VERY STRANGE creature named "Fairy" !!!

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>DNA examined with X rays

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>>17958759
>highly scientific tests
>goes on to quote bible verses

>>17958763

But that's literally the way DNA's structure was discovered, you dipshit.

>>17958763
how else will you examine the skeletal structure of the DNA?
>fairies and unicorn: 10
>common sense: -0

>>17958759
>This creature was found in Mexico
Stopped reading

>>17958759
Why do the majority of "supernatural findings" always occur in third world countries?

Revelation:9 New International Version (NIV)

[9] The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss.
2/ When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace.
The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss.
3/ And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth.
4/ They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads.
5/ They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes.
6/ During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

7/The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces.
8/ Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9 They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle.
10/ They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months.
11/ They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).

12/ The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come.

>>17958759
>be bible writer
>get high one day
>pink unicorn starts trying to cause shit so I throw a locust at it
>turns out locust was fairy wtf
>taken to court, King super pissed
>write it into bible
>2k years later my balls out trip is highly scientific
Mfw

>>17958777
I don't believe in anything that comes out of Mexico, Middle East, Africa and Murica. Hell even Russians and Chinks are more reliable than them.

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>>17958777
what? don't you believe in Maussan and all his convincing made up bullshit?

>>17958786
Watch this video,"The FAIRY-Excerpt from WATCHERS 10" and think about it for yourself:

https://vimeo.com/175493756

>>17958759
>DNA examined with X rays
>and many other highly scientific tests done to prove that it's real.
Sounds like complete bullshit. source?

>>17958794
you will get your 'reward' don't you worry

>>17958769
>>17958763
DNA's double helical structure was discovered using X-rays, but there is no real modern reason anybody would need a DNA XRD pattern.

I can't think of a modern DNA sequencing method that uses x-rays.

>>17958808
Let me try enlighten you on the highly scientific method used.

>have thing
>don't know if thing is there
Idea.jpg
>X-ray thing
>X-ray confirms: thing is there

Now for the real science part:
>thing looks like bug
>bugs have DNA
>if it looks like a bug, it has DNA

There you go, DNA X-ray examination

>>17958759
Mixing "science" with religion
smart tactic anon
remember to throw in a few compliments as well
people will believe anything as long as its a compliment

>>17958759
It is a vampire baby

>>17958818
OP here,
Are you really stupid or you just pretending to be stupid?
Read this,below:

>>17958759
>Many have pointed out that the mysterious creature has some similarities to the “locusts” that are described in Revelation chapter 9:

key words are "creature has some similarities"

Let's see if this will help you to be more intelligent.

BTW, you are great,thanks for posting in my thread :)

>>17958759
That exact bottle can be purchased at Michaels Arts and Crafts.
Tricked again, /x/.

>>17958808
>modern
How long ago was this construct made? Erm...discovered? Maybe that's all they had at the time.

And yes, that is a vote for "hoax." If they didn't have modern DNA sequencing, it would have been harder to debunk, hence people still wondering about it.

>>17958832
You are one dense motherfucker. You are the one mixing religion with science. Hurr durr the creature looks similiar totally not a coincidence. Why dont you be more intelligent.

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a bee?

>>17959018
Because science/religion can't intermingle

what is /x/ even

is it science? is it religion?

It can't be BOTH?

omg

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>>17958759
>many other highly scientific tests done to prove that it's real

>>17958832
It would seem you have no grasp on what a locust is...
they are not fucking mexican fairies you cretin they are like grasshoppers and mantises

>>17958759
Looks like a decomposed bat to me

someone fucked a bat up and freeze dried it

>>17959352
yup bat ears, bat wings, the tail is one of the bat wing bits.

Everything points to a bat, whether fucked around with or not. No idea why everyone saw a bat and thought fairy, I take that back this is /x/

They rode locusts around that had human faces and armour? Hello?

>>17959364
Bats don't look anthropomorphic you fucking shill.

>>17959352
>>17959350
>>17959364

/x/ doesn't move this fast

>>17958759
it was proven to be real, but, more puzzling was that it was human DNA. that's a tiny miscarried mutant that somehow stayed alive for days if at all before succumbing to it's condition.
sad really, since the age is

and that whole scorpion thing... no. besides, it's merely a fragment of associated myths, look at the myth of the girtablilu or the egyptian king scorpion, cult of serkhet, sumerian Ludlul-Bel-Nimeqi, etc.

lmao nice bat carcass

>>17958805

Keep dreaming.

>>17958759
>We have some DNA to test
>but the TSA took it :(
>Oh wait he have it
>NVM it was in formaldehyde :(

Lol ok

>>17959397
we are /x/
we share one brain.
desu desu senpai

>>17958759
>unironically linked to bases Mausan

>>17959018
I'm sure your ass is jealous of your mouth since more shit is coming from your mouth than from your ass.

You are really that stupid that you can not see two separate paragraphs that don't include each other.
You are dense moronic imbecile.
Don't bother answering,my mind about you is made up.
I'm not responding any more to your stupidity.

>>17958759
regardless if this creature is fake or real the important part is the description in the Book of Revelation what kind of creature we should be expecting to visit this Planet and what it will do.
>>17958781

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>>17958759
>>17958781
I think that this Mexican creature is not yet the one that Bible talks about.
I think that the coded info is hidden in verse 2/ and 3/ of this post:
>>17958781
>[9] The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss.
>2/ When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace.
>The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss.
>3/ And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth.

That would indicate that the grasshopper creature like is not on the Earth yet.
And the "smoke from gigantic furnace", is that a volcano eruption ? Sounds like it.
And how grasshopper like creature can emerge from a volcano,(assuming that 'smoke' is from a volcano).

Quite strange.

>>17958759

Naturally mummified bat.

>get a grip, man.

>>17958780
That's where the only people dumb enough to believe in this shit live.

>>17958794
Greetings reddit

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>>17959391
o rly?

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>>17958759
> found in Mexico

>>17958759
this shit is fucking old bruh

>>17963433
im with this. confirmed for bat.

>>17963433
Yep probably a bat.

I'm a fundamentalist Christian but this is most certainly not what is spoken of in Revelation.

>>17958781>>17962907

>>17963723

>>17963723
>I'm a fundamentalist Christian but this is most certainly not what is spoken of in Revelation.

>>17958794
Edgy

>>17959391
Bats are anthropods.

>>17958759
This is not a bat.

>>17958759
1. Catch all the fairies.
2. Make a live hotglue thread.
3.????
4. Profit

>>17966503
No its a bad that's been fucked around with

>>17958759
But where's Black Maria? The pixie race is useless without a dictator to guide them.