The Greentext Out of Space

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>Be me
>Be a farmer
>Weird meteorite lands on neighbors land
>It never cools off
>But it keeps shrinking
>Releases these balls of color
>I can't even describe the color
>Never find out what it was

>Next season
>Neighbors crops start growing really big
>But you can't eat them
>Soil must be poisoned by meteorite
>Trees and shit nearby start looking weird
>Animals too
>Plants around his property glow in the dark
>His wife goes mad
>He locks her in the attic

>Strange shit starts eroding into grey dust
>Well water gets contaminated by this shit
>His son goes crazy too
>Livestock turns grey
>Can't eat them

>His crazy son dies
>His other son disappears while getting water
>Probably gtfo
>His other other son also probably gtfo

>Go to his house
>Shit got real
>Shoot his wife out of mercy
>Nope myself out of their
>House starts falling apart
>Farmer dies

>Come back later with some other people
>They're looking at the farmer's corpse
>Find two of his sons at the bottom of the well
>Some other animals too

>Start talking about what happened
>Weird color starts coming out the well
>Nope
>Nope
>Nope

>Color starts getting over everything
>It shoots into the sky
>Some of it comes back
>Nope
>Everybody gtfo

>Nothing left but grey dust and a dead horse
>They eventually turn it into a reservoir
>I ain't drinking that shit
>Surveyor from Boston wants to start asking questions
>mfw