Is it possible to sell my soul? How much is it worth? How long

>>17977588
>How much is it worth?
$12

>>17977589
Shit, I couldn't even get some good dope

Its whatever worth you put on it.if you dont have to think twice about selling it it obviously isnt worth too much.

>>17977613
I'm just interested in the topic

>>17977588
It's a worthless pile of shit op

I'll take it off your hands as a favor , say 5 bucks ?

sell it to meh

I wanna sell my soul to God.
How do I do this?
selling your soul to the devil is so cliche

>>17977705
you have to do it by living a life of prayer and dedication to God

Tree fitty!

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>>17977588
Create a Niche Ebay site. Make millions selling other souls on commission. You're Welcome.

>>17977588
Lol, only Solomon or Satan would post this, and they've sold their souls thousands of years ago. Who actually wants to turn into a tentacle monster and go to Hell?

>>17977588
According to myth. You meet at a crossroads I'm the 'middle of nowhere' at midnight. Satan will allegedly come to negotiate a deal.
I wouldn't advise it. Satan's sort of a shady guy.

whos the asshole sneaking in the house every night and smugging up my glasses, I think its satan.

>>17977850
How bout you stop spamming you faggot?

>>17977858
What the fuck are you on about?

>>17977960
>According to myth. You meet at a crossroads I'm the 'middle of nowhere' at midnight. Satan will allegedly come to negotiate a deal.

To be more accurate, go to a crossroads(with no humans around, ideally) and practice whatever skill you hope to perfect from midnight until dawn.
Do so daily, for a week (IIRC), on the last day, a man will turn up that'll ask to take a turn at whatever you're doing. Let him.
Bam. Done.

Also, bring some sweets and rum in case of black hounds. Just throw them away from you if they turn up.

>>17977588
bout tree fiddy

>>17977757
Thank you

Why do people even reply to these still?

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>>17978015
well that sounds ambiguous and misleading
what if your hobby is trainspotting and the rarest trains all come between midnight and 6 in the morning?
some guy comes up to you and asks to spot some trains and you're supposed to know that by letting him you're selling your soul?
and what do you get in return? the ability to know the exact time that rare trains come by?

>mfw the captcha was trains

>>17977705
The greatest trick that the devil pulled wasn't that he didn't exist. It was that he and God were on different sides.