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What's the best way to summon a demon? 2016-07-28 03:53:03 Post No.
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/x/, I'd like to know the best way to summon a demon, and what's the best way to trade my soul for a wish of my choice.
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theres a >>/sum/ thread here on /x/ you should check it out. they have a sticky that shows you how to do it.
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>>17964863
Thanks anon
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>>17964856
By drinking bleach and masturbating at a bus stop
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>>17964856
Soo... you want to trade your eternal priceless soul given to you by God for a wish from a demon...? Eternal = never ending dude i think you should think about this...
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>>17964856
http://www.esotericarchives.com/solomon/goetia.htm
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Absolutely the best way to summon a demon -- no questions asked.
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>>17964856
1. Pick a life size mirror.
2. Masturbate furiously 7 times (no break) while looking intensely in your eyes.
3. Drink half the cum, and with the other half, coat a 10 inch dildo.
4. Insert cum lubed dildo in your anus, while never breaking eye contact.
5. Slit a cats throat and cover yourself in its blood while howling "satan i summon you".
6. Orgasm hands free from the dildo.
7. Profit. At this moment all your wishes will come true.
P. S. Dont forget to eat the cat raw for permanent effects.
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When are cassettes and VHS getting back into mainstream?
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