THE SCP GAME 1.0

>>17987156
I'll be a brave soul rollin nollin

>>17987173
reroll, I cant fit a giant space gf in

>>17987156
>>17987185
ur games fokin brok m8
>179
>179

>>17987188
>Last 3 numbers form the post above
>Last 3 numbers from the post below

ur fokin brok m8

There's even a fucking picture to explain

Yes sir, time to roll.

>>17987156

Rollan. My favorite is Shy Guy.

>>17987156
roll

>>17987208
Alright, I'm in good shape.

SCP-199 is "Ferns." A set of ferns that grow spore-filled bladders that mature over several days. Once the bladders mature they burst and the spores will fuck your shit up.

SCP-212 is "The Improver", a medical device that makes potentially deadly improvements.

Basically my survival strategy is "don't touch the plants" and "don't touch the device." The ferns won't mature in 24 hours, so nothing to worry about there, and the medical device won't fuck me up unless I go to it.

>>17987212
I lucked out.
SCP 208 is a kind healing Egyptian dude who makes great company.
SCP 249 is a door that teleports you to random shit.
My strategy is talk with the Egyptian dude for whatever time I'm locked in and don't go through the door.

>>17987156
This board isn't fast enough to produce sufficiently random results, should have roll d1000 on tg instead.
>favorite scp
I don't know anymore. There were too many neat devices to choose something specific.

>>17987249
Good report, Class-D. Keep that up and maybe you'll make Class-C someday.

>>17987315
Good report, Class-D. Good strategy.

Testing is going well so far, O5 is pleased.

>>17987362
Not supposed to be a fast game, supposed to be a fun/entertaining/training exercise. If anyone really wants to rig what SCP they get, they will be scheduled for detainment by the Foundation. Now write your report, Class-D.

wtf is SCP?

SCP-049 is my favorite. He cures you. Then he gives you the plague and harvests your organs.

>>17987362
SCP-362 some weird T-shirt that does nothing if you won't wear it.
SCP-399 matter manipulator ring

My plan will be to control the urge to wear those things and cause mayhem. Pretty funny coincidence considering my interest for this kind of stuff.

First one Is SCP 411.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-411
Strategy: Give him the tv remote control or my phone.

Next one is SCP 498.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-498
Strategy: Cover my ears.

>>17987156
My favorite is SCP 914

>>17987536
Next one is 493*
Strategy: keep him away from dangerous areas so he does not duplicate

>>17987539
Okay so SCP 536 Weird Physics Altering Chamber just don't mess with it
Second 553 Weird killer butterflies if you don't mess with them they don't mess with you

>>17987493
Good luck, D-Class. Good report.

>>17987536
Good strategy D-Class, keep up the hard work.

>>17987553
Following protocol, good job D-Class.

>>17987574
Always exercising caution D-Class, that's why I always liked you. Good job.

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rolling

>>17987901
D-8432 reporting in.

KEEP ROLLIN

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Site Director Bard here.

>>17987931
Welcome to testing, D-class.

An update from Site /b/ explaining the new Site Director protocol I will be following throughout this, and future, testing. Look for this confirmation in future testing, or else you may be tricked into a containment breach by one of the many SCP's sites /x/ and /b/ hold.

Rolling time

>>17987938
Welp I'm safe.
Also my favorite scp is 1730

Let's see here

roll
hopin for ez ones

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roolllo

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roll

Rollmao

Roll roll roll your dubs

Rolll

I'm scared. I don't have a favorite SCP because the few I've read about I've forgotten.

>>17988073
Oh fuck me. No point in a strategy at this point

>>17988076
Forgot to mention that my favorite SCP is 087.
Anyway, SCP 73 is apparently a bro so would actually be helpful to me. SCP-86 is apparently office furniture pretending to be a human. Extremely easy.

Rollin for safe

>>17987156
Okay, this time I want something more thrilling than "don't touch it and everything will be fine"

>>17988130
Fuck, it's building, reroll.

>>17988118
SCP 109
well its just a canteen full of water with healing properties, I see no harm in drinking from it as long as I remember to keep the cap on after use.

SCP 118
Unless I forget to keep the cap on for 109, 118 shouldnt have any habitable area to detonate within.

>>17988134
SCP-134 HOLY SHIT OH... nevermind, just spooky blind girl. If anything, she'll need my help to be able to get out of warehouse.

SCP-135 Walking THICC meme that is also cancerogenic (what a surprise!). There is no info on how fast it grows, so I just hope it won't outgrow its room in 24 hours.

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oh boy, here we go... I'm so excited

>>17987156
Oh fuck here we go

>>17987156
transformers roll out

HEY HO LET'S GO

sdasds

No haxx0r sphess lizard plox

>>17987156
SCP-093 is cool

im a good boy i didndu nuffin

>>17988613
>loaves of bread
yeah naw i need a new one

>>17988613
A knife switch and a recipe, yeah I can survive

>>17987156
Rollin time.

>>17988719
Eh glacier too big to to fit in a warehouse. We roll again!

Llor

>>17987156
roll i guess

>>17987156
Rollins

Sure, why not?

>>17988732
Scp 719: Magical TV that emits radiation. Seems like if I just change the channel every 10 min the radiation will remain at a low enough level to not affect me.

Scp 742: Retrovirus that turns you into a vampire wendigo chupacabra creature. The Scp itself is just the virus, which can only infect you through the bloodstream, so as long as I don't step on any needles I'll be fine. But if it's a 742-1, one of the infected, there's little hope for me. Though maybe if I left the tv on one channel long enough, the radiation might have some affect on the creature. If not, being an immortal cannibal isn't the worst thing in the world

>>17988756
756- A mini solar system. I really just have to avoid it, and hope the mini inhabitants don't progress to the point of creating galatic weapons or star death. If I stay far enough away Ill be ok

760- Curious creature that eats secretions? Safe so I can just avoid him. I know the mini solar system will keep him/her busy. In the event the creature should eat SCP 756, I hopefully will just stay away from it. Maybe give it something to keep it busy.

Anime

>>17988760
SCP 760: a monkey that eats dead skin when I sleep. I can probably just chill with it for a while.

SCP 764: A pair of puppets that make you perform a show and kill those watching. My newfound monkeybro will not be forgotten.

lemme roll

>>17987156
rolling

Just so you can have another SCP guy above

>>17987156
Roll

>>17988780
so basically i can just wait by the door for 24 hours and nothing will happen since they are inanimate objects


>>17988774
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-774

>>17988782
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-782

roll36

>>17987156
Lol jumm

>>17988837

>>17987156
Rollerdisco

>>17987156
I am going in,
my favourite SCP is 2662, maybe i can finally see it

>>17988843
840 and 845

Pretty much just sit around twiddling my thumbs and make sure not to drink any brown liquids.

Do I get a promotion out of D-class?

>>17988845
bottles of pills and a bag of seeds, gee, my strategy would probably be to just sleep until the doors open

>>17987156
ez pz

>>17987156
fuck it, rolling for shits and giggles.

>>17989454
and i already fucked it up. My favorite is the mannequin that kills pretty women

>>17987156
rollan, read SCP a lot in high school while board in computer lab

Rollin'

>>17989505
>482 + 515
Hope that 515 is restrained, if not put the jacket on him and wait for the world to explode

>>17987156
aight

Rolly pollution

>>17987156
jk rollin

boop

IDI NAHUI, PETAR BLYAT

>>17990365
344 and 372

well 344 is a can opener so i doubt ill have cans to open, and then 372 is euclid and constantly hides out of my vision so ipretty much just have to wait in this room for 24 hours and im fine

I got this shit, rolling

>>17987156
Roll

I'm down, give me some hard shit

Rolling.

My favourite SCP is 914. The logs of what the researchers put into it and what comes out makes very fun reading.

>>17993435

>>17993318
>SCP-318
>Soul Press
It's basically an old style printing press that creates a scroll based on the memories of a person or corpse you put into its input box. All I have to do with this SCP is no go into the I outer box and I'll be fine.

>>17993442
>SCP-442
>Watch that prevents me from never being late and allows me to personally the current time to the smallest digit. The owner of the watch if separated from the watch they becomes incapable of being on time and eventually dies with prolonged separation. Owner cannot give up watch and when the current owner dies a new one becomes aware of the watches existence and seeks it out.
I assume that I have been made the new owner of the watch and instinctively put it on. I no longer look at the 24 timer to the warehouse as I know exactly the time to the milliseconds. The moment the timer is up I exit the warehouse the very second it opens, as going any later would be considered being late.

scp 700

>>17987156
Rolling
What is an scp?

>>17993718
reroll because i need another post :<

>>17993724
reroll because too large

>>17993718
>705
>Army Play-doh
Not harmful, ignore and observe (maybe construct a small army base out of stuff in the warehouse
>739
>weird oak mirror booth
prop the door open with a crate and don't enter the box

>/roll 2d1000 - 294 643
>294
>cool drink machine
i hope i have spare change
>643
>scary chocolate candy
scratch that, i PRAY that i have a ton of spare change for liquid nitrogen

>>17987156
My favorite is the cum eating Virgin

>>17993915
Need more digitals

>>17987156
roll plz

Rolling.

>>17993959
Well, the Bogeyman isn't the worst thing to be stuck with.

I'm not sure I'm ready, sir, but I know the consequences so I'll take my assignment

>>17994010
Well I think I can handle some collars

>>17994031
Ok, so I'm fine then. As long as I don't wear the collar and choose a corner to stare at, nothing to fear

Sonny rollins

Alright, lets have a stab at it

rollin again for something not a collar or a pen or a object i forget when i leave the room

confused and rollin

>>17994091
>SCP-091
I guess I'd feel nostalgic about shit to pass the time for an hour or two, then i'd probably take a snooze until the second SCP getsreleased

>SCP-093
>If an obstacle is between SCP-093 and the nearest mirror-like surface, it will use this momentum to punch through the obstacle and continue on its course at this speed.

Assuming it's already deployed on a mirror, i'd go the fuck back to sleep. If it's just dropped as is and starts spinning around on the floor, i'd grab it and put it in the center of the enclosure, then run my dumb ass and press myself flat against one of the walls. This would minimize the chances of my foot getting taken off as it spins around fast enough to bunch a hole through one of the walls. Might even try to time jumping as it goes for one of the walls just in case my foot does happen to be in the way.

Assuming it does hit me, i'd probably tear off a piece of clothing and tourniquet whatever appendage it punched through and prevent blood loss. It wouldn't be fun, but I should be able to make it for 12 hours

>>17987156
yes

>>17987156
SCP-1867 is my favorite, dude sounds he would be a total bro.

I hope i get scp-559

>>17987156
scp

>>17994423
>i get an envelope with pictures and leave.
>i read a book and a character named fred pops up

>>17987156
onni-chan!

Rollando

>>17987156
I'm not D-class! There must be a mistake

rolling to play

SCP-261 by far i mean whats not to love

>>17987156
Rollan

>>17994501
So, SCP-469, The Many Winged Angel, and SCP-504, Critical Tomatoes.

I guess I'm fine as long as I'm quiet, don't touch and stay as far away from SCP-469, and don't make any jokes for 24 hours, right?

>>17994570
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-570 - Marionette gloves
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-578 - Blood opal

1: Locked in room
2: Doors open, one after another
3: Touch nothing
4: ??????????
5: Win

>>17987156
sure why not

>>17987156
I roll but I must protest at being downgraded to D-class, we all know that incident with the brothel was an accident

>>17994534

ok i got 20 mins before scp-534 gets out
ok what i do is take time to around for something i can use to distract it

since it has to come into contact and can be blown about i am going to look for plastic wrap or bubble wrap i mean it is a factory it has to have something if not stack a bunch of stuff in front of its door

wood or card bored while not a living organism it was at one point so this may buy me some time

at this point i would look for more items duct tape and plastic to make a hillbilly hazmat suit

now with scp-570 i do not put them on simple as that

if i have to i can hold out when scp-570 opens i can use that as a safe room until my 24 hours are up

>>17994711
>723
>located in England
reroll I guess

>>17994746
>first
>729
>it's a bathtub
guess I just won't get in the tub, that should take care of that

>waiting for someone else to post so I can get second SCP
>dootdedoo.ogg
fuck it, this post will be my second I guess

>>17994765
>second
>765
>it's a duck pond
>another thing that can't be moved
I guess if it could be moved, I would just hang out there til the 24 hours were up. sounds relaxing. easy peasy.

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rollin

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>>17994812
>>17994772
>772
>Giant Parasitoid Wasps
Welp, I'm fucked. Time to see what happens if I somehow manage to fight off giant insects with my bare hands for 12 hours.

>>17987156
Roll

I roll

>>17994532
Breaking protocol D-class. You better comply or they'll ensure you have a fast, and reliable way out of your existence.

>>17995559
Ok, so SCP-863 is some sort of fiddiling japanese crab that hunts for different objects to attach as limb. As long as they have a limb and are not provoked they are safe. My approach is to simply not enter enclosure.

SCP-559 is also easy to deal with. It's some sort of cake that will transform the person having a birthday to the age of candles placed on top of it. The effect lasts 24 hrs. However, there may be unforseen consequences to SCP 559 fs used and no back up baked item is found. The effect is apparently unknown. My approach: do nothing once again.

Guess I had nothing much to worry about.

Roll
My favorite is 624

Transform and ROLL OUT

>>17987156
Buena suerte.

>>17996541
So in 20min a fine dust of a dead organism will appear. No worries.

Since nobody rolled behing me, I will use this roll for the 12h.

>>17996541
>>17996561
>my first specimen is a dead one
>my second specimen make my offspring be Neanderthal if I have them while near it

So I will survive fuckingly easy.

>>17987156
rolling

>>17987156
lets go bitches

They see me rollin

>>17987156
rillon'

Postan

I like the VHS tape with conscious people reliving the same basketball game over and over

>>17987156
r0ll3rin

>>17987156
rollerino

wew

My favorite SCP is the living gun that shoots teeth, let's hope I roll a challenge

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rolling

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-298
sonic flute that makes people bleeds

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-439
insect that sneak into mouth when sleeping.

easy, just stay awake the whole time. or make even step on the bug if i get tired

>>17999460
Not containable, reroll.

>>17999298
>912
Ghost police officer, I will behave myself, and try to take a nap.
>439
Terrifying bug, I will stay awake for the remaining time while covering my mouth

>>17987156
Rolling

Sounds fun, rolling, I want to meet the tomatoes that kill people when they make bad jokes.

>>17999502
>>17999600

>502
A box that turns into a type of organ depending on what you label it. I'd just experiment around with it

>600
Humanoid figure that takes on the superficial features of whoever it views and talks with whoever it views. Make the usual small talk with this guy until the 24 hours are over.

>>17987156
rawling

>>17987156
Reroll

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>>17999600

>600

Human mimic, harmless, would just have fun with the guy for 24 hours

>622

A spray can filled with a weird chemical that drops the humidity of everything the spray touches to 0%, I guess I'd stay the fuck away from it? I hope the mimic isn't going to try and kill me with it.

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Does anyone know the name of the SCP which is a huge machine with loads of intricate parts and no discernible use, but they try putting a person inside and it like grinds him up or some shit?

>>17987156
173 roll

>>17987156
173 re roll

>tfw it's only 3 numbers so you can't get an instant game over from SCP-2521 (●●|●●●●●|●●|● )

Rolling for quads

Rollingg for better scp

>>17987156
Bring it on!

>>17999739
Reroll

>>17987156
roll

>>17999788
788 is first, I'll just stay away from it because he's immersed in molten lead and probably won't get to me if I stay away. As for 743, same. If any bugs come out just stomp them, hopefully there won't be many of them.

Alrighty, let's survive.

i participate in internet make pretend games in order to slightly distract myself from the unbearable agony of my daily life

roll

>>17999819
>814
I sit back and enjoy perfect music.
>824
I spend 12 hours dodging snaking tree limbs.

Easy.

>>17987156
roll out

>>17999824
>819: Just don't eat the lollipops
>828: Just stay away from the weird fish person

Looks like I was in luck

http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation
>no.83

First rickroll

>>17999880
And the 2nd

>>17999880
>>17999883

So I have an entire Canadian town and a bee hive wardrobe Maze all I have to do is not go near any of them simple

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>>17987156
Roll, roll, roll the dice

>>17999912
Roll #2

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>>17999908
SCP 895, 912

I have no electronics, so 895 does nothing.

912 does nothing unless ordered, and even if it were commanded to go after me it would just arrest me as long as I watch where I put my hands.

>>17987156
I have no knowledge of the things you speak of but I want to play, so here I roll away

>>17999930
it seems my first thing is a haunted island that kills people. i dont think it would fit in the warehouse

>>17999912
>>17999917

SCP 912 (safe): basically haunted police armor that won't hurt you unless you have a weapon
SCP 917 (safe): an old dude whose facial features go missing based on the lunar cycle

Literally all I have to do is not attack the police armor guy and I'm good to go.

>>17987173
Rolling

>>17999957
rolling2

>>17987156
Let's how it will end

>>17999974
reroll first SCP is 2large

>>17987156
Roll

>>17987156
My favorite is SCP-458, The Never-Ending Pizza Box.
What's not to love about a pizza box that gives you a perfect pizza, tailored to you?

It's the kind of thing that could end wars, man.
Peace on earth forever, thanks to infinite pizza works.

…I'm probably gonna die…

>>18001118
You are going To Zdid

>>18000261
Oh neat, that vending machine what with the crazy foodstuffs from across the universes. Not gonna touch it because it has like a one in three chance of producing something that kills me, but it's perfectly safe.
What incredible luck I have, this should be a cakewa–
>>18001149
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

Okay, calm down. I guess… depending on what's available in the warehouse I might be able to make a makeshift flyswatter, or even completely cover myself so those terrible things can't land on me and bite.

Totally survivable, if I stay alert and on my game.

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Roll!

>>18001206
Just ignore the monsters.

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Rolling bring it on motherfuckers

>>18001215
Yeah really. I don't even have to put on the 3D glasses.

>>18001219
SCP-215 (safe): A pair of glasses that makes the wearer think inanimate objects are sentient. Takes an average of 24 hours to take effect, but will take less time on people mental people.

SCP-229 (euclid): A mass of parasitic wires and cables that seeks out any forms of electricity. It is capable of killing and infesting vertebrate animals, feeding on the brain for a few days while the subject is still alive.

I put on SCP-215 out of boredom. A couple hours later, the clock started talking to me. We had a long conversation and I lost track of time. SCP-229 appears and slowly started crawling toward the clock, the strongest source of electricity in the room. It's slow and easy to avoid. It started moving my way so I threw SCP-215 into the mass to keep it distracted for a while longer. Then I just walked around the room, avoiding the wires until the door opened.

Roll my fave is the man who might be god

>>18001423
I got a fucking graveyard I'm rerolling

I'll give it a shot but I don't really know what this is to be honest.

SCP-018 is one of my favs. Rolling.

I liked the one that was this living flesh stuff that infected people and animals, I forget the number

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>>18001652

>>17987156
Rollin.

I like the book SCP the most. The one that lets you spend up to 200 years in a fantasy world per real-life day.

>>17987156
(t)roll

>>17987156

>>17987156
never played this so no favourite scp

>>18002261
scp 261 a fucking vendor machine lol im saved

Oh boy

Fuck you gaurd

Rollin like Adele

Favorite: SCP-049
touchy doctor is touchy

Rolling without looking at other anons' work.

>>18002417
Seems pretty simple at the moment. Since I'm male, there is no danger of spc 401 impregnating me. At worst, it might develop an appetite for implanting its seed deep inside a warm anus. Hell, I could even use the vaginas as fleshlights whenever I got bored. desu it would be kinda hot to watch it tentacles rape my girlfriend, we love fantasizing about that shit. Just imagining her getting impregnated by scp 401 is making me pure diamonds.

Just waiting to deal with whatever crazy shit might pop up.

Interesting thread. Rolling.

>>17987156
Roll

>>18002504
Don't know if I can use my own post for the second scp, but what the hell.

As for scp 504, I don't really have to do anything. I'm not much of a talker anyway so I could just keep quiet the whole time. However, I guess I have to do something so lets start with the cheesy jokes.

>this vagina blowjob feels so good! it's a real tree-t!
>I'm up for a little TnA... Tits and Ash!
>dayum girl, you got some major junk in yo trunk
>CANT STUMP THE TRUNK
>All of these tree jokes are a little bit over elm-ing
>can yew all please stop pelting me with scp 504?


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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE

>>17987156
Rollin
come on gimme 683

Looks like fun.

>>18002570
sooo turn the gravity off and float around in there for awhile
and wait for a team to get rid of the other one
or die of starvation

>>18002401
ok with SCP-309 I just won't touch it and 417 can't be moved so I'll take my original post as my second scp since nobody is posting right now
and... oh well I'm fucked with the second one, so let's just say I would cry on a corner.

>>17987156
I love that red clay disc object found in the dead sea

>>17987156
k

>>17987156
OK rolling

>>18003204
Not sure how to deal with a child with a swarm of nanobots. I guess I could either stay on their good side until they go away or kill the child to make 204-1 go away

rollan

>>17987156
rollan

>>18003189
In order to deal with 173 I would just sit on the ground looking at it in order to keep it immobile. Obviously it would move a little closer each time I blinked, so I would have to back up every once in a while and essentially kite it around the room like this.

Once 204 is released I would start to experience some problems. It would be easy to avoid being attacked by 204-1, as long as I never threaten or attack 204-2. However the problem is that since 204-2 is almost always hostile, it would interfere with my ability to maintain eye contact with 173 (I'm not too worried about 204-2 hurting me, since it's just a child, but if it's punching and kicking me and shit, I would probably end up breaking eye contact with 173).

So, I would probably try to position myself so that 204-2 is between me and 173, then I would break eye contact and assuming 173 decides to target the nearest living thing (204-2), 204-1 would attack and destroy it in order to protect 204-2.

Then, all I would have left to deal with is 204, so I would probably spend the next 12 hours or so just avoiding 204-2, making sure to never attack or threaten it, even when it's trying to attack me. The exact age of 204-2 would make a difference in it's ability to hurt me, but even at it's maximum age of 14, the risk would not be very high. So basically I would just try to avoid it for the entire duration, and hopefully my stamina would prove better than it's. Alternatively, I could try to reason with it and calm it down, because in reality, it's just an aggressive child.

rolll

>>17987156
rolling, will story

lets roll

>>18001618
Nice - So I stay away from SCP-497 as it's effects are only seen within a few inches. It's an inanimate object with no motive properties, so leaving it where it lies is plenty. SCP-652 seems non-hostile - it's a talking dog, so I should be good for the duration with minimal effort.

rolling for Air balloon

Mercy

>>18003714
Leave 431 alone, that should be simple enough
If 732 is just documents, tear up the corrupted documentations. If it's a person, strangle it.

>>18003173
Just finished reading the testing logs, good shit except for the final part of the agent report

>>17987156
Rol(land dies in borderlands 2)

>>18003829
>>18003812
literally do nothing

What the hell. Here we go!

This game is dumb... Try it on a faster board...

>>17987156
Rolling

Personally I like the plague doctor.

Llor

Hopefully no keter.

>>18004837
have a second number

>>17987156
Fuck

>>18004854
a dream bridge is neat but cant fit in a room

>>18004870
enjoy

>>18004861
Ez mode thx

>>17987156
I am Ivan Cherenkov and I fearing no thing.

>>17987156
roll

>>18004837
So,got two Safe class.
>740
>photo that makes you engulf in flames and hear the wreck of the Hindenburg when you view it.
>Don't look at it
>852
>bathysphere with a diver suit entity in in
>Addendum says the entity was shot when escaping
>Admire the bathysphere for the remainder of the countdown.
>>18004852
Thanks

Okay. Lest see how this goes.

>>18004852
>>18004866

forgot to mention my favorite SCP, I can never remember it well, something to do with abandoned landscapes with huge babies

I've been assigned SCP 837, and SCP 866.

837 is clay that gets larger/heavier when combined, and smaller/lighter when divided, but is otherwise resistant to changes (like firing). It poses no inherent threat, and since it also doesn't absorb moisture, I can play with it for hours without drying out my skin.
Uh, not that I would play with SCPs on the job.

SCP 866 is an omnivorous but highly predatory creature that may take years to kill, looks different to each person who views it, and is only visible to those with schizophrenia. Coincidentally, I'm schizophrenic, and I'm gonna hope it gives me an advantage.

870 prefers the long hunt, but will it sense it only has 12 hours and one choice of victim? For my safety, I'll presume so. I'll also presume that if I cant leave the warehouse, it can't either. Before it's released, I use the clay to wall myself into a corner. There's really no reason this would be useful other than forcing it to be more obvious when attacking me. I just wanted to use the clay for something.

Anyway, I always have a knife on me, so in the end either 870 never attacks and I'm in trouble for making a mess of the clay, or I hope my reflexes are fast enough and the form it takes is dodgable or hittable.

The first thing that comes to my mind is turtle zombies. Assuming its that, there are worse things to fight. It'll have trouble going through the wall, and if I can knock it into its back, I can knock the rest of the clay onto it so I don't have to keep fighting until the clocks up.

SCP-523
The most useless object in the world.

See me rollin they hatin

>>17987156
Benis :D

kk

>>18004077
I got a monkey that cleans the room it's in and a picture that gets hot if you hold it. I think I'll just wait at the door.

>>17987156
Let's rollllllll

I hope I get scp-500 or some other purely positive one

>>18005427
This is actually a pretty interesting combo.

Scp 414: a hive mind that, if you talk or come in contact with them, make you highly extroverted to the point of suicide if you aren't in contact with people.

Scp 433: a ritual that changes all matter in an 11 meter radius from the epicenter to an unknown element.

I'd be screwed against 414, since they move 1 meter per second, there'd be no way to avoid contact. But, with the ritual, I could destroy them and then just chill for the rest of the time

f

>>17987156
born ready baby

>>18005576
rolling for second buddy, please no neck breaking thingy

>>18005576
>>18005593
Feel lazy to write about this, but If I had knowledge of 576 I would drink some and have some fucked up dreams, I know I shouldn't drink from SCP thingies but I've been kind of depressed so it would be really tempting, else I would just sit watching the little bottle waiting
for 593, if its contained in a vial or whatever I wouldn't touch it, if its not and I don't have any info about whats in the second room I would be fucked (math wise) for life but I wouldn't show symptoms that day so I survived, if I have knowledge about what is it and its not contained, I guess I would lay down in a corner of the first room as far a way from the second room as possible, and cover my head with a shirt/blanket/whatever and hope I don't get burned by the SCP team lol

>>18005871
never faping again

rall

roll ;3

Favorite scp was 076, first one i read that got me into the whole foundation lore

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Rolling. Have a cool gif of SCP-1000.

>>17987156
rolltini

>>18006269
Rolling for Series 2 SCPs. (1000 to 1999)

>>18006307
Guess I'm rerolling. 269 is part of a property.

rolling hsfbwofjwafns

Lets go

rollin

>>18006338
Motherfucker.
Rerolling. 2357 is a fucking park.

>>17987399
What the fuck, the Foundation would never move Class-D's up unless they potentially posses anomalous feature or an incredibly valuable asset.

>>17987536
>Strategy: Cover my ears
It's like you didn't read the article, if you want to survive, you're going to have to keep smashing that mf "snooze" button.

yeahlessssss-go

ill try

>>17987156
brolling

>>18006510
brolngg times 2

>>18006516
SCP 510: a contained virus
SCP 516: a fucking T-55 tank
conclusion 24 hours of boredom

>>17987156
Let's go.

Giving myself numbers since this board is slow

>>18007752
>844 & 755

I'll have to run for 24 hours straight and not stop so I don't get eaten, and hope the graffiti artist/bird doesn't show up or I'm fucked

>>17987156
roll

Lets see

>>18008082
I can't speak French so im fucked

>>17987156
Rolling

They see me [spoiler]rollin'[/spoiler]

>>18009161
SCP 910: Immortality Serum
SCP 166: Teenage Succubus

feels good man