sp00ky encounters with the paranormal

>>17982805
>be 19
>hear a voice coming from the outside
>open blinds and look out of window
>don't see anything unusual but I can hear a gurgling baby voice from somewhere
>look left and right but I don't see anything
>get spooked and close the blinds
>next morning rolls around, still hearing baby voices
>open the front door and go outside
>looks up
>sees baby face on the sun
>realize I'm a teletubby

This is OC.
>be 19
>chill with my gf in my room
>i fall asleep, she is browsing some girl stuff on my PC
>somehow i am conscious while asleep and super aware of what's going on around me
>tell myself in my sleep:"..Now i'm going to scare her by screaming very loud.
>try to scream
>can't
>start panicking in my sleep as to why i can't make any noise whatsoever
>realize i can't move as well
>ohshit.mpeg4
>start seeing crazy shit like my gf jumping out of my window and some dark thing lying in the bed next to me.
>i kind of gained control of my arm and woke up a few seconds later
Shit's crazy.
I had a similar thing happen to me a few years prior to this event. But that was kind of crazier because in my sleep i wrote some crazy shit on my iPhone's messenger. It was some ancient Roman magick word or some crap my mom googled it then and started freaking out that i was possessed or whatever.

>>17982805
>be me
>be current age
>have to take a shit
>go to the bathroom
>take a shit and look because i look at it like normal people do
>its not there. fucking thing ninjad its way out of the toilet
>dont know where it went. sleep with the lights on now

>:)
Consider suicide.

>>17982840
Sleep paralysis

Came here after seeing a circle jerk on /b/ over politics, I missed you guys

>be me at a young age
>be cleaning your room
>have something g throw at you will no one near my room
>be scared for years until I move out

This happened only once in my life.
I hid a cigarette to smoke after my lunch. I was done eating and went to look for it. I did not see it where I thought I'd initially left it. I looked in a number of places, and it was very strange.
Knowing myself and that I do not lose or misplace thing, a strange notion came to me that "something moved it". Mind you I was alone.
So I asked-out loud, "where is my cigarette?" "give it back".
Then I went back to the kitchen to find the cigarette underneath the fork place on the plate I was eating from.
I'm a very lucid person and I don't recall any blackouts.

That's my experience.