Wiccan Rituals

gather a bunch of middle aged lonely woman and smear your menziess all over each other, there you go wiccans in a nutshell

I don't nor do i ever wanna know. Wicca is fucking stupid.

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>>18043306
I didn't know Australians came to /x/

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Wicca threads on /x/ are troll threads.

/x/ is beta males that don't like girls in their Secret Treehouse Fort of /x/, so they endlessly attack such threads

OP knows this, OP is a troll

>>18043348
Insecure female detected.

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>>18043348
Why would betas hate wicca? Wicca is full of both beta males and beta females, and whatever the hell you are.

>>18043269
>Anybody know good Wiccan rituals?
yes
push a broom handle up your ass

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>>18043269
>Wiccan

Have some decency and actually read real theological literature.

wicca is for fat lesbian chicks who post on tumblr.
Everyone knows the occult is about tradition, and tradition is situated with the right wing.
A good occultist is also a fascist.

>>18045923
to do that you have to have brains
wiccans don't have any

>>18045931
and they must own a cat

>>18043348
Fatty detected

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>>18045932
I guess that's true.

>>18045931
So is this.

Is this now gonna be a Wicca hate thread? May as well put this piece of shit into good use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-SmKlzqqOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3xeCjHgKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndm8cFYv-58

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>>18043269
Thee I transvoke, Thee I summon,
O' Unbegotten All-Begetter!
Thou who art the Pivot of all Existence and Non-Existence.
I call Thee forth from the Labyrinth of the Permutations, Nuances
and Affinities of every Possibility. I call Thee forth, O' Serpent,
from that Maze of Alignments wherein Thy Name is pronounced.
Thee I invoke, Thee I evoke, Thee I summon
From beyond the Circumference and the Centre of the Circle.
Thee I transvoke from beyond all Internity and Externality.
By the Arcana Numerical and Alphabetical:-
By the Signs Sigillick and Geometrical,
By the Double Elevenfold Word of the Elder Script of Wisdom,
By the Eleven Glyphs of the Sovereign Aatic Intelligences,
By the Four Hundred and Eighty-Four Names of the Twenty-Two
Genii of the Cipher,
By the Adoration of the Pluralistic Unity of the Corpus of all Gods
and Spirits having government over the Sacred Letters,
By the Sacred Orison and Divine Aesthesis, whereby the Lost Word
of the Spirit is made manifest within the Adytum of the Flesh,
by all such means and mysteries I summon Thee!
Thee I invoke, Thee I evoke, Thee I summon
By all of the Names of the Elder Gods who stand before Thee.
Thee I conjure by all of the Powers of the Quintessence Azoth.
By the Names of the Great Watcher Within,
the Lord of the Spaces and the Interstices of the Azoth:
SOThOZA-AZOThOS.
By the Names of the Aeon of Aeons,
who encompasseth the Hour and the Instant of this Rite:
SONORChA-AChRONOS.
By the Name of the Opposer -
who goeth forth Backwards Between:
IUIThEPA.
By the Names of the Powers of Life and Death:
ZOA-AZOA.
By the Names of Our Goddess - who is called Mystery,
Our Lady of Elphame:
IEGHEA - the Maiden, the Silent Virgin,
Our Lady of the White Moon.
ALBATA - the Whore, the All-Mother,
Our Lady of the Red Moon.
ONONSHU - the Hag, the All-Wise Queen of the Sabbat,
Our Lady of the Black Moon.

>>18045963
i printed this out and used to wipe my ass

>Wicca (English pronunciation: /ˈwJkə/), also termed Pagan Witchcraft, is a contemporary Pagan new religious movement. It was developed in England during the first half of the 20th century and was introduced to the public in 1954 by Gerald Gardner, a retired British civil servant.


they do not practice the ancient, they practice what some government faggot made up in the 50's.

the left has no respect for tradition, symbols, or the mystical.
They are on a never ending quest for so called progress with no end game.
to them destruction of tradition is progress.

>>18043269
Mass orgy.
Call it magic.
Bam, now you're a Wiccan high priest(ess).

>>18043269
>Anybody know good Wiccan rituals?
taking skin off of live black cat

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>>18045967
Neat.

The Living Elixir pour'd from the Graal of the Sabbat is the Divine
Philtre of the Agapae, wherein are conjoined the Twelve Rays of the
Sun with the Twenty-Eight Rays of the Moon. By this Elixir, this Living
Blood of the Azoth, cross-signed upon the Earthly Gates of the Cells,
and imbibed at the True Circle's Heart - when by the Power of Thine
Arte the Alignments of Emanation, Dimension and Aeon are aright -
then becomest I the Eternal Youth: the Babe of Innocence and the
Corpse of Abomination united in Syzygial Ekstasis.
Becomest I the Dragon of Seven Heads, the Parent and the Child of the
Twin Serpents of Life and Death.

>>18043269
eating your cat's hair balls and drinking your cat's piss to become strong witch

Pour bleach and ammonia into a pot stand over breath in fumes while mixing with wooden spoon.
Repeat this chant:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Nigger lips like Webster Hubbell.
Kiss Blair White and feel his stubble.