Question

>>18048414
The human brain is unable to see repeating patterns as a coincidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXbgbMp0oY

>>18048426
it is kinda hard not to see this as coincidence but it very well could be.

I dunno man.

>>18048461
It's impossible.
You'll need a theory of your own mind.

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¶ And one of the Scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him which is the first commandement of all.

29 And Jesus answered him, The first of al the commandements is, Heare, O Israel, the Lord our God is one Lord:

30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soule, and with all thy minde, and with all thy strength: This is the first commandement.

31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thy selfe: there is none other commandement greater then these.

32 And the Scribe said unto him, Well master, thou hast said the truth: for there is one God, and there is none other but he.

33 And to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the soule, and with all the strength, and to love his neighbour as himselfe, is more then all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.

34 And when Jesus saw that he answered discreetly, hee saide unto him, Thou art not far from the kingdome of God. And no man after that durst aske him any question.

>>18048414
>Legit question but is there any kind of significance to constantly having lightbulbs go out or explode around you?

Yes, there is actually. It's the Universe telling you to stop using 100 watt bulbs in fixtures meant for 60 watt bulbs.

>>18048596
Kek

>cryptic answers
What kind of cryptic answers?

>>18048414
Depends on the light source. Keep in mind, a lot of street lights are mercuryvapor and those can go at regular intervals.
Exploding...? You may very well be a mutant. Have you contacted Xavier's school for gifted children?

>>18048414
Last week I had a transformer blow up in front of me in buttfuck nowhere at 1am,
then I was followed home by some crazy lady

>>18050243
whoa dude greentext pls

>>18050252
>driving back from buddys house an hour away, "town" pop is about 1,300, western central OK
>nearest actual town is 30 minutes away, on state highway there's a stretch for about 20 minutes with absolutely no cell phone service
>drivin along jammin some Tool, no spooks at this point
>suddenly fog, which is rare for august wtf
>FLASH
>fuck its ayylmao
>flashbanged cant see shit but keep driving to avoid being sucked out of car
>realize it was a transformer blowing up
>call buddy once I get service to see if he still has power
>situation normal sir, over and out
>Once I get to Crescent, nearest town, I see tweaker in a dead sprint down sidewalk, its 1am
>about 10 seconds later I see a cop deja vu around a corner with his lights on
>about 30 seconds later I see two OGE trucks(power line service) going the opposite direction
>makessensenow.jpg
>get to the interstate and notice its unusually empty for a friday night
>shitty mitsubishi eclipse wants to get in the right lane in front of me, flash lights to let her over, she changes her mind
>notpassingthatdrunkbitch.gif
>I coincidentally get off at the same exit, I missed mine because deep thought
>red light, continuing to blast undertow
>next red light, still behind her, backtracking, at this point its weird because literally nobody else is out and we're both backtracking
>green light, 10 seconds later I politely tap the horn so drunk bitch wakes up
>proceeds, no road rage detected
>pass her and speed up to avoid brakecheck
>she gets in my lane, follows me the long way home
>decide to just park and walk into apartment
>she parks two spots away, gets out, no words exchanged, looked like 30yr old, white
>shes about 50 feet behind me when I finally look over my shoulder, walk into apartment around the corner and wait a few minutes
>go out with beretta m92 and 17 round mag
>nowhere to be found, make a lap around the complex to make sure she doesnt live here or something, nowhere to be found
>no probs since