How does one get a visit from the men in black?

Not by sitting in mom's basement shitposting.

>>17951826
selling aliens 10gp

the moon landing is a hoax and """""area 51""""" is currently housing 74 unknown species

>>17951836
This.

>>17951826
U just got one what do u wNt to know?

>>17952235
Yes im MIB.

>>17951826
What kinds of aliens do u want ro know about? The anunaki you can learn anout in sumerian creation lore and the list of kings.

>>17952250
Bullshit.

>>17952258
No bullshit. What do u want to know?

>>17951826
If you want be man in black you need first be in FBI

>>17952269
My name is Jason

>>17952273
Not true. I was made MIB by the EUE.

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If you ever had that feeling where you went into a room to get something, but forgot what it was, that was you walking in on a Alien up to some crazy crap.
The MIB blitzed your mind but THEY don't know what you were looking for, hence you get the feeling "I can't remember why I came in here".

>>17952289
We have more important things to do.

>>17952296
MIB Sir Brandon made me head operator MIJ.

>>17952289
Exactly like post the truth on 4chan x.

>>17951826

Talk to the public about Tavistock, reptilians, satanic ritual child abuse, any detailed, compelling insider info.

>>17952296
More important things to do than cover up Aliens haveing contact with the genral public?...
... isn't that like MIB 101?

>>17952323
Okd. I know aboud reptillians. They come from the orion constellation. Lucifer rules the draco in our system. Lucifer lives inside our planet she looks like cell in perfect form. Alot of cattle mutilations were made by reptillians for food. They dont like most humans. They like to be called D. You can talk to D anytime you want by clicking your teeth and thinking D. Yes they are good. The eue make sure they follow the rules. They offered to help the world evolve but we are afraid to accept their help because we dont believe their help comes truly free. No they are not alloud to be on the surface of this planet. Yes some of them can possess people but they dont like to. No they dont possess jewish people. No david ike is not jesus. I want people to have the truth thats y i tell people what they want to know.

>>17952333
I dont do cover ups.

You post Child Pornography and Ddos a house without a two way proxy. That'll definitely get those "men in black" to show up at your door.

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>>17952375
The old not my department bit huh?

>>17952289

>training agents to walk oddly in order to freak out the Soviets

>it's super-effective

>>17952418
The government didnt make ne MIB The EUE aliens known as the zeta reticuli greys made me MIB. Because they needed my help. What else do u wanna know? The dulce base exploded because the workers there blew it up. Yes it has since been rebuilt. The do alot there. It a missle silo it houses some Eue. It houses some draco. No its not an illumanati branch because im not part of the illumanati and im in charge. Did u hear them they said they have fun fixing your problems.

>>17952424
Not an agent kgb just an Operator. Yes i can proove it how would you, nm okd ill b right there.

No this wouldnt b a hoax.

>>17952490

Why did the workers at Dulce blow it up? Accident?

>>17952524
Yes i was just there. Ur room is dark. No plz leave the light off i like it that way if u want me back to say hi.

>>17952525
They blew it up because some really screwed up things were taking place there. Mind control. Cloning. Illegal genetic testing. Are just a few.

>>17952535

So why rebuild it?

>>17952540
Because they thought they could continue the same stuff they were doing. But EUE nd i wont let them. Now EUE nd i use it as a base of operations or HUB for MIB underground operations like area 51 gets their orders form the HUB at dulce.

>>17952562

Post something we don't already know about Dulce.

>>17952594
The woman incharge of cloning at dulce. The mother of the base codenamed L. Her name is Love Me.

>>17952607
She has blonde hair.>>17952607

>>17952359
Silly question. Can I meet Lucifer? I'd like to serve and possibly have sexy time if possible, Seriously.
>>17952490
>in charge
Are you saying your in charge of the Gray's MIB? If so does this mean your willing to betray your kin when the time comes?

>>17952359
Somebody watches too much Dragon Ball Z

she looks like cell in perfect form

>>17952613
Yes u can meet Lucifer. Click ur teeth and think licifer hello and proceed to talk. Yes im in charge. And no i would never betray my planet.

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>this thread

>>17951851
This

>>17953027
No the moon landing wasnt a hoax. The moon landing happened. The beings that live in the moon told us never come back and they took our flag down. Area 51 houses alot of nuclear waste all the aliens live at dulce. The S4 project at area 51 is run by Z. Talk to Z if u want to know more about area 51. White sands is a underground missle testing facility no aliens are housed there. A few live and work there.

>>17951826
By bouncing ULF waves on the cloaked stations that are circling all major population centres

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>>17952490
>it's a roleplay faggot and gullible retards playing along regardless of sources thread

Mothership is calling.
Its telling me time for bed.

ps. I'm a huge faggot. please probe my slutty asshole.

OP here

Just came back to check on my thread

Thanks for keeping us safe and ruining this thread operator

>>17953004

Do you want them to give you anal?

>>17951836
Rekt

>>17954619
Ayyyy lmao

Doctor Pavel, I'm MIB

>>17955014
Ayyyy

>>17951826
Just post your collection of underaged extraterrestrial porn

>>17951826
Did you try deeply imagining an alien entity gestating in your womb?

>>17951826
Write a negative comment on a Jaden Smith music video.

>>17952278
I saw an uncanny flesh Of light out Of nowhere once and weirdly smiled, what exactly was it if it had no source origin?

>>17951826
play stupid games, win stupid prizes?