Horror Stories

How about yiut start?

>>17962664
Fucking typo

Top-secret clown business?

I once saw a ghost, do you guys wanna hear it?

>>17961795
Tutti fucking frutti!

>>17963026
THERE IS NO FUCKIN' ICECREAM IN YOUR FUCKIN' FUTURES.

>>17961795
Okay horror story inc
>be pirate
>wake up on desert island
>not alone, with stunning blonde
>ohyeah.jpeg
>now i only need some rum
>notice smoke
>blonde burning crates of rum to signal rescue
>mfw the rum's gone
>why's the rum gone?

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>>17963648
>here a strange noise
>sounds like a bird
>p-pump a....
>I get closer
>pump a pump a rum
>the bird keeps making this noise for serval minutes
>I walk over and give it a piece of shiney
>THAT NO PICKLE PEE
He was never heard from again

The end

>Be home alone
>Here a distinct knock from the inside of my closet
never

>>17964719
G&88ii8u'

>be home alone
>playing tha vidya
>look at door behind me
>see spoopy black man
>da spoopy man disappears quickly
>playing da vidya again

I bet some of u know dose spoopy black men

>getting dressed
>walk over to closet
>open door
>A FUCKING SKELETON POPS OUT
>run like a bitch
>call cops
>cops inform national guard
>jets from Buckley AFB bomb the fuck out off my house
>skeleton is no more

fucking close call, brah.

>>17967473
>skeleton
>Bested by conventional explosives

I have bad new for you....

>>17962985
Do tell anon