and gentle personality, however this is only a facade hiding the more cold serious Capricorn in you.
>>18060083
>That 8th house, no wonder you visit /x/
>Saturn in 12th, probably mentally disturbed
>>18075423
Your Saturn and other outer planets don't really affect you that much as an individual, so being "Aloof and standoffish" is more of a generational thing.
>>18075486
>Sun in Scorpio indicates you like to get to the deeper meaning of things and can be secretive.
>Ascendant in Libra means you are diplomatic and maybe a bit "artsy"
>You have an emotional need to be in control of things often doing mundane to keep you busy and to always get ahead
Always interested in these.
tfw can't tell if I'm gemni or cancer
>6/21
Can someone sum mine up?
what does this mean
Help me
>>18080952
>>18081015
File deleted?
>>18081052
You're a goofball aren't ya?
>>18081052
anyone interested in telling me what they think of mine? I'm a 12th house sun, 12th house mercury and venus, just for starters
>>18081056
hahahaha, i am a major goof ball, yes, i think people would use that to describe me quite often.
Do mine?
>>18081063
yoooou are gay?
>>18081079
lol well yeah i actually am gay
>>18081063
>>18081079
Can concur your gay dude
>Scorpio rising with Leo moon paired with aloof Sag doesn't get any more gay
>>18081093
>>18081093
Can a guy be straight most of his life only to be gay later on?
Like, will I wake up one day and just realize that I don't like women? I mean, I've never actually liked them just their parts.
Will I wake up one day and not be attracted to what I once was attracted to? Is sexuality so fickle that I'd spend half my life straight and the other half totally homo?
Thanks for the info, fellow wizards.
>>18081100
fuck off fag lol
>>18081111
Quads told me to fuck off.
I can finally leave 4chan.com
Cool.
>>18081114
congreats
first time doing what one these, this is mine, wat do?
Posting mine since I think it looks neat.
What does mine say?
>>18081504
And sorry for the black background, don't know what caused it
>>18081704
Jesus I feel old
>>18081704
>born Aug 1 2000
>underage b&
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>18081733
I am interested in different kinds of magick bacause I came across the "magick" threads.
What the fcku
What does this mean?
>>18080790
>>18060083 here, should I just make peace with the fact that I'm essentially HP Lovecraft 2.0?
i have literally no idea what any of this means, can someone interpret it for me or something?
what does it all mean?
lol
can someone help me out with this?
Kek
>>18081744
Come back in a year.
Technically underage b&.
What does it mean?
>>18050545
f u
since it keeps getting bumped..
How un-special am I?
>These threads are full of people spamming their chart and nobody knows anything about astrology
CHARTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE
Well, if anyone is interested here's mine
Any info would be appreciated
>>18081052
anyone wanna do this one?
On the off chance anyone is still doing readings here, i am just curious if the people described by these charts are likely to get along. Male on the left, female right.
Anything?
Anything good????
>>18049398
i dont understand. anyone have something to tell me?. mine looks really odd..
>>18085888
hello fellow trips bro
>>18084271
you're a cancer
Havin a rough time lately, any of you guys able to read mine for me?
>>18075176
It'd be real helpful if you'd cast the houses, because this chart is so interesting I'm questioning whether it wasn't thrown as bait for some who has the eye for it ;)
Heres mine btw, even though not much is being done. There are many, oddlt symmetrical charts in this thread. Mine may not be quite as interesting, but I am also capable of understanding much more readily, for all of it's true folly. Once you venture into such observation however, the theme of your correlation may quickly move from astrology altogether. I do like the near perfect neptune and uranus conjunction on the ascendant. My character is often called under intense scrutiny, but I do have many many wonderful friends due to the 11th house action.
the description was suprisingly accurate
>>18087397
That's also when I realize the houses are built in to this format, just not clearly denoted. I must have been looking at krishna or some shit. I'm beginning to question the legitimacy of them,because of the numerous exaltations and convenient house placments.
>>18049398
I don't know jackshit about this, can anyone find something interesting-ish?
>>18049398
Can someone please explain what this means in detail, always have been curious what the chart is, try to get in touch or better understand my very fucked up in a left and right way personality. It really clashes against itself, my personality, and honestly it is hard to balance. Ive been like this since as long as i remember
The description/reading is scarily accurate, I only disagree with one thing - the reading says I should be easily annoyed/angered but I find I rarely do get angry.
Interesting, some descriptions just "cancel" themselves, or completely contradict each other.
>>18050545
Go back to wherever you came from.
>>18049398
Wtf??? Why is this so accurate with my personality??? Thats a first time
>>18088587
You have Capricorn rising and moon which tends to make a person seem more stable and calm, this contradicts your Cancer aspects. Perhaps there is a duality in your personalty.
The reading was uncanny. Usually personality tests and stuff like that always miss the mark, I had even lower expectations for this. Strange. Anything fun to add?
Only a little was off, I usually laugh at these types of things, however, this was quite accurate. I wonder if knowing the time would have been the difference? Fun anyways.
How fuck i am ?
>>18049398
someona can please help me understand mine.?
>>18091036
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
First impressions?
I get that begging here isnt the best way to find out more about the meaning but i am very curious because of how accurate it was. are there any places i can go read about how to understand these charts?
I was born on 1/13 day after my mom who was born on 1/12.
Can someone please look at my chart?
Also, I have a T-Square of the Sun, Moon and Pluto... What are your opinions on this?
Thank you to the extreme!
>>18087339
The first house always starts where the AC is, so just look at the bottom of the arrow pointing up in the chart and then count to the right. First house will be the one to the right of the AC, second house to the right of that, etc...
I would recommend anyone who is wanting a proper interpretation of their charts to use astro.com as it seems to be the most accurate one by far.
>>18092795
Yeah, I had a post two down from there where I corrected myself. I can interpret fairly well, since It's been one of my obsessions for the past couple of years, but I was hoping there would be someone hanging out in the thread who had even more knowledge, but either there isn't or they aren't willing.
>>18092857
Sorry, missed that. Take a look at mine (the one posted just above my previous comment to you, and I will take a look at yours in return.
>>18092857
It's difficult to read the chart though, would be better if you posted one from astro.com...
But you are VERY Pluto. You have a stellium in Scorpio (ruled by Pluto), with Pluto in its own its own sign, along with your Sun in Scoripo, and together with Mercury, Venus AND Jupiter thus increasing the whole stellium formed.
Check this out: http://www.lynbirkbeck.com/downloads/LBC09P05-Planetary%20Emanations.pdf
>>18092857
I was going to add you probably have many friends but I see you already wrote that
What does this mean?
gemini with sun and asc (sag) in opposition, with lots of water, does this mean anything?
do i have any interesting patterns?
Heres mine anything unusual?
>>18050278
Can anyone read this?
>>18051666
>>18051600
>>18051589
MFW Mine looks like when they gave acid to spiders
>>18094502
Pic retarded
what does it mean?
Can someone do a reading? Thanks.