make your own cryptid

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>>18043044
this is a cryptid i created
it's tail is a poisoned sword
he gets very angry when approached

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it was an unseasonably hot day at Lenny's Adult Bookstore
On that unseasonably hot day, Lenny took a nap in the backroom.
Lenny never came home, but the Slush did.

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Miyaki Hornets

>giant metallic-blue seagull-sized hornets that stalk the foothills of some mountains of the Himalayas
>30-40cm long with 1.5m wingspan
>voracious flesh eaters with mandibles that can pierce an automobile's windshield and stingers that can pierce military tactical armor
>sprays acid that can dissolve steel
>being stung is said to be the worst and most crippling pain a human can endure and is not something you would wish on the most twisted, psychopathic war criminals
>allegedly 3 or 4 hornets working together can carry a child away
>live in relatively small nests (compared to smaller hornets) of about 50 individuals, probably in mountainside caves
>responsible for scores of human and livestock deaths, but no photographic evidence exists because everyone who tried to take pictures died horribly
>sign of hornets approach is distinct "motorcycle" sound coming from the sky

I'm a sadist :3

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>>18043145

>>18043470
Why don't you transpose my dick into your ass

>>18043375

You should make it so that the stings are unbelievably painful but leave no lasting permenent damage. That would add to the psychological effect.

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>>18043478

>>18043044
Looks like gondola.

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Mines called the michael brown tripod.
It strides over the roof tops of section 8 housing at night spreading the word of jesus. It is known to have poor impulse control.

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>>18043375

And you can absolutely trip balls to an untold level by eating their honey (if you can obtain it without getting brutally mauled to death).

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>>18043540

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>>18043044
I don't now why I put effort into this.

The Night Stick
>usually found in the deep part of mid-western American forests, and a sub-species has been found in Germany
>they have a tongue that can shoot through a Fully grown man's skull in under 30 seconds with the force of a shotgun
>Oddly enough, this species is completely undetectable in every way but sight
>can elude even the sharpest of eyes
>fast enough that a man will be dead by the time he blinks if he sees it
>they seem to be able to make themselve's taller by sticking their tongue out
>Horrifyingly enough, scientists have deduced that the Night Stick is vastly intelligent compared to humans
This one was spotted by a camera man in his own home, moments before he and his wife would disappear off the face of the planet. This is one of the few pieces of evidence that reveals the Night-Stick to exist, all evidence somehow ends up being shredded within a years time no matter where it is.

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>>18043375

>spot the aspiring serial killer

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>>18043044

>>18044975
he said hornets not bees

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Chernyobl Chuck

Found in the ground zero area of the fateful town of radiation, Chernyobl Chuck stalks the night. A telltale sign of his impending arrival is the sound of a wet suffling, snorting sound. This is the sound of his nose cock sniffing the ground, searching for a new friend to deposit his radioactive snotjizz into

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Abuser of hellean children;
Scourge of the endless skies;
Devourer if Aspandiat

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>>18046288
wow nice

anyways heres another one from me (op)
this is a cryptid that is reported to be living in asian countries, mostly populated areas.

it is disguised as a piece of paper with a cute cat, but upon any physical contact with this paper you will be visited by the creature on the right at night

it will only be visible to you but will cause physical damage and it will make it's victim try to commit suicide and other things

the only way to make it go away is to draw the cat on a piece of paper at night in a deserted street and cover it in rice and gasoline before burning it

>>18043375

>I'm a sadist :3

Your GF dump you m8?

>>18044975

topkek

>>18046650
what if you keep the original paper, tape it to another piece of paper and add a shitty doodle of a cat, drop it off in a deserted street, cover it in rice and gasoline, and burn it. By simple deduction, should the beast be kill or are there more than one.

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I don't have a name for it but here it is
>a parasitic creature with a chitin shell that can with stand almost 400 tons of weight
>lives in warm climates (south american rainforests, deserts and so forth)
>tail pincers with needle like spines on it to paralyze pry
>did i mention it feeds of of large warm blooded creatures
>like elephants
>its mouth is a suction tube as hard as concrete
>use mouth to violently break open it's prey's skull and suck out the prey's brains and almost all of it's fluids.
>it'll burrow inside the skull of larger animals and feeds until their prey die
>did i mention it was 1 foot long and 4 inches tall

>>18043044
did you draw the catdog on /fa/?

>>18047029

You just accurately described Jehovah's Witnesses.

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This one is called 'the 60% man' or the 'sixtypercenter'. It's part human, part american. They have their own religion where they believe themselves to be white. The sixtypercenters are well learned in demographics and anthropology and they educate humans about what countries are white in their mythical belief system.

>>18045267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMv85lRAmuk

>>18048405
Haha you cant even make fun of white people without implying that they arent actually white and all of the characteristics in that pictures are of blacks down to the shoes. A dirty american flag with stink lines.really?

Hahahahaha feels good being masterrace

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This is hands-down the most autistic thread ever posted on /x/.

And that's saying A LOT.

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this is my cryptid
he is a mortal enemy of the skinwalkers and a mortal friend to the bigfood

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>>18048877
>Hahahahaha feels good being masterrace

>>18048877
It isn't making fun of white people, it's making fun of 60% white people i.e Americans

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Sucks your life energy or "ki". Scrambles your thoughts and emotions.

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>>18050464

Leaves itchy bumps on skin.

Can transmit invisible malaria.

>>18050464
your imagination is so lazy that on the day you die, god wont be able to contact you and your last thought will be....

>Is heaven in Wisconsin

Because your imagination is lazy.

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le noodle man

hes behind you right now but moves faster than you can turn

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>>18045679
this

>>18050081
>people who think that people america, a nation with more land than western europe, are literally/ biologically 60% white, 12% african, etc

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>>18051232
WHAT ABOUT MIRRORS

>>18051257
>amerishits

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Big dicked hobo, he is actually an archon. or Zeus idk

>>18045808

Don't hornets make honey too?