How do I dial out of the matrix?

>>18004858
you don't, you are the matrix.

>>18004858
Choose the cyanide pill

>>18004865
this

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>>18004858
Have you tried pressing 9 for an outside line?

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>>18004858
done and done OP

>>18004890
upvoted

>>18004858
LSD

>>18004865

Nope
You are part of the matrix
You are not the matrix
You and the simulation are one
The matrix is the simulation

I know it goes in circles but it's the way it is.

>>18004858
Take the white pill, about 28 of them.

>>18005889
top post m8 made me chuckle

>>18004858
open console
> logout

>>18004858
I'm wandering the same...

>>18004858

Hit a bong and watch this

https://youtu.be/M24LOlRuhYk

>the ultimate red pill

1 (866) 942-3551

DMT. If you can get in 4 puffs before you enter the tunnel you're golden.

>>18006635
Mattress Firm?

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>>18004858
Go to the deep web and check the uncensored hidden wiki, you will find some interesting links about the Matrix.

>>18004858
50mg Adderall, 1g dyphenhydramine, 250mg heroin, all the LSD you can find.
This concoction should keep you alive for atleast 4 hours and I guarantee a trip out of our shared reality (the matrix).

>>18006742
>hidden wiki
Tel moar

>>18004858
Ketamine in a pitch black silent room.

>>18006742
MOAT

>>18004858
I almost accidently once, but I blacked out as it was happening and woke up later fine as could be.

>>18006777
In float tank

>>18004858
Educate yourself on the fringe stuff and know the lies you have been told https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUU19QNOSjU

Are you sure OP?

THERE IS NO TURNING BACK

Once you take even a glimpse of the truth, you will never be the same again.

>>18006891
Use it wise

>>18006891
Whoa. I don't know what to say. This is something.

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>>18007134
Ain't it

>>18006739
it's really the matrix firm

when it gets to the recorded message
hit 30455378008* and a hidden menu
will pop up.
leave a message for the future like 12 monkeys.
you will receive a call
say
"opt-out"

Just finished reading Prometheus Rising and it helped https://mega.nz/#!DYdBERgJ!IfGTq3NXP2R9Lf39Ez-2THLHoRsZQXQ4QvOl3FacmbM

>>18006966
This on so many levels

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>>18004858
The Matrix is a system of imagery, symbol, reference and myth that situationists call the spectacle. It is the degeneration of being into possession, and from possession into mere appearance. Our culture has been gutted by capitalism by means of marketing and advertising to such an extent that it impacts the way we interact with each other on a fundamental level.

To break free requires de-immersion. Stop watching TV, using a computer, or a cell phone except for the most basic and necessary tasks. Don't read magazines or newspapers, avoid the news, your only form of media consumption should be books, and it is good to even forego that. Shop only for basic necessities, avoid commercial areas as much as possible.

Not many have the resources to do this, but going on a camping trip or a wilderness retreat is a great idea, ideally for two weeks to a month, avoiding all media. When you come back prepare for a shock as you will be desensitized to the 24/7 mediac onslaught we all face.

>>18006966
I need to know the truth. Tell us how to acquire it

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Is it worth getting out though? Or is is better in the matrix, so long as you stay healthy etc..?

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>>18007455
ALso WTF to do when one reaches the gate keepers? IS there not a way around it?

>>18007390
Sensory deprivation tank

>>18004890
the ultimate greenpill

>>18007956


This doesn't really work as lying in an SDT doesn't reprogram your method of living day-to-day. Being out in the woods forces you to take on new habits, and focus on methods of living that are outside of consumerist demand.

just wait a few years for this matrix to create a matrix of it's own thats better than the current one. virtual reality is on the rise and don't let the autists on /v/ tell you it's just a fad.

>>18007458
Offer the shortest (almost always black, i think, not sure though) one (should be on the right side, your right) a rubber duck.
Use the palm of your left hand to present it. (the duck, not your dick, you pervert)
It should not be taken from you, instead some kind of gestures will be made towards it.
Afterwards, bow lightly and nod silently.
Keep the duck in your left hand and walk past.
If you're harassed, present the duck. Left palm.

>>18008126
>closed source VR

yeah nah

>>18006743
Goodnesd gracious anon, 1g of DPH? Pls, it hurts my brain to think of it; let alone with all that other shit.

While you're at it, tho; might as well add a couple of grape fruits, a banana, 100mg of caffeine all washed down with pomegranate juice and a heavy rip of a dank Sativa.

Otherwise, I would place the Adderall with Vyvanse or mix the two.