What happens if I unlock all 7?

>>18040724
Then you can summon the dragon and make your wish.

Youd feel sexy and relaxed. Im almost there.

You become disillusioned with materialism, and shatter your own ego. You continue this life as if but a dream, knowing that you are just one node of consciousness of the many bodied dreamer, that is all of us. In their exuberance to be individuals, this is sometimes forgotten--unlocking all 7 will restore this memory.

Sometimes the janitors and paupers are the most enlightened of all, for they play the crucial roles that keep society going, and ask little or nothing in return. Patiently waiting for the others to awaken from their individualistic fervor, so that we can cocreate, together, the next phase of existence.

Nobody even talks about time travel. Isn't that a problem? There are no laws in place. How do you deal with that? People aren't even willing to discuss it. They'd rather it be invented first, before they're even willing to discuss how it should be handled in the event it does get discovered. That's a little backwards. Nobody talks about the important issues these days.

Like the proprietary rights to one's soul.

>>18040740
But anon, you *ARE* sexy.

>>18040770
I was like this once, I think. Then I lost it because it is so frail

>>18040724
You can poop so easily you might not even need to wipe after a forearm sized colon cleaner.

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>>18040865
Also this.

>>18040724
Hindus believe that you become a cow. Cows are holy in their religion. Though, I hope you realize that when it comes to reaching the last level, you must live through seven reincarnations.

Upon death, man is judged, and if their qualities and life is lived to the requisites, they move on to the next level in the next life. Man can only ascend one level per life, and reaching the final level means that you have reached nirvana, and become one with God.

Reincarnation and Enlightenment is a means by which one becomes closer to God. That's the ultimate goal in those religions.

>>18040724
sneck will rise and kill you

>>18040735

Came here to post this, A+.

>>18041185
kuckdalnini pls

>>18040724
You unlock a rare pokemon

>>18040724

You get a golden camo

>>18040724
Possibly going insane during the process. Irresponsible cunt TV shows like avatar that perpetuates the method tells nothing of its dangers. They're going to fuck up a lot of people.