How do I join a secret society?

>>18023136
dunno lol

>>18023136
They tend to be secret for a reason.

just make one yourself

>>18023151
I dunno. I'm kinda lame.

>>18023136
Very carefully.

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23And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. 24For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it. 25For what is a man advantaged, if he gain the whole world, and lose himself, or be cast away? 26For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels. 27But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God.

>>18023154
Well then you can't join. Secret societies are not for lamefags

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46Then there arose a reasoning among them, which of them should be greatest. 47And Jesus, perceiving the thought of their heart, took a child, and set him by him, 48And said unto them, Whosoever shall receive this child in my name receiveth me: and whosoever shall receive me receiveth him that sent me: for he that is least among you all, the same shall be great.

49And John answered and said, Master, we saw one casting out devils in thy name; and we forbad him, because he followeth not with us. 50And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.

51And it came to pass, when the time was come that he should be received up, he stedfastly set his face to go to Jerusalem, 52And sent messengers before his face: and they went, and entered into a village of the Samaritans, to make ready for him. 53And they did not receive him, because his face was as though he would go to Jerusalem. 54And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? 55But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. 56For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village.

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57And it came to pass, that, as they went in the way, a certain man said unto him, Lord, I will follow thee whithersoever thou goest. 58And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head. 59And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. 60Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God. 61And another also said, Lord, I will follow thee; but let me first go bid them farewell, which are at home at my house. 62And Jesus said unto him, No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God.

>>18023136
I wouldn't know, they're secret.

>>18023136
Be a relative of one, or save the life of one.

>>18023172
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>>18023185
wtf i love jesus now

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>>18023136

either

a) be born into an occult lineage

or

b) have something they want (money, talent, connections, intel, etc.)

route a) leaves you considered as a true brother among the elite and divine elect in the shadow covenant to serve the eldritch archons feeding on the positive vibrations produced by humanity's collective inner sparks of the holy spirit of Sophia we are all born with (figuratively speaking)

route b) you're just a pawn at best, another unwitting slave at worst. if you're a good enough boy for your lodge daddies and suck their cocks real good and lick the Grand Master's butthole just right (literally) they might give you an okay looking but malfunctioning late-in-life programmed non-bloodline sex slave waifu, maybe sign a contract to get your son or daughter or grandchild married into the lineages, from one of the lesser branches of course

>>18023136
first of all, you must lack self respect.

by posting on 4chan

Become a master of something.

They will approach you for your knowledge if they deem it valuable.

>>18023154
>Read up on rituals and all that sort of silly stuff
>meet up with those lunatics on craigslist that claim to be spiritual and all that other garbage
>get them to entertain the idea of whatever you want the "secret society" to be about
>suggest the inception of said society
>recruit more lunatics
Very simple, you just gotta have an idea of what you want first.

>>18023136
Start getting chummy with that creepy uncle of yours that no one else in the family talks to and hope it's not JUST because he's a diddler.

>>18023136

You don't join them; they join *you*.

>>18023136
I don't think they're particularly secret but I think you'll find many like minded individuals.

https://lgbt.foundation/

you be incredibly gullible as fuck while also being exceptionally observant, from what I can tell

You don't join them, you're invited, Although in your case we're coming over to take you now. No regrets, right?

>>18023136
be of worth in literally any way.

>>18023136
Step 1: post on a public forums.
Step 2: make sure it's 4chan
Step 3:????
Step 4: a fucking

>>18025839

> but especially in the way that involves taking lots of wrinkly dick and having a hookup on lortabs so we can all have more vivid dreams and then jack each other off pretending it was astral travel

> be the kind of toolshed who doesn't notice that big subversive altruistic agenda is strangely being open promoted on national television by every mainstream media conglomerate and global banking industry interests

> pretend to understand hegel et al. so the academic community can troll you with the "moral science" meme

> become convinced that basic numeric "symbolism" is so significant that you start to see it everywhere and all of your memories are framed by the fantasyland iconography of some 60-year-old buttlicking meth addict

>>18023136
Just buy five Apple's products

>>18025904

This is also correct.

> muh top secret aEsThEtIc

>>18023136
I would not join any organization that would have me as a member.

>>18023154
Just copy off of a popular secret society. That's what the Illuminati did.

>>18023136
Why would they want you?

Autisic much...

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