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Its that time again, guys! Only have a few hours today, though.

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Its that time again, guys! Only have a few hours today, though. Im a Reiki master. Ask me anything.

FAQ: what is Reiki?

A form of evergy healing similar to shamanic healing or laying of hands of other belief systems. basically channeling positive universe energy into the client to balance/repair issues.

how does it feel to swindle,lie,cheat,rape, molest, make ill gains, etc etc using Reiki?

Yes, someone, usually several people always ask something along those lines. i dont charge for reiki or do those things, so feels great!

ask away ;)
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What is Reiki?
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>>17955857
Reiki is the name of my cat. he is a 7 year old american wirehair. I am his master. Thank you for participating in my thread.
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do u have to physically touch someone to use reiki? can u do it with simply a name? im experiencing a rise in temperature n fatigue. can u fix that?
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>>17955932
no, ive done Reiki on /x/ several times with much confirmed success. I dont need a name or anything. i explained in an old thread that i use a persons post number to connect to them. I dont need to know anything about you, as i dont really do anyhting but set an intention. I think "heal the guy who wrote this" and move my hands around, and the higher power(s) find everything form there. and yeah, ill do a quick session on you soon. no guarantee youll feel a difference right away, but i can guarantee ill do something =P
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Hey Reiki bro!

I got some shoulder troubles on my left shoulder and its kinda affecting my left back shoulder blade as well. Could you send me some positive vibes because it's giving me some trouble. Help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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>>17956036
sure, shoulder bro. ill hit you up soon once i reiki fatigue bro.
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Thanks!
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>>17955734
I had sex with a "Reiki master" once, he was kinda old but W/e
That's all I know about it
Tell us more
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>>17956061
youd know better than me. I've never had sex with a reiki master.
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>>17955734
can you fix my hang over
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>>17955734
Reiki, can you send some positive energy to my life? I really need to get my shit together
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Can you send some healing energy? I've had some issues that I'm hoping are just really bad allergies. Thanks!
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>>17955932
hey, anyhting you can tell me about the temp change or fatigue? all of your chakras seemed to be working at a very low energy, which of course could be just fatigue, but in most cases ive seen similar, theres been a severe and often chronic depression going on as well. Are things going okay for you?

>>17956036
cool pictures. most seemed about normal, except your heart and your throat seemed a little weaker than normal. any emotional or communication based problems happening lately? possibly anyhting related to your shoulder? also, you're a lefty, right?
you had lefty energy.
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>>17956077
>>17956078
>>17956098
running out of time for now, but ill try to makeit on later tonight to get you. no guarantee, but likely around 10 or later ill leave a response.
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Reiki bro. My teeth are killing me can you send some positive energy my way?
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>>17956125
i can get you later tonight as well. for now, just make sure you have a friend or another set of eyes to help you keep a lookout. also maybe call the police to let them know your teeth have made threats, or maybe try to get a restraining order against them?
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>>17956071
Well, I guess he "balanced" my innards
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>>17956132
I tried getting a restraining order but they don't care they just keep showing up.
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>>17955734
Hey Reiki master can you pls send me some of them positive vibes? I've had some bad fatigue and brain fog and any help would be appreciated :)
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Can you see if my kundalini is active, and/or activate it?
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>>17956138
did he, though? how could you tell?

>>17956160
damn those guys. I bet if they werent white the cops would be all over em.

>>17956173
later, as with the others.

>>17956185
desu, i dont think i can. my kundalini training is rather limited.
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>>17956194
desu desu desu

lol word filters.
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>>17956194
'cause it felt good
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>>17955734
How many licks does it take 'till you get to the center of the?
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>>17956111

I'm having emotional/communication based problems with a grill and with my family but that is about it. Also, I'm a righty, my shoulder is feeling a bit weak because of overexertion at the gym I think.
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>>17956215
oh. and can you think of anything that feels good, but doesnt balance you?

>>17956222
one if you do it right. the trick is to hold out your tongue and drool a lot.

>>17956225
hmm. most rightys have their energy move counterclockwise. yours moved clockwise, like a lefty, but did feel a little... indecisive i guess? mayhaps it changed to aid the shoulder strain.
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>>17956234
Could be. I'm really focusing on it lol. I'm also really indecisive in life in general. Thanks for the small session!
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>>17955734
Why is my vagina smelly?
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Absolute fucking bullshit this thread.
My mother devoted 15 years of her life studying reiki and other holistic healings. I don't believe in any of it but if you really believe some faggot who googled everything he thinks he knows says that he can send positive energy through the Internet has no idea what reiki is in both an art form and a healing technique. Fuck off with your role play.
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>>17956247
no probs. i hope it helps!

>>17956250
im guessing poor diet and education.

>>17956283
lol thanks. you know reiki would do wonders on that butthurt. looks pretty severe.
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>>17956301
A social life would do well for that delusion of grandeur.
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>>17955734
Test
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>>17955734
How long have you practiced Reiki?
Where did you learn Reiki?
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>>17956301
OP Master of Reiki, why am i addicted to man-yogurt?
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ITT 30-50 year old housewives try to heal each other with good vibes.

> falling for the Riki meme
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>>17955734
Man that broccoli soup looks good.
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>>17956562
yeah, it probably would. give it a try, eh?

>>17956565
did you pass?

Ive practiced on and off about 3 years now. I learned first from another practitioner at a holistic healing center, then picked things up from other people and books and videos and such.

>>17956590
wait wait. do you mean like penis juice, or Brogurt? For those who dont know what Brogurt is, its yogurt made with flavors for men, like salisbury steak or pork and beans. The bacon and cheese Brogurt is addictive as fuuuuuck!

>>17956617
so are you 30-50, lady? thank you for the loving energy, miss!

>>17956640
haha, thanks! I always get compliments on my soup.

>>17956647
pic related
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>>17956574
missed your tag in the last post. thank you for your question.
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>>17956775
What location though?

I met some cool people down in Sedona, Arizona who taught me Reiki while I was there.

Very nice place with very nice people. Went to a few holistic centers.
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>>17956792
America's penis. Near the tip. Likely nicer people in your area =P
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>>17955734
I could use some healing. :(
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>>17956078
Same as this guy and really i feel depressed. Gtta try everything i guess, miracle worker. Also, good vibes for my beagle
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>>17956775
Sausage juice, I'm afraid
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>>17956888
>>17956912
ill get you guys and the others above you a little later on. That'll be it for healings today, though.

>>17956916
what makes you feel like youre addicted? can you describe in detail you average week as far as cocks are concerned?
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>>17956946
At least 2 every week, I don't really know why I do this, but it's just... satisfying... And i can't stop... It's hard to describe.
Is it possible to suppress this? I think it's ruining my life, desu.
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>>17956980
what aspects of your life is it ruining? what do you do with this sausage juice? think for a while and see if you can find the true addiction. its likely something more like company or sucking dick than actual man juice.
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>>17957031
I think it's because I feel "loved", their company makes me feel happy. But deep inside I just want them inside me, and to be treated like trash.

And it's ruining my life because
had a bf, who was very nice to me, like a Prince.

But guess i can't change the way i am, so I cheated on him (multiple times) (Just to see his reaction)
What's wrong with me?
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>>17957089
self esteem is your problem. id say get a gender change and play with your own cock so no one else gets hurt.
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>>17956077
>>17956078
>>17956098
>>17956125
>>17956173
>>17956888
>>17956912
depression and such is flaring up, so my energy is limited. i grouped you all into one session for tonight. come back tomorrow (ill start a thread with more soup sometime after noon) and ill give you guys the whole feedback dealie.
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>>17957097
It'll be expensive, but... If the Reiki Master says so, then...
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>>17957111
have it done in central america. save money, plus latin cock is the best cock.
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>>17957111
By the way, is that even possible?

(Grow a penis, that ejaculates)
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I have a few questions?

1. Does being a reiki master have any cons?

2. What do you do in you free time?

3. When did you become a reiki master? Or were you born with this knowledge?

Thank you!
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>>17957117
you dare doubt my reiki powers?!?! what the hell are you in here for if youre not going to be my obedient mind slave?
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>>17957122
I'm sorry, Master. I was just asking!

Plus

I like my physique, can i just get the penis and keep my body?
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>>17957120
1. totes. everything does. one of the biggest for me is anyone sick or troubled i get the thought "maybe if i had done something instead of being a lazy asshole and playing league all day, my dad wouldnt have cancer" and stuff like that. power/responsibility and all that.

2. varies, but lately i was in a pretty suppressing living situation and fell out of many profuctive activities to rely on lol and youtube and other escapisms. Trying to get back into the active/productive/spiritual mindset. When im doing stuff, i like spiritual stuff, flow props, nature, and i do crafty stuff with logs/clay/powertools/etc. just last week i made a forge and smithed around with some railroad spikes. its a cool feeling.

3. everyone was born with this knowledge, but like any talent, without practice it rarely goes very far. every child who bumps his knee will instinctively put his hand on the wound and change his breathing to moderate the pain. this is essentially free form reiki. I became a master abou 3 years ago. its the title for my level of training, not to say im particularly awesome at it or anything. I actually have a pretty good gift for throwing around energy, but when it comes to sensing/visualizing stuff im more like a novice.
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>>17955734
Can I learn reiki without paying an instructor several thousand dollars? I don't doubt reiki but I've learned that a good practitioner does not charge for their information.
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>>17957134
oh, so now its all about what you want, huh?
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>>17957152
so anyone who charges is bad at it? I'd suggest you unlearn that info. Money is energy, like any other. Nothing wrong with energy exchange. selling energy is not greed unless excessive. I spent about $250 in total for my courses/attunement. it easy to find for free if youre good at making friends.
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>>17957153
I'm sorry Master.
Your wish is my command!
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>>17957179
hot. come back when you get a dick.
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>>17957158
It's not that they're bad at reiki if they charge for it, but they don't have the right mindset. How can I trust someone who claims they can heal people, but isn't willing to help those who don't pay them?

If they have to do it because that's how they make their living, or there is too big of a demand, that is understandable but I still do not wish to support it.

Information should be free. We will never progress as a species if we hold things for ourselves, especially things that are this important.
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>>17957192
add that mentality to every other profession ever. food should be given free to the hungy. medicine to the sick. love to the lonely. sex to the horny. vidya to the bored. We can all do good, and we all ask for something in turn.
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>>17957192
im curious now. what is it that you do for a living? tomorrow is my last day trading coffee for money dollars.
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>>17957199
And in a ideal world, those would be offered. But we will never achieve this ideal world if you withhold things you can give and lose nothing from.

>>17957204
I am, unfortunately, a cashier. I don't think that relates to what you're saying though, as I'm not the creator of what I sell nor am I able to give it away for free. I would if I could, though.
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>>17957220
oh, it totally rellates. you trade time/work for money to those who need your services. getting money form your boss or anyone/thing else is the same principle. you could be cashiering for free. or in that case, find a job you love for free. if thats your rate i have several jobs you can do for me. ill even throw in some reiki. i get your anti money mindset, but i feel youre missing the part that money isnt good or evil. just another thing like time or skill or a roof over your head that some people have in abundance and others have in short supply. i was once very anti-money. i was working on an exotic animal farm and thought "these people are cool and i like my job (this was around the time i became a reiki master) so i dont want to take money form them." I asked my boss to pay me a 4th of what he had been paying me and still worked the same hours. a nice gesture, but a horrible decision. i suffered, my friends and family who ended up supporting my extreme poverty suffered, and though my boss might have gained a little from it, totally not worth it.
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>>17957220
Master just give me my Penis already! with the power of Reiki, of course.
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>>17957220
akso that losing nothing thing is way off. as i said before, when depressed i have less energy to reiki with. it can be very draining. especially when working on a particularly stubborn illness. everyhting has a cost, be it time, thoughts, effort, that could be spent in another way.
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>>17957258
sorry, im bored with you. have a good night.
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>>17957251
That's a great point.

>>17957258
if you want a penis so bad you can have mine
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>>17957263
thanks. i still struggle with money, but i dont push it away anymore. i do plenty of reiki for free, but my "free reiki" sign has a "donations appreciated" tag at the bottom. Ive only charged for reiki a few times, but once im fully established id love to make a living off spreading light and love and such.
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goodnight all. i must away. be back tomorra.
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>>17955734
Can i have the recipe for that broccoli soup?
It looks delicious!
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>>17957262
M-master, why have you forsaken me?!
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hi all. seems my thread is still up. a small change in plans. Ill be here for several hours and converse as i have been, but there will be no healings today. i had a fever of 101 this morning, so im taking it easy. Once i feel better, ill hit up whoever wants a little something later in the week. ill keep up the soup trend in any new threads.

>>17958354
it does look good, but sadly, no recipe =(.

>>17958403
i told you, i got bored of you. i guess i can humor you a little more today, though.
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>>17958354
>>>/ck/
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slow thread is slow. Any other healers out there?
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>>17958753
Nope.
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>>17958754
are you sure?
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Reiki master please I need your healing!

I feel burdened inside and cant think clearly and im having headaches while feeling down
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>>17958779
my healing energies are on the shelf for today, but come back when im feeling better and ill get you. whats burdening you? im going through something similar due to moving out of the house id been living it and trying to get reestablished.
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>>17958785
Master Reiki, I'm not from the US, just in case, but I believe that my burden is sadness and pain, my life has been hard to deal with mentally and spiritually, I feel alone, yet with people beside me, sometimes I feel empty, or I feel anger to those who messed with me.

And yes, I've been in like 4 houses already (divorced parents), so I feel shaken, and well being the oldest son everyone is like throwing their stuff at me and I have to be the one solving t or else shit goes down, speaking of moods and vibrations. I kinda get no rest. I can't sleep well.
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>>17958654
I'll never get bored of you, Master.
hope you recover soon.
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Buckle up lads
its the samefagging reiki dude time
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>>17958801
i feel for you, man. a lot of that sounds familiar, minus the anger. i have some mental/social issues like ADD and anxieties that often make me feel like an outcast even to those closest to me. i wish you the best, and i can reiki you likely tomorrow, so come look for me. for now ill say be sure to make time for the little healthy bits everyone should do. sunlight, exercise, good diet, etc. Itl help tremendously with mood and insomnia. ATM im not in the best place and ive been lacking on several those, but when i have them on point the improvements are fast and obvious.

>>17958813
thanks, i appreciate that.

>>17958825
youre right. All of these posts are me. even yours. I have 97 computers in my room and just switch form machine to machine pretending to be different people.
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>>17958844
Thanks Reiki master, I hope that by tomorrow morning or afternoon I can catch your thread, dont forget about me.
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>>17958844
Its possible
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>>17958895
will do, bro. i hope you feel better.

>>17958916
yes. well done.
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>>17958923
Hmm ?
can i put reiki in my mouth or my butthole ?
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>>17958945
I want to know too, for my research.
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>>17958945
>>17958953
no. its more like a verb. like fuck. you can fuck your mouth or butthole, but you cant put fuck in your mouth or butthole. that doesnt make sense. reiki is similar.
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>>17956234
>Move their energy clockwise

If your dominant in one hand chances are that shoulder will be under more strain fuck off all you cunts are the same
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>>17958988
wtf are you even trying to say here? his non dominant shoulder was the one giving giving him trouble. excuse me while i lol at you.
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>>17959187
cmon, you can be more creative than that.
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>>17959194
Are you feeling better?
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>>17959380
naw, a little worse, thanks. exhausted and sore. I get off work soon though so yay!
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>>17959394
Oh, sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon, and... Just don't push yourself too hard at work, ok?
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>>17959432
thanks, its an easy job. i been on 4chan all day. this fever is just making all my joints feel worn down.
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>>17959455
If you say so...

I'll be waiting for you
Take care, Master.
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>>17955734
Reiki, the day before yesterdat I stubbed my Toe nd it bled a bit and hurt like hell, it still hurts. If you could send soe healing or vibes I´d really appreciate it. thanks
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>>17956250

Have you ever heard of soap?

If so, have you ever tried it?
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>>17960342
Believe it or not, soap doesn't help, at all.
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>>17959803
Possibly tomorrow. Im still pretty sick myself.

>>17960342
>>17960361
Some soaps and lotions and scented tissues actually cause a vagina to smell worse. I think they change the ph and allow bacteria to breed. If this a serious post, lol, but also, ptell me more about this problem. When it started, hygene, sex life, etc.
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Jesus fucking christ i forgot how annoying posting on my phone is.
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hey all. feeling much better, but still not 100%. ill likely do a few sessions later tonight. Looks like that smelly vagina person may have solved their problem. hows everyone else doing?
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>>17955734

What does your Reiki tell you about me Master.
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>>17955734
Is that broccoli cheese soup or something? Looks good.

There was a reiki group in my area and they had "advanced retreats" where they'd basically go up into the woods and do a bunch of drugs. The leader guy was big into selling adderall in college. Seemed harmless though.
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>>17962972
aww i was hoping for a jump scare. not too much. what can you tell me about you?

>>17962979
indeed it is, though sadly i never ate that particular soup. that sounds pretty awesome. Id love to go. drugs are great, but I hope they use more potent stuff than aderall on their retreats. At least MDMA or something. Preferrably natural stuff like shrooms or ayahuasca, tho. and weed obv.
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>>17963008
Yeah, they were apparently big into LSD. I had to investigate the guy once and one of my coworkers joined the reiki group. It's all private investigation so no legal action or anything, just a client curious why his formerly fundamental christian wife was suddenly big into "the universe, man." She was also banging the Reiki master so that was a plus.
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settling down for the night. anyone around?

>>17963013
dang. i feel bad for the husband, but the wife sounds more free. was he banging any of the others as well? did the investigation end well?
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>>17962960
Master, i need your help, I'm not feeling so good tonight
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>>17964721
whats wrong?
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>>17964891
yes. i am retarded. good guess, shitface. now kindly fuck off you stupid troll dickbag.
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>>17964721
sorry about that guy, baby. some people are just so rude.
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>>17955734
1 What is your sign and rising sign?
2 How has reiki affected your life?
3 What else do you combine with Reiki?Knowledge or practical wise.
4 Have you thought about becoming a chiropractor?
5 How does someone's post number help you direct energy like that?
6 Who brought you to Reiki?
7 What kind of christian are you?
8 Do you pray to Madre de Jesus?
9 How do you dream and how often?
10 What does being spiritual mean to you?
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>>17955734
Always been able to produce energy myself aswell as give it to others.
Never had conscious contact with anything calles "Reiki". I am only aware of what is said about it.

What about that?
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So I've hear this from a two reiki people and dunno what to make of it. Every time they laid hands on me they suddenly grew ill or nauseous. A third person said I have a stupidly strong aura of green/gold.

My fiance is slightly sensitive and has said the same thing about my aura and when we did this energy transfer thing where I focused my energy into him he grew nauseous as well...

Is something wrong with me?
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>>17964905
Guy? No, Master.
I have fever, my articulations hurt, and my back is killing me
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>>17965990
1 cancer, and virgo, i think. rising and ascending are the same sign, right?
2 positively overall. most negative has to do with people thinking im a weirdo, so nothing new there.
3 i was very into martial arts, mainly aikido and ninjutsu. also yoga and other meditations, and massage and accupressure and other healing schools. all of those things come into play as far as anatomy/healing/intuition, etc. after reiki, my interest in magiks and divination and such progressed into practice.
5 anyhting does, really. but since the post number is what i click to reply it what i look at to differentiate one of you form another. i just think "heal that guy" and when i start healing, the higher powers find the "guy" i intended on healing.
6 Always had an interest and was looking to get into some kind of healing i could get certified in. massage and all those were out of my budget. shamanism is extremely appealing to me, but i didnt think i was ready for it. Reiki was affordable, came naturally to me, and was a pretty great introduction to non-physical energy work.
7 uhh. im a fan or the crystalline evolution but but not crazy about some of the dogma and older scriptures?
8 not really. i kind of go to their middle men, first. i mean its only polite to go through the lower level beings like angels and such who are here to help us out. its like denying a homeless guy a dollar to clean your windshield and demanding that your own father do it.
9 Dont remember them often. Only rarely lucid of late. sometimes nightmares while im awake tho =X. depression sucks.
10 Acknowledgement of some kind of connection between seemingly unconnected things.
thanks for asking, some of those made me think.
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>>17966055
Sounds cool. Did you see my earlier post about how everyone naturally energy heals? everyone can throw a punch. if you dont do it often, you call it a punch. if you do it often, you call it kung fu, aikido, mma, or w/e you practice. you use energy, i use reiki. neither says anything about which individual heals/punches better, tho.

>>17966062
Do those colors mean anything to you? Are you nauseous often? before i answer, id like to hear your opinion. is something wrong with you?

>>17966236
sounds like me two days ago. got ibuprofen?
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>>17966692
No I didn't see your earlier post. I'm at work atm.

I "practice" energy work with nearly everything I do.
And the force is growing daily.

Good times.

I have observed a strong healing effect especially on people from mental hospitals.

They always tell me how free they feel after hanging out with me. I like that even though often I don't do it consciously. Still the healing effect is there.

Maybe I'll be on later.
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>>17966759
do you work in a healing kind of field?
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>>17966692
I'm going to ze doctor in a couple of hours, thanks Master.
By the way, are you feeling better now?
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>>17966818
yeah, just a throat thing now. good luck.
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>>17966841
Bumping
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>>17966062

I'm not nauseous at all usually ever. Those colors just seem regal or otherwise sort of ivory toweresque.
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>>17967702
>>17966692
Meant to respond to this one.
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>>17955734
If you can do a session on me when time allows, I beg of you, I have severel large open wounds on each leg (lower leg) due to a nasty infection and subsequent surgery. The wounds are healing to some degree, but there are still places that have necrotizing tissue. I am still under professional medical care, but I firmly believe that some holistic good universal energy washing over my wounded legs to do nothing but help.

I'll continue to monitor this thread for your answer to my request and any further instructions from you may have for me. God bless
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>>17967688
;)

>>17967702
the main association my mind made about those two colors right off the bat was money. they both mean a lot of other stuff too, but nothing i can think of thats nauseating. so is something wrong with you? anything? any criticism you get often?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki

>Clinical research has not shown Reiki to be effective as a medical treatment for any medical condition.

Stop believing in nonsense.
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>>17967744
dang, i hope you recover fast. Im not feeling my best and have a mission or two ahead of me tonight, so i wont do a whole session/reading thing for now. I will send you some energy here and there in my downtime, though. just wont be as focused or sensory as usual.
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>>17967753

No. I'm literally the most chill guy you'll ever meet, or rather that's the only remarkable thing people consistently say about me. "God damn your so chill all the time."

If it's any "direction" or "context" as to the type of person I am, I'm a freelance programmer that enjoys sitting on a porch for hours in quiet. Literally just a chill guy.

Either way, thanks for trying.
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>>17967756
ok. i will. thanks, wiki. thanks, obama.
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>>17967791
i didnt realize i tried something. you sit there alone? think/meditate? you mentioned a boyfriend, right? he never criticized?
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>>17966772
I am back.

No I don't. Atleast not for money.
I work regular jobs at the moment.

But I have some rather big plans for the future when it comes to such kind of work.
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>>17967818
awesome, i wish you luck.
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>>17967808

Oh that thing. Well it was some meditation book or bio feedback book he had read and it was something along the lines of "imagine a point on your forehead, imagine it tingle with electricity, now let that electricity arc through your arms and into your finger tips" type thing.

He's slightly sensitive to "other stuff" meaning he's caught glimpses of my aura, or has empathic sort of inclinations. He's only ever lauded or gushed at how just generally at rest I always am. So I don't think he's ever been critical. He does always say, "Thank god your so chill, you being htis calm helps me to be calm" type stuff. But that's about it.
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>>17967831
cool, thanks for sharing. i feel theres something lost in translation, though.
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>>17967772
I'm better every day. Any time you devote to my healing is a blessing and I appreciate all help whether miniscule or otherwise. Have a blessed day
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>>17967756
Heresy
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hi all.

>>17968148
good to hear, i hope youre doing better today.
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