Okay so yall do realize we're apes with pets? Facinating really.

>>18042416
Let me guess. You're a nigger.

>>18042419
White as fuck actually

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>>18042416

>>18042419
Let me guess. You frequent /pol/

>>18042426
/x/, /b/, /pol/, /v/, /fit/.

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>>18042416
So, the joke is that your pets think they keep you. They protect you, and accept your gifts of food in return for their stewardship.

A lot of apes get dogs, to protect them from burglars at night. The dogs know this. They know what you expect of them.

I once had a cat tell their owner that I was (inadvertently) camping on their property. No shit, the owner straight up in English asked the cat "What's wrong. Is something out there?" and cat proceeded to show them the path. I was pissed. That was back when I thought that animals were not sentient.

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>>18042459
Somebody got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Screw this. I'm going to a nice board. PEACE!

>>18042429
Jeez get a hobby

>apes with pets
Not exactly they are our younger brothers just like angels are our older ones and archangels above them.

My cat is my buddy, not a pet.

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>>18042419
Kek

>>18042416

joe rogan pls leave