Just bought a Ouija Board, what's the best way to get results?

>>18047133
jerk off on it with your friends

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>>18047136
>jerk off on it with your friends

haha, jokes on you I don't have any friends.

Mental gymnastics

The best results come when you have actual intent to get results and aren't just doing it to see if it's real or not. When using one of these contraptions, you need to know you are contacting SOMETHING.

Now this might be an easy explanation for skeptics on why people think they are speaking to ghosts or whatever, and yes it definitely is.

>>18047133
put it in the trash. its a toy that doesnt do shit

ive used ouija boards many times in my life and to my knowledge, i did everything "properly". at best the planchette moved and i genuinely believed i wasnt.

its a huge waste of time is what im getting at

Went to the cemetery. All we got was 78 and MP. And then repeatedly said no when we asked if we could talk or stay. Then told us to leave. We were confused af and then wondered the cemetery. Found a recent grave of a woman with the initials MP that died at the age of 78.