How do I start with satanism?

>>17978898

Kill yourself

>>17978898
Satan wants you to suffer, you should realise that.

>>17978936
I already do

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>>17978898
What sort of Satanism are you interested in?

There are many kinds, ranging from materialist to gnostic, from pantheist to atheist.

>>17978898
You don't: Satanists are nothing but worthless hedonists who worship themselves and their own sin. Make something better of yourself, and see the light of Christ.

And don't even get me started on Devil Worshipers.

>>17979053
I'm new into this and I just want to know how to start

Is there any reward for satanists? Do they get to suffer less?

>>17979083
Satanists don't actually worship the devil, they're just edgy sinful atheists. Devil Worshipers do that, and no they do not suffer less.

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>>17979067
Ok.

The first thing to realize about Satanism is that there is no singular form of Satanism. It's a highly individualized religion that emphasizes spiritual and psychosocial liberation. There are many groups, ranging from traditionalists, who can be anything from orthodox Diabolists (which are commonly known as "Devil Worshipers") to eclectic gnostics, to symbolists that generate Satanic stimulation through the arts and media.

There's a broad range of literature that I recommend for any person curious about Satanism:
>ONA:
Naos; Codex Saerus;
>LaVey:
The Satanic Rituals; the Satanic Bible
>Star of Azazel:
Fosforos; Catechism of Lucifer
>Scholastic:
Satanism and Demonology; The Invention of Satanism; Modern Satanism, Anatomy of a Radical Sub-Culture; The History of the Devil
>LHP:
Visions of the Dark Side by Asenath Mason; Liber Obsidian Obscura by Alexander W. Dray; Technician's Guide to the Left Hand Path; Pacts with the Devil, and Lords of the Left Hand Path by Christopher Hyatt

>Websites: [quotations are what they often prefer/are called]
>[Spiritual/Theistic Satanism]
http://www.spiritualsatanist.com/satanicresources.html
>[Traditionalist/ Theistic Satanism]
http://theisticsatanism.com/index.html
>[Theistic Satanism/ Demonolatry]
https://zalbarath666.wordpress.com/
>[Traditionalist/ Spiritual Demonolatry]
http://demonolatry.org/
>[Aesthetic/ Atheist/ Symbolic Satanism]
http://thesatanictemple.com/
>[Aesthetic/ Atheistic/ Symbolic Satanism]
http://churchofsatan.com/

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>>17979083
they keep scores of internet arguments they've won on whiteboards

>>17978898
That's a slipknot logo

>>17978898
Uninstall 4chan

>>17978898
Read the satanic bible first. Don't listen to the christ fags, they're nothing more than sheep in human clothing. Think for yourself.

>>17979482
lol someone's wearing his asbestos underpants! They wont save you though, you're going to have a thoroughly roasted bottom, my sweet-natured friend. You've been deceived because you have a tiny brain incapable of understanding that good is better than evil, because evil is dumb.

Lords of the LHP. Is by Dr. Stephen Flowers. Start there!

>>17979507
>good is better than evil, because evil is dumb.
Damn right, brother.

>>17979593
Shut up whore.

>>17979599
If I were a whore, I'd be a Laveyan satanist. Fortunately, I'm neither.

>>17979599
Kiss me, fatboy.

>>17979175
IIRC, Satanists, as a rule, deny the existence of the supernatural, including gods. Satan is a metaphor.

Step 1: be a faggot

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>>17979482
>Read the satanic bible
LaVey?
Really?
That's funny

>pic not related

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Start with this

I LOVE YOU TERRACHAN!

>>17978898
Start by being a tremendous faggot.

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>>17979593
>How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?

build a time machine and go back to the 90's when being a satanist could get you laid is step one

kill yourself is step two

>>17978898
Butt plugs, a Nickleback CD, your Mom's fishnets, and low self-esteem.

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>>17978898

Hail King Satan.

HI I'm a witch. I suggest you start practicing Witchcraft, I could post some beginner spells if you're interested.

I'll post them now anyway.

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>>17980902

This spell is how to initiate a Possession. It's essentially the quickest and most fun way to gain magical abilities rapidly.

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>>17978898

This spell is a guide on how to summon a lesser Demon.

It's highly effective. I've used it to summon multiple Demons.

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>>17980909

This is the same summoning spell just not sideways, sorry about that lol

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>>17980912

This is the spell cypher it explains what the symbols in my spells mean.

>>17980917
ty anon

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>>17980928

You're welcome.

I actually have much more spells and things to show it's just I don't have a camera so I can't take pictures lol

This next spell is my death spell.

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>>17980932

This is call the summoners stone. It transmutes years of your life into an equivalent reward.

>>17980935
Woll you perform a spell on me so that I can have no empathy in my soul, only blood lust and self admiration?

Grayhova the games ova look over your shoulder through lesson smolder.

You know when to make the thread for whats coming.

>>17978898
satan would kill you, if he could

>>17979507
Laveyan Satanism isn't evil though you fool. The world isnt black n white you fagget. Its grey. You're just too much of pussy to live life how you actually want, instead of what your mommy or an imaginary man in the sky wants.

graduating highschool is a good start

>>17978898
Fuck moral and do what you wanna do. Make sure you can handle the consequences of your act

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>>17980445
>IIRC, Satanists, as a rule, deny the existence of the supernatural
This is more-so the stance of the The Satanic Temple than the stance of the COS. The TST is heavily naturalist and promotes scientism, whereas the COS promotes rationalism towards the unexplainable. Not all symbolists place aside the paranormal.
>including gods
This is a universally-shared position of almost every symbolist.
>Satan is a metaphor.
For symbolists, yes.

The problem with prioritizing symbolists is that theistic Satanism precedes symbolic utility by literal generations. Further, not a single scholastic book that I know of takes the claim of symbolists being the sole/primary form of Satanism seriously.

Here are said academic books suggested earlier: feel free to read through them.
https://www.sendspace.com/filegroup/vh6%2F1nb3Nz7Fg%2FN%2B1Z4cQXS%2Bmpd2MBCs

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>>17981062
I think the kind , loving Parr of you is one of the greatest gifts The Lord gives us. Don't throw it to waste

Touch yourself on planes and trains.

>>17978898
First off, you may want to do some research on spiritualism to figure out how to establish contact with a spirit. Too often, even people that profess to be Christians have absolutely no idea how to contact God, nor can they be confident they are actually communing with Him. Learn, first, through meditation, focus, and discipline how to establish a connection to a spirit. This is actually what prayer was originally for, before it became a trite repetition spoken before dinner for no real reason.

Next, and unfortunately one of the harder parts, is determining if you've actually contacted the right spirit. Demons, especially, like to impersonate other spirits in the hopes of getting you to give them something, like an offering, and they won't have to pay you back shit. This seems to be the case with most demons, so be warned. They're really a reflection of the human spirit... mostly greed. Always be wary of a spirit that promises to give you something without asking for more in return. They're usually just going to take your offering and split.

As for contacting Satan, specifically, I have no idea. His calling card may be a bit too steep of a price to pay even for conversation. I haven't researched him much. You may want to try contacting one of his lower lords, like Mephistopheles, who seems good natured.

I wouldn't restrict yourself, though. Research demonology, practice meditation, and learn to use your mind to listen intently. You'll find something really interesting, I assure you.

>>17980902
>>17980907
>>17980909
>>17980912
>>17980917
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>>17980935
did you come up with this or did you learn it somewhere else?

>>17978898
You realise that the vast amount of what is popularly called 'satanism' is new age bullshit cobbled together by angry teenagers in their mothers basements, aka LaVey, and then study your ass of to get a proper understanding of the Adversary so you can make up your own mind about how to worship him.

>>17981425
What is that font?

>>17978898
You dont, you sily cunt. Its a very bad idea. You may think it will be worth it but it wont.

>>17981175
There are more important things than the self, anon

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>>17978898
>>17979453

>>17982365
LOL NO!

>>17981149
And you're too much of a pussy to try and live your life with some sort of moral standard.

>>17980445
Denying it dosent mean its not here.Every time you put energy and hope into something, guess what? It goes somewhere, and may not want to give them energy

>>17981140
But he can't. Because he's a faggot.

>>17981149
Enjoy your short time on Earth doing what you want, and an eternity in Hell with no freedom anymore. You fool.

>>17982388
You shouldn't be damning others regardless of their belief.

>>17982392
>You shouldn't be damning others regardless of their belief.
If someone believes they're somehow superior because they embrace pure hedonism above all else, no I don't have to "tolerate" that shit.

And id you just use the "don't judge" argument?

>>17975067
>>17975067
>>17975067

>>17982413
>no I don't have to "tolerate" that shit.
Sure. It gives you a chance to work on your denying aspect of your being.
>use the "don't judge" argument?
Maybe, also don't identify.

>>17982374
>moral
>human
Pick one
You're a hypocrite. At least satanists know they aren't moral instead of being immoral and lying to themselves about it.

>>17982495
Are you implying a person can't lead a moral life? If so, that's pure bullshit.

Tons of different people call themselves satanists and they all mean different things by it. The only common thread is that they're all edgy and didn't like that their mom made them go to church when they were 14. Christians act like its a real thing as well, because it credits their narrative.

TL;DR
you are stupid

>>17978898
You alredy have m8 just watch your tv listen to your parents and live a "good" life.

>>17982392
I'm not damning them, i'm stating facts. Fail to heed them at your peril.

>>17982495
Nice projection there. I know it's hard for a sinful cunt like yourself to realize, but others actually like helping others, and leading a wholesome life as best they can.

>>17982452
So it's wrong to deny the disgusting, sinful aspects of my being? By the way, it's not "denial", it's "rejection." I now there is that savage side of me, but I reject following it.

>>17982593
See they "like" it. They are doing it only for themselves. They just try to trick themselves they aren't. All it is is a Back door into self satisfaction with a hint of denial. Stay in denial pleb

>>17982602
See, and there's where you're wrong. You only like doing something along those lines because you know it'll make others days, or sometimes even lives, better. Often, taking that road is arduous and unpleasant, but worth it for the reasons I mentioned.

Stay in denial, hedonist scum

>>17982601
>Know*

>>17982374
I have morals fagget. Just none based on a story book. I call them common sense or basic human decency. I take responsibility for my actions. The responsible must be held responsible.

>>17982388
Lol you're such a small minded fool. Its funny you think hell actually exists. Kinda cute really

>>17982365
I disagree

>>17981425
If you're 555, I'm 666. <3

>>17982785
If you had actual morals, you wouldn't embrace the mindless hedonism of Satanism.

>>17982830
And this is the fundamental difference between Satanism and other religions: The former essentially worships the self, and it's this narcissism that makes me despise it.

>>17982910
I don't. I have my own morals and philosophies. I took what I want from laveyan Satanism and applied it to my life. I'm me. That's the beauty of Satanism. Rationality, free thinking. I don't consider my self a Satanist, but I agree the satanic philosophy is a small part of me. I got way more respect for Satanists than prejudice, judgemental, ignorant ass Christians. Point blank. Fuck your beliefs fagget

>>17978898
I think I know that picture and I bet your name starts with a C

>>17982935
Mhm. I like how you don't actually explain what your said morals are at any point, yet claim to be "free thinking" and "rational". A rationalist would explain their line of thinking, why they believe it, and then put it up for others to question or criticize. What you're doing is acting like a teenage edgelord who "agrees with the satanic philosophy" because it lets you indulge your own continent-sized ego.

And by the way, it's spelled "faggot", you autofellatio -enthusiast. What, scared of the homoesexual mafia coming to get you for using words that are "like um totally homophobic"?

>>17980867
Thia made me laugh

>>17983040
Why explain my personal beliefs to a nobody on the internet? I'm just here to laugh at you

>>17983260
>implying you're any more important
At the very least I can see that i'm a nobody. And I'm here to laugh at you, and your bloated, narcissistic view of yourself.

Grow a neck beard so other satanists can identify you easier, then you can trade your incest hentai manga for Cheetos flavoured vape juice you fuck

>>17981497
Stop being so edgy you cunt.

>>17983580
You lack discipline, go learn life skills.

>>17983888
I'm in the process of doing so, actually. but that has nothing to do with our conversation.

>>17983922
It does, you see if you'd go learn life skills then you wouldn't be such an incompetent shit.

>>17983933
K

>>17979507
>good is better than evil, because evil is dumb

Exactly the amount of intellectual sophistication I've come to expect from the religious.

>>17979534

Finally, somebody not borderline retarded on 4chan!

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>>17980907

Please leave Loki out of your Abrahamic filth-fest. He has complained to me that it takes him forever to wash the shit-stains off after one of you guys touch him.

Thank you.

>>17982388

Santa Claus won't bring you any presents this year if you keep being such a big meanyhead.

>>17982413
>And id you just use the "don't judge" argument?

Jesus did. You must think he's a real dumbass, huh?

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>>17980536
>immunity cat is with you always

Always, anon!

>>17985840
It's a Spaceballs reference, calm down.

>>17985860
No, the exact line is "Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

He isn't saying "don't judge", he's saying practice what you preach.

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>>17980598
Smart people want to be on the winning side. I don't necessarily mean in the regular supernatural/pretend bullshit sense either. How many openly Satanist billionaires can you name? Politicians, businessmen, doctors, lawyers, etc? Because there's no shortage of nominally Christian, Jewish, and Muslim ones. You can get on TV and get people to send you shitloads of free, non-taxable "donations" just by mentioning Jesus, and claiming to heal folks, or that there's a massive conspiracy against you (and your viewers) whole belief system. Try getting on TV and invoking the name of Satan and see how many people send you cash for it. I bet you'd get more death threats than dollars.

That's the irony of Satanism, or at least the LaVeyan variety anyway. He really thought that it was going to be the rich and powerful that flocked to his Church. Instead metalheads have been the only group to take him halfway seriously. He fucking despised rock music in all forms too. Satanists aren't smart, they're just a different breed of stupid.

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ITT: High schoolers bicker at each other about nonsense and use the word fool in the cringiest way imaginable.

>>17979053
Atheism isn't satanism, prick

>>17987415
Atheist here. Don't be retarded. Athiestic Satanism is the most popular form of satanism.

It's a 'religion', but they don't believe in God, or Satan for that matter. They're atheists who use Satan imagery, the concept of Lucifer and Baphamet, as positive figures to represent their philosophy. Sometimes they do harmless lighthearted satan-related stuff just to piss of Christians.

However I don't think OP is referring to that kind of stuff anyway, because I'm pretty sure he's just an edgy faggot.

>>17987448
But I didn't say atheistic satanism, I said atheism. Atheists just live their life man. It's not really a religion, it's just a title. And while op may be a faggot he isn't the one who said atheism is str8 up satanism

>>17987457
How does "satanism ranges from panthiestic to atheistic' translate to 'atheism is straight up satanism'?

>>17980536
I LOVE YOU TERRACHAN!

>>17978898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CgSLC7smM


Play Dungeons and Dragons apparently ?

>>17978898
Invite your friends over for movie night
Tell them you're going to watch Boondock Saints and Reservoir Dogs

Then, instead watch Garfield: A Tale of two Kitties
Twice.

>>17979188
giggles/10

>>17978918
/thread

>>17978898
>Stoicism.

>>17978918
Signed

>>17978898
You don't

>>17987477
I don't see how it doesn't

>>17978898
Satanists plagiarizes Christianity, especially Catholicism. Why concern yourself with the copycat, just go to the source Christianity that has a better understanding of Satan.

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>>17985959
>Mel Brooks movie

Good Goy. That's what your Israelite masters want. For you to um... like laugh, have a good time, and enjoy yourself.

>>17989054
>Catholocism
>Christianity

Pick one. Satanism doesn't "plagiarize" Catholicism, it is literally Catholicism. You cathylick faggots aren't fooling anyone with your paganism and blasphemy, especially not Jesus.

>>17988018
Thanks for the video. I grew up during the 80s and 90s. I've always been fascinated with the whole satanic panic batshit. I didn't play D&D but I was into metal, which was the other favorite target of the religious kooks. Punk too, but most of the time they they didn't even know enough about either to know that they weren't the same thing.

What's really funny is that some of the more out of touch fundies today don't realize the Satanic Panic is a relic of the past. They still prattle on and on about this shit as if anyone cares anymore.

>>17978898
dont its not real
its like christianity

>>17989691
Jesus would like to have a word with you.

>>17989694
if he is who he says he is, he's got my fucking number, tell him to text me, better yet tell him to kik me.

>>17989555
Bastards, the very idea!