/x/ Funny Greentext Stories

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/x/ Funny Greentext Stories 2016-08-16 03:11:09 Post No.
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/x/ Funny Greentext Stories Anonymous 2016-08-16 03:11:09 Post No. [Report]

I know you got them, and I know you want them. So bring it.

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:44:41 Post No.18030456
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I'll dump what's in my folder for ya, OP

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:45:50 Post No.18030460
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:46:53 Post No.18030465
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:49:13 Post No.18030468
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:50:30 Post No.18030474
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:51:34 Post No.18030480
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:52:38 Post No.18030484
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:55:14 Post No.18030489
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:56:21 Post No.18030494
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 07:57:58 Post No.18030499
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 08:00:08 Post No.18030504
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 08:01:55 Post No.18030506
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 08:05:06 Post No.18030509
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 08:09:27 Post No.18030512
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I have more screencaps of x-posts, but not necessarily greentext stories. so i'll hold off for now, but will keep an eye on the thread.

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 08:43:33 Post No.18030567
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>>18030489
i dont care if fake or not, i laugh like a maniac

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:12:18 Post No.18030716
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>>18030567
haha, super. I'll post more. This one people are offended by, and not so much because of the word usage, but because people think it's fake (as in there was same fagging, and likely by the person that capped it. But I'm like you, makes me laugh anyway.)

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:13:32 Post No.18030718
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these next few go together. I still haven't taken the time to make one whole image out of it.

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:14:37 Post No.18030720
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:15:44 Post No.18030723
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:16:48 Post No.18030727
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:18:12 Post No.18030731
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:20:28 Post No.18030738
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:23:01 Post No.18030744
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"something like a t-rex"

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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:27:44 Post No.18030753
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:29:28 Post No.18030756
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:30:32 Post No.18030761
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:31:42 Post No.18030764
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:32:44 Post No.18030767
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:34:20 Post No.18030773
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:35:21 Post No.18030776
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:36:23 Post No.18030781
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:37:33 Post No.18030785
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:38:40 Post No.18030788
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:39:43 Post No.18030790
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:40:47 Post No.18030792
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:41:54 Post No.18030796
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:42:58 Post No.18030798
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:45:31 Post No.18030806
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:46:50 Post No.18030810
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:48:09 Post No.18030813
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:49:12 Post No.18030818
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 10:50:24 Post No.18030820
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 11:05:34 Post No.18030865
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 11:07:06 Post No.18030871
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 11:08:36 Post No.18030874
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Anonymous 2016-08-16 11:18:49 Post No.18030898
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Getting close to the end of my folder. Got most of these when I actively went out and searched for paranormal/funny shit because I enjoyed seeing the occasional /x/ humor thread. Old screencaps are hard to come by though, unless you search the archives - and even there you have to wade through a lot of shit before you find something worth saving.

Anyways, I have the classics - the original 'who was phone' and 'man door hand hook car door', The Russian version creepypastas, and some other junk. I'll check back, and will most likely post the rest eventually. It'd be great if some other anons come through with more funny /x/ posts, too.

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Anonymous 2016-08-17 01:09:49 Post No.18033313
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