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How do I go about spotting a witch when they're out in public?

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How do I go about spotting a witch when they're out in public? Obviously by now they've assimilated into our culture, but there must be some sort of identifying characteristics/habits that make them visible to the trained eye.
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The ones who have touched those powers carry themselves a little bit differently. The ones that truly have touched it, that is. I am not talking about backyard garden witches who live in small midwestern towns, those you can spot easily as they have a singular look about them, the true ones have a more subtle thing about them.

Why are you looking to spot those whores?
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You can tell by the broomstick or pointy hat
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>>18029601
What sort of powers do those with the actual gift have?

I'm training to become a witch hunter but I'm not sure as to how to go about executing it. I want to make sure that my safety is secure before I have any encounters with them (undoubtedly I already have but I wasn't a threat then).
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>>18029643
Fuck off Geralt.
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>>18029643
I would not recommend it.
You won't find enough Witches to call yourself a hunter, unless you start going after the harmless variety who are just playing at being witches.
Here's the thing, they won't be more danger to you than a normal woman would if you were to get the drop on them, but if they get away, or know in advance that you are coming, you can forget it. You will never get to her.
That being said, some can and will reach out from beyond the grave.
Honestly I would advise against getting into that shitshow.
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>>18029672
>Here's the thing, they won't be more danger to you than a normal woman would if you were to get the drop on them

They just specced wrong. What goddamn Witch/Wizard doesn't run magic missile jfc what kind of fucking casuals are you hunting?
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Witches are an endangered class for obvious reasons and thus are protected. You will not find many outside of government/corporate facilities, and if you do they won't be wearing a big "w" for Witch on their t-shirt.

These people have stayed out of the light for hundreds if not thousands of years, what makes you think that a supernatural watching pleb is going to be able to tell when his witch senses are tingling?

Leave things you don't understand alone.
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If you can avoid being killed by cartels. Come to Mexico. Lots of witches here in rural Mexico.
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>>18029525
Weigh them. If they weigh the same as a duck, then that means they are made of wood, and therefore witches.
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>>18029721
What obligation does the government have to protect witches? What do they give in return?
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>tonight on channel 7, a local neckbeard was arrested for assaulting elderly women at an incense store, screamed about vile witches while waving his replica katana around
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>>18029805
>My Liege!
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>>18029721
I thought the W was for Wumbo
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>>18029525

>The witches have assimilated into 21st century culture
>They're watching terrible TV shows, buying overly expensive clothing, and trying to figure out what the meaning of life is
>They're experiencing music festivals and other humanly activities
>They're pissed off at how expensive their car payment is

You made me kek very hard anon thinking about witches assimilating into 21st century culture.
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How's your Harry Potter roleplay going?
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Salem all over again
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>>18030059
Great!
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>>18030059
You don't like role plays? ;)
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>>18029695
kek
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>>18029643
Best way to go about it is with a supersonic bullet from a great length, so they never know what the fuck is going on
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>>18029643
>I'm training to become a witch hunter but I'm not sure as to how to go about executing it.
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>>18029695
>2016
>relying on evocation
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>>18030247
more of a wizard thing ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s
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>>18029695
lol
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>>18030253
LMFAO *intro to porn music begins to play*
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>>18030261
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLqeZzTU8I 2edgy4me
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>>18029525
I couldn't tell you. My ex has some spell or whatever on me, but I wasn't into the occult and paranormal back then. It's definitely not true witchcraft, as I've already broken the "love" part of it. So only compulsion remains.

It's pretty easy to see for me what she is into, but back then I couldn't. Basically learn about the occult , and you'll be able to see the signs
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>>18029823
It's not an obligation. It's protecting their assets.
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>>18029525
It's not hard to see visible autism.
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Well I wear a funny hat. It's not a witch thing, though. And my hat isn't even "witchy", just cute. Ruffles and flowers. So I guess no, you don't recognize us.
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Is there a matriarch in your senpai or community?
A 'matchmaker?'
A Dragon Mom?
A knitting/sewing circle?
Women that seem to know what's going on with everyone?
Maybe their eyes make small quick movements when they talk to you?
Bene Geserit/Aes Sedai are real.
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>>18030259
Wizards (especially 7 feet tall PI wizards), witches, enemy soldiers, random mooks... The best way is from as far back as possible.
And I'm pretty sure that a single SAS platoon could fuck up Voldemort and his flunkies
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>>18029525
Read "witchcraft and the gay counterculture". It will explain more than you think it will. But you have to finish the book or else you won't understand.
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Holy shit you guys are pretentious as fuck! i'm just gunna say, what proof is there that witches are real and if casting spells work? srsly
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>>18029601
and how do you know this?
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>>18030417
It's an interesting thought experiment, jut like What if zombies attacked.
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>>18029525
OP why do you think any of this bulshit is even real?
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>>18030421
i guess it is
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>>18030302
>It's definitely not true witchcraft, as I've already broken the "love" part of it.

I don't believe in any of that shit, but isn't there some clause where if you try to abuse it it'll backfire horrendously?

Also, I can confirm what >>18030388 said. Very socially awkward generally covers the harmless ones. The ones who will do you harm are the self-absorbed sociopaths who believe in ritual.
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>>18030417
My family's been withces for centuries and we are very real. We can also make very fun little elfs from rocks by gluing on moss and goggly eyes.
But casting spells? Nah, that's Harry Potter stuff, not reality. Unless we talk about subtle "spells" like breaking somebody's chain of bad luck, increasing impregnation chances or having omenous dreams.
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>>18030450
please elaborate, did your mom say she comes from a line of witches? have you seen her do anything? can you do anything? are you just full of shit? because if your talking mind over matter you don't need to be a witch or warlock. just stubborn.
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>>18030450
i also have omenous dreams, i don't remember all my dreams but when i do it's usually important. i'm no warlock tho. just a man
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>>18030490
My mother is not a witch: in fact, she's a very sceptic atheist. She's interested in history, though, and has collected quite a lot of knowledge of my ancestral mothers. They were healers, witches and naturally also midwives, known for relieving curses and illnesses and having foretelling visions and omens. Some of them, or so I have heard, also associated with spirits and the folk below.

I can do something, yes: i have had several omenous dreams (includng a vision of my soulmate ten years before we met), I have had encounters with spirits (friendly) and I can, if you want to call it so, "cast spells". By this I mean bringing luck, blessing homes (not in a christian fashion, though, I'm not a christian) and do all kinds of little things that help around kids, animals and homes. I have heard hat some of my foremothers also casted curses, but I've never tried felt the need to try it out.
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>>18029525
One of my colleagues is a witch.

She's from another town though. Sweet girl.
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>>18030442
It seems like it has. Now , both of us are equally impacted, except now I have peace and freedom, and she has consequences and regret.

She loved "The Craft" , so I honestly wouldn't doubt she abused or unsuccessfully "cast" something. I hold no ill wishes though, and hope the backlash is short lived
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Just assume that everyone you see isn't a witch and stop believing in stupid bullshit like a child.
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>>18029805
We are the knights that say NEE
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>>18029643
Witch hunter, huh? So like what's your motive here? Do you have an endgame? why is it you want to hunt witches?
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>>18029525
Yes, they've got hooked noses, and tend to be some color between white and brown. If you see a greenish one beware, for you have encountered an archwitch, and many misfortunes will soon befall you.
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>>18030407
Yes, and the Asha-man are real too.
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>>18031540
>not bullshit

pleb
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third nipple
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>>18029525
Do you hunt people who practice wicca? I was trying to figure out the general opinion of the craft.
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>>18029525
What does it matter? They aren't going to hurt you, unless you mess with them. Just leave them alone, dude.
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>>18035681
Haha, I don't have that... I have two extra breasts! Not very visible, but completely functional: my armpits "bleed" milk if I breastfeed.
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>>18029525
IDK
Enchantress (raw dirty witch form non-hula dancing) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Harley (hot topic whore)

just sayin
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